SNL reruns this week (Mar 30 - Apr 5)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (30-Mar-13) is a rerun:

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12m Justin Bieber
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cold Super Bowl power outage leads to dawdling CBS coverage & a low-rent ad
mono host & Whoopi Goldberg [real] mix Valentine's Day & Black History Month
show The Californians- a runaway (host) & an art exhibit occupy Stuart's home
skit host's head of security (JAS) presents a dozen unconvincing body doubles
COMM nobodies on the margins of fame populate myriad Real Housewives spin-offs
misc Whoopi Goldberg [real] introduces host
song host & Dan Kanter [real] perform "As Long As You Love Me"
news Richard III's best friends (FRA) & (VAB) badmouth him via sotto voce
news Corey (KET) is the fun, nonthreatening black guy in every commercial
skit high schooler (CES) & preteen (host) recount date a la "Summer Nights"
show The Miley Cyrus (VAB) Show- fan club president (host) is fawning
skit (host)'s girlfriend's (NAP) brother (TAK) teases him over verbal slip-up
MISC manchild Taco (BOM) is present during host's sexy Valentine's Day message
misc JAS introduces host
song host & Dan Kanter [real] perform "Nothing Like Us"
skit Principal Frye maintains order during abstinence-themed Valentine's dance


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

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12i Jamie Foxx / Ne-Yo
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cold Barack Obama (JAP) takes pity on GOP ostracism target John Boehner (BIH)
mono current events lead host to ask "How black is that?"; 2 Chainz cameo
show Bitch, What's The Answer?- (host) verbally abuses game show contestants
show J-Pop America Fun Time Now- sensei (host) is a fellow Japanophile
COMM Tyler Perry's (host) fusion of Alex Cross & Madea makes a mixed-up movie
song musical guest performs "Let Me Love You"
news sick of unromantic Santa, Mrs. Claus (AIB) is ready for some alone time
news Ding Dong (host) complains of unequal treatement relative to Twinkies
show game show contestants confuse Dermot Mulroney [real] with Dylan McDermott
FILM pimp Marcus Banks (KET) treats Christmas trees as if they were his hos
show Maine Justice- (Charlie Day) testifies in wacky Acadia-Acadiana courtroom
song musical guest performs "She Is"
comm vacuous former porn stars (VAB), (CES), (host) endorse Swarovski Crystals

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 30-Mar-13
VH1 5:55pm xxx Best of JIF

Su 31-Mar-13
VH1 1:10pm 07c Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters
VH1 2:15pm xxx Best of JIF

Mo 25-Apr-13
VHC 7:00pm 99i Jamie Foxx / Blink-182

Tu 26-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 99i Jamie Foxx / Blink-182
VHC 7:00pm 00c DAC / The Wallflowers

We 27-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 00c DAC / The Wallflowers
VHC 7:00pm 00h Lucy Liu / Jay-Z

Th 28-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 00h Lucy Liu / Jay-Z
VHC 7:00pm 00n Conan O'Brien / Don Henley

Fr 29-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 00n Conan O'Brien / Don Henley


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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99i Jamie Foxx / Blink-182
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cold: Bill (DAH) pays little attention as Hillary (ANG) Clinton moves out
mono: Oliver Stone (WIF) repeatedly interrupts host with extraneous directions
COMM: Hamburger Helper Antibacterial- blue goo restores old meat to edibility
skit: Jennifer Lopez (CHO) & armed Puff Daddy (host) seek relationship advice
skit: (WIF) engages cellmate (host) in pillow talk- "Am I still your bitch?"
misc plastic surgery won't affect how John Goodman [real] portrays Linda Tripp
skit: during a software upgrade, (host) challenges Nick Burns' tech preeminence
misc: TRM tells host he's happy to have another black guy at SNL to hang with
news his sight restored, Stevie Wonder (host) is shocked by his own appearance
news cartoonist Jasper Hahn's (HOS) drawings are naughty when half-finished
news John Rocker's (WIF) supposed message of peace turns into a racist tirade
song: musical guest performs "All The Small Things"
show: It's Showtime At The Apollo!- lame acts compete for audience acclaim
skit: (HOS) takes heat for pigeonholing stereotypically-black co-worker (TRM)
song musical guest performs "What's My Age Again?"
skit Martin Luther King, Jr.'s (host) initial dream was mundane & recurring


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00c DAC / The Wallflowers
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cold: undecided voters question debaters Al Gore (DAH) & George W. Bush (WIF)
mono: DAC does stand-up about presidential candidates' mannerisms
COMM: Magic Mouth ass-appliance converts flatulence into erudite conversation
skit: Margaret Jo & Terry welcome a teacher (DAC) besieged by gang activity
show: Church Chat- Hillary Clinton (ANG), Anne Heche (CHK), Eminem (CHP)
skit: George (DAC) seeks gravitas in George W. (WIF) Bush during a hunting trip
misc going to commercial, Baha Men [real] perform "Who Let The Dogs Out"
news Anna Nicole Smith (MOS) outlines her university's gold-digging curriculum
NEWS opinion-gauger Adam McKay [real] comes off as a dangerous stranger
news Robert DeNiro [real] responds to JIF's review of Meet The Parents
song: musical guest performs "Sleepwalker"
show 2000 VH-1 Vogue Fashion Awards- stars celebrate style superlatives
skit: Ching Change receives financing for his Broadway play about chickens
song musical guest performs "Hand Me Down"


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00h Lucy Liu / Jay-Z
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cold: at Chi-Chi's, George W. Bush (WIF) & Al Gore (DAH) attempt reconciliation
MONO: host embraced female Asian stereotypes during her week at SNL
comm: the tech stock plunge hurt priceline.com spokesman William Shatner (DAH)
show: Total Request Live- Gemini's Twin added (host) because she has a minivan
show: Jeopardy!- Robin Williams (JIF) & Catherine Zeta-Jones (host) fail
show: Pretty Living- joyologist Helen's new fling is a female lumberjack (host)
show: Jarret's (JIF) Room- dorm-based webcast is a window into youth culture
news modern trappings sidetrack James Madison's (RAD) electoral college spiel
news JIF & TIF change Baby New Year's (CHK) diaper
news JIF plays guitar & sings pop-inspired songs about Christmas presents
song: musical guest performs "I Just Wanna Love U"
skit angel (MOS) & other Christmas ornaments worry about making it to the tree
comm Murder In The Make-Believe Ballroom- more rap from Robert Goulet (WIF)
MISC interloper interrupts message of season's greetings by JIF & TIF
song musical guest performs "Is That Yo Bitch"
misc: HOS, CHK, TRM, JIF once again perform a happy Christmas ditty


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00n Conan O'Brien / Don Henley
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cold: unlike ailing workaholic Dick Cheney, George W. Bush (WIF) has no worries
mono: TRM & Japanese tourists accompany host to his studio; Max Weinberg cameo
COMM: overstuffed Subshack sandwiches fatten up Jared Fogel (JIF) & friends
skit: underage Sully manages to buy booze for Denise, (host), Donny Bartolotti
skit catchphrase betrays secret identity of Moleculo, The Molecular Man (host)
skit: Right Said Fred (host) & other one-hit wonders give Napster testimony
song: musical guest performs "Everything Is Different Now"
skit (HOS) is distressed to learn that he lost his taint in a car accident
FILM "Find The Black People At The Knick Game" by RBS- off-the-court, not many
show during a concert, Deandra Wells barely avoids a mutiny by her band
comm Marc Rich (CHK) can afford to be against a tax cut because he doesn't pay
song musical guest performs "The Heart Of The Matter"
show: SportsCentury- black opponents end career of boxing pioneer (host)


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07c Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters
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cold: 21 years ago in teenage AMP's bedroom, host counsels her about the future
mono: Richie Sambora [real] & other audience members want host to sing
song: Bon Jovi performs "Lost Highway"
show: Ohhh!- game show elicits New Jerseyites' (FRA), (host), (DAH) outbursts
misc Nobel recipient Al Gore (DAH) shows off the contents of his trophy room
FILM: "People Getting Punched Just Before Eating"- ANS slugs hungry folks
comm: for some reason, Dane Cook (JAS) promotes American League pennant series
show La Rivista Della Televisione- cultural misunderstandings baffle host
news ahead of the writers' strike, scab-to-be Rosa Santiago (MAR) tells jokes
news naked guy using a cellphone (ANS) walks onto the Weekend Update set
news: political comedian Nicholas Fehn (FRA) can't formulate a thought
song: Foo Fighters performs "The Pretender"
skit during an alien attack, lost purse preoccupies spaceship captain (KRW)
comm Dane Cook (JAS) puts his stamp on National League pennant series promo
COMM NBC is the proud home for broadcasts of Notre Dame's awful football team
skit in 1984, host's new band is skeptical of his eponymous naming idea
comm: Iconoclasts- Bjork (KRW) & Charles Barkley (KET) visit Cheesecake Factory
misc: Jack Nicholson [real] introduces Bon Jovi
misc: at closing, Bon Jovi performs "Who Says You Can't Go Home"



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