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The Magnificent Bastard

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Jan 27, 2002, 9:40:46 AM1/27/02
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Thanks Wavy. Oh, and thanks for not spelling it "Basterd"...

MB

Big Red Shark

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Jan 27, 2002, 10:18:23 AM1/27/02
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"The Magnificent Bastard" <magnif_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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: Thanks Wavy. Oh, and thanks for not spelling it "Basterd"...
:

PEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11111!@!@111!!!

: MB


Wavy Pee G

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Jan 27, 2002, 10:54:38 AM1/27/02
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"Big Red Shark" <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
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What the fuck! Its all fucked up. Those "file:" thingies are pissing me
off.

>
> : MB
>
>


Wavy Pee G

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Jan 27, 2002, 10:58:06 AM1/27/02
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Thats what its sposed to look like.
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Shammie

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Jan 27, 2002, 11:02:23 AM1/27/02
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>From: "Wavy Pee G"

>Thats what its sposed to look like.

snip sig

Not on AOL, it's still messed up.
I'd ditch AOL entirely, but the account is not really in my name. Long story,
nevermind.


Shammie

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Jan 27, 2002, 10:56:32 AM1/27/02
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>From: "Wavy Pee G"

>What the fuck! Its all fucked up. Those "file:" thingies are pissing me
>off.

It looks absolutely fantastic on Newsguy, here see for yourself. But yes, it's
messed up on AOL, I don't know where else.
I returned from the abyss just to tell you that. And you are amazing, great job!

Jansen

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Jan 27, 2002, 12:22:43 PM1/27/02
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>I'd ditch AOL entirely, but the account is not really in my name. Long story,
>nevermind.

You and me both...

JJ

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from
religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)

The Magnificent Bastard

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Jan 27, 2002, 1:13:44 PM1/27/02
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On Sun, 27 Jan 2002 10:54:38 -0500, Wavy Pee G enlightened the world with
this nugget of wisdom...


> What the fuck! Its all fucked up. Those "file:" thingies are pissing me
> off.

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It doesn't show the "file" things when I post it....I guess it just shows
up in some news readers. Some sort of HTML formatting thing maybe?

MB

Shammie

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Jan 27, 2002, 1:09:31 PM1/27/02
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>From: jbj...@aol.comREMOVE (Jansen)

>>I'd ditch AOL entirely, but the account is not really in my name. Long
>story,
>>nevermind.

>You and me both...

I am my own aunt, try boasting that.
(we have the same name)

I recommend Newsguy over google (I see your test post).
Newsguy is very reliable and I think the basic service is only something like
$35 a year.


Jansen

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Jan 27, 2002, 2:20:21 PM1/27/02
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Yes, I did look at that and I am considering it. I'm planning to change ISPs
(can't stand AOL), so I'll probably choose Newsguy if my new ISP doesn't offer
newsgroups.

Thanks for info! :)

Fred Fowler

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Jan 27, 2002, 11:01:44 PM1/27/02
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But I lost my 3D glasses. Does that ruin the effect?

Liam Devlin

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Jan 27, 2002, 10:09:28 PM1/27/02
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Shammie wrote:
>
> >From: jbj...@aol.comREMOVE (Jansen)
>
> >>I'd ditch AOL entirely, but the account is not really in my name. Long
> >story,
> >>nevermind.
>
> >You and me both...
>
> I am my own aunt, try boasting that.

Sounds very Southern of you:-)

Shammie

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Jan 28, 2002, 10:40:16 AM1/28/02
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>From: Liam Devlin

>> I am my own aunt, try boasting that.
>
>Sounds very Southern of you:-)

suh, what are yew implyin'?


Shammie

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Mar 2, 2002, 7:32:50 PM3/2/02
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Sharkie, my heartie
Skips such a beat
Whenever you post
I go into heat.

Your wit, unsurpassed,
Some folks think you're a loon
But I'll stay on your good side
Cos I want your slotted spoon.

Caps, long-ass sigs,
All part of your appeal
And when it comes to trolling
Good Lordie, unREaL!

So here is my sonnet,
My tribute to you,
Happy Birthday, Big Red Shark.
We all love you.

Well, maybe not all
That's why this addendum
But count me a fan
I love when you offend 'em.

Always,
or at least for as long as my parents continue to pay you for paying attention
to me,
Shammie

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 8:09:47 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on 2 Mar 2002 16:32:50 -0800, Shammie
<Shammie...@newsguy.com> (my pla) says
::
::Sharkie, my heartie


It's dat boys birthday? Dadburm. How old he be? Shiiiiiiit.
If you was won of MY homeboys, we'd throws a party fors ya with a
penyatta, and with a bat you could bash it's durn head in.

Good day, good day,
and how do you do?
This is Alonzo Crafonzo Hamhock
talking to you.

the fucking goblin guy

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Mar 2, 2002, 8:25:24 PM3/2/02
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>> sigh <<

I'll just pretend this poem was meant for me...

--
BFG

goblin at iglou dot com

( http://members.iglou.com/lyons )

Shammie

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Mar 2, 2002, 8:30:14 PM3/2/02
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>>> sigh <<
>
> I'll just pretend this poem was meant for me...
>

You will get your own!
But not right now I have to go to work and work all through tomorrow, so don't
fret, you'll get yours, cos you are my new pla.


ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 8:40:01 PM3/2/02
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You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ
that he have MERCY on you itty bitty soul when HAMHOCK is thru. You
can run but you can't hide. Tonight, HAMHOCK is having YOU. Hear what
I'm sayin?

It's this simple: Gonna. Bash. You. Dadburm. Head. In. Love. Ham.
Hock. Get it got it good.

I give you WON more chance to return my bucket of chicken and then the
bashing gonna start. Hamhock hungry. Hamhock mean. Ham. Hock.
Gonna. Bash. You. Head. In.

What chu lookin at?

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 8:44:51 PM3/2/02
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I ain't messin wit chu. Imo take care of BIDNESS if you don't keep
them black tows off my poach. Dat's just how it gonna be. Hear what
I'm sayin?

Hmm?

Dawn

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:03:56 PM3/2/02
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On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 20:09:47 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote:

>Hmm? Oh , on 2 Mar 2002 16:32:50 -0800, Shammie
><Shammie...@newsguy.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::Sharkie, my heartie
>
>
>It's dat boys birthday? Dadburm. How old he be? Shiiiiiiit.
>If you was won of MY homeboys, we'd throws a party fors ya with a
>penyatta, and with a bat you could bash it's durn head in.


Not til August.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:17:46 PM3/2/02
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They cut off ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK'S phone. Dadburm sukkas gonna
get they HEADS BASHED IN. Lucky for Hamhock he have a cable modem.

Imo go down to the phone company and imo SNATCH THE HEAD of the first
sukka who say WON WORD to me. I ain't messin round with them folk and
imo SNATCH THEIR GOTDAMN HEADS OFF if they dont turn Hamhocks phone
spigot back on. How my gonna call the womens if Hamhock got no phone?

Hamhock angry. Hamhock *very* angry. Hamhock *livid*. Bile.

I pray to the lord Jesus H. Christ that he give Hamhock the strength
to snatch off the head of the first cracka at the phone company who
say "delinquent account".

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:18:28 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 02:03:56 GMT, Dawn
<dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
::
::On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 20:09:47 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

For real? Dat suckkas got won big ego getting presents in March.

Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:43:32 PM3/2/02
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"Shammie" <Shammie...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:a5rqv...@drn.newsguy.com...
: Sharkie, my heartie
:

you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
enough for you to remember the details.....

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22skitch%40sprynet.com%22+birthday&hl=en
&lr=lang_en&as_qdr=y&selm=9l60od%249r3%241%40slb0.atl.mindspring.net&rnum=14


Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:45:32 PM3/2/02
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"ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK" <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:lbv28u8abkoueu9lk...@4ax.com...
:
: You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ

: that he have MERCY on you itty bitty soul when HAMHOCK is thru. You
: can run but you can't hide. Tonight, HAMHOCK is having YOU. Hear what
: I'm sayin?
:
: It's this simple: Gonna. Bash. You. Dadburm. Head. In. Love. Ham.
: Hock. Get it got it good.
:
: I give you WON more chance to return my bucket of chicken and then the
: bashing gonna start. Hamhock hungry. Hamhock mean. Ham. Hock.
: Gonna. Bash. You. Head. In.
:
: What chu lookin at?
:

Okay, now I am picturing Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone on the Man Show.

: Good day, good day,

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:57:45 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 21:43:32 -0500, "Big Red Shark"
<ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
::
::
:::
::
::you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important

::enough for you to remember the details....

Wassup wichu chump>?

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:51:31 PM3/2/02
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A gentleman would have pretended not to notice the error, and warmly thanked
Shammie for going to the trouble. That's what a gentleman would have done.

(By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent out of
shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 9:56:12 PM3/2/02
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They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
said:

>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 21:43:32 -0500, "Big Red Shark"
><ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::
>:::
>::
>::you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
>::enough for you to remember the details....
>
>Wassup wichu chump>?

Would you say that BRS's snippy-ass response to Shammie's poem was "fem"?
I'd say it was pretty "fem," myself.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:02:43 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 21:45:32 -0500, "Big Red Shark"
<ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::Okay, now I am picturing Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone on the Man Show.

Can you pitcher me BASHING YOUR GOTDAMN HEAD IN? It ain't a matter of
IF. Hear what I'm sayin?

Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:00:39 PM3/2/02
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"ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK" <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:0h438uk3a5e224hcf...@4ax.com...
: Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 21:45:32 -0500, "Big Red Shark"

: <ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
: ::
: ::
: ::Okay, now I am picturing Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone on the Man Show.
:
: Can you pitcher me BASHING YOUR GOTDAMN HEAD IN? It ain't a matter of
: IF. Hear what I'm sayin?
:

Bashing my head in?
Til da white meat show?

P.S. you can use that, really. Go ahead.

:
: Good day, good day,

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:08:29 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 18:51:31 -0800, Russell B. Goode
<bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::A gentleman would have pretended not to notice the error, and warmly thanked

::Shammie for going to the trouble. That's what a gentleman would have done.
::
::(By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent out of
::shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)

A gentleman? Shyeah. Hamhock figures you want a gentleman. Shoooot.
You be like all "huh whu?" and shit and that gentleman be like all
"me? who?" and shit and you be like all went out baby!

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:10:17 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 18:51:31 -0800, Russell B. Goode
<bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::(By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent out of

::shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)


Take won to know won AHAHHAAHHAAHA! Hamhock gotcha! Hamhock gotcha!

Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:04:26 PM3/2/02
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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5s694$mnb$4...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
: They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
:

Yeah, but I just threatened to unearth her dead fathers' remains from a
cemetary earlier today. I can't get all lovey-dovey after that.

P.S. Get this Russell, her father was cremated, put in an urn, AND THEN
BURIED!!! THE PURE GREEDINESS OF IT *ALMOST* IRKS ME!!!


Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:06:08 PM3/2/02
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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5s602$mnb$2...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
:

See, Russell, here's the thing: She has a poor self-image and I think the
passive agressive thing might get me in her pants. What are your thoughts?

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:11:14 PM3/2/02
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My thoughts are that if I come in here and make you look like an ungrateful
chump, it might get ME in her pants.

Dawn

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:14:50 PM3/2/02
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On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 21:17:46 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote:

>
>They cut off ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK'S phone. Dadburm sukkas gonna
>get they HEADS BASHED IN. Lucky for Hamhock he have a cable modem.
>
>Imo go down to the phone company and imo SNATCH THE HEAD of the first
>sukka who say WON WORD to me. I ain't messin round with them folk and
>imo SNATCH THEIR GOTDAMN HEADS OFF if they dont turn Hamhocks phone
>spigot back on. How my gonna call the womens if Hamhock got no phone?
>
>Hamhock angry. Hamhock *very* angry. Hamhock *livid*. Bile.
>
>I pray to the lord Jesus H. Christ that he give Hamhock the strength
>to snatch off the head of the first cracka at the phone company who
>say "delinquent account".


I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:23:55 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 22:00:39 -0500, "Big Red Shark"
<ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::
::Bashing my head in?

::Til da white meat show?
::
::P.S. you can use that, really. Go ahead.

I gots the two lamest mothafukkas on usenet trying to step in first
thing and take credit for ole Hamhock. They must think Hamhock GOOT
if they do dat. They be all wishin and shit like be all "aww man" and
then like all "i shoulda" and shit and stuff and ole Hamhock be like
laffin his coal black ass off and shit. You aint got NO SHIT on
Hamhock. Hamhock da ORIGINAL. You lame muthafukkas is juss JELLUS
cause you ain't never do nothin but rip off the hero and shit. SHIIIT.

Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:20:06 PM3/2/02
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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5s766$mnb$6...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
:

The Gloves are off!!! Good day, Sir!!!!

P.S. Good stragety.


Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:23:27 PM3/2/02
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:26:38 PM3/2/02
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The gloves won't be the only thing coming off, wonce Shammie realizes who
the true gentleman is around here. Good day to YOU, sir, and to your lovely
wife as well.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:38:06 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
<dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
::
::
::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.


Gonna retire on your ass.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:39:56 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:23:27 -0800, Russell B. Goode
<bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!


Tarci don't know no lame. Hamhock know lame. You lame boy. LAME.

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:37:03 PM3/2/02
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They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
said:

>Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn


><dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
>::
>::
>::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
>
>
>Gonna retire on your ass.

You're going to go to sleep on her ass? That's not even THREATENING.

My god, how sad. This is just unbelievably sad. Hamhock, taken out--by
Dawn, of all people. Sad.

Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:35:20 PM3/2/02
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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5s83v$mnb$1...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
:

Nonononononononnononono....Good Day to YOU, sir, and have fun with Bruce in
Vermont.


Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:41:56 PM3/2/02
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They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
said:

>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:23:27 -0800, Russell B. Goode


><bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::
>::AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>
>
>Tarci don't know no lame. Hamhock know lame.

Takes won to know won, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

(Boom-a!)

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:52:08 PM3/2/02
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Who the fuck is this guy, Shark?

Torris Bin Drinken

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:56:20 PM3/2/02
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On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 20:40:01 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote:

>
>You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ
>

What does the H standfor in Jesus H Christ?


Torris

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:53:49 PM3/2/02
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ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:ik638u0btput8lboi...@4ax.com...

> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
> <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
>
>
> Gonna retire on your ass.

MARK ASS READ.

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:58:38 PM3/2/02
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Torris Bin Drinken <tor...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Herman. Dummy.

>
>
>
>
> Torris


Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:59:57 PM3/2/02
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They all laughed when "Wavy G" <whokill...@consarnit.org> said:

>
>ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
>news:ik638u0btput8lboi...@4ax.com...
>> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
>> <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
>> ::
>> ::
>> ::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
>>
>>
>> Gonna retire on your ass.
>
>MARK ASS READ.

Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But even he has to admit that this is no Tramm
Phamm. Hell, it's not even a "Master Mind." (LOL?)

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 10:57:00 PM3/2/02
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No. No, good day to YOU, good fellow. And may I say--as won gentleman to
another--that I rise in protest of the sentence imposed upon you in that
dreadful New Jersey courtroom. Five years is far too long to be ordered to
stay away from children. That judge was no gentleman, I can tell you that!
No gentleman, he!

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:05:56 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:41:56 -0800, Russell B. Goode
<bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
::
::They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>

What a little fem you is. What a lame itty bitty FEM you is! Mmm!

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:06:53 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:56:20 GMT, tor...@mindspring.com
(Torris Bin Drinken) (my pla) says
::
::On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 20:40:01 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

::<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote:
::
::>
::>You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ
::>
::
::What does the H standfor in Jesus H Christ?

My momma say it stand for HAMHOCK.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:07:37 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:53:49 GMT, "Wavy G"
<whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
::
::
::ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message

::news:ik638u0btput8lboi...@4ax.com...
::> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
::> <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
::> ::
::> ::
::> ::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
::>
::>
::> Gonna retire on your ass.
::
::MARK ASS READ.

How you know Mark's ass is red? I ain't sayin NOTHIN!!!

Dawn

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:03:45 PM3/2/02
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Yeah, I took him out....I'm the best..I'm....HEY! wait a GD minute.
You're makin' fun of me aren't you?

Dawn

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:02:08 PM3/2/02
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Did you just call me lame?

Dawn

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:05:12 PM3/2/02
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His love interest.

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:12:12 PM3/2/02
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ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:n9838ugu52bmmkb5k...@4ax.com...

> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:56:20 GMT, tor...@mindspring.com
> (Torris Bin Drinken) (my pla) says
> ::
> ::On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 20:40:01 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
> ::<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote:
> ::
> ::>
> ::>You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ
> ::>
> ::
> ::What does the H standfor in Jesus H Christ?
>
> My momma say it stand for HAMHOCK.

Tell your Momma to stop smoking crank and read the FUCKING Bible, you dumn
Beotch.

Love,
Wavy

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:14:57 PM3/2/02
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ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:bb838u4shvq0dgf84...@4ax.com...

> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:53:49 GMT, "Wavy G"
> <whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
> ::news:ik638u0btput8lboi...@4ax.com...
> ::> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
> ::> <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
> ::> ::
> ::> ::
> ::> ::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires
soon.
> ::>
> ::>
> ::> Gonna retire on your ass.
> ::
> ::MARK ASS READ.
>
> How you know Mark's ass is red? I ain't sayin NOTHIN!!!
>
>

CAUSE I SLAPPED IT. ME AND HATCHET MAMA, WE SLAPPED HIS ASS.

Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:11:50 PM3/2/02
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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5s9ul$o4h$1...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
:

Thank you for your condolences, kind sir. Cads would have kicked a fellow
while he was down, but not you- you are nothing but pure class. Before I go,
good luck in the upcoming chili-eating contest. Be sure to take along your
tums and massage that giant beer-belly to ensure victory. Oh, and don't
forget your lucky "Who farted?" hat!!


Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:21:57 PM3/2/02
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Dawn <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:k7838useioaed4cg9...@4ax.com...

Shark has a stalker? HA ha ha hA ha HAA HAHAH aha. LOL. Thats a good one.

>


Big Red Shark

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:23:10 PM3/2/02
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"Wavy G" <whokill...@consarnit.org> wrote in message
news:Fxhg8.20102$Tt7.292...@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...
:
: Dawn <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> wrote in message
:

aw fuck, no your gonna get her writing her long-winded stalking posts.

: >
:
:


ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:38:15 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:14:57 GMT, "Wavy G"
<whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
::
::CAUSE I SLAPPED IT. ME AND HATCHET MAMA, WE SLAPPED HIS ASS.


FOE REAL? YOU SLAPPA MANS ASS? YOU FEM.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:39:06 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:12:12 GMT, "Wavy G"
<whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
::
::
::Tell your Momma to stop smoking crank and read the FUCKING Bible, you dumn
::Beotch.


You bringin my momma into this? Look muthafukka, what you think the H
stand foe?

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:40:28 PM3/2/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:59:57 -0800, Russell B. Goode
<bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But even he has to admit that this is no Tramm

::Phamm. Hell, it's not even a "Master Mind." (LOL?)


Tramm Phamm? That little boy 2 feet shorter than me.

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:43:01 PM3/2/02
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ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:76a38u4gs9fc3k788...@4ax.com...

> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:12:12 GMT, "Wavy G"
> <whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::
> ::Tell your Momma to stop smoking crank and read the FUCKING Bible, you
dumn
> ::Beotch.
>
>
> You bringin my momma into this? Look muthafukka, what you think the H
> stand foe?

You brought your Momma into it, you dumb hanmhock.

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:48:19 PM3/2/02
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I accept your good wishes, sir, in the gentlemanly spirit in which you offer
them. And may I just interject--speaking, as we were, of good wishes--that
my heart is gladdened, despite our longstanding enmity, to hear of your
recent advances against the ravages of your Hepatitis C infection and the
mononucleosis that you've suffered with such gentlemanly stoicism all these
years. Alas, our doctors and scientists have not yet devised a way to keep
that dreadful Ebola virus from rapidly consuming its human host--but I like
to think of the glass as half full.

I wish you good DAY, sir. Good DAY to you.


Russell B. Goode

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:48:28 PM3/2/02
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They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
said:

>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:41:56 -0800, Russell B. Goode
><bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
>::said:
>::
>::>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:23:27 -0800, Russell B. Goode
>::><bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
>::>::
>::>::
>::>::AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>::>
>::>
>::>Tarci don't know no lame. Hamhock know lame.
>::
>::Takes won to know won, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
>::
>::(Boom-a!)
>
>What a little fem you is. What a lame itty bitty FEM you is! Mmm!

Whoa, you're peeved. Put a lot of work into this won, did you?

Wavy G

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Mar 2, 2002, 11:50:02 PM3/2/02
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ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
news:25a38usr9jcn7odba...@4ax.com...

> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:14:57 GMT, "Wavy G"
> <whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
> ::
> ::CAUSE I SLAPPED IT. ME AND HATCHET MAMA, WE SLAPPED HIS ASS.
>
>
> FOE REAL? YOU SLAPPA MANS ASS? YOU FEM.

In your haste to submit your "witty" retort, you forgot to include an
apostrophe (spelling "Mans"--the plural form of Man, instead of the
possessive form, "Man's"), therefore making yourself look rather foolish in
front of the entire Internet community. Nice try, "Hammy" (LOL?)

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 3, 2002, 12:00:29 AM3/3/02
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A truly non-lame person wouldn't need to ask that question.

HatchetMama

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Mar 3, 2002, 12:10:38 AM3/3/02
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"Wavy G" <whokill...@consarnit.org> wrote in message
news:5rhg8.20098$xe7.292...@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com...

>
> ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
> news:bb838u4shvq0dgf84...@4ax.com...
> > Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:53:49 GMT, "Wavy G"
> > <whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
> > ::
> > ::
> > ::ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
> > ::news:ik638u0btput8lboi...@4ax.com...
> > ::> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
> > ::> <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
> > ::> ::
> > ::> ::
> > ::> ::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires
> soon.
> > ::>
> > ::>
> > ::> Gonna retire on your ass.
> > ::
> > ::MARK ASS READ.
> >
> > How you know Mark's ass is red? I ain't sayin NOTHIN!!!
> >
> >
>
> CAUSE I SLAPPED IT. ME AND HATCHET MAMA, WE SLAPPED HIS ASS.

You know my ex-husband too?

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 3, 2002, 1:03:07 AM3/3/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:43:01 GMT, "Wavy G"
<whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
::
::
::You brought your Momma into it, you dumb hanmhock.


Look you JIVE TURKEY, IMO BASH YOU HEAD IN.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 3, 2002, 1:06:02 AM3/3/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 04:50:02 GMT, "Wavy G"
<whokill...@consarnit.org> (my pla) says
::
::
::
::In your haste to submit your "witty" retort, you forgot to include an

::apostrophe (spelling "Mans"--the plural form of Man, instead of the
::possessive form, "Man's"), therefore making yourself look rather foolish in
::front of the entire Internet community. Nice try, "Hammy" (LOL?)

Yeah? Well at least I ai n't the won slapping a mans ass.

Fred Fowler

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Mar 3, 2002, 1:57:16 AM3/3/02
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Watch it Shammie, Russell Crowe won't like the poetic competition. He's
liable to postal on your ass.

Dave

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Mar 3, 2002, 2:39:30 AM3/3/02
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I got through the first two messages in this thread. I'm drunk and tired, but I
would not have read the other 54 replies even if I was sober and rested. Could
someone kindly give me the cliff notes version of what I missed? TIA.


Shammie

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Mar 3, 2002, 10:17:49 AM3/3/02
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In article <a5s2te$b8c$1...@slb5.atl.mindspring.net>, "Big Red Shark says...

>you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
>enough for you to remember the details.....


>http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22skitch%40sprynet.com%22+birthday&hl=en
>&lr=lang_en&as_qdr=y&selm=9l60od%249r3%241%40slb0.atl.mindspring.net&rnum=14

Of course I remember, that's why I asked you!!!
I just ...uh....well I got the YEAR wrong, that's all. I thought it had been a
year and a half since your birthday, not a half a year. I thought August had
come and gone and no one had said anything. See?

Title: Re: [OT] Crossing Over?
Author: sham...@aol.comharemgrl (Shammie)
Date: 03 Mar 2002 00:04:00 GMT

>From: "Big Red Shark"

>: Hey, is it almost time for your birthday soon? Or did I miss it.
>:
>
>It was in August, you......you.....oh, you know what you are.
>

HOW COME NO ONE CROSSPOSTED ABOUT IT THIS YEAR i AM OUTRAGED I HAVE BEEN
WAITING A WHOLE YEAR TO WRITE ANOTHER POEM FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#

Shammie

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Mar 3, 2002, 10:21:53 AM3/3/02
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In article <Fxhg8.20102$Tt7.292...@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com>, "Wavy
says...

>
>
>Dawn <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> wrote in message

>> >Who the fuck is this guy, Shark?


>>
>>
>> His love interest.
>
>Shark has a stalker? HA ha ha hA ha HAA HAHAH aha. LOL. Thats a good one.

All I ever wanted from him was his slotted spoons!!!!!!!!
I do NOT stalk him....
I stalk someone else. I am a monoga-stalker.

Shammie

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Mar 3, 2002, 10:24:00 AM3/3/02
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In article <a5s602$mnb$2...@astroconsulting.databasix.com>, Russell says...

>>
>>you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
>>enough for you to remember the details.....
>

>A gentleman would have pretended not to notice the error, and warmly thanked
>Shammie for going to the trouble. That's what a gentleman would have done.
>
>(By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent out of
>shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)

I didn't! I just got the year mixed up.
I was only off by one teensy weensy little year!!!! [bursts into tears]

Shammie

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Mar 3, 2002, 10:33:59 AM3/3/02
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In article <20020303023930...@mb-fl.aol.com>, raider...@aol.com
says...

>
>I got through the first two messages in this thread. I'm drunk and tired, but I
>would not have read the other 54 replies even if I was sober and rested. Could
>someone kindly give me the cliff notes version of what I missed? TIA.

I posted a happy birtday poem to BRS but I was off by a year, then some guy
wanted to have fried chicken, Dawn said something hilarious to him, then Wavy G
wanted to know who the fuck is Shammie, then BRS and Russell B had this
courtroom scene over who was the bigger gentleman, it was a riot.

Shammie

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Mar 3, 2002, 10:49:27 AM3/3/02
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In article <3C81C94C...@kai.net>, Fred says...

>
>Watch it Shammie, Russell Crowe won't like the poetic competition. He's
>liable to postal on your ass.

I'm sorry but I don't let GIRLS near my ass. Only ALPHA MALES, thank you.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 3, 2002, 12:12:47 PM3/3/02
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Hmm? Oh , on 3 Mar 2002 07:33:59 -0800, Shammie
<Shammie...@newsguy.com> (my pla) says
::
::In article <20020303023930...@mb-fl.aol.com>, raider...@aol.com

Din I bashed some heads in.

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 3, 2002, 1:32:56 PM3/3/02
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Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?

wildearth

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Mar 3, 2002, 1:58:21 PM3/3/02
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"Big Red Shark" <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
news:a5s3vs$42d$1...@slb2.atl.mindspring.net...
>
> "Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
> news:a5s694$mnb$4...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
> : They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
> : said:
> :
> : >Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 21:43:32 -0500, "Big Red Shark"
> : ><ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
> : >::
> : >::
> : >:::
> : >::
> : >::you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not

> important
> : >::enough for you to remember the details....
> : >
> : >Wassup wichu chump>?
> :
> : Would you say that BRS's snippy-ass response to Shammie's poem was
"fem"?
> : I'd say it was pretty "fem," myself.
> :
>
> Yeah, but I just threatened to unearth her dead fathers' remains from a
> cemetary earlier today. I can't get all lovey-dovey after that.

Love Must Be Urned

up from the ashes
in a whirlwind of dust
dead bones arise
at the sight of your bust.
>
> P.S. Get this Russell, her father was cremated, put in an urn, AND THEN
> BURIED!!! THE PURE GREEDINESS OF IT *ALMOST* IRKS ME!!!
>
>


wildearth

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Mar 3, 2002, 2:22:50 PM3/3/02
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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5tulp$kgs$3...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...

> They all laughed when Shammie <Shammie...@newsguy.com> said:
>
> >In article <3C81C94C...@kai.net>, Fred says...
> >
> >>
> >>Watch it Shammie, Russell Crowe won't like the poetic competition. He's
> >>liable to postal on your ass.
> >
> >I'm sorry but I don't let GIRLS near my ass. Only ALPHA MALES, thank you.

Pop Quiz: Who is the alpha male?

A. Russell Crowe
B. Liam Devlin
C. Ellen Degeneres

> Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?

Didn't you hear? Shammie has a penchant for commerical grade, super
absorbent hotel towels and is starting her own company called HO'towels.

Russell B. Goode

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Mar 3, 2002, 2:21:58 PM3/3/02
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They all laughed when "wildearth" <wild...@vathek.com> said:

>"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message

>>Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?


>
>Didn't you hear? Shammie has a penchant for commerical grade, super
>absorbent hotel towels and is starting her own company called HO'towels.

A penchant for towels, you say?

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Mar 3, 2002, 2:50:39 PM3/3/02
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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 3 Mar 2002 14:22:50 -0500, "wildearth"
<wild...@vathek.com> (my pla) says
::
::
::"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message

::news:a5tulp$kgs$3...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
::> They all laughed when Shammie <Shammie...@newsguy.com> said:
::>
::> >In article <3C81C94C...@kai.net>, Fred says...
::> >
::> >>
::> >>Watch it Shammie, Russell Crowe won't like the poetic competition. He's
::> >>liable to postal on your ass.
::> >
::> >I'm sorry but I don't let GIRLS near my ass. Only ALPHA MALES, thank you.
::
::Pop Quiz: Who is the alpha male?
::
::A. Russell Crowe
::B. Liam Devlin
::C. Ellen Degeneres

YOU LEFT OUT SHAFT! YOU LEFT OUT SHAFT! YOU A RAVIST!!!


::
::> Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?


::
::Didn't you hear? Shammie has a penchant for commerical grade, super
::absorbent hotel towels and is starting her own company called HO'towels.

::
::

Liam Devlin

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Mar 3, 2002, 3:03:53 PM3/3/02
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Torris Bin Drinken wrote:
>
> On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 20:40:01 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
> <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote:
>
> >
> >You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ
> >
>
> What does the H standfor in Jesus H Christ?
>
> Torris

"Haploid"

Liam Devlin

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Mar 3, 2002, 3:06:10 PM3/3/02
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Now that'll be a Pay per View event, won't it?

Torris Bin Drinken

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Mar 3, 2002, 4:39:07 PM3/3/02
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On 3 Mar 2002 07:49:27 -0800, Shammie <Shammie...@newsguy.com>
wrote:

Quiver


Torris

KatsMom

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Mar 3, 2002, 4:19:46 PM3/3/02
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"Shammie" <Shammie...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:a5rqv...@drn.newsguy.com...
> So here is my sonnet,
> My tribute to you,
> Happy Birthday, Big Red Shark.
> We all love you.
>

Wait a minute Sham......

BRS and I are twins, separated at birth, remember? We share the same
birthday, and it is *not* today.

Get your facts straight, Missy!!!

;)


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"Big Red Shark" <ski...@sprynet.com> wrote in message
news:a5s2te$b8c$1...@slb5.atl.mindspring.net...

>
> "Shammie" <Shammie...@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> news:a5rqv...@drn.newsguy.com...
> : Sharkie, my heartie

>
>
> you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
> enough for you to remember the details.....
>
>
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22skitch%40sprynet.com%22+birthday&hl=en


I remembered my beloved twin!

Shammie

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>From: "KatsMom"

>Wait a minute Sham......
>
>BRS and I are twins, separated at birth, remember? We share the same
>birthday, and it is *not* today.
>
>Get your facts straight, Missy!!!

Waaaaah, don't pick on me, that's why I said "BELATED" !!
But it turns out it wasn't belated after all, I just thought I lived a year
that I never really lived. Get it?

But I did not learn that you two had the same birthday until just recently, so
that means I get to write another belated poem for you, my sweet Katsy!!!!

I am already working on a belated one for the fucking goblin guy, it's going to
be a Nobel Prize winning, Pillsbury BakeOff masterpiece. Well, OK, I didn't
start it yet. But it will shine shine shine.


KatsMom

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"Shammie" <sham...@aol.comharemgrl> wrote in message
news:20020303171049...@mb-ce.aol.com...
> >From: "KatsMom"
>
> >Wait a minute Sham......BRS and I are twins, separated at birth,

remember? We share the same birthday, and it is *not* today.

> >Get your facts straight, Missy!!!
>

> Waaaaah, don't pick on me, that's why I said "BELATED" !!

Well, it's 7 months late....but that's okay I guess. It's where your heart
is, I suppose. ;)

> But it turns out it wasn't belated after all, I just thought I lived a
year that I never really lived. Get it?

No, not really. LOL


> But I did not learn that you two had the same birthday until just
recently, so that means I get to write another belated poem for you, my
sweet Katsy!!!!

Uhhhh.....after that attempt....I'm going to have to pass. <bg> But
thanks anyway. :)

> I am already working on a belated one for the fucking goblin guy, it's
going to be a Nobel Prize winning, Pillsbury BakeOff masterpiece. Well, OK,
I didn't start it yet. But it will shine shine shine.

Sounds like trouble. I hope he's worth it....his name alone will put the
poem into blue ribbon contention I'm sure.

wildearth

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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
news:a5s766$mnb$6...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...

> They all laughed when "Big Red Shark" <ski...@sprynet.com> said:
>
> >
> >"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
> >news:a5s602$mnb$2...@astroconsulting.databasix.com...
> >: They all laughed when "Big Red Shark" <ski...@sprynet.com> said:
> >:
> >: >
> >: >"Shammie" <Shammie...@newsguy.com> wrote in message

> >: >news:a5rqv...@drn.newsguy.com...
> >: >: Sharkie, my heartie
> >: >: Skips such a beat

> >: >: Whenever you post
> >: >: I go into heat.
> >: >:
> >: >: Your wit, unsurpassed,
> >: >: Some folks think you're a loon
> >: >: But I'll stay on your good side
> >: >: Cos I want your slotted spoon.
> >: >:
> >: >: Caps, long-ass sigs,
> >: >: All part of your appeal
> >: >: And when it comes to trolling
> >: >: Good Lordie, unREaL!
> >: >:
> >: >: So here is my sonnet,

> >: >: My tribute to you,
> >: >: Happy Birthday, Big Red Shark.
> >: >: We all love you.
> >: >:
> >: >: Well, maybe not all

> >: >: That's why this addendum
> >: >: But count me a fan
> >: >: I love when you offend 'em.
> >: >:
> >: >: Always,
> >: >: or at least for as long as my parents continue to pay you for paying
> >: >attention
> >: >: to me,
> >: >: Shammie
> >: >:
> >: >
> >: >you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not

important
> >: >enough for you to remember the details.....
> >:
> >: A gentleman would have pretended not to notice the error, and warmly

> >thanked
> >: Shammie for going to the trouble. That's what a gentleman would have
> >done.
> >:
> >: (By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent
out
> >of
> >: shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)
> >:
> >
> >See, Russell, here's the thing: She has a poor self-image and I think the
> >passive agressive thing might get me in her pants. What are your
thoughts?
>
> My thoughts are that if I come in here and make you look like an
ungrateful
> chump, it might get ME in her pants.

No, no, that won't work. Try this: tell her you have a girlfriend and need
S3 on tape, then send her your address and let nature take its course.
>


marci

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Mar 3, 2002, 7:32:48 PM3/3/02
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On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 21:17:46 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> said:
>
>They cut off ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK'S phone. Dadburm sukkas gonna
>get they HEADS BASHED IN. Lucky for Hamhock he have a cable modem.
>
>Imo go down to the phone company and imo SNATCH THE HEAD of the first
>sukka who say WON WORD to me. I ain't messin round with them folk and
>imo SNATCH THEIR GOTDAMN HEADS OFF if they dont turn Hamhocks phone
>spigot back on. How my gonna call the womens if Hamhock got no phone?
>
>Hamhock angry. Hamhock *very* angry. Hamhock *livid*. Bile.
>
>I pray to the lord Jesus H. Christ that he give Hamhock the strength
>to snatch off the head of the first cracka at the phone company who
>say "delinquent account".

hey, how did you network your cable modem?

Dawn

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Mar 3, 2002, 8:07:10 PM3/3/02
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On 3 Mar 2002 07:17:49 -0800, Shammie <Shammie...@newsguy.com>
wrote:


Uh...August hasn't come yet.

Big Red Shark

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"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
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:
:

Way to go, gentleman.

:


Big Red Shark

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"Dawn" <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:g4i58u4im591aes7s...@4ax.com...
: On 3 Mar 2002 07:17:49 -0800, Shammie <Shammie...@newsguy.com>

: wrote:
:
: >In article <a5s2te$b8c$1...@slb5.atl.mindspring.net>, "Big Red Shark says...
: >
: >>you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
: >>enough for you to remember the details.....
: >
: >
:
>>http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22skitch%40sprynet.com%22+birthday&hl=
en
:
>>&lr=lang_en&as_qdr=y&selm=9l60od%249r3%241%40slb0.atl.mindspring.net&rnum=
14
: >
: >Of course I remember, that's why I asked you!!!

: >I just ...uh....well I got the YEAR wrong, that's all. I thought it had
been a
: >year and a half since your birthday, not a half a year. I thought August
had
: >come and gone and no one had said anything. See?
: >
: >Title: Re: [OT] Crossing Over?
: >Author: sham...@aol.comharemgrl (Shammie)
: >Date: 03 Mar 2002 00:04:00 GMT
: >
: >>From: "Big Red Shark"
: >
: >>: Hey, is it almost time for your birthday soon? Or did I miss it.
: >>:
: >>
: >>It was in August, you......you.....oh, you know what you are.
: >>
: >
: >HOW COME NO ONE CROSSPOSTED ABOUT IT THIS YEAR i AM OUTRAGED I HAVE BEEN
: >WAITING A WHOLE YEAR TO WRITE ANOTHER POEM FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
:
:
: Uh...August hasn't come yet.
:

I have.

ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

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Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 16:32:48 -0800, marci
<marc...@yahoo.com> (my pla) says
::
::On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 21:17:46 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

The who with the what?

marci

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Mar 3, 2002, 9:04:16 PM3/3/02
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On Sun, 03 Mar 2002 21:07:32 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK

<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> said:
>Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 16:32:48 -0800, marci
><marc...@yahoo.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::On Sat, 02 Mar 2002 21:17:46 -0500, ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK
>::<alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> said:
>::>
>::>They cut off ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK'S phone. Dadburm sukkas gonna
>::>get they HEADS BASHED IN. Lucky for Hamhock he have a cable modem.
>::>
>::>Imo go down to the phone company and imo SNATCH THE HEAD of the first
>::>sukka who say WON WORD to me. I ain't messin round with them folk and
>::>imo SNATCH THEIR GOTDAMN HEADS OFF if they dont turn Hamhocks phone
>::>spigot back on. How my gonna call the womens if Hamhock got no phone?
>::>
>::>Hamhock angry. Hamhock *very* angry. Hamhock *livid*. Bile.
>::>
>::>I pray to the lord Jesus H. Christ that he give Hamhock the strength
>::>to snatch off the head of the first cracka at the phone company who
>::>say "delinquent account".
>::
>::hey, how did you network your cable modem?
>
>The who with the what?


hi, is david home?

Dawn

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Mar 3, 2002, 10:54:58 PM3/3/02
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Hopefully more than *wonce* since August.

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