I almost had to shoot somebody tonight
The Magnificent Bastard!
I'm coming back home from this excruciatingly dull business dinner....I
decide to take a route home that takes me through a "bad" part of the
city....."bad" = high crime rate, etc. So I'm driving along and I see a
liquor store up ahead at the next light. I need to stop and get a bottle
of Courvoisier because......well, never mind why I need it, that's
another story.
So I pull into the liquor store parking lot. It's pretty well lit, next
door is a store that sells pagers and cell phones and has
huge neon sign that says "NO CREDIT CHECKS - EVER!" that throws off a
lot of light. I park my ride in a spot where I can keep an
eye on it while I'm inside. As I walk up to the door I see three guys
hanging out by the corner of the building. One of them is
*huge*.....I mean the guy was about 6'5" and pretty heavy, over 250 lbs.
easy. I notice them staring first at my ride and then at
me. I don't think much of it and go into the store and get what I came
for. As I am walking out, the big guy is standing in the parking lot
and as I walk by he says "Hey, gimme some money". I turn around and
walk backwards towards my car, watching him. He then says "I ain't
gonna ask you twice. I said gimmme some money, I know you gots some."
I just look at him and shake my head "no" and continue to my car. He
stops for a minute and then as I get to my car he says "You don't wanna
give it up, then I'm gonna take it".
I set the bottle of Courvoisier down and took three steps toward him. I
waited for him to lunge at me and then side-stepped him and
landed a roundhouse kick on the left side of his head. The kick dropped
him to his knees and I gave him two quick punches to the face which
dropped him all the way to the ground. I heard one of the guys he was
with say "DAY-UM!" as I landed the second punch. I grabbed him by the
collar of his jacket and pulled him over to my ride...I unlocked it, got
out my Beretta 9mm, put it against his temple and said,
"I'm going to tell you one time. Don't EVER test me again or you WILL
take two shots to the dome, fool. You hear me?"
The guy mumbled something like "sorry, please don't shoot me" or
something like that. I motioned the gun at his two friends and told
them to come get their friend before I ran over him. At this point the
sissy security guard from the liquor store comes out holding a can of
pepper spray and asks if everything is ok. I tell him that he ought to
make sure that the customers at the store don't get hassled by thugs in
the parking lot. He just stared at me and nodded his head and
then walked back inside. I picked up my Courvoisier and drove home.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
Dave
"The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net...
Wow, what a fantasy life you live. A little to cliche though. Try something
a tad more unique next time would ya. Maybe sneaking up on a robber and
telling him to "make my day" would be fun.
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
He forgot to mention that the thug's girlfriend was watching, and after he
kicked the guy's ass she came up and french-kissed him, and they both drove
off together. Is that better?
By the way, why are we discussing this? Fuck, who cares? I got diagnosed
with cancer last week. Fucking cancer.
The Magnificent Bastard!
puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -
> Fucking cancer.
I hear that's the worst kind there is.
Morton Davis
"The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net...
>
Nice work of fiction. Don't quit your day job.
-*MORT*-
Russell B. Goode
<ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>" is still just a rat in a cage:
Just kidding. I don't really have cancer. But then, you didn't really kick
anybody's ass outside a liquor store, either. Isn't it fun to pretend?
Hey, where's Davidhero?
The Magnificent Bastard!
Never heard of him.
ZombyWoof
<hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote something wonderfully witty:
Facing the same shit myself man. Tumor on my thyroid, Rather large a
very readable on the CAT Scan. So I'm not a happy camper myself right
now. Go in for a biopsy later this week. While not a big prayer guy
a keep chanting, it's only going to be benign about a dozen times a
day.
Good luck and fight the good fight.
Odin
> Alright, here's what <never> happened -
<snip fantasy>
Any man who knows how to spell "Courvoisier" ain't kicking anyone's ass.
Go back to loping your mule to Penthouse Forum.
Dave
***NOW*** how do you feel, Mr. B. Goode???
Odin
"Guatemalan Gedde" <LostTri...@aol.com> wrote in message
> MB is our regular Dirk Pitt. Please do not knock him. As far as
> Penthouse Forum, he's invented it. And that's why he's so popular in
> the Sopranos newsgroup. Now...turn around, head to another post, and
> make yourself scarce.
When you're finished eating my ass I'd like that spoon back.
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
I feel great. Me and ZombyWoof don't have fucking cancer!
marci
Hey, you're still awake?
skiffleking
at ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com wrote on 6/9/03 11:02 PM:
> Alright, here's what happened -
>
> I'm coming back home from this excruciatingly dull business dinner....I
> decide to take a route home that takes me through a "bad" part of the
> city....."bad" = high crime rate, etc. So I'm driving along and I see a
> liquor store up ahead at the next light. I need to stop and get a bottle
> of Courvoisier because......well, never mind why I need it, that's
> another story.
>
> So I pull into the liquor store parking lot. It's pretty well lit, next
> door is a store that sells pagers and cell phones and has
> huge neon sign that says "NO CREDIT CHECKS - EVER!" that throws off a
> lot of light. I park my ride in a spot where I can keep an
> eye on it while I'm inside. As I walk up to the door I see three guys
> hanging out by the corner of the building. One of them is
> *huge*.....I mean the guy was about 6'5" and pretty heavy, over 250 lbs.
> easy. I notice them staring first at my ride
Yeah right. who gives a fuck about some rusting '78 Datsun B210 with no
muffler?
±
I'm making a citizens arrest for grievous damage to stolen shtick.
>
> --
> Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
>
> http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
--
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<canned laughter>
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didn't produce the desired affect:
Sender: reb...@pyrophore.ogoense.local
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Message-ID: <m3k7clh...@pyrophore.ogoense.local>
Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.
Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.
--
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http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
Tom S.
"skiffleking" <lon...@glas.org> wrote in message
news:BB0B01D8.DC98%lon...@glas.org...
I doubt people that drive cars like that buy Courvoisier.
Or...are you trying to sell YOUR '78 Datsun....
dgh
> >By the way, why are we discussing this? Fuck, who cares? I got
diagnosed
> >with cancer last week. Fucking cancer.
> >
> Facing the same shit myself man. Tumor on my thyroid, Rather large a
> very readable on the CAT Scan. So I'm not a happy camper myself right
> now. Go in for a biopsy later this week. While not a big prayer guy
> a keep chanting, it's only going to be benign about a dozen times a
> day.
>
> Good luck and fight the good fight.
Melanoma here for two years.
dgh
Katsy
>I unlocked it, got out my Beretta 9mm,
You don't seem like a Baretta kind of guy.
Katsy
"Guatemalan Gedde" <LostTri...@aol.com> wrote in message
> Fuck all that, MB. What the hell were you wearing?
A pair of dirty drawers when it was all said and done. ;)
kelly33
hope you aren't joking about that. Karma ya know.
The Magnificent Bastard!
it's told -
>
You had me pegged as a Glock kinda guy?
The Magnificent Bastard!
it's told -
>
> "Guatemalan Gedde" <LostTri...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
>
> > Fuck all that, MB. What the hell were you wearing?
>
> A pair of dirty drawers when it was all said and done. ;)
You know, I really don't appreciate these types of comments.
Are you *trying* to hurt my feelings?
Flipper Mike
You had better get a hold of yourself! Wait! That's where your problem
started! FM...
Carol
>something like that
You forgot to mention that he also poopoos in his pants.
Carol
Katsy
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2003 12:51:25 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos Katsy puts the
> lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
> it's told -
>
> >
> > "Guatemalan Gedde" <LostTri...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >
> >
> > > Fuck all that, MB. What the hell were you wearing?
> >
> > A pair of dirty drawers when it was all said and done. ;)
>
> You know, I really don't appreciate these types of comments. Are you
*trying* to hurt my feelings?
Never in a million years would I try to hurt you, my dear.
Katsy
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2003 12:49:07 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos Katsy puts the
> lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
> it's told -
>
> >
> > "The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
wrote in
> > message
> >
> > >I unlocked it, got out my Beretta 9mm,
> >
>
> You had me pegged as a Glock kinda guy?
>
A Beretta seems too flashy and not very fashionable. I dunno, rather Paulie
Walnuts if you ask me. Maybe a Glock, but then again that's a little too
blue collar for you. Maybe a HK.
righter
poldy
"Katsy" <whybother?@ontheroad.again> wrote:
> >I unlocked it, got out my Beretta 9mm,
>
> You don't seem like a Baretta kind of guy.
Isn't that the Robert Blake TV show?
More like Liberace kind of guy.
Joseph Lovell
righter wrote:
>Day-um! You were 'bout to bust a cap!
>
More likely he was just shootin' blanks.
GS
>them to come get their friend before I ran over him. At this point the
>sissy security guard from the liquor store comes out holding a can of
>pepper spray and asks if everything is ok. I tell him that he ought to
>make sure that the customers at the store don't get hassled by thugs in
>the parking lot. He just stared at me and nodded his head and
>then walked back inside. I picked up my Courvoisier and drove home.
>
Russell B. Goode
Why, yes. Yes, I was. Sometimes I stay awake as late as midnight. And
some nights I even do so while eating as much candy as I want to and openly
reading dirty magazines. Why do you ask?
Russell B. Goode
a rat in a cage:
>in article MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net, The Magnificent Bastard!
I imagine the neighbors would be awfully concerned about the noise that an
unmuffled engine makes. For the lack of thought that went into your stupid
question, I hereby demote you to "skiffle prince."
Russell B. Goode
in a cage:
Of course I was joking. God, if you can't joke about cancer, what can you
joke about? AIDS? September 11? (I certainly hope not, because those
things are just NOT funny.)
longshanks
>God, if you can't joke about cancer, what can you
>joke about? AIDS? September 11? (I certainly hope not, because those
>things are just NOT funny.)
>
>
Didn't you see the Jared episode of "South Park"? AIDS is funny, now.
In 22 years, 9/11 will be funny.
Ed Wilson
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Carol
> In 22 years, 9/11 will be funny.
>
Funny?? as in ha ha funny?? Funny as in funny like a clown??
I think not.
Carol
Yardpilot
"±" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3EE58D7C...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com...
> "The Magnificent Bastard!" wrote:
> >
> > Alright, here's what happened -
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > The guy mumbled something like "sorry, please don't shoot me" or
> > something like that. I motioned the gun at his two friends and told
> > them to come get their friend before I ran over him. At this point the
> > sissy security guard from the liquor store comes out holding a can of
> > pepper spray and asks if everything is ok. I tell him that he ought to
> > make sure that the customers at the store don't get hassled by thugs in
> > the parking lot. He just stared at me and nodded his head and
> > then walked back inside. I picked up my Courvoisier and drove home.
>
> I'm making a citizens arrest for grievous damage to stolen shtick.
Hmm. If they ever have a "Bad Dashiell Hammett" or "Bad Mickey Spillane"
contest, I vote he enters it.
Yardpilot
"Dandy Walker" <ow...@hurts.daddy> wrote in message
news:MPG.194f8bf13...@news-server.bak.rr.com...
> In article <MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net>,
> ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com says...
> > Alright, here's what happened -
> >
> > decide to take a route home that takes me through a "bad" part of the
> > city....."bad" = high crime rate, etc. So I'm driving along and I see a
> > liquor store up ahead at the next light. I need to stop and get a bottle
> > of Courvoisier because......well, never mind why I need it, that's
> > another story.
>
> "ride" and your ghetto koolaid and give thanks to the Almighty God that
> Jesus Christ died for your sins and will redeem you in eternal life if
> only you will say the Sinner's Prayer.
Mike Hammer wouldn't, and what's good enough for him...
Yardpilot
"GS" <G...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
news:vecedif...@corp.supernews.com...
> My name? Bond. James Bond. Double naught spy.
Secret Agent 007-11?
The Magnificent Bastard!
whenever it's told -
>
I might, but only if the prizes are good.
marci
hmm?
Joseph Lovell
Yardpilot wrote:
>"ą" <h0plib...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com> wrote in message
In Glory Road by RAH the hero describes himself at one point as "a Booth
Tarkington character in a Mickey Spillane situation." Colorful and
evocative.
Joseph Lovell
Yardpilot wrote:
Yes! Sahib! You like a Slurpee, Sahib?
Harold Gailey
"ZombyWoof" <Zomby...@someplace.net> wrote in message
news:kbraevkm7opd5fdu6...@4ax.com...
> Facing the same shit myself man. Tumor on my thyroid, Rather large a
> very readable on the CAT Scan. So I'm not a happy camper myself right
> now. Go in for a biopsy later this week. While not a big prayer guy
> a keep chanting, it's only going to be benign about a dozen times a
> day.
>
> Good luck and fight the good fight.
Mother in law got cured from that type about 3 years ago. They had to take
her thyroid and irradiate a tumor on back that had spread from the thyroid
and take some iodine that was highly radiocative. After all that she takes
some thyroid medication (hormones) or some such, and goes back for check ups
every several months. So far so good. This type cancer is one of the most
successfully cured cancers there is.
Good Luck to you, keep up the spirits. Know you can beat it.
--
Harold
74 CB450 stolen
74 Z1 traded
76 FX stolen
78 FX being reconstructed
02 FXDX
http://mywebpage.netscape.com/hgailey55/instant/photos.html
Russell B. Goode
Hmm? Oh, well, I was just saying. In regards to your question, that yes, I
was awake. As a matter of fact. And then, you know, just as an
afterthought, I asked you why you had asked. That's all. No big whoop.
Tom S.
"Yardpilot" <Yard...@attbi.com> wrote in message
news:JywFa.942250$Zo.214218@sccrnsc03...
Shoot him and let Jesus heal him.
Russell B. Goode
just a rat in a cage:
>> AIDS is funny, now.
>> In 22 years, 9/11 will be funny.
>>
>
>Funny?? as in ha ha funny?? Funny as in funny like a clown??
"I AMUSE you, lol? What the FUCK is so funny about me, lol?"
Soapy
wrote in news:MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net
> Alright, here's what happened -
>
> I'm coming back home from this excruciatingly dull business
> dinner....I decide to take a route home that takes me through a
> "bad" part of the city....."bad" = high crime rate, etc. So I'm
> driving along and I see a liquor store up ahead at the next light.
> I need to stop and get a bottle of Courvoisier because......well,
> never mind why I need it, that's another story.
>
Did he wet his pants?
> something like that. I motioned the gun at his two friends and
> told them to come get their friend before I ran over him. At this
> point the sissy security guard from the liquor store comes out
> holding a can of pepper spray and asks if everything is ok. I tell
> him that he ought to make sure that the customers at the store
> don't get hassled by thugs in the parking lot. He just stared at
> me and nodded his head and then walked back inside. I picked up
> my Courvoisier and drove home.
>
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marci
oh, alright then. how are you, pla?
Odin
"Guatemalan Gedde" <LostTri...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >> >> Alright, here's what <never> happened -
> >> >
> >> ><snip fantasy>
> >> >
> >> >Any man who knows how to spell "Courvoisier" ain't kicking anyone's
ass.
> >> >Go back to loping your mule to Penthouse Forum.
> >>
> >> MB is our regular Dirk Pitt. Please do not knock him. As far as
> >> Penthouse Forum, he's invented it. And that's why he's so popular in
> >> the Sopranos newsgroup. Now...turn around, head to another post, and
> >> make yourself scarce.
> >
> >When you're finished eating my ass I'd like that spoon back.
>
> I knew you had a nice ass, but not nice enough to eat.
Wait 'till you get to the chewy center.
Terry
"marci" <marci...@charter.net> wrote in message
news:ukfdevs7rd7gr3jn0...@4ax.com...
It's when I see posts like this string I know why people top post.
What a pile of horse shit.
Just once I'd like to see a brief post that made sense and was on topic.
Have a great life.
Terry
Soapy
news:ILAFa.171200$3C2.5...@news3.calgary.shaw.ca
Me 2.
> Have a great life.
I will try, Terry, I will try.
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
I AGREE WITH THIS STRING
Russell B. Goode
(scroll down for my hilarious comeback!)
(keep going)
(keep going, this is really worth it!)
(you're almost there!)
(oh my god peee! just a few more lines now!)
Hmm?
dale_peterson
"Russell B. Goode" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
news:ovmeev8pt2jb0v8ep...@4ax.com...
So the "Almost shooting somebody, was it for top posting, telling a bad
joke, what? Besides almost only counts in horse shoes... <G>
Dale P.............
marci
i've got mail yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayi've got mail
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay now you try it
lady!!!!
Russell B. Goode
I ain't no lady. You're all screwed up. This thread is FINISHED.
righter
"Russell B. Goode" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
news:dhvcevk5liukr4gr3...@4ax.com...
By openly, you mean you've got the pages open, or are you saying you're a
sexually liberated man?
>
righter
"Terry" <gtbe...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:ILAFa.171200$3C2.5...@news3.calgary.shaw.ca...
LOL! Dude, you make the post of the month! Keep up the good work!
>
>
righter
> Hmm?
>
You fucker. I've got a 14k modem, and it took me 7 minutes to get down this
far and all you have to say is "Hmm?"? I want that 7 minutes back.
righter
"Carol" <caro...@aol.combyespam> wrote in message
news:20030610222733...@mb-m25.aol.com...
> > AIDS is funny, now.
> > In 22 years, 9/11 will be funny.
> >
>
> Funny?? as in ha ha funny?? Funny as in funny like a clown??
Funny as in my cancer amuses you? How the FUCK am I so funny?
>
> I think not.
>
> Carol
>
>
>
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
Pages open, of course. Why do you ask?
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
>
>> Hmm?
>>
>
>You fucker. I've got a 14k modem, and it took me 7 minutes to get down this
>far and all you have to say is "Hmm?"? I want that 7 minutes back.
Hmm? Well, I can't get you *that* seven minutes back--time travel not
having been invented yet (note: if you are reading this from the future,
please disregard).
However, I can give you a tip that will help save you WAY more than seven
minutes in the future: never read a post in any thread, or any subthread,
whose sole participants are Dean Humphries and Soapy. Yeah, you're welcome!
Hmm? Ok bye.
marci
ba boom boom boom. now you try it lady!
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before Russell B. Goode
<hotrev...@hawaii.com>....
>Despite all his or her rage, "skiffleking <lon...@glas.org>" is still just
>a rat in a cage:
>
>>in article MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net, The Magnificent Bastard!
>>at ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com wrote on 6/9/03 11:02 PM:
>>
>>> Alright, here's what happened -
>>>
>>> I'm coming back home from this excruciatingly dull business dinner....I
>>> decide to take a route home that takes me through a "bad" part of the
>>> city....."bad" = high crime rate, etc. So I'm driving along and I see a
>>> liquor store up ahead at the next light. I need to stop and get a bottle
>>> of Courvoisier because......well, never mind why I need it, that's
>>> another story.
>>>
>>> So I pull into the liquor store parking lot. It's pretty well lit, next
>>> door is a store that sells pagers and cell phones and has
>>> huge neon sign that says "NO CREDIT CHECKS - EVER!" that throws off a
>>> lot of light. I park my ride in a spot where I can keep an
>>> eye on it while I'm inside. As I walk up to the door I see three guys
>>> hanging out by the corner of the building. One of them is
>>> *huge*.....I mean the guy was about 6'5" and pretty heavy, over 250 lbs.
>>> easy. I notice them staring first at my ride
>>
>>
>>
>>Yeah right. who gives a fuck about some rusting '78 Datsun B210 with no
>>muffler?
>
>I imagine the neighbors would be awfully concerned about the noise that an
>unmuffled engine makes. For the lack of thought that went into your stupid
>question, I hereby demote you to "skiffle prince."
Then who shall take over the position? We will be lost without our king.
>
silas
"Soapy" <yp...@shotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9396F24...@207.14.113.17...
Oops!
sp
righter
Why do you ask 'why do you ask?' Are you gay or something?
>
righter
"Russell B. Goode" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
news:gmreevchrihnkjlcn...@4ax.com...
Dude, NOBODY has a 14k modem anymore. I was playin' ya.
Ray Abbitt
righter <rig...@sonic.net> wrote:
>
>You fucker. I've got a 14k modem, and it took me 7 minutes to get down this
>far and all you have to say is "Hmm?"? I want that 7 minutes back.
>
cross-posting this off-topic groups to unrelated groups are likely
to lose more than 7 minutes.
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
>
>"Russell B. Goode" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
>news:gmreevchrihnkjlcn...@4ax.com...
>> Despite all his or her rage, ""righter" <rig...@sonic.net>" is still just
>a
>> rat in a cage:
>>
>> >
>> >> Hmm?
>> >>
>> >
>> >You fucker. I've got a 14k modem, and it took me 7 minutes to get down
>this
>> >far and all you have to say is "Hmm?"? I want that 7 minutes back.
>>
>> Hmm? Well, I can't get you *that* seven minutes back--time travel not
>> having been invented yet (note: if you are reading this from the future,
>> please disregard).
>>
>> However, I can give you a tip that will help save you WAY more than seven
>> minutes in the future: never read a post in any thread, or any subthread,
>> whose sole participants are Dean Humphries and Soapy. Yeah, you're
>welcome!
>> Hmm? Ok bye.
>>
>
>Dude, NOBODY has a 14k modem anymore. I was playin' ya.
Dude, I figured that from the "seven minutes to get down" part. Whassa
matter, you don't like free advice? Hmm?
Russell B. Goode
just a rat in a cage:
>In article <G2KFa.1698$%3.12...@typhoon.sonic.net>,
Hmm? Oh, you're crazy, Abbitt. It takes me two, three minutes tops to bang
won of these posts out. Four, if I actually put some effort into it. I
*AM* a touch typist, you know.
Russell B. Goode
rat in a cage:
>"Carol" <caro...@aol.combyespam> wrote in message
I beat you to this joke by about twelve hours. Are you sure you don't
really have a 14k modem, ROR?
marci
said:
It's no one's fault but your own that you have a 14.4 modem.
±
Wuh?
--
"This is off topic in malta.test" - Ross
<uproarious hilarity>
http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite
-
Rebecca Ore admits to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet that stalking me
didn't produce the desired affect:
Sender: reb...@pyrophore.ogoense.local
Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
Subject: Re: trouble on rec.food.sourdough & other groups
From: Rebecca Ore <ogoen...@verizon.net>
Organization: Rebecca's
Message-ID: <m3k7clh...@pyrophore.ogoense.local>
Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.
Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.
--
Rebecca Ore
http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
righter
Where is it? Post the google on it.
righter
I'm mighty suspicious that you would single out these two homeboys for your
boycott campaign. What's your angle?
Soapy
news:gd7lrx...@linux.abbitt.org
Exactly. In fact, I've lost 15 whole minutes just this morning.
Soapy
Soapy
news:ldSFa.1877$%3.12...@typhoon.sonic.net
He's not gay, he just has a lot of feminine features.
Soapy
news:vef7tte...@corp.supernews.com
Good. That Ray Bobbit guy is getting a little pissy.
Flipper Mike
Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Flipper Mike
Soapy wrote:
> The Magnificent Bastard! <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
> wrote in news:MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net
> Did he wet his pants?
>
>
Thomas Malmevik
> Alright, here's what happened -
In your dreams maybe. Nowhere in the real world I am sure.
--
the Grokdoc
Irv
"righter" <rig...@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:eeSFa.1878$%3.12...@typhoon.sonic.net...
>
> Dude, NOBODY has a 14k modem anymore. I was playin' ya.
>
>
computer shit out in my garage.
Just waiting for the next time the wife has a yard sale.....
--
st...@mypantsnite.com
I've got my pants on to protect me from SPAM
Remove my pants to send me mail
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2002 FXSTDI
1997 Honda VT1100C2 "Shadow ACE" (ret)
1971 Honda CB350 (ret)
1967 Kawasaki Samurai (rip)
Gator Navy - 71-75
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if
you win.....you're still retarded."
Soapy
news:Pine.A41.4.44.0306121439190.41480-
100...@aagaard06.u.washington.edu
> On Mon, 9 Jun 2003, The Magnificent Bastard! wrote:
>
>> Alright, here's what happened -
>
> In your dreams maybe. Nowhere in the real world I am sure.
This *is* the real-world.
Thomas Malmevik
> In article <MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net>,
> ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com says...
> > Alright, here's what happened -
>
> A kind word turneth away blows. Next time let him have your stupid
> "ride" and your ghetto koolaid and give thanks to the Almighty God that
> Jesus Christ
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who? Nobody died for my sins.
--
the Grokdoc
Tom Malmevik
EK III Rides w/me
all that groks is god
BS# 139 DOF# 69
Russell B. Goode
is still just a rat in a cage:
>On Tue, 10 Jun 2003, Dandy Walker wrote:
>
>> In article <MPG.194f144f7...@news.alt.net>,
>> ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com says...
>> > Alright, here's what happened -
>>
>> A kind word turneth away blows. Next time let him have your stupid
>> "ride" and your ghetto koolaid and give thanks to the Almighty God that
>> Jesus Christ
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Who? Nobody died for my sins.
Well, it's a good thing Dandy wasn't talking to you then, eh, genius?
marci
Hve you heard the whole new Dandy Warhol's album?
righter
You seem to be wasting more than 7 minutes trying to achieve something
that ain't worth it. Go out and smell some flowers. Live a little.
Repeat after me: God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I
cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom
to know the difference. Latah
Righter
righter
If I DON'T have one, is it still my fault?
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before marci
<marci...@charter.net>....
No the CD I got was broken in half, lol.
poeticbadgers
news:3ee54bf3$0$42576$a046...@nnrp.fuse.net:
>> drove home.
>>
>> --
> Wow, what a fantasy life you live. A little to cliche though. Try
> something a tad more unique next time would ya. Maybe sneaking up on a
> robber and telling him to "make my day" would be fun.
>
How could you bear reading that far?
--
Poetic Badgers
"You can’t beat a Babka." (Elaine Benes at the bakery)
poeticbadgers
news:f9eFa.39798$JW6....@nwrddc02.gnilink.net:
>
> "The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
> wrote in message
>
>> Alright, here's what <never> happened -
>
> <snip fantasy>
>
> Any man who knows how to spell "Courvoisier" ain't kicking anyone's
> ass. Go back to loping your mule to Penthouse Forum.
Heh. :)
poeticbadgers
@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com:
> I'm making a citizens arrest for grievous damage to stolen shtick.
Thank G*d.
poeticbadgers
news:70taevchjapd55ckc...@4ax.com:
> On Tue, 10 Jun 2003 05:38:19 GMT, "Odin" <res0...@verizon.net> said:
>
>>
>>"The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
>>wrote in message
>>
>>> Alright, here's what <never> happened -
>>
>><snip fantasy>
>>
>>Any man who knows how to spell "Courvoisier" ain't kicking anyone's
>>ass. Go back to loping your mule to Penthouse Forum.
>
> MB is our regular Dirk Pitt. Please do not knock him. As far as
> Penthouse Forum, he's invented it. And that's why he's so popular in
> the Sopranos newsgroup. Now...turn around, head to another post, and
> make yourself scarce.
>
Hmm. We disagree, Gedde. I'll knock him if I feel like it. He's a troll
and not an especially funny one either.
poeticbadgers
news:7tkFa.2544$7w2....@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com:
>
> "The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
> wrote in message
>
>>I unlocked it, got out my Beretta 9mm,
>
> You don't seem like a Baretta kind of guy.
>
I don't know about that. I can easily imagine him with bird feathers
stuck to the odd bit of his.
poeticbadgers
news:e4c48850.03061...@posting.google.com:
>>
>> By the way, why are we discussing this? Fuck, who cares? I got
>> diagnosed with cancer last week. Fucking cancer.
>
> hope you aren't joking about that. Karma ya know.
>
My mother died last year from cancer and it's nothing to joke about, so if
RB has it, my sympathies and I'll ask my rabbi to say a special prayer for
him. If he's joking around about having it, he can fuck right off.
poeticbadgers
news:zQmFa.1150$Ur7...@newssvr16.news.prodigy.com:
>
> "The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
> wrote in message news:MPG.194faac28...@news.alt.net...
>> On Tue, 10 Jun 2003 12:49:07 GMT, in alt.tv.sopranos Katsy puts the
>> lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>> whenever it's told -
>>
>> >
>> > "The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
> wrote in
>> > message
>> >
>> > >I unlocked it, got out my Beretta 9mm,
>> >
>> > You don't seem like a Beretta kind of guy.
>>
>> You had me pegged as a Glock kinda guy?
>>
>
> A Beretta seems too flashy and not very fashionable. I dunno, rather
> Paulie Walnuts if you ask me. Maybe a Glock, but then again that's
> a little too blue collar for you. Maybe a HK.
>
I see him with a pearl handled derringer, something to tuck into his jock
strap.
poeticbadgers
news:20030610222733...@mb-m25.aol.com:
>> AIDS is funny, now.
>> In 22 years, 9/11 will be funny.
>>
>
> Funny?? as in ha ha funny?? Funny as in funny like a clown??
>
> I think not.
>
> Carol
>
Who's the asshole who thinks the disease that took my mother from me is
funny?
poeticbadgers
news:3EE809BA...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com:
> Rebecca Ore admits to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet that stalking me
> didn't produce the desired affect:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/dpbl
>
> Sender: reb...@pyrophore.ogoense.local
> Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
> Subject: Re: trouble on rec.food.sourdough & other groups
> From: Rebecca Ore <ogoen...@verizon.net>
> Organization: Rebecca's
> Message-ID: <m3k7clh...@pyrophore.ogoense.local>
>
>
> Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
> Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
> to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.
>
> Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.
>
> --
> Rebecca Ore
> http://mysite.verizon.net/rebecca.ore
>
She sounds like she's a kook.
Flipper Mike
Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it. You won't be in it. FM...