SNL reruns this week (May 4-10)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (04-May-13) is new:

12s Zach Galifianakis / Of Monsters & Men


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

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12k Jennifer Lawrence / The Lumineers
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cold Piers Morgan (TAK) Tonight- Lance Armstrong (JAS) doesn't quite apologize
mono in advance of the Oscars, host trash-talks fellow Best Actress nominees
COMM Starbucks' robobarista Verismo brings coffee & bad customer service home
show Girlfriends Talk Show- new-in-school punk rocker (host) drives a wedge
skit Katniss (host) & Peeta (TAK) field questions at postgame press conference
COMM The Hobbit's tale will be stretched thin during 18 additional movies
skit menacing waitress (host) goes beyond charmingly-mean vibe of theme diner
song musical guest performs "Ho Hey"
news all of Anthony Crispino's showbiz gossip items are in need of correction
show Top Dog Chef- canine cooks create meals from garbage bag ingredients
skit intern (host) joins forlorn yet fervid Richard & Buffalo at radio gig
song musical guest performs "Stubborn Love"
FILM "Danielle (host)"- sex pervades flimsy plot of European movie from 1975
skit soldier's (TIR) Civil War letters to (host) request she send a tit pic

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 04-May-13
[none]

Su 05-May-13
VH1 11:00am 11k Charles Barkley / Kelly Clarkson
VH1 12:05pm 11e Charlie Day / Maroon 5
VH1 1:10pm 11h Steve Buscemi / The Black Keys
VH1 2:15pm 11c BES / Foster The People
VH1 3:00am 11c BES / Foster The People
VH1 4:00am 11e Charlie Day / Maroon 5

Mo 06-May-13
VHC 7:00pm 00b Kate Hudson / Radiohead

Tu 07-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 00b Kate Hudson / Radiohead
VHC 7:00pm 01i Ellen Degeneres / No Doubt

We 08-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 01i Ellen Degeneres / No Doubt
VHC 7:00pm 01p Cameron Diaz / Jimmy Eat World

Th 09-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 01p Cameron Diaz / Jimmy Eat World
VHC 7:00pm 02t DAA / Beyonce

Fr 10-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 02t DAA / Beyonce
VH1 1:30am 06b Jaime Pressly / Corinne Bailey Rae
VH1 2:30am 06c John C. Reilly / My Chemical Romance


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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00b Kate Hudson / Radiohead
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cold: in second debate, Al Gore (DAH) & George W. Bush (WIF) find common ground
mono: lesser-known Laugh-In scions help host get back to her roots
skit: coed's (host) televised Spring Break wildness embarrasses her parents
TOON "X-Presidents" by RBS- two-party rule repels threat from independents
show: Inside The Actors Studio- Drew Barrymore (host) recalls magical career
skit: Sully loves that his sister (host) is dating Nomar Garciaparra [real]
song: musical guest performs "The National Anthem"
news JIF uses foreign footage to show that NYC is nuts for the Subway Series
news JIF's Meet The Parents review consists of aping BES & Robert DeNiro
news Bill Clinton (DAH) doesn't think much of the presidential candidates
skit: Woodrow brings host to the sewer to pitch his movie script idea
show: Meet The Press- Tim Russert (DAH) gives Hillary Clinton (ANG) a hard time
show: Rabun (MAR) To Shuri (host)- Japanese sitcom mirrors Laverne & Shirley
song musical guest performs "Idioteque"
comm castmembers deliver a PSA against voting while intoxicated


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01i Ellen Degeneres / No Doubt
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cold: Osama bin Laden (WIF) tape reveals that terrorists were reluctant martyrs
mono: host admits that her declaration of homosexuality was a publicity stunt
skit: Marty & Bobbi perform a medley at a shopping mall Nativity scene
skit federal agent Kitty Singleton (host) is terrible at hand-to-hand combat
TOON "The Narrator That Ruined Christmas" by RBS- snowman visits Ground Zero
song: musical guest performs "Hey Baby"
news TRM suggests creative romantic holiday gifts for your spouse
news: JIF, TIF, Rudolph Giuliani [real] sing "Will You Love Me Tomorrow?"
skit host's Mango obsession creates backlash among lesbian media heavyweights
skit: panic over forgotten household chores causes family to cut its trip short
MISC My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey- "sighing" on Mars in chapter 917
skit (WIF)'s kids (SEM) & (AMP) don't meet his new girlfriend (host) halfway
misc: Dick Cheney (DAH) imagines happy Christmas ditty by HOS, CHK, TRM, JIF
song musical guest performs "Hella Good"
misc: Rudolph Giuliani [real] wishes peace from Rockefeller Center skating rink


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01p Cameron Diaz / Jimmy Eat World
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cold: in Lamaze class, Marty & pregnant Bobbi perform a gestation medley
mono: host & her butt choreographer (WIF) have a booty-shaking contest
show: 17th Annual Auto Show Spokeswoman Awards- gushy (CHP) savors historic win
show: MTV Spring Break- (host) & (MAR) dance to "That Don't Impress Me Much"
misc: dozy Donald Sutherland (WIF) & Glenn Close (ANG) do an Oscars-like segue
show Astronaut Jones- voyage to Jupiter yields spacebabes (host), (MAR), (AMP)
comm after a brief retirement, Celine Dion (ANG) sings & talks of motherhood
show Gorgeous Living With Prunella Watson (AMP)- sloppiness equals style
news: TIF gives her take on terrorism & the Middle East situation
news: Denzel Washington (DEE) & Halle Berry (MAR) are still on an Oscar high
news: following a breakdown, robot TIF is replaced with another unit
news self-aggrandizing Geraldo Rivera (DAH) says he'll end war in Middle East
news Jasper Hahn & (host) sing double entendre songs about Fuzzy Buddy puppets
song: musical guest performs "The Middle"
skit (WIF) notes gender differences between Mr. Peepers & Miss Peeps (host)
show: shy Japanese girl group Crash Papaya performs boisterously on MTV4
song musical guest performs "Sweetness"
MISC My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey- glistening breasts in chapter 750


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02t DAA / Beyonce
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cold: Hardball- Al Sharpton (TRM) has little chance to become president in 2004
mono: DAA & JIB perform "Time Won't Let Me"
show Top O' The Morning- William's dad (DAA) & many siblings fill the bar
skit: Buddy Mills introduces son (Kip King) & reconciles with old friend (DAA)
skit: Donald joins a biker gang while The Falconer sinks in quicksand
TOON: by RBS- Ben Affleck buys Jennifer Lopez a Robert Duvall look-alike dog
show Versace (MAR) Backyard Barbeque- Anna Nicole Smith (John Goodman) visits
song: musical guest & Jay-Z [real] perform "Crazy In Love"
news: Drunk Girl thinks she's in a tanning bed & flashes JIF
news: in a terrible re-enactment, CHK recapitulates his career at SNL
show Astronaut Jones & (DAA) encounter yet another busty space vixen (MAR)
skit canines sample the cuisine at an upscale restaurant run by & for dogs
song musical guest performs "Dangerously In Love"
comm Sam Elliott (DAA) stays dry with Dr. Deacon's Haunch Crack Powder


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06b Jaime Pressly / Corinne Bailey Rae
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cold: Dennis Hastert (DAH) tells of Mark Foley's deep interest in page program
mono: host's song is interrupted by castmembers dressed as southern stereotypes
show: Nancy Grace (AMP)- interviewees (ANS), (host), (KET) dodge accusations
MISC: New York City Stories- Martin Scorsese (FRA) & Rosie Perez (AMP) on NYC
skit record exec (host) hears antonym-based lyrics of Jon Bovi (JAS) & (WLF)
show: TV reporter Michelle Dison (KRW) awkwardly hits on interviewee (host)
MISC: New York City Stories- Lou Reed (FRA) & Patti Smith (AMP) on CBGB
skit principal (BIH) meets with unruly wigga's (host) stepmom Virginiaca (KET)
song: musical guest performs "Put Your Records On"
news: Peter O'Toole (BIH) thinks Mark Foley is unworthy of the term "alcoholic"
news: Fugly Betsy (FRA) stars in Ugly Betty knock-off produced by Charo (MAR)
skit: Nascarettes (host), (FRA), (KRW), (AMP), (MAR) dance on the racetrack
MISC New York City Stories- Fran Lebowitz (FRA) & Yoko Ono (AMP) opine
skit ceiling fan cuts down corporate consulting of Big Wigs (host) & (AMP)
skit vile Kuato (ANS) in (BIH)'s abdomen creeps out fellow partygoers
song musical guest performs "Like A Star"
skit: daft & indiscreet (host) & (KRW) sip hot cider on a pleasant fall evening
misc A Moment With The Out-Of-Breath Jogger (ANS) From 1982 is a time capsule


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06c John C. Reilly / My Chemical Romance
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cold: George W. Bush (WLF) acknowledges Iraq failures but remains optimistic
mono: James Lipton (WIF) incorrectly credits host during his hagiography
skit: Colonial Williamsburg role accuracy is a pretense for (host)'s racism
skit: (WLF) learns strokes while strapped to unorthodox swim instructor (host)
show Kim Jong Il (AMP) flaunts nukes & asks North Koreans to sacrifice
skit personal trainer (host) doesn't know what to make of insouciant A-holes
song: musical guest performs "Welcome To The Black Parade"
news Flava Flav (KET) assigns cheeky nicknames to female politicians
news: AMP leaves a note for SEM upon heading to Colorado for hassle-free weed
skit (host) alternately gorges on Mexican food & pines for ex-boyfriend (FRA)
comm: House Of Carters- brothers Nick (JAS) & Aaron (ANS) argue & make up
FILM: whaler Harpoon Man (host) hunts his derogative orca balladeer (ANS)
skit Mr. McMillan (host) relays family Oreo tradition to unreceptive son (ANS)
skit scientists (host) & (MAR) sing to mourn the end of Operation Bearshark
skit Mr. McMillan can't interest Little Brother (KET) in family Oreo tradition
song musical guest performs "Cancer"
skit Mr. McMillan's dad (JAS) denies authenticity of family Oreo tradition


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11c BES / Foster The People
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cold: GOP fundraisers wish Chris Christie (BOM) would obviate Mitt Romney (JAS)
mono: BES visits Jewish Willy Wonka's (ANS) kosher wonderland during Yom Kippur
COMM: Lincoln Financial Group- (JAS) will have sex with his future self (JAS)
show: Fox & Friends- Hank Williams, Jr. (JAS) won't apologize for Obama remarks
COMM: Lincoln Financial Group- (BIH) meets his fat & suicidal future self (BIH)
show The Best Of Both Worlds- manly Daniel Radcliffe (Hugh Jackman) is musical
FILM: "V-Necks"- (ANS) & (BES) show their chests in a clothing store showdown
misc going to commercial, Hank Williams, Jr. (JAS) asks "Are you ready?"
song: musical guest performs "Pumped Up Kicks"
news event planner Nan Washingtom's (KRW) lone party theme idea is "pancakes"
news: look no further than the party held by Derek Zoolander (BES) & Stefon
skit at a Halloween party, sexy & foul Shana mixes her co-workers' emotions
COMM: Lincoln Financial Group- (BES) is drawn to his female future self (BES)
COMM: Under-Underground Columbus Day Assblast features Eckhart Tolle (BES)
comm: Just The Stories- DVDs have Bruce Springsteen's (BES) between-song tales
song musical guest & Kenny G [real] perform "Houdini"
COMM: Tinyballs- Moneyball follow-up dramatizes role of steroids in baseball


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11e Charlie Day / Maroon 5
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cold the ghost of Moammar Gaddafi (FRA) says his final farewells from Hell
mono relaxed host puts out by playing piano & harmonica; Danny DeVito cameo
COMM Kim's (NAP) Fairytale Divorce- Kardashians make a spectacle of separation
show The Dr. Oz (BIH) Show- (host)'s dead rectum isn't treated discreetly
skit on Mount Olympus, Greek gods dodge blame for Hellenic economic woes
show Getting Freaky- Cee Lo Green (KET) helps (ANS) & (ABE) enliven marriage
COMM more hack stand-ups are along for the second Kings Of Catchphrase tour
song musical guest performs "Moves Like Jagger"
news Rick Perry (BIH) is as loopy as he seemed during his New Hampshire speech
news A Closer Look At Europe- SEM summarizes the continental financial crisis
news eternally-nervous Judy Grimes free-associates quickly & peripatetically
skit on a movie set, actor (host) has trouble during a scene with a dolphin
song musical guest & Travie McCoy [real] perform "Stereo Hearts"
skit (host) belies ignorance while investigating murder in Seinfeld apartment
COMM Lil Poundcake {rerun}


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11h Steve Buscemi / The Black Keys
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cold Barack Obama (FRA) is number 11 on his list of America's Most Powerful
mono supporting characters ask host how he made the leap to a leading role
COMM Frozen Mexican Dinner instantly cures musician's (PAB) constipation
show The Miley Cyrus (VAB) Show- Whitney Houston (MAR) is cautionary drug tale
FILM "Batman (ANS)"- Commissioner Gordon's (host) privacy is sneakily invaded
show Dateline NBC- Keith Morrison (BIH) gets off on murderer's (host) deeds
skit investigation clears creepy college coach (host) of pedophilia suspicions
song musical guest performs "Lonely Boy"
news aura of adultery surrounds suspension of Herman Cain's (KET) campaign
news the holidays find Drunk Uncle (BOM) unhappy with the direction of society
skit co-worker's (VAB) pending promotion overstimulates surprise-loving Sue
COMM erotic chef (host) contributes to Ed Vincent's tepid Couples Workshop
song musical guest performs "Gold On The Ceiling"
misc (host) unpacks & comments on Christmas ornaments for Sheila (KRW) to hang


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11k Charles Barkley / Kelly Clarkson
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cold Rick Santorum (ANS) vows to bravely campaign in every county in the USA
mono host is endorsing female-skewing brands like Weight Watchers & Ann Taylor
COMM Chantix side effects make smoker (KRW) think about killing husband (BIH)
show Inside The NBA- Charles Barkley (KET) & Shaquille O'Neal (host) goof off
show White People Problems- host shakes his head at complaining Caucasians
COMM corporate sponsors present oddball college football bowl games on ESPN
skit (host)'s fiance (PAB) & friends find it hard to believe she's a lesbian
COMM host's Post Game Translator App reveals coaches' & players' true thoughts
song musical guest performs "What Doesn't Kill You"
news with her presidential bid ended, Michele Bachmann (KRW) can finally blink
news a series of disclaimers precedes Nicholas Fehn's planned critique of SEM
news Drunk Uncle's chosen New Year's resolution is to lament cultural change
skit Cecil's girlfriend's father (JAS) prefers impish frolics to football game
show In Memoriam reel at Adult Video Awards honors deceased porn practitioners
COMM Convoluted Jerry's (ANS) album contains songs with complicated syntax
song musical guest performs "Mr. Know It All"
skit Mayan chief (host) takes issue with work of calendar makers (FRA) & (BIH)



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