SNL reruns this week (Jul 21-27)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (21-Jul-12) is a rerun:

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11u WIF / Usher
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cold petulant Joe Biden (JAS) commiserates with his buddy George W. Bush (WIF)
mono for Mother's Day, WIF goes script-free to express love for his mom [real]
COMM (KRW) hopes Nasaflu will put an end her husband's (WIF) sneeze-yells
skit Marty & Bobbi perform a medley at a lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender prom
show Pete Twinkle & Greg Stink cover female golfers during O.J. Simpson chase
FILM ANS & Justin Bieber [real] celebrate greatest hits of 100 Digital Shorts
song musical guest performs "Scream"
news incredulous SEM says "Really!?!" to Time Magazine breastfeeding cover
news Nicolas Cage (ANS) pictures himself in Liam Neeson's [real] movie roles
skit 2012 Funkytown Debate- groovy mayoral candidates (KET) & (WIF) face off
show Broadway Sizzle- (WIF) accidentally sings women's parts on cable access
song musical guest performs "Climax"
skit Hamilton & other unwanted toasters mar a 25th wedding anniversary party
COMM Almost Pizza {rerun}

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1;
all times EDT:

Sa 21-Jul-12
11:00am 04l Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson
noon xxx Best of DAC

Su 22-Jul-12
[none]

Mo 23-Jul-12
[none]

Tu 24-Jul-12
[none]

We 25-Jul-12
[none]

Th 26-Jul-12
[none]

Fr 27-Jul-12
4:00pm 04h Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child
5:00pm 04i Topher Grace / The Killers
8:00pm xxx SNL: The Women


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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04h Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child
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cold: Craig Fenson reads more naughty-sounding names of suspected terrorists
mono: host & Kermit (Steve Whitmire)- "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
COMM Woomba- the automated feminine hygiene product enforces vaginal freshness
show Pranksters- (host) equates chainsaw dismemberment with wacky hijinks
skit: oblivious (host) wonders why his gay-acting son (SEM) hasn't yet married
show: Prince (FRA) Christmas Special- host, Star Jones (KET), Al Reynolds (FIM)
FILM by RBS- on Christmas, Santa skips red states to bitch with liberal celebs
skit: Donald Trump (DAH) tapes a Christmas-themed promo for The Apprentice
song: musical guest & Lil' Wayne [real] perform "Soldier"
news violent prayers of street preacher Leviticus (ROR) are off-putting
news Abe Scheinwald doesn't share grandson's (SEM) yen for cinematic subtlety
skit: mole (HOS) clumsily employs Italian stereotypes to infiltrate the mafia
song musical guest performs "Cater 2 U"
skit: Christmas With The Cat Lady (host) comprises one-sided chats with felines
FILM: "Bear City" by T. Sean Shannon- anthropomorphic ursines go caroling
misc HOS & Muppets Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal perform happy Christmas ditty


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04i Topher Grace / The Killers
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cold: eloquent Bill Clinton (DAH) usurps George W. Bush (WLF) press conference
mono: host answers questions of Terrell & other audience members
skit: Trucker Talk- rig drivers bemoan breakup of Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston
skit: black paramedics (KET) & (FIM) won't respond to emergencies on MLK Day
show CBS Evening Fraudulent Document Update- Dan Rather (DAH) apologizes
skit (host) is uneasy about losing virginity to elderly brothel worker (RAD)
song: musical guest performs "Somebody Told Me"
NEWS by Alison Jackson- party footage shows Prince Harry in Nazi garb
news: Cliff (KET) & Claire (MAR) Huxtable offer themselves as good role models
skit arty Noony (FRA) & Nuni (MAR) welcome (host) & (RAD) to their home
show Hardball- Howard Dean (ROR), Armstrong Williams (KET), Zell Miller (WLF)
skit: poor exchange rates subject dollar (AMP) to taunting by other currencies
song musical guest performs "Mr. Brightside"


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04l Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson
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cold: nuke-wielding Kim Jong Il (HOS) makes demands at fawning press conference
mono: host & AMP plug Arrested Development so that it won't be cancelled
COMM: me-Harmony.com matches narcissists with their opposite-sex alter egos
show: Monkeys Throwing Poop At Celebrities- Sean Connery (DAH) gets hit
MISC An Important Moment In Black History- Kenny Wilkins (FIM) nixes skydiving
comm: The Best of T.T. (MAR) & Mario (KET)- songs all refer to getting freaky
skit subway passenger (host) empties his wallet for pushy in-car performers
MISC An Important Moment In Black History- Kenny Wilkins nixes direct deposit
song: musical guest performs "Since You've Been Gone"
news: Prince Charles (SEM) thinks Camilla Parker Bowles (FRA) is quite a catch
news TIF & AMP sing "War Is All Around" in honor of Condoleezza Rice
news: not wanting to anger Bill Cosby, KET passes on a chance to denigrate him
show Gays In Space- homosexual rocketmen encounter sperm-seeking lesbians
skit: in the voiceover booth, Bill Kurtis (DAH) mixes graphic script & chitchat
MISC An Important Moment In Black History- Kenny Wilkins nixes sushi
song musical guest performs "Breakaway"
show Rap Night- Chubb Hotty sings a duet with his girlfriend (musical guest)
skit students at a public speaking workshop exhibit presentational defects



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