FluffFriday: Tracy Morgan confesses to loving anal sex, Lorne Michaels; put the two together...?
Taylor
First Posted: 10-22-09 05:23 PM | Updated: 10-22-09 10:30 PM
Huffington Post, McCawEntertainment.com
Read More: 30 Rock, Anal, Anal Sex, Lorne Michaels, Television, Tracy
Morgan, Entertainment News
Marge Simpson graces the cover of the November Playboy, and though she
won't be getting completely naked it's worth picking up the magazine
for its delightfully coarse interview with Tracy Morgan. He answers 20
questions, from when he had his first sexual experience (age 8) to how
he finally got sober (after seeing his son's disgust) to his outlook
on eating the 'brown hole' (enthusiastic!) Here are some highlights:
On Lorne Michaels' post-racial powers:
He's been like a dad to me. I remember when I was on Saturday Night
Live my first year and I wasn't getting much. I was down; I was ready
to quit. It was three o'clock in the morning, man, I'll never forget.
Makes me want to cry sometimes when I think about it. I love that man.
I love that man. [long pause; starts to cry] I'm sorry, man. Excuse
me. [another long pause] Son of a bitch... motherfucker's good. I
remember one time Lorne took me to his office, and he said, "Tracy,
you are here not because you're black. You're here because you're
fucking funny, man." [bursts into tears again; wipes face with shirt]
Changed my whole perspective. I wasn't so guarded anymore. I knew
white people weren't so fucked-up. I could've fallen into some dark
shit, but he wouldn't let me. I left his office, and I was crying for,
like, two hours. It made all the difference to me, not just for my
career but for my life. They say every Jewish man is supposed to love
one black motherfucker in this life. I'm glad Lorne Michaels chose me.
On his midwife skills:
I've got my third-degree black belt and I've gotten several women
pregnant, so I've moved on to other things. These days I'm into bike
riding and breaking water. I like breaking women's water. If you're
pregnant and you need your water broken, you need your labor induced,
give me a call and I'll ride my bike over and take care of it.
On his passion for anal:
I like fucking ass! Ain't nothin' like the butthole. The ass is a
delicacy, goddamn it. I'd put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown
hole, that's when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes]
You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy
her. I didn't invent it. You think I was the first one to think of
having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I'm quite sure Adam fucked Eve
in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was
screaming like a motherfucker.
You can read the entire Playboy interview here.
Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/22/tracy-morgan-loves-anal-s_n_330320.html
Syvyn11
"Taylor" <micr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Trust me, I've read enough.
Antonio E. Gonzalez
wrote:
Considering ass is suppossed to be tighter, the man's easy to
understand; gotta love candid honesty!
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Charlie
> On Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:24:42 -0700 (PDT), Taylor <micros...@gmail.com>
>
> Considering ass is suppossed to be tighter, the man's easy to
> understand; gotta love candid honesty!
>
> --
>
> - ReFlex76
I love Tracy. He and his character should be the poster boy for all
black men to idolize and be like. Because when I think of black men
he is the perfect candidate as a role model. I think he's a better
role model for black youth than obama who is half white anyhow. Tracy
is all black. And he's funny.
TheChris
news:l605e5du2tnqvv12k...@4ax.com:
> Considering ass is suppossed to be tighter, the man's easy to
> understand; gotta love candid honesty!
>
You want candid honesty??? I took a dump today.... How awesome am I for
saying that! :) This guy has no 'inner filter'
I read this thing and had more questions coming out than I did going in
:)
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Jim Sumner
Lorne has got to be bisexual, he's been sending out that vibe for
decades.
Jim Sumner
You think he's a good role model? He's bragging about eating
asshole.......?
Charlie
Yea, he's a typical negro.