Re: Dane Cook Strikes Again....

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cooks_poop_problem...

How about this. Have you heard about this? This is totally awesome,
man, you know. Whoooo! How about that weather? You know what the
weather is like out there? Did you guys all see Dan in Real life? One
night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I
was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizazz.
I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should
use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it
the SUperFInger (or SU-FI). How about that?

(I couldn't steal a bit like that off of Louis C.K.)