Re: What is it with the Bing girls and breast implants?
Andre Fuller
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> Who finds these fake breasts attractive? They disturb me. I much prefer
> the real thing.
Ever been to a strip joint?
>
Andre Fuller
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> are a little vanilla.
Naked women dancing in front of you is weird?
>
Andre Fuller
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> Andre Fuller wrote:
>> <tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
>> news:1148421621....@38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> > Andre Fuller wrote:
>> >> <tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
>> >> news:1148419307.7...@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> >> > Who finds these fake breasts attractive? They disturb me. I much
>> >> > prefer
>> >> > the real thing.
>> >>
>> >> Ever been to a strip joint?
>> >
>> > No. I find the whole notion pretty weird. I suppose my sexual tastes
>> > are a little vanilla.
>>
>> Naked women dancing in front of you is weird?
>
> wholesome girls, as opposed to the general unattractiveness of most
> strippers.
My friend, you need to visit the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry CA.
A lot of the girls there could appear in Playboy. And they don't all have
false boobs. I sleep with a wholesome girl every night. Strip joints feature
hot and nasty girls.
>
Delila
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>>
>> Naked women dancing in front of you is weird?
>
> wholesome girls, as opposed to the general unattractiveness of most
> strippers.
Go to any beach in Europe or South America and you can see naked breasts
galore.
D.
Basil Fawlty
> Andre Fuller wrote:
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>><tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
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>>>Andre Fuller wrote:
>>>
>>>><tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>>>Who finds these fake breasts attractive? They disturb me. I much prefer
>>>>>the real thing.
>>>>
>>>>Ever been to a strip joint?
>>>
>>>No. I find the whole notion pretty weird. I suppose my sexual tastes
>>>are a little vanilla.
>>
>>Naked women dancing in front of you is weird?
>
>
> wholesome girls, as opposed to the general unattractiveness of most
> strippers.
Who's paying for it? They're not hookers, they're dancers... Eat
a burger, have a beer and watch some very good looking girls get
naked.
Pisano
I once lived with a dancer. Turned out she *was* a hooker.
Sparky Spartacus
Correction: strip joints feature girls who *act* hot and nasty -
remember, it's their business.
P No Gree G O
And I bet your wholesome girl appreciates that a lot. Pig.
Robibnikoff
<tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
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> Who finds these fake breasts attractive? They disturb me. I much prefer
> the real thing.
Not that I've been to a strip joint, but don't most strippers nowadays have
implants?
Robyn
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LOL.
Every single stripper I've ever spent any time with has been a freak.
The "I'm just working my way through college" line is usually a ruse to
squeeze more tips out of the doinks who come in.
P No Gree G O
When you go to a men's strip joint, doesn't it make you horny and then
frustrated enough to have to leave? The men I've dated say they can't
go to places like that and spend more than 5 minutes without getting
aroused and then having to leave right away to... um, tend to the problem.
Have to say I feel the same way about women's strip clubs. Not easy nor
fun to sit there squirming. I've gone twice in my life and then totally
lost interest in it (mainly because I grew up - LOL - but also because
it was frustrating).
karl
"P No Gree G O" <PN...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>I gotta ask the guys in this ng a question:
>
> When you go to a men's strip joint, doesn't it make you horny and then
> frustrated enough to have to leave? The men I've dated say they can't go
> to places like that and spend more than 5 minutes without getting aroused
> and then having to leave right away to... um, tend to the problem.
Five minutes? Not to suggest any prematurity problems but....
And in many cases the 'getting the problem tended to' part can be taken
care of on site.
P No Gree G O
> "P No Gree G O" <PN...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>>I gotta ask the guys in this ng a question:
>>
>>When you go to a men's strip joint, doesn't it make you horny and then
>>frustrated enough to have to leave? The men I've dated say they can't go
>>to places like that and spend more than 5 minutes without getting aroused
>>and then having to leave right away to... um, tend to the problem.
>
>
> Five minutes? Not to suggest any prematurity problems but....
Prematurity has to do with the climax, not the arousal.
>
> And in many cases the 'getting the problem tended to' part can be taken
> care of on site.
Not if you're with a date or have any semblance of decency.
>
>
>
Coconut
> I sleep with a wholesome girl every night. Strip joints feature
>hot and nasty girls.
>>
>
As the age old saying goes:
Those who brag about it aren't getting a thing.
karl
"UP No Gree G O" <PN...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> karl wrote:
>
>> "P No Gree G O" <PN...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:qHZcg.60247$CH2....@tornado.texas.rr.com...
>>
>>>I gotta ask the guys in this ng a question:
>>>
>>>When you go to a men's strip joint, doesn't it make you horny and then
>>>frustrated enough to have to leave? The men I've dated say they can't go
>>>to places like that and spend more than 5 minutes without getting aroused
>>>and then having to leave right away to... um, tend to the problem.
>>
>>
>> Five minutes? Not to suggest any prematurity problems but....
>
> Prematurity has to do with the climax, not the arousal.
To the point of discomfort that you have to leave right away suggest a
degree not consistant with the timeline, to me at least.
>> And in many cases the 'getting the problem tended to' part can be taken
>> care of on site.
>
> Not if you're with a date or have any semblance of decency.
Taking a date to a strip club? Expecting decency in a strip club??
To each his own.
Sparky Spartacus
Probably the same guys who fall in love with hookers and want to "save"
them.
Sparky Spartacus
> <tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
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>
>>Who finds these fake breasts attractive? They disturb me. I much prefer
>>the real thing.
>
>
> Not that I've been to a strip joint, but don't most strippers nowadays have
> implants?
I can't remember the last time I was in a strip joint, but I assume most
of the strippers have had a boob job - like porno actresses, it's all
about appearance with them & most guys buy into More's Law, i.e., if a
little's good, More's better. ;)
As for me, better a natural A cup than a plastic D cup, every time!
Dano
bunboy
took my entire office and significant others on a trip to Los Vegas for a
fun weekend. At one point I offered to take the guys to the famed Palomino
Club a topless bottomless very well known strip Club there. To my surprise
all our wives and girlfriends accused us of sex discrimination in not
inviting them. They all wanted to come along to see what it was like. Of
course we all agreedand what an entertaining time we had. First the women
were amazed how amazing the women looked and how unsleazey many of them
were. They I guess had been hoping we men had been off looking at ugly
girls dance over our past experiences. Another thing they were amazed at
was how quiet it was. They assumed guys would be yelling screaming groping
fighting instead of sitting like they were in church watching sacred idols.
Believe me the women in our group more than made their share of the noise
thereafter and the dancers loved it bigtime. Well we all had a good time
but the women I think far more as all of us had seen it all before and knew
what to expect and in general how shy most men behave in places like that.
They got to see naked women with lots of power and looks and still talk
about it to this day.
"Andre Fuller" <ltemp...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Andre Fuller
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I said I sleep with her. Where did I mention how much I get?
>
Andre Fuller
Geez, I guess I'm the only married man who's ever been to a strip joint.
Twice in the last 5 years. Had no idea this place was full of prudes.
>
Pisano
wrote:
>I gotta ask the guys in this ng a question:
>
>When you go to a men's strip joint, doesn't it make you horny and then
>frustrated enough to have to leave? The men I've dated say they can't
>go to places like that and spend more than 5 minutes without getting
>aroused and then having to leave right away to... um, tend to the problem.
>
Not even when I was 18, and just old enough to get in the
place. Sorry.
>Have to say I feel the same way about women's strip clubs. Not easy nor
>fun to sit there squirming. I've gone twice in my life and then totally
>lost interest in it (mainly because I grew up - LOL - but also because
>it was frustrating).
Aside from the spontaneous "arousals" that would mostly occur
quite unexpectedly when I was going through puberty, I have never had
that problem. It usually takes some physical contact, or at least the
anticipation of imminent contact, to get my juices flowing.
Slow dancing with a beautiful girl will sometimes do it to me,
but I have never been physically aroused by simply watching a girl
dance for money.
Pisano
wrote:
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>"Coconut" <pegb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> >On Tue, 23 May 2006 22:27:58 GMT, "Andre Fuller" <ltemp...@aol.com>
>> >wrote:
>>
>>> I sleep with a wholesome girl every night. Strip joints feature
>>>hot and nasty girls.
>>>>
>>>
>>
>> As the age old saying goes:
>> Those who brag about it aren't getting a thing.
>
>I said I sleep with her. Where did I mention how much I get?
>>
>
I think the people who think you are "bragging" are probably
the ones who are not getting any. :)
Pisano
Those aren't doinks . . . they're dorks.
Basil Fawlty
But I presume you weren't paying her for sex (directly anyways).
Pisano
<ba...@fartytowel.uk.co> wrote:
No. It was like a live-in boyfriend/girlfriend type deal. I
was stupid to believe she wasn't fucking around.
Mirror Spock
<witc...@broomstick.com> wrote:
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><tomb...@jhu.edu> wrote in message
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>> Who finds these fake breasts attractive? They disturb me. I much prefer
>> the real thing.
>
>Not that I've been to a strip joint, but don't most strippers nowadays have
>implants?
>
>Robyn
Not every stripper has bolt-ons, thank the maker.
* Robinson
Don't Mess With Texas
care for them. Matter of fact, I don't like surgically fake anything on
a woman. Give me real and natural every time.
That's one reason why I never go to strip clubs. Well, that, and I like
for my money to stay in my pocket. A manipulative bimbo trying to tease,
dryhump, or otherwise con me out of whatever she can get is not my idea
of a good time.
LPC
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Don't Mess With Texas
of sex. I just don't care to go to strip clubs. I've been to them; they
just don't hold any attraction for me. On a related subject, I choose
not to engage in phone sex either. Both just seem like wastes of time
and money to me.
But, if someone else chooses to do either then I say more power to them.
I'll pass myself.
LPC
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Flagstaff Frank
> I'll pass myself.
> LPC
I agree w/you 100%. Scantily-clad blondes with 44DD silicone massaging a
pole or doing pelvic gyrations, listening to 125-decibel music and paying 7
bucks for a shot of whiskey doesn't get me excited.
After the season ends and the 99% crowd departs, stick around LPC. I enjoy
your company.
Don't Mess With Texas
names that I make it a point to always read, and you're in that group.
Thank you for the kind invitation. I'll take you up on it.
LPC
P.S.--- Even though this Sopranos season hasn't been my favorite, I
still dread seeing it come to an end. How about you?
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