Re: (THIS IS SO REAL PEOPLE) IM ASKING FOR DONATIONS FOR HEART SURGERY

nobody@nowhere

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Oct 10, 2006, 10:59:41 AM10/10/06

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In article <452bb78a$0$2995$ec3e...@news.usenetmonster.com>, mcolli...@msn.com wrote:
> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my heart
> is having serious issuses do to a birth defect (i was born with a hole in my
> heart)and need money to have the surgery to get the hole fix

Who's gonna pay to fix the hole in your head?

Joel

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Oct 10, 2006, 11:31:29 AM10/10/06

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Howard wants Sal to fuck it.
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dave

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Oct 10, 2006, 8:46:00 PM10/10/06

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Please post the results of your solicitations, I am in great need of penis
enhancement so I can become a porn actor. The cost of enlarging my organ to
11" is over $340,000. This is beyond my financial limit, so I need outside
help. If newsgroup charity works for you, in should work for me. I would
offer all contributors a copy of my first movie. Thanx in advance.

Izzy Mandelbaum

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Oct 10, 2006, 8:55:16 PM10/10/06

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Let me guess, it will be called "The Sopornos" with the "r" fashioned
into the shape of a cock, or has that one already been taken?

Wog George

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Oct 11, 2006, 4:52:52 AM10/11/06

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"dave" <da...@fish.net> wrote in message news:c9XWg.6370$K11.3379@trndny07...

> Please post the results of your solicitations, I am in great need of penis
> enhancement so I can become a porn actor. The cost of enlarging my organ
> to 11" is over $340,000.
>
>

$340,000 seems a bit steep for an extra inch!!!

--
George
"If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat and this fake
moustache" - Steven McTowelie - 19 April 2006

Howard S Shubs

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Oct 11, 2006, 12:17:20 PM10/11/06

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In article <Eh2Xg.45389$rP1....@news-server.bigpond.net.au>,
"Wog George" <wog-NotThi...@amd-p.com> wrote:

> $340,000 seems a bit steep for an extra inch!!!

Lotta microsurgery there, yep. And don't forget the vascular bits.
It'd be rough if he popped a leak while actively using it.

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Jimmuh

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Oct 11, 2006, 8:55:10 PM10/11/06

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On Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:46:00 GMT, "dave" <da...@fish.net> wrote:

>I am in great need of penis
>enhancement so I can become a porn actor.

Ugh, dude! Don't even joke about that! It makes me shudder to think
about being the 8000th cock in those hags. They can only test for
*known* STDs. Things like scabies mites can be damn hard to detect,
and impossible to get rid of. They burrow in through the belly skin,
usually. They are 1/1000th inch across, & have razor-sharp legs. They
the mole, you the garden.

Sorry. Just another viewpoint to that cockfever!

Sparky Spartacus

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Oct 12, 2006, 2:58:01 AM10/12/06

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I'm with you, man, wouldn't screw a porno actress with your dick. Think
about it - their working life consists of having sex with porn actors,
among the sleaziest people to crawl the earth. They'll stick their dicks
into anything you pay them for and I refuse to think about what they do
for fun.

Joel

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Oct 15, 2006, 11:05:27 AM10/15/06

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I'd do a porn actress! You guys probably take Ritalin for adhd and go
through tons of multi vitamins too. Our brave men over seas died for a
little VD. What are you anti-america?

"Sparky Spartacus" <Spa...@universalexports.org>

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Jimmuh

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Oct 15, 2006, 11:18:09 AM10/15/06

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On Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:05:27 -0500, "Joel" <joelp...@cox.net>
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>I'd do a porn actress! You guys probably take Ritalin for adhd and go
>through tons of multi vitamins too. Our brave men over seas died for a
>little VD.

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Yeah you're right they did:
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