OH GOD THIS SNL EPISODE IS HORRIBLE

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Apr 12, 2008, 11:18:47 PM4/12/08

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HORRIBLE SIMPLY HORRIBLE

WHY NBC WHY

WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR VIEWERS SO

PLEASE TAKE THIS CRAP OFF THE AIR

The Citizen

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Apr 13, 2008, 5:14:49 AM4/13/08

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I don't know what you're talking. I caught the west coast repeat of
tonight's show and thought it was a pretty funny episode, despite that
D-bag Ashton™ hosting.

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The Citizen
"And how can we win when fools can be kings?"

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mr&ms

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Apr 13, 2008, 10:37:09 AM4/13/08

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ronnie

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Apr 13, 2008, 11:06:53 AM4/13/08

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On Apr 13, 10:37 am, paa...@webtv.net (mr&ms) wrote:
> Who was the tall woman ,on the Cougars skit,that came out late in the
> skit and the audience went wild over?
>
>

Cameron Diaz.

mr&ms

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Apr 13, 2008, 6:00:19 PM4/13/08

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dave

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Apr 14, 2008, 1:27:59 AM4/14/08

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"Col. Angus" <BigM...@DeepSouth.orc> wrote in message
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>
> Are you kidding??? That "Cougar's Den" skit was *!!F-U-N-NY!!*
> I'm going to see if I can find it online.
>
> "My girlfriend said she couldn't go out with me because I was a pedophile.
> I said that's a pretty big word for a 10 year old!"
>
> Ha! Ha! Ha!
>
> ---
>
> C.A. (retired)

I agree, the Cougar's Den skit has much potential, and I hope that it
becomes part of the SNL skit kit. The line: I just tell him that it won't
be as gross as he thinks, was the first SNL joke that made me LOL in several
years. The rest of the show was pretty good, definitely above average in a
mediocre season.

Richard Thomas

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Apr 14, 2008, 7:59:08 PM4/14/08

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On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:27:59 GMT, "dave" <da...@fish.net> wrote:

>I agree, the Cougar's Den skit has much potential, and I hope that it
>becomes part of the SNL skit kit. The line: I just tell him that it won't
>be as gross as he thinks, was the first SNL joke that made me LOL in several
>years. The rest of the show was pretty good, definitely above average in a
>mediocre season.

Have to disagree. It was the first SNL sketch that I've actually
fast-forwarded through before it got to the end. It had me cringing
and reminded me of that Brooklyn women's talkshow thing (whatever it's
called).

Rich
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The Chris

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Apr 15, 2008, 4:15:41 PM4/15/08

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"Col. Angus" <BigM...@DeepSouth.orc> wrote in news:GqnMj.9535$682.1242
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> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Are you kidding??? That "Cougar's Den" skit was *!!F-U-N-NY!!*
> I'm going to see if I can find it online.
>
> "My girlfriend said she couldn't go out with me because I was a pedophile.
> I said that's a pretty big word for a 10 year old!"
>
> Ha! Ha! Ha!
>
> ---
>
> C.A. (retired)

A blow-joy????

Best line of the night :)

just bob

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Apr 15, 2008, 7:08:20 PM4/15/08

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And co-star of the hosts movie. Can they fit in any more plugs?

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3finger

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Apr 16, 2008, 2:11:41 AM4/16/08

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In article <45c12$48017b47$a6666858$17...@ALLTEL.NET>,

"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noe...@here.invalid> wrote:

I love it when people post how much they hate the episode at least 10
minutes before it even starts airing on the East Coast. Impressive.

The Chris

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Apr 16, 2008, 9:18:00 AM4/16/08

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"Col. Angus" <BigM...@DeepSouth.orc> wrote in news:9TbNj.112$5F3.41
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> The Chris wrote:
>> A blow-joy????
>>
>> Best line of the night :)
>
>

> YEP!!! I could *NOT* believe they got away with that line! :-D
>
> ----
>
> C.A. (retired)
>
>:D 8) 8D
>

I can't believe she said it so effortlessly... Talk about potential for a
freudian slip! :)

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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Apr 17, 2008, 10:45:27 PM4/17/08

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"3finger" <cubfan2...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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DID YOU SEE THAT EPISODE

MY GOD IT WAS FULL OF STARS

Dennis M. Hammes

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Apr 18, 2008, 4:50:30 AM4/18/08

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So open the pod bay doors, Hal.

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Aratzio

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Apr 18, 2008, 10:27:18 AM4/18/08

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On Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:50:30 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, "Dennis M.
Hammes" <scraw...@arvig.net> bloviated:

>Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:
>
>> "3finger" <cubfan2...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
>> news:cubfan23NOSPAM-2BE...@70-3-168-216.area5.spcsdns.net...
>>
>>>In article <45c12$48017b47$a6666858$17...@ALLTEL.NET>,
>>>"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noe...@here.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>HORRIBLE SIMPLY HORRIBLE
>>>>
>>>>WHY NBC WHY
>>>>
>>>>WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR VIEWERS SO
>>>>
>>>>PLEASE TAKE THIS CRAP OFF THE AIR
>>>
>>>I love it when people post how much they hate the episode at least 10
>>>minutes before it even starts airing on the East Coast. Impressive.
>>
>>
>>
>> DID YOU SEE THAT EPISODE
>>
>> MY GOD IT WAS FULL OF STARS
>>
>
>So open the pod bay doors, Hal.

You know I can't do that, Dave.

Dennis M. Hammes

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Apr 19, 2008, 2:34:11 AM4/19/08

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Aratzio wrote:

Then I will reach into your box, Hal, and pull out your little lamb.

Ubiquitous

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Apr 29, 2008, 5:49:10 AM4/29/08

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noe...@here.invalid wrote:

Of course it is!

And this surprises you because?

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