what does kenny say in the opening credits?

[Benny2983]

I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
info

[Paul Klimstra]

Benny2983 (benn...@aol.com) wrote:
: I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
: info

I've always felt that the second line is, "I attend the VD Clinic",
but have no proof of it.

--
<sic> <sic> <sic> The Parsing of the Beast

[Zulfiqar Ahmed]

He says:

I like girls with big fat titties
I like girl with big vaginas

Benny2983 wrote in message
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[Adam S. Toline]

Benny2983 wrote in message
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>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me
the
>info

I like to think the line is "I like girls with big fat titties, I like
girls with big vaginas!"

[Rick Herrick]

On 14 Jan 1998 03:26:56 GMT, benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:
>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
>info

What I got from mrhat.simpleton.com says that he says: "I like girls
with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas" YMMV.

[X]

benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:

>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
>info

NOT THIS POST AGAIN! ARGHHHH!

X

To discover is to conquer

[Jason Mann]

On 14 Jan 1998 03:26:56 GMT, benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:

>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
>info

If you slow it down, you clearly hear him say "I like posts that ask
dumb questions, I repeat posts that ask dumb questions"

-Jason

If replying via email, do yourself a big favor
and remove the exclamation point from my address.

[Nimroderie]

>If you slow it down, you clearly hear him say "I like posts that ask
>dumb questions, I repeat posts that ask dumb questions"

Or if you play it backwards, you clearly hear him say "Tom Hanks is gonna take
over the show, I read it on the internet!"

-=j=-
www.malkron.com

[Tim]

OK, I've heard this a while, from several sources, and I have to
disagree.

In my personal opinion, I think he says:

I like girls with big fat titties

I like girls with TIGHT vaginas

I've listened to and slowed my WAV several times, and it fits equally
well, and, makes a hell of lot more sense. Why would anyone like a
girl to have a BIG vagina?

"Zulfiqar Ahmed" <zulf...@ican.net> wrote:

>He says:
>
>I like girls with big fat titties
>I like girl with big vaginas
>
>
>
>
>

>Benny2983 wrote in message
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>>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me
>the
>>info
>

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[Tammy Tornado]

So true, so true...........

Actually, he's saying:

"I like to mutter through my hat
So no one knows I have no lips"

@@@@@@@@@@ You've
@@@@@@@@@ Been
@@@@@@@@ Twisted!
@@@@@@
@@@@ "Sometimes being a bitch is all a
@@@ woman has to hang onto."
@@
@ --Stephen King, from "Dolores Claiborne"

[SVenESB]

You know, I'm not Quite sure what the fuck he says, but one FAQ says an
alternate interpretation is "I am Kenny please dont kill me, I am Kenny please
dont kill me"

Later

Steve -- The Bluesman

"Dont Blame the Moth for Eating Your Socks"

[Harvey W. Harbicht]

On 14 Jan 1998 03:26:56 GMT, benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:

>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
>info

He says" This is an old subject and the answer is in the FAQ. It's
been dicussed here a zillion times"

[Jeremy Albert]

It Has Been Quoted That Matt stone said ".... I can't tell you what
kenny says in the opening credits because comedy central would make us
take it out...."
Now The Only Thing That I Heard & or Read THat Was "Dirty " goes
something like :
"I like Girls With big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas"
NOw this is just A best possible answer not nessecerialy A correct one

[ATAK97]

>Actually, he's saying:
>
>"I like to mutter through my hat
>So no one knows I have no lips"
>
>

I hope this was a joke, but if not...That's stupid.

[Tammy Tornado]

On 17 Jan 1998 00:16:06 GMT, a tornado warning was issued. Cowering

in the basement, ata...@aol.com (ATAK97) wrote:

I hope this was a joke, but if not...That's stupid.

Actually, if you don't know it's a joke, then who's the stupid one?

@@@@@@@@@@ You've
@@@@@@@@@ Been
@@@@@@@@ Twisted!
@@@@@@
@@@@

@@@ "The whole world is wild at heart
@@ and weird on top...."
@ - Lula Fortune

[Gary M.]

Jason Mann wrote:
>
> On 14 Jan 1998 03:26:56 GMT, benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:
>
> >I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
> >info
>

> If you slow it down, you clearly hear him say "I like posts that ask
> dumb questions, I repeat posts that ask dumb questions"

hehheh...this is the best translation yet!

Gary M. :^)

[Squatslow]

Paul,
He says "I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with big Vaginas"
rather vulgar dont you think?

"And the president replied" Screw those commie bastards and screw their
wussy space station."

Kevin

Paul Klimstra <ab...@freenet.hamilton.on.ca> wrote in article
<69ibvm$mru$1...@mohawk.hwcn.org>...

> Benny2983 (benn...@aol.com) wrote:
> : I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give
me the
> : info
>

[Andrew M. Francis]

listen real close - it sounds to me like "i like girls with great big titties!"

Gary M. wrote:

> Jason Mann wrote:

> >
> > On 14 Jan 1998 03:26:56 GMT, benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:
> >
> > >I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the
> > >info
> >

[Frank Rizzo]

Andrew M. Francis wrote:

anfter many attempts at trying to decifer what kenny is saying i have come to this
conclusion

kenny says "shut the hell up and leave me alone already"
"you are not going to believe me if i tell you so go away"

kenny told me himself (probably the most reliable source)

[Bradley Scott Newman]

Give me a break guys! I believe the second Kenny line to say "My name's
Kenny."

Obviously, the last word in Kenny's first line has to rhyme with Kenny:

Benny
Denny
Henny
Jenny
Penny

So perhaps : "I like having sex with Benny
My dad's drunk and my name's Kenny"

But of course, the whole point is that you're not supposed to understand
everything he says, so you can use your imagination. Get to it!

Scott Newman
Vancouver, B.C.

: >I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me the

[Bradley Scott Newman]

: anfter many attempts at trying to decifer what kenny is saying i have come to this
: conclusion

: kenny says "shut the hell up and leave me alone already"
: "you are not going to believe me if i tell you so go away"

: kenny told me himself (probably the most reliable source)

If Kenny told you himself, how did you understand what he was saying?

Scott Newman
Vancouver, B.C.

[zen...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca]

Andrew M. Francis (raj...@powernet.net) wrote:
: listen real close - it sounds to me like "i like girls with great big titties!"

"I like girls with big fat titties...I like girls with big vaginas."

This is right off the South Park FAQ...email me for the addy.

Zen

[Dementia]

BAD THREAD!!! BAD THREAD!!!! *stomp stomp* will some of you help me
kill this ting?/ *stomp* throw sand on it or someth9ng!!!!!

Dementia
Back again from the grave

[Psychogamer256]

Adam S. Toline wrote in message <69j07b$6ld$1...@mentor.telis.org>...

>
>Benny2983 wrote in message
><19980114032...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...

>>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me
>the
>>info

> I like to think the line is "I like girls with big fat titties, I like
>girls with big vaginas!"
>
That's what it says. I can't think of it being anything else.
Psychogamer256

[Psychogamer256]

Tim wrote in message <34c0584e...@news.gate.net>...

>OK, I've heard this a while, from several sources, and I have to
>disagree.
>
>In my personal opinion, I think he says:
>

>I like girls with big fat titties

>I like girls with TIGHT vaginas
>
>I've listened to and slowed my WAV several times, and it fits equally
>well, and, makes a hell of lot more sense. Why would anyone like a
>girl to have a BIG vagina?
>
>

He's in the third grade. He doesn't know shit about good pussy, and will
probably not know for 10 years. In fact, he probably died so many times that
he's losing his mind.
Psychogamer256

>
>"Zulfiqar Ahmed" <zulf...@ican.net> wrote:
>
>>He says:
>>
>>I like girls with big fat titties
>>I like girl with big vaginas
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>

>>Benny2983 wrote in message
>><19980114032...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
>>>I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please give me
>>the
>>>info
>>
>
>
>
>

[Psychogamer256]

I can't be. The end of the first part sounds different that the end of the
second part.
Psychogamer256

SVenESB wrote in message <19980115152...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...

[Psychogamer256]

Frank Rizzo wrote in message <6a3p41$6...@newsops.execpc.com>...

>Andrew M. Francis wrote:
>
>> listen real close - it sounds to me like "i like girls with great big
titties!"
>>

>> Gary M. wrote:
>>
>> > Jason Mann wrote:
>> > >
>> > > On 14 Jan 1998 03:26:56 GMT, benn...@aol.com (Benny2983) wrote:
>> > >

>> > > >I think the subject is clear about what i want to know... please
give me the
>> > > >info
>> > >

>> > > If you slow it down, you clearly hear him say "I like posts that ask
>> > > dumb questions, I repeat posts that ask dumb questions"
>> >
>> > hehheh...this is the best translation yet!
>> >
>> > Gary M. :^)
>

>anfter many attempts at trying to decifer what kenny is saying i have come
to this
>conclusion
>
>kenny says "shut the hell up and leave me alone already"
>"you are not going to believe me if i tell you so go away"
>
>kenny told me himself (probably the most reliable source)
>

No. There are only 8 syllables in each line, not 9 and 16.
Psychogamer256

[Steve/Beth George]

"Our home town's the biggest, dammit!
Right down to that piece of granite."
--

[Maagic]

nope...nice try though

[Julius Najzer]

>He's in the third grade. He doesn't know shit about good pussy,

Yeah, but 1 he's a paper cut-out and 2 he was created by someone that's not
in the third grade and I'm willing to bet they aren't in school anymore
either.

[Frank Rizzo]

> >anfter many attempts at trying to decifer what kenny is saying i have come
> to this
> >conclusion
> >
> >kenny says "shut the hell up and leave me alone already"
> >"you are not going to believe me if i tell you so go away"
> >
> >kenny told me himself (probably the most reliable source)
> >
> No. There are only 8 syllables in each line, not 9 and 16.
> Psychogamer256

well maybe i will have to check it one more time
SNICKER
or maybe kenny lied to me
LAUGH
who knows
HEHEHE

[Chris Pirsias]

I was told he says "I like girls with big vaginas!!!"

[Maagic]

and you are correct. He says "I like girls with big fat titties, I like
girls with big vaginas"

[LGatoGordo]

> Why would anyone like a
>>girl to have a BIG vagina?

Because he has a huge penis that doesn't fit in most vaginas.
*****************
El Gato Gordo

It was always so easy to find an unhappy woman, until I started lookin' for
mine.