Looking for pics of Charmaine and Charmaine's whoppers delights

The Mullen ®

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Apr 27, 2006, 1:09:08 PM4/27/06

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Had a good scout around Google for Charmaine pics while I was at Head
Office earlier today..., can't really find anything. Does anyone know
where I can get pics?

Also was wondering (as a bit of a side issue), does anyone know if
Charmaine has ever displayed her amazing charms on TV/Video/Theatre
etc?

Good luck!

Ford T. FreezerClown

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Apr 27, 2006, 1:31:31 PM4/27/06

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OK - look. Can we drop the subject of Charmaine's fun bags? I mean
really! And this isn't because I'm offended or I'm some kind of
Puritan, far from it.

The fact is - you are on the INTERNET - home of the world's greatest
and largest collection of porn ever. If you want to look at naked
women - they're one click away. Obsessing over the breasts of a middle
aged, fictional TV character? That's just plain scary. And "Mainy"
isn't exactly anyone's idea of a perfect 10 either.

Big Al Tomatoes

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Apr 27, 2006, 2:01:16 PM4/27/06

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Exactly. If her titties, nice as they are, are whoppers, then I'm
freakin' Fabio.

deDaveD*

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Apr 27, 2006, 2:21:56 PM4/27/06

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"The Mullen ®" <singh_d...@boltblue.com> wrote in message
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What da fuk, it's in a kitchen.

http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/tits%20and%20beer-770682.jpg

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Big Al Tomatoes

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Apr 27, 2006, 4:32:28 PM4/27/06

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Now them's whoppers alright.

BDC

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Apr 28, 2006, 1:23:12 AM4/28/06

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"deDaveD*" <Bugg...@youwanker.com> wrote in message
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That ought to shut him up.

Ford T. FreezerClown

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Apr 28, 2006, 1:52:49 PM4/28/06

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Big Al Tomatoes wrote:

> Exactly. If her titties, nice as they are, are whoppers, then I'm
> freakin' Fabio.

I'm just now experiencing the "joys" of a pregnant wife for the first
time. Despite all the pain in the ass whining and what not - those
whoppers really grow! I'm having a field day here! And I'm not sharing
with that little bastard once he arrives! Mine! Mine!

CliffB

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Apr 28, 2006, 8:16:35 PM4/28/06

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On behalf of ATS, our hardy congrats to Mrs. Frozen Whoppers
FreezerClown!

Big Al Tomatoes

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Apr 28, 2006, 8:20:07 PM4/28/06

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Ford T. FreezerClown wrote:

Ah yes. The boob fairy. Problem is when the baby leaves your woman, the
little bastard will take all the fawkin' hormones with him/her.

Flagstaff Frank

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Apr 28, 2006, 10:33:35 PM4/28/06

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"Big Al Tomatoes" <stabu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Also, post-pregnancy titties can be use to zero-in your south-facing compass
needle.

Jane

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Apr 28, 2006, 11:20:51 PM4/28/06

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Big Al Tomatoes wrote:

>Ford T. FreezerClown wrote:

>Big Al Tomatoes wrote:

You're in for a coupla rude surprises, to say the least...deflated boobs
sag. And you're chopped liver from then on after the blessed little
child arrives--you never *quite* have 100% of your wife's attention
again. But, there are some sweet compensations. You'll see. ;)

Flagstaff Frank

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Apr 28, 2006, 11:38:22 PM4/28/06

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"Jane" <Jane...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> But, there are some sweet compensations. You'll see. ;)

When? It's been 5 years and I'm still waiting . . . .

Sparky Spartacus

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Apr 29, 2006, 2:18:39 AM4/29/06

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Ford T. FreezerClown wrote:

Another sign of maturity, folks, let one's children starve while daddy
plays with mommy's knockers!

Sparky Spartacus

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Apr 29, 2006, 2:19:55 AM4/29/06

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Jane wrote:

E.g., if it's a boy, you're sure to get pissed in the eye at least once
(even if you never change diapers).

Jane

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Apr 29, 2006, 5:52:11 PM4/29/06

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Flagstaff Frank wrote:

Goddambit, Flagstaff, I know you've got a heart in there somewhere......

*Like when you smell sweet baby- powdered neck...
*Like when they reach up for you..
*Like when they say DaDa the first time..
*Like when they're sick and no one but YOU will do...
*Like when they smile at you and yer friggin heart breaks in two...
*Like when they fall asleep on yer chest and you stay there for hours
until your arm goes numb rather than wake them, because there's no place
else you'd rather be.

I could go on all night, but I won't.
She'll be gone all too soon. Time flies.

Now GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINE BOX, MAN...

Jane

Big Al Tomatoes

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Apr 29, 2006, 7:15:38 PM4/29/06

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FIVE, try 18!

Big Al Tomatoes

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Apr 29, 2006, 7:16:19 PM4/29/06

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Jane wrote:

Shit woman, I've been shinin' so long there ain't no shoe leather left!

Jane

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Apr 29, 2006, 10:49:48 PM4/29/06

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Big Al Tomatoes wrote:

>Jane wrote:

>Flagstaff Frank wrote:

Jane

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We wimmin are good at that sorta thing, as you *well* know. Just be glad
I'm not Italian, huh??

I think Flagstaff is still shinin'....
Ut-oh, you don't think I gave him another MI, do you??? ;(

Jane

Flagstaff Frank

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Apr 29, 2006, 11:02:48 PM4/29/06

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> I think Flagstaff is still shinin'....
> Ut-oh, you don't think I gave him another MI, do you??? ;(

> Jane

When I was in the hospital I glanced at my chart and saw the doc wrote
MIWTF - myocardinfarcwhateverthefuck

CliffB

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Apr 29, 2006, 11:40:10 PM4/29/06

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Was that after his accountant did the wallet biopsy? Just be thankful
he didn't do a wallet autopsy.

atkone

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Apr 30, 2006, 1:17:22 PM4/30/06

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naw man...the whole point is that we are all big fans of The Sopranos
and wanting to see the tits of one of the characters on there is all
part of the fun.

and clicking on tons of porn....well that's just it.....tons and tons
of rehashed stuff. it's always more exciting to see things that are
kept hidden and protected....like CHARMAINE'S FUNBAGS!!!!!!