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Thanks Wavy. Oh, and thanks for not spelling it "Basterd"...
MB
PEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!11111!@!@111!!!
: MB
What the fuck! Its all fucked up. Those "file:" thingies are pissing me
off.
>
> : MB
>
>
>Thats what its sposed to look like.
snip sig
Not on AOL, it's still messed up.
I'd ditch AOL entirely, but the account is not really in my name. Long story,
nevermind.
>What the fuck! Its all fucked up. Those "file:" thingies are pissing me
>off.
It looks absolutely fantastic on Newsguy, here see for yourself. But yes, it's
messed up on AOL, I don't know where else.
I returned from the abyss just to tell you that. And you are amazing, great job!
You and me both...
JJ
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from
religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
> What the fuck! Its all fucked up. Those "file:" thingies are pissing me
> off.
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It doesn't show the "file" things when I post it....I guess it just shows
up in some news readers. Some sort of HTML formatting thing maybe?
MB
>>I'd ditch AOL entirely, but the account is not really in my name. Long
>story,
>>nevermind.
>You and me both...
I am my own aunt, try boasting that.
(we have the same name)
I recommend Newsguy over google (I see your test post).
Newsguy is very reliable and I think the basic service is only something like
$35 a year.
Thanks for info! :)
But I lost my 3D glasses. Does that ruin the effect?
Sounds very Southern of you:-)
>> I am my own aunt, try boasting that.
>
>Sounds very Southern of you:-)
suh, what are yew implyin'?
Your wit, unsurpassed,
Some folks think you're a loon
But I'll stay on your good side
Cos I want your slotted spoon.
Caps, long-ass sigs,
All part of your appeal
And when it comes to trolling
Good Lordie, unREaL!
So here is my sonnet,
My tribute to you,
Happy Birthday, Big Red Shark.
We all love you.
Well, maybe not all
That's why this addendum
But count me a fan
I love when you offend 'em.
Always,
or at least for as long as my parents continue to pay you for paying attention
to me,
Shammie
It's dat boys birthday? Dadburm. How old he be? Shiiiiiiit.
If you was won of MY homeboys, we'd throws a party fors ya with a
penyatta, and with a bat you could bash it's durn head in.
Good day, good day,
and how do you do?
This is Alonzo Crafonzo Hamhock
talking to you.
>> sigh <<
I'll just pretend this poem was meant for me...
--
BFG
goblin at iglou dot com
You will get your own!
But not right now I have to go to work and work all through tomorrow, so don't
fret, you'll get yours, cos you are my new pla.
It's this simple: Gonna. Bash. You. Dadburm. Head. In. Love. Ham.
Hock. Get it got it good.
I give you WON more chance to return my bucket of chicken and then the
bashing gonna start. Hamhock hungry. Hamhock mean. Ham. Hock.
Gonna. Bash. You. Head. In.
What chu lookin at?
Hmm?
>Hmm? Oh , on 2 Mar 2002 16:32:50 -0800, Shammie
><Shammie...@newsguy.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::Sharkie, my heartie
>
>
>It's dat boys birthday? Dadburm. How old he be? Shiiiiiiit.
>If you was won of MY homeboys, we'd throws a party fors ya with a
>penyatta, and with a bat you could bash it's durn head in.
Not til August.
Imo go down to the phone company and imo SNATCH THE HEAD of the first
sukka who say WON WORD to me. I ain't messin round with them folk and
imo SNATCH THEIR GOTDAMN HEADS OFF if they dont turn Hamhocks phone
spigot back on. How my gonna call the womens if Hamhock got no phone?
Hamhock angry. Hamhock *very* angry. Hamhock *livid*. Bile.
I pray to the lord Jesus H. Christ that he give Hamhock the strength
to snatch off the head of the first cracka at the phone company who
say "delinquent account".
For real? Dat suckkas got won big ego getting presents in March.
you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
enough for you to remember the details.....
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22skitch%40sprynet.com%22+birthday&hl=en
&lr=lang_en&as_qdr=y&selm=9l60od%249r3%241%40slb0.atl.mindspring.net&rnum=14
Okay, now I am picturing Jimmy Kimmel as Karl Malone on the Man Show.
: Good day, good day,
Wassup wichu chump>?
A gentleman would have pretended not to notice the error, and warmly thanked
Shammie for going to the trouble. That's what a gentleman would have done.
(By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent out of
shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)
>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 2 Mar 2002 21:43:32 -0500, "Big Red Shark"
><ski...@sprynet.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::
>:::
>::
>::you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
>::enough for you to remember the details....
>
>Wassup wichu chump>?
Would you say that BRS's snippy-ass response to Shammie's poem was "fem"?
I'd say it was pretty "fem," myself.
Can you pitcher me BASHING YOUR GOTDAMN HEAD IN? It ain't a matter of
IF. Hear what I'm sayin?
Bashing my head in?
Til da white meat show?
P.S. you can use that, really. Go ahead.
:
: Good day, good day,
A gentleman? Shyeah. Hamhock figures you want a gentleman. Shoooot.
You be like all "huh whu?" and shit and that gentleman be like all
"me? who?" and shit and you be like all went out baby!
Take won to know won AHAHHAAHHAAHA! Hamhock gotcha! Hamhock gotcha!
Yeah, but I just threatened to unearth her dead fathers' remains from a
cemetary earlier today. I can't get all lovey-dovey after that.
P.S. Get this Russell, her father was cremated, put in an urn, AND THEN
BURIED!!! THE PURE GREEDINESS OF IT *ALMOST* IRKS ME!!!
See, Russell, here's the thing: She has a poor self-image and I think the
passive agressive thing might get me in her pants. What are your thoughts?
My thoughts are that if I come in here and make you look like an ungrateful
chump, it might get ME in her pants.
>
>They cut off ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK'S phone. Dadburm sukkas gonna
>get they HEADS BASHED IN. Lucky for Hamhock he have a cable modem.
>
>Imo go down to the phone company and imo SNATCH THE HEAD of the first
>sukka who say WON WORD to me. I ain't messin round with them folk and
>imo SNATCH THEIR GOTDAMN HEADS OFF if they dont turn Hamhocks phone
>spigot back on. How my gonna call the womens if Hamhock got no phone?
>
>Hamhock angry. Hamhock *very* angry. Hamhock *livid*. Bile.
>
>I pray to the lord Jesus H. Christ that he give Hamhock the strength
>to snatch off the head of the first cracka at the phone company who
>say "delinquent account".
I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
I gots the two lamest mothafukkas on usenet trying to step in first
thing and take credit for ole Hamhock. They must think Hamhock GOOT
if they do dat. They be all wishin and shit like be all "aww man" and
then like all "i shoulda" and shit and stuff and ole Hamhock be like
laffin his coal black ass off and shit. You aint got NO SHIT on
Hamhock. Hamhock da ORIGINAL. You lame muthafukkas is juss JELLUS
cause you ain't never do nothin but rip off the hero and shit. SHIIIT.
The Gloves are off!!! Good day, Sir!!!!
P.S. Good stragety.
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The gloves won't be the only thing coming off, wonce Shammie realizes who
the true gentleman is around here. Good day to YOU, sir, and to your lovely
wife as well.
Gonna retire on your ass.
Tarci don't know no lame. Hamhock know lame. You lame boy. LAME.
>Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
><dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
>::
>::
>::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
>
>
>Gonna retire on your ass.
You're going to go to sleep on her ass? That's not even THREATENING.
My god, how sad. This is just unbelievably sad. Hamhock, taken out--by
Dawn, of all people. Sad.
Nonononononononnononono....Good Day to YOU, sir, and have fun with Bruce in
Vermont.
>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:23:27 -0800, Russell B. Goode
><bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::
>::AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>
>
>Tarci don't know no lame. Hamhock know lame.
Takes won to know won, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
(Boom-a!)
Who the fuck is this guy, Shark?
>
>You *know* who you is. I pray to the lord and savior Jesus H. Christ
>
What does the H standfor in Jesus H Christ?
Torris
MARK ASS READ.
Herman. Dummy.
>
>
>
>
> Torris
>
>ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu> wrote in message
>news:ik638u0btput8lboi...@4ax.com...
>> Hmm? Oh , on Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:14:50 GMT, Dawn
>> <dac...@starband.NOFUCKINGSPAM.net> (my pla) says
>> ::
>> ::
>> ::I'ma gonna pray to tha Lord Jesus Christ thata Hamhocka retires soon.
>>
>>
>> Gonna retire on your ass.
>
>MARK ASS READ.
Oh, I wouldn't go that far. But even he has to admit that this is no Tramm
Phamm. Hell, it's not even a "Master Mind." (LOL?)
No. No, good day to YOU, good fellow. And may I say--as won gentleman to
another--that I rise in protest of the sentence imposed upon you in that
dreadful New Jersey courtroom. Five years is far too long to be ordered to
stay away from children. That judge was no gentleman, I can tell you that!
No gentleman, he!
What a little fem you is. What a lame itty bitty FEM you is! Mmm!
My momma say it stand for HAMHOCK.
How you know Mark's ass is red? I ain't sayin NOTHIN!!!
Yeah, I took him out....I'm the best..I'm....HEY! wait a GD minute.
You're makin' fun of me aren't you?
Did you just call me lame?
His love interest.
Tell your Momma to stop smoking crank and read the FUCKING Bible, you dumn
Beotch.
Love,
Wavy
CAUSE I SLAPPED IT. ME AND HATCHET MAMA, WE SLAPPED HIS ASS.
Thank you for your condolences, kind sir. Cads would have kicked a fellow
while he was down, but not you- you are nothing but pure class. Before I go,
good luck in the upcoming chili-eating contest. Be sure to take along your
tums and massage that giant beer-belly to ensure victory. Oh, and don't
forget your lucky "Who farted?" hat!!
Shark has a stalker? HA ha ha hA ha HAA HAHAH aha. LOL. Thats a good one.
>
aw fuck, no your gonna get her writing her long-winded stalking posts.
: >
:
:
FOE REAL? YOU SLAPPA MANS ASS? YOU FEM.
You bringin my momma into this? Look muthafukka, what you think the H
stand foe?
Tramm Phamm? That little boy 2 feet shorter than me.
You brought your Momma into it, you dumb hanmhock.
I accept your good wishes, sir, in the gentlemanly spirit in which you offer
them. And may I just interject--speaking, as we were, of good wishes--that
my heart is gladdened, despite our longstanding enmity, to hear of your
recent advances against the ravages of your Hepatitis C infection and the
mononucleosis that you've suffered with such gentlemanly stoicism all these
years. Alas, our doctors and scientists have not yet devised a way to keep
that dreadful Ebola virus from rapidly consuming its human host--but I like
to think of the glass as half full.
I wish you good DAY, sir. Good DAY to you.
>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:41:56 -0800, Russell B. Goode
><bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
>::
>::They all laughed when ALONZO CRAFONZO HAMHOCK <alonzoc...@hamhock.edu>
>::said:
>::
>::>Hmm? Oh , on Sat, 02 Mar 2002 19:23:27 -0800, Russell B. Goode
>::><bigf...@databasix.com> (my pla) says
>::>::
>::>::
>::>::AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WHO'S THE LAME WON, AAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>::>
>::>
>::>Tarci don't know no lame. Hamhock know lame.
>::
>::Takes won to know won, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
>::
>::(Boom-a!)
>
>What a little fem you is. What a lame itty bitty FEM you is! Mmm!
Whoa, you're peeved. Put a lot of work into this won, did you?
In your haste to submit your "witty" retort, you forgot to include an
apostrophe (spelling "Mans"--the plural form of Man, instead of the
possessive form, "Man's"), therefore making yourself look rather foolish in
front of the entire Internet community. Nice try, "Hammy" (LOL?)
A truly non-lame person wouldn't need to ask that question.
You know my ex-husband too?
Look you JIVE TURKEY, IMO BASH YOU HEAD IN.
Yeah? Well at least I ai n't the won slapping a mans ass.
Watch it Shammie, Russell Crowe won't like the poetic competition. He's
liable to postal on your ass.
>you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
>enough for you to remember the details.....
>http://groups.google.com/groups?q=+%22skitch%40sprynet.com%22+birthday&hl=en
>&lr=lang_en&as_qdr=y&selm=9l60od%249r3%241%40slb0.atl.mindspring.net&rnum=14
Of course I remember, that's why I asked you!!!
I just ...uh....well I got the YEAR wrong, that's all. I thought it had been a
year and a half since your birthday, not a half a year. I thought August had
come and gone and no one had said anything. See?
Title: Re: [OT] Crossing Over?
Author: sham...@aol.comharemgrl (Shammie)
Date: 03 Mar 2002 00:04:00 GMT
>From: "Big Red Shark"
>: Hey, is it almost time for your birthday soon? Or did I miss it.
>:
>
>It was in August, you......you.....oh, you know what you are.
>
HOW COME NO ONE CROSSPOSTED ABOUT IT THIS YEAR i AM OUTRAGED I HAVE BEEN
WAITING A WHOLE YEAR TO WRITE ANOTHER POEM FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
>> >Who the fuck is this guy, Shark?
>>
>>
>> His love interest.
>
>Shark has a stalker? HA ha ha hA ha HAA HAHAH aha. LOL. Thats a good one.
All I ever wanted from him was his slotted spoons!!!!!!!!
I do NOT stalk him....
I stalk someone else. I am a monoga-stalker.
>>
>>you already did this for me on my birthday. maybe i'm just not important
>>enough for you to remember the details.....
>
>A gentleman would have pretended not to notice the error, and warmly thanked
>Shammie for going to the trouble. That's what a gentleman would have done.
>
>(By way of contrast, a sniveling bitch-boy would have gotten all bent out of
>shape because Shammie got his birthday mixed up with somewon else's.)
I didn't! I just got the year mixed up.
I was only off by one teensy weensy little year!!!! [bursts into tears]
I posted a happy birtday poem to BRS but I was off by a year, then some guy
wanted to have fried chicken, Dawn said something hilarious to him, then Wavy G
wanted to know who the fuck is Shammie, then BRS and Russell B had this
courtroom scene over who was the bigger gentleman, it was a riot.
>
>Watch it Shammie, Russell Crowe won't like the poetic competition. He's
>liable to postal on your ass.
I'm sorry but I don't let GIRLS near my ass. Only ALPHA MALES, thank you.
Din I bashed some heads in.
Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?
Love Must Be Urned
up from the ashes
in a whirlwind of dust
dead bones arise
at the sight of your bust.
>
> P.S. Get this Russell, her father was cremated, put in an urn, AND THEN
> BURIED!!! THE PURE GREEDINESS OF IT *ALMOST* IRKS ME!!!
>
>
Pop Quiz: Who is the alpha male?
A. Russell Crowe
B. Liam Devlin
C. Ellen Degeneres
> Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?
Didn't you hear? Shammie has a penchant for commerical grade, super
absorbent hotel towels and is starting her own company called HO'towels.
>"Russell B. Goode" <bigf...@databasix.com> wrote in message
>>Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?
>
>Didn't you hear? Shammie has a penchant for commerical grade, super
>absorbent hotel towels and is starting her own company called HO'towels.
A penchant for towels, you say?
YOU LEFT OUT SHAFT! YOU LEFT OUT SHAFT! YOU A RAVIST!!!
::
::> Hmm. Do they call you Shammie because you're good at absorbing liquids?
::
::Didn't you hear? Shammie has a penchant for commerical grade, super
::absorbent hotel towels and is starting her own company called HO'towels.
::
::
"Haploid"
Now that'll be a Pay per View event, won't it?
Wait a minute Sham......
BRS and I are twins, separated at birth, remember? We share the same
birthday, and it is *not* today.
Get your facts straight, Missy!!!
;)
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I remembered my beloved twin!
>Wait a minute Sham......
>
>BRS and I are twins, separated at birth, remember? We share the same
>birthday, and it is *not* today.
>
>Get your facts straight, Missy!!!
Waaaaah, don't pick on me, that's why I said "BELATED" !!
But it turns out it wasn't belated after all, I just thought I lived a year
that I never really lived. Get it?
But I did not learn that you two had the same birthday until just recently, so
that means I get to write another belated poem for you, my sweet Katsy!!!!
I am already working on a belated one for the fucking goblin guy, it's going to
be a Nobel Prize winning, Pillsbury BakeOff masterpiece. Well, OK, I didn't
start it yet. But it will shine shine shine.
> >Get your facts straight, Missy!!!
>
> Waaaaah, don't pick on me, that's why I said "BELATED" !!
Well, it's 7 months late....but that's okay I guess. It's where your heart
is, I suppose. ;)
> But it turns out it wasn't belated after all, I just thought I lived a
year that I never really lived. Get it?
No, not really. LOL
> But I did not learn that you two had the same birthday until just
recently, so that means I get to write another belated poem for you, my
sweet Katsy!!!!
Uhhhh.....after that attempt....I'm going to have to pass. <bg> But
thanks anyway. :)
> I am already working on a belated one for the fucking goblin guy, it's
going to be a Nobel Prize winning, Pillsbury BakeOff masterpiece. Well, OK,
I didn't start it yet. But it will shine shine shine.
Sounds like trouble. I hope he's worth it....his name alone will put the
poem into blue ribbon contention I'm sure.
No, no, that won't work. Try this: tell her you have a girlfriend and need
S3 on tape, then send her your address and let nature take its course.
>
hey, how did you network your cable modem?
Way to go, gentleman.
:
I have.
The who with the what?
hi, is david home?
Hopefully more than *wonce* since August.