The Carnie Wilson & Kelly33 Playboy Pictorial
The Magnificent Bastard!
magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
and see a picture of what they looked like here -
http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it. So maybe she didn't feel so
awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
is still in effect.
So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
her to what she looked like before.
So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
"morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
it as a show of support.
--
Copyright © Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
JackBlack
The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
darker skin.
John McGuirk
"The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.1962c18ca...@news.alt.net...
> Hey did you guys hear that Carnie Wilson is in this month's Playboy
> magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
>
> Ok, at this point you are asking one of two questions -
>
> 1. Who the hell is Carnie Wilson? (I'll address this one first)
>
> 2. OMG, isn't she a fat disgusting cow-chick?
>
> Ok, to answer question #1 - Carnie Wilson was in that great
> late 80's/early 90's pop trio called Wilson Phillips. The trio
> consisted of Chynna Phillips, (who I think married one of the Baldwin
> brothers?) Wendy Wilson and her sister Carnie Wilson. Chynna is a very
> perky, cute, blonde chick. Wendy is a sort of sultry looking redhead
> with a killer body and a great smile. Carnie......well.....she was the
> fat one. The really fat one. You can learn more about Wilson Phillips
> and see a picture of what they looked like here -
>
> http://www.wilsonphillips.net/main.html
>
> On to question #2 now. If you clicked on the above link, you will see
> that Carnie was indeed a big, fat, obese chick. I'm sure she probably
> felt sort of awkward going onstage with Chynna and Wendy just *knowing*
> that guys were lusting after them, but looking at her with total
> disgust. Well, some guys actually *like* fat chicks. I think the term
> for guys like this is "chubby chaser" or something like that. Ask John
> McGuirk, he'll probably know all about it.
If you call them "zaftig" instead of fat chicks they'll spread for you
easier.
> So maybe she didn't feel so
> awkward after all, knowing that some guys dig fat chicks. But, I guess
> deep down it bothered her because she had a gastric bypass operation and
> lost a couple hundred pounds of fat. Before she had the operation
> though, she did have her own daytime tv talk show. It's ok to be fat
> and have a talk show, I think that Oprah set some sort of precedent that
> is still in effect.
>
> So anyway, she's lost a lot of weight and now she's taking her clothes
> off and posing for Playboy. You can see her here -
>
> http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
>
If anywon wants to join me in a class action suit agaunst Playboy and Hugh
Heffner Publishing please contact me. I don't buy playboy to look at naked
fat chicks. If I wanted that, I'd go back toLucille Roberts....or Doris
Roberts....I can't remember which. I'm not good with names.
> If you follow this link and click on her picture, you can see her
> boobies! She actually looks pretty good...especially when you compare
> her to what she looked like before.
>
> So I'm guessing that Kelly33 of the alt.tv.real-world chat group is
> probably going to have a Playboy pictorial of her very own pretty soon.
> She had the gastric bypass thing done in April and has already lost a
> bunch of weight, so it's just a matter of time before she starts posing
> nude in men's magazines to show off her "new" body. Right? I mean, I
> don't think she's ever had a talk show or is going to try and have one.
> She already has a job working at Old Navy. I wonder if Old Navy has a
> "morals" clause and would try to fire Kelly33 if she posed nude in
> Playboy? Maybe Playboy could have a "Girls of Old Navy" pictorial
> spread or something and Kelly33 could be the feature star.
>
> So anyway, if Kelly33 does a Playboy pictorial, lets all go out and buy
> it as a show of support.
>
No way. She wished cancer on Russell B.
Karma, man
> --
> Copyright ) Magnificent Bastard Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
>
> http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com/
The Review
"The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.1962c18ca...@news.alt.net...
> magazine? And guess what? She's *NAKED*!!!
>
Carnie Wilson in this month's Playboy...NAKED.....those words dont go
together.BUT she doesn't look bad, I have to give it to her.
David Fortin
of the lipo? It looks like a flat tire!
"The Magnificent Bastard!" <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com> wrote in
message news:MPG.1962c18ca...@news.alt.net...
Flipper Mike
She has mine! FM...
kelly33
I appreciate what Carnie is doing but I don't know if I could ever do
it. Now I've always said that if I had Madonna's body I walk around
naked in the freezer section of the local A & P. I got a way to go
before that happens. However if that does become reality, I would
appreciate it if you MB would handle the photo shoot. Thank you very
much.
The Magnificent Bastard!
lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever
it's told -
If you had Madonna's body and were walking around an A & P store with
it, I think the police would probably show up and want to know what you
had done to Madonna and why you had her body.
Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could wind
up in jail time.
However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
Shammie
>
>
>The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
>darker skin.
I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
Bob
Shammie wrote:
Is this Shamtrek?
Bob
Wavemaker
"Shammie" wrote:
>
> I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery,
> so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
moo.
Shammie
>>> has darker skin.
>
>> From: Shammie (25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700)
>> MsgId: <bddgg...@drn.newsguy.com>
>>
>>I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!
>
>just set it to the "look, just bypass this whole day to the toilet"
>setting?
No, no, you don't understand. See, I likes to pack on the poundage, that's why I
had my stomach augmented to accommodate more fatty foods that I can then
delegate to various parts of my anatomy. I do have a remote control, but my
settings look something like this: Thighs, Hips, Gut, Chins. In other words when
I click those buttons the calories get sent directly to those areas. I recently
upgraded to some new customized settings. My latest favorite is "Knees," I'm
working on some of those cute folds and layers around the kneecaps. Man, you
should see them jiggle when I walk down the street in my size 28 miniskirts,
it's the coolest!
Russell B
Hiya, Shams. How's tricks? Everything good? Good. Well, I'll get right
to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
OK, bye now.
Shammie
Hey, Russell. Five by five, thanks for asking. How about you?
Good. Well, I'll get right
>to the point: I'm declaring this part of the thread over (I can do that).
>OK, bye now.
Don't you even want to hear about my other buttons? okbye
JackBlack
wrote:
I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
JB ;->
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
<goa...@ouch.com>....
Schtick stealer.
>
>JB ;->
JackBlack
wrote:
You sound hot what are you wearing?
Can I rub pork fat all over your body and then make mad passionate
love to your stomach?
TIA Love & Kisses Jack ;->
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
<goa...@ouch.com>....
>On 26 Jun 2003 07:39:21 -0700, Shammie <InMyOw...@Dreamyland.com>
A tablecloth.
>
>Can I rub pork fat all over your body and then make mad passionate
>love to your stomach?
>
>TIA Love & Kisses Jack ;->
>
>
>
--
"Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my own little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting into this!
WHEE.
JackBlack
I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
<goa...@ouch.com>....
>On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 20:13:30 GMT, Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com
>(Wavy G) wrote:
>
>>For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
>>and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
>><goa...@ouch.com>....
>>
>>>On 25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700, Shammie <InMyOw...@Dreamyland.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>In article <smvhfv8jql54cvcsk...@4ax.com>, JackBlack says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
>>>>>darker skin.
>>>>
>>>>I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
>>
>>Schtick stealer.
>>
>I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
JackBlack
(Wavy G) wrote:
>For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
>and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
><goa...@ouch.com>....
>
>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 20:13:30 GMT, Joan...@Helpmybottomsonfire.com
>>(Wavy G) wrote:
>>
>>>For over a thousand generations the atr-w trolls were the guardians of peace
>>>and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before JackBlack
>>><goa...@ouch.com>....
>>>
>>>>On 25 Jun 2003 17:59:09 -0700, Shammie <InMyOw...@Dreamyland.com>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <smvhfv8jql54cvcsk...@4ax.com>, JackBlack says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The old Carnie looks a lot like Shammie.......except Shammie has
>>>>>>darker skin.
>>>>>
>>>>>I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice as much!!!!1
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm glad to see the 'Krispy Creme' diet is working out for you.
>>>
>>>Schtick stealer.
>>>
>>I was using that schtick long before it was in Almighty Bruce.
>
>Uh? I never saw "Almighty Bruce." Don't tell me THEY stole my schtick too?
YOUR schtick ? !!!!
You've never came up with original schtick in your life.
I wrote that schtick.
so schtick it.
;->
Shammie
Wavy G
Oh?
Hmm.........
Let's see.....
ohhhh, I feel a "flashback" coming on.....
Hmmm, remember that time........................
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(wavy lines to signify "flshback" sequence coming on)
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Oh yes.......
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(coming out of "flashback" sequence again.....)
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ahhhh.... yeah, that was a good time....way back on JUNE ELEVENTH. OVER TWO
WEEKS AGO!!!!
now who's the GD schtick stealer??????
Good day, sir.
Russell B
H? NNN. TPOTTIO. (ICDT.)
JackBlack
(Wavy G) wrote:
UMM I hate to burst your bubble but as I said before , I was doing the
krispy kreme shtick before Bruce Almighty was in theaters and that
movie has been out a lot longer than the 2 weeks you've been doing
this shtick........Plagerist.
;->
kelly33
Always the gentleman....
kelly33
Uh, pulling a gun on someone doesn't get you jailtime? Where the hell do you live?
John McGuirk
"Russell B" <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in message
news:uz34llza6t2j$.1d1nnycj72hxw$.dlg@40tude.net...
You homo. You don't want to hear about her special button?!?!?!
The Magnificent Bastard!
I live in a bottomless pit.
>
>
> > However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
> > to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
>
--
The Magnificent Bastard!
Chivalry is not dead.
Russell B
No, Shark. No, I don't. And believe you me, I don't say this lightly. I
gave it some thought.
"Hmm," I thought to myself, "perhaps if I let her tell me about her 'other
buttons' her response won't be another cloyingly cute little joke about
stomach surgery, or the buttons on her keyboard, or some shit.
Perhaps...yes, perhaps she'll make a hilarious quip about her nipples and
clitoris, and she'll accompany it with a private email telling me that all
this sex talk has gotten her so hot that she must send me a plane ticket
*right now* for me to go over to the East coast and see for myself what she
shows on that website of hers (<http://www.shamiradance.com>), plus a
little more. Hey, it could happen...could happen...could happen...could
happen...happen...happen...happen...happen..."
Then my chin hit my chest really hard, I bit my tongue, and I typed all
those capital letters up there.
P.S. You = chatte
Wavy G
Oh really? PROVE IT.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'll prove it for you:
HMM???? WHAT'S THIS? NO KRISPY KREME SCHTICK???? WHAT THE WHO BUT HUH?
Sooooo sorry, Jack. I'm afraid I win again. Good luck trying to win an
argument in the future.
Your friend,
Wavy.
>
>;->
JackBlack
(Wavy G) wrote:
Let it go Wavy.
You know I won.
;->
John McGuirk
A simple "no" would have sufficed.
newsy
Russell B
So you think. But then, that's why you're you and I'm me, isn't it.
Cyn
> > > However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and would like me
> > > to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy to help out.
> >
> > Always the gentleman....
>
> Chivalry is not dead.
Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
silly men....
Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was a chubby
chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely popular! And to stop
anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay anyone to hang out with me...we
were poor.
I was, and hopefully all these years later, am still attractive. At least
that's what my husband of 8 years keeps telling me, (and his friends too
*whispers*) I'm still a chunky chic but his buddies still tell him how
great I am.
Cyn
=^..^=
Soapy
news:93gLa.7189$Im5....@fe03.atl2.webusenet.com
>
>> > > However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
>> > > would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
>> > > to help out.
>> >
>> > Always the gentleman....
>>
>> Chivalry is not dead.
>
>
> Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
>
> silly men....
>
> Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
> a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
> popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
> anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
> I was, and hopefully all these years later, am still attractive.
> At least that's what my husband of 8 years keeps telling me, (and
> his friends too *whispers*) I'm still a chunky chic but his
> buddies still tell him how great I am.
>
> Cyn
>=^..^=
>
>
>
>
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> "Cyn" <tan...@bellsouth.net> wrote in
> news:93gLa.7189$Im5....@fe03.atl2.webusenet.com
>
>>>>>However, if you ever lose all the weight you want to and
>>>>>would like me to take some nude pictures of you, I'd be happy
>>>>>to help out.
>>>>
>>>>Always the gentleman....
>>>
>>>Chivalry is not dead.
>>
>>Nope, but it goes into hiding while yer standing in the cold.....
>>
>>silly men....
>>
>>Doesn't matter what size you are.....and yes I'll say it....I was
>>a chubby chic...and I had tons of boyfriends and was extremely
>>popular! And to stop anyone from saying it..my dad did NOT pay
>>anyone to hang out with me...we were poor.
>
> So, you put out, then. Good strategy.
Not nice to reveal personal secrets of one's wife in public, Bunky.
Wavy G
<hotrev...@hawaii.com>....
Wait, I thought *I* was me.
Wavy G
and justice on Usenet....Before the Dark Times....Before
>Liam Devlin <Li...@XXXX.optonline.net> wrote in message news:<3EFDE5C9...@XXXX.optonline.net>...
>Who is Bunky?
Wasn't she that little midget-orphan girl who was adopted by the cranky old
guy?
poeticbadgers
news:2vkmfv03dlvstqoa9...@4ax.com:
>>>>I recently had Gastric Augmentation surgery, so now I can eat twice
>>>>as much!!!
> You sound hot what are you wearing?
>
> Can I rub pork fat all over your body and then make mad passionate
> love to your stomach?
>
> TIA Love & Kisses Jack ;->
>
Ugh. I didn't know you had a thing for rude bitches.
--
Poetic Badgers
"You can’t beat a Babka." (Elaine Benes at the bakery)
poeticbadgers
news:e4c48850.03062...@posting.google.com:
> The Magnificent Bastard! <ma...@magnificentbastardproductions.com>
>> Sorry, but I don't want to be an accomplice to anything that could
>> wind up in jail time.
>
>
> Uh, pulling a gun on someone doesn't get you jailtime? Where the hell
> do you live?
>
I think he rents a furnished room by the week on the internet.
poeticbadgers
> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:37:47 -0400, John McGuirk wrote:
>>A simple "no" would have sufficed.
>
> So you think. But then, that's why you're you and I'm me, isn't it.
>
Aren't you and BRS the same person?
poeticbadgers
news:3efb9a52...@news.prodigy.net:
> "Nicoderm is for quitters." <-- LOL! Lookit, I've even adopted my
> own little appropriate, witty tagline for my sig. I'm really getting
> into this! WHEE.
>
Your schtick is pathetic.
Lord Baltimore
That chick is pathetic. Any chick that would let Howard "The SNOUT" Stern
feel her breast is pathetic. And one would have to be a total fucking
loser to on his show in the first place. I don't care to see her ugly
boring ass in the nude.
LB
Russell B
"In the nude"? Could you possibly be just a little more fey? Like, maybe
try holding your wrist limp while you say it, or take a drink of Pepsi with
your pinky finger sticking out? Thanks!
Lord Baltimore
Well, dip me in a vat of sulfuric acid!
LB
Soapy
news:Xns93ABB4C807D...@129.250.170.91
> Russell B <hotrev...@hawaii.com> wrote in
> news:re41ix595onq$.1h44fep4...@40tude.net:
>
>> On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:37:47 -0400, John McGuirk wrote:
>
>>>A simple "no" would have sufficed.
>>
>> So you think. But then, that's why you're you and I'm me, isn't
>> it.
>>
> Aren't you and BRS the same person?
>
Of course they are.
±
Sure, when?
>
> LB
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Feuer, you can find the name, address, photos, and all that jazz on
Usenet about Dean Humphreys and you still won't be able to do anything
to get him out of your group unless you ignore him.
Soapy is his virtual girl friend until when she's not.
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poeticbadgers
news:3F0885CB...@WHATISSPAMhotmail.com:
> Lord Baltimore wrote:
>> Well, dip me in a vat of sulfuric acid!
>
> Sure, when?
>
It'd have to be a really big vat from the naked picture he posted of
himself last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Rice
An old comedian named Eddie Something used to say at
the end of one of his comic rants, "Is that what's botherin'
you, Bunky?"
Mike Rice
On 28 Jun 2003 14:28:37 -0700, henry_wa...@yahoo.com (Walker)
wrote:
>Liam Devlin <Li...@XXXX.optonline.net> wrote in message news:<3EFDE5C9...@XXXX.optonline.net>...
>Who is Bunky?