Sickest Skit Ever On SNL
jimmy mills
Metlhd3138
puppy(inspiration for something about mary?) and massive headwound harry to
name a few.
Vincent M. Palamara
with Tobacco juice from several "players".
Vince
BobKinDC
>ago with John Goodman as host.There was a skit where all these venomous
>cobra's were on this airplane terrifying the passengers. and killing
>people on board by biting them and eventually biting the pilot. and
>causing him to crash the plane and it burst into flames killing everyone
>on the plane. and then if that wasnt bad enough after that they showed a
>cobra with fire behind it talking about what it could do and would do to
>people.
>
>IMHO THIS IS SICK AND VERY UNFUNNY AND IN VERY POOR TASTE
Yeah, if the general public realized how many cobra swarms actually happen on
commercial flights... <g>
Maakies is about the sickest I've ever seen.
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SJim67
of the unfunniest.
Now then, one of the funniest "gross" sketches I remember was Dan Aykroyd as
Julia Child.
Joel Navaroli
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I can't believe no one has mentioned "America's Funniest Hate Videos" with
the exploding heads, or "Wake Up and Smile" with Will eating the veins off
the prosthetic head of the weatherman.
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Vincent M. Palamara
all...@nycap.rr.com wrote:
> Massive headwound harry was pretty sick. I think it was Dana who walks
> into a party with half his head slit open and soaked in blood. At one
> point he bends down and his head comes in contact with Phil and Phil
> recoils in horror. It was funny at the time but not funny anymore, if
> you catch my drift.
You know what is so ironic (following up your thought here)? There were
several skits where Phil was shot, killed, or alluded to murder---examples:
When Miranda Richardson shot at him (1993);
When Dana Carvey shot him when he couldn't paint him, as Dana danced all
around(1986);
When Phil (as Clinton) is warned that his wife will kill him (1994);
When Charlton Heston says that he would kill him in his sleep (12/93);
When Phil says he wants his boss murdered in the NCI (MCI)paradoy
commercial (1993)
There were a few others, as well. In light of what happened, it almost
makes you recoil (I guess it's about as ironic as the skit where John
Belushi dances around a grave).
Vince
>
>
> T
Vincent M. Palamara
Vincent M. Palamara wrote:
> Sickest skit ever: when Melanie Hutsell, as singer Anne Murray, is drenched
> with Tobacco juice from several "players".
>
> Vince
>
Still, the sickest.
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> On Friday March 19th Comedy Central was showing an SNL from a few yrs
> ago with John Goodman as host.There was a skit where all these venomous
> cobra's were on this airplane terrifying the passengers. and killing
> people on board by biting them and eventually biting the pilot. and
> causing him to crash the plane and it burst into flames killing everyone
> on the plane. and then if that wasnt bad enough after that they showed a
> cobra with fire behind it talking about what it could do and would do to
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I'll tell you WHAT'S SICK. On the 5/9/98 episode of SNL w/Matthew Broadwick,
Tenacious D performed a song with lyrics that are related to foot fetishism.
I almost wrote to Lorne complaning about those idiots. BTW, they have a new
HBO special airing next Wednesday. Watch it at your own risk.
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into a party with half his head slit open and soaked in blood. At one
point he bends down and his head comes in contact with Phil and Phil
recoils in horror. It was funny at the time but not funny anymore, if
you catch my drift.
T
C3LorneHop
(in no particular order)
10. Two Fat Ladies
9. The never-ending coming attractions that make all the moviegoers go nuts
8. A Bear Ate My Parents
7. The aforementioned cobra sketch
6. The "Little Woman" parody where the Devil saves the kids from drowning, then
takes their souls and has sex with all of them.
5. The one where Will Ferrell is trying to talk to his mother and his kids make
him mad so he yells at them.
4. The one where Chris and Cheri play the sexually active couple and they make
out in a gym when they're supposed to be working out and Chris nearly pulls
Cheri's sweatpants down.
3. The one where Chris Farley plays a very fat football player who keeps having
heart attacks.
2. The one where the old lady from "Titanic" is brutally beaten for no reason.
1. The one where Will (playing Neil Diamond) confesses that he likes looking at
naughty pictures, that he hates all people with dark skin, and that he once put
clown makeup on his weenie.
I think we'd all be better off without these skits, though they were rather
funny in a morbid way.
Metlhd3138
do remember him explaining it away by saying "he probably smells my dog".
Chris Jackson
Update around 1992-93. This was in the aftermath of a horrific story breaking
about an abused girl who was found being imprisoned in a basement dungeon, and
Kevin remarked something about Bill Clinton planning a similar arrangement for
his own daughter. The crowd seemed shocked, and I remember it got Kevin a
"jeer" in the Canadian TV Guide ("jokes about child abuse? That's not news to
us, Nealon".) Easily the most offensive thing I remember on SNL.
FoxySNL
isn't to far behind in my book.
~*~Foxy~*~
dean
What is that thing on his head? I thinks its a raw steak, correct?
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TheRogue
if I'm wrong!). To be honest the only thing I even liked about that
boring shit was the fact that one guy was in Bob Roberts, and BR was a
great flick. (remember, he was the psycho Republican kid who turns
into a stalker)
Massive Headwound Harry: it was either a piece of raw meat or
sprinkled meat flavoring on it. Great sketch. Definately one of the
sicker ones.
Neil Diamond one ranks up there as my alltime favorite sketches.
Good point on the sad irony re. Farley, Hartman, and Belushi. I never
thought much about art imitating life.
Rogue
Vincent M. Palamara
TheRogue wrote:
Good point on the sad irony re. Farley, Hartman, and Belushi. I never
> thought much about art imitating life.
Regarding Hartman (courtesy all...@nycap.rr.com):And if you think THOSE
are bad it is nothing compared to how many times
> his death is mentioned in NewsRadio! He had Dennis Miller stalking him
> in one, a crazed Santa in the lobby told him he would kill him in
> another, a psychic predicts his death in another, he goes home
> despondent one night and everyone is worried that he killed himself,
> he falls from a ledge with Jon Lovitz> in another and everyone thinks
he's
> dead. He also said his favorite character to play on SNL was Jesus.
> And he was the voice of heaven (and the only one to play it) quite a few
> times on the Simpsons.
> And to top it all off, about 2 weeks before his
> real death he was talking to Elvira on
> the phone, discussing his fathers death just 2 weeks prior from
> alzheimers.
That's right---just as Sinatra, a favorite Hartman character, passed away
about two weeks beforehand (more irony), so did his father.
> He told her that when he goes he hopes he goes quickly. He
> said just that thought made him want to go and hug his kids forever.
You know what is so ironic (following up your thought here)? There were
several skits where Phil was shot, killed, or alluded to
murder---examples:
When Miranda Richardson shot at him (1993);
When Dana Carvey shot him when he couldn't paint him, as Dana danced all
around(1986);
When Phil (as Clinton) is warned that his wife will kill him (1994);
When Charlton Heston says that he would kill him in his sleep (12/93);
When Phil says he wants his boss murdered in the NCI (MCI)paradoy
commercial (1993)
There were a few others, as well. In light of what happened, it almost
makes you recoil (I guess it's about as ironic as the skit where John
Belushi dances around a grave).
>
>
>
> Rogue
Fester
I wish they never made this one.
> 9. The never-ending coming attractions that make all the moviegoers go
nuts
This is one of my favorite recent sketches.
> 8. A Bear Ate My Parents
Dumb. Pointless. But not really sick.
> 7. The aforementioned cobra sketch
Great premise and lines... kinda freaky and sick though.
> 6. The "Little Woman" parody where the Devil saves the kids from
drowning, then
> takes their souls and has sex with all of them.
Very sick.
> 5. The one where Will Ferrell is trying to talk to his mother and his
kids make
> him mad so he yells at them.
This is just annoying.
> 4. The one where Chris and Cheri play the sexually active couple and
they make
> out in a gym when they're supposed to be working out and Chris nearly
pulls
> Cheri's sweatpants down.
I don't like this or the "How Do you Say? Ah, yes. Show."
> 3. The one where Chris Farley plays a very fat football player who
keeps having
> heart attacks.
Never saw this one, but it sounds funny.
> 2. The one where the old lady from "Titanic" is brutally beaten for no
reason.
I would agree if it wasn't for the ending with James Cameron.
> 1. The one where Will (playing Neil Diamond) confesses that he likes
looking at
> naughty pictures, that he hates all people with dark skin, and that he
once put
> clown makeup on his weenie.
Thankfully, I never saw this one.
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saintjames
erection I was a little freaked out.
Tenacios D rock!
SJim67
>
>PRE-CHEW CHARLIE'S!
>
>
LOL. But at least that was funny! Notable in that is was sketch with both Chevy
Chase and Bill Murray in it.
Jordan Davidson
> You know what is so ironic (following up your thought here)? There were
> several skits where Phil was shot, killed, or alluded to murder---examples:
>
> When Miranda Richardson shot at him (1993);
> When Dana Carvey shot him when he couldn't paint him, as Dana danced all
> around(1986);
> When Phil (as Clinton) is warned that his wife will kill him (1994);
> When Charlton Heston says that he would kill him in his sleep (12/93);
> When Phil says he wants his boss murdered in the NCI (MCI)paradoy
> commercial (1993)
>
> There were a few others, as well. In light of what happened, it almost
> makes you recoil (I guess it's about as ironic as the skit where John
> Belushi dances around a grave).
>
I know, man! It's amazing how irony comes back to haunt you like that.
Another example might be Chris Farley's recurring heart attacks in Super Fans
sketches. I know it was the drugs, but looking at those sketches now is kind
of creepy.
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mentioned Terrance Maddox, the nude model. That is the absolute most
disgusting recurring sketch, IMO.
Vincent M. Palamara
Jordan Davidson wrote:
> > You know what is so ironic (following up your thought here)? There were
> > several skits where Phil was shot, killed, or alluded to murder---examples:
> >
> > When Miranda Richardson shot at him (1993);
> > When Dana Carvey shot him when he couldn't paint him, as Dana danced all
> > around(1986);
> > When Phil (as Clinton) is warned that his wife will kill him (1994);
> > When Charlton Heston says that he would kill him in his sleep (12/93);
> > When Phil says he wants his boss murdered in the NCI (MCI)paradoy
> > commercial (1993)
> >
> > There were a few others, as well. In light of what happened, it almost
> > makes you recoil (I guess it's about as ironic as the skit where John
> > Belushi dances around a grave).
> >
> > Vince
>
> I know, man! It's amazing how irony comes back to haunt you like that.
On the one hand, we all got to go sometime (they always said JFK's favorite poem
was "I Have A Rendezvous With Death"...but don't we ALL have a rendezvous with
death?). On the other hand, any death before senility is a tragedy...and it's
doubled for youth (Farley, exactly the same age as his idol, Belushi) and tripled
for murder (Hartman. Oh, well, at least Brynn is burning in hell).
> Another example might be Chris Farley's recurring heart attacks in Super Fans
> sketches. I know it was the drugs, but looking at those sketches now is kind
> of creepy.
You're right! I saw a rerun a couple of weeks ago and one of those sketches was
on. The first thing that popped into my head was, "Oh, my!"
Vince
NOSPAM William
(jimmy mills) wrote:
>
>IMHO THIS IS SICK AND VERY UNFUNNY AND IN VERY POOR TASTE
It was a very funny sketch.....for me to poop on! hahahaaha :o)
Roadogg29
LindstedtJ
olympics and he tried to lift the the dumbbell and his arms ripped off.... now
that was nasty
Vincent M. Palamara
LindstedtJ wrote:
I forgot about that one. I think you might be the winner.
Vince
Matthew B. Tepper
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>
>There was a sketch I think around the 1982 or 1983 season with Robin
>Duke and Tim Kazurinsky as clairvoyants(those who see into the future)
>and guests of this talk show. At one point, Robin looked at Tim and
>then said something like, "EWWW! GROSS!" and then Tim sneezed and a
>'snot-line'(don't know the proper term for this) was hanging out of his
>nostril. Guess you had to be there.
Maybe they were trying to set up a cue for Mary?
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"Vincent M. Palamara" <pala...@telerama.com> wrote:
> Sickest skit ever: when Melanie Hutsell, as singer Anne Murray, is drenched
> with Tobacco juice from several "players".
>
OddsMkr711
saintjames
jimmy mills wrote in message <23055-36F...@newsd-111.bryant.webtv.net>...
On Friday March 19th Comedy Central was showing an SNL from a few yrs
ago with John Goodman as host.There was a skit where all these venomous
cobra's were on this airplane terrifying the passengers. and killing
people on board by biting them and eventually biting the pilot. and
causing him to crash the plane and it burst into flames killing everyone
on the plane. and then if that wasnt bad enough after that they showed a
cobra with fire behind it talking about what it could do and would do to
people.
Alraune
sketch from Monty Python.
Alraune
Alraune
>
>Massive headwound harry was pretty sick. I think it was Dana who
>walks into a party with half his head slit open and soaked in blood.
>At one point he bends down and his head comes in contact with Phil and
>Phil recoils in horror. It was funny at the time but not funny
>anymore, if you catch my drift.
First Harry bends forward and his scalp falls into the dip. Then he
lies back on the white sofa while Jan Hooks is having conniptions.
Finally the dog comes over and starts licking his head, then tugs at
the hanging flap. Dana couldn't keep a straight face by this time, and
it got almost Phil going. Sorry, it's still funny to me. You might as
well turn your head every time Phil Hartman goes over the cliff with
Toonces.
Alraune
all...@nycap.rr.com
T
Steven Levine
has a couple of scripts for sketches that never aired. The most memorable
one is a commercial parody for "Placenta Helper."
-Steve
LindstedtJ
>>walks into a party with half his head slit open and soaked in blood.
>>At one point he bends down and his head comes in contact with Phil and
>>Phil recoils in horror. It was funny at the time but not funny
>>anymore, if you catch my drift.
>
>First Harry bends forward and his scalp falls into the dip. Then he
>lies back on the white sofa while Jan Hooks is having conniptions.
>Finally the dog comes over and starts licking his head, then tugs at
>the hanging flap. Dana couldn't keep a straight face by this time, and
>it got almost Phil going. Sorry, it's still funny to me. You might as
>well turn your head every time Phil Hartman goes over the cliff with
>Toonces.
>
>Alraune
>
>
>
>
>
>
yeah i thought this sketch was pretty sick too, but i have to admit its a
guilty pleasure... especially when the dog chews on him and he says "I think he
smells my dog"
BeatGenie
breaks, and all the anchors go insane and start a cult. Eventually, David gets
his head cut off. My god that was hilarious.
-Ross
TheRogue
Hi hi hi!
Don't have a clue what you're talking about, but if you really did see
it and didn't just have "another relapse," lemme know what year it
was. Sounds like a really funny sketch! Tell me Beat Beat Beat!
Thanks very much,
Rogue
P.S. And if it was another "lapse" seek charter. If you don't get help
from Charter, get help from somewhere.
BobKinDC
>breaks, and all the anchors go insane and start a cult. Eventually, David
>gets
>his head cut off. My god that was hilarious.
>
I love that sketch! It's nice to think that the only thing standing between
these pleasant TV personalities and the Lord of the Flies is a steady
flickering teleprompter.
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milk that would come out of a laughing guy's nose?
Or Dan Aykroyd as Julia Child?
Or the jelly commercial? ("Painful Rectal Itch!" "10,000 Nuns and
Ophans (they were eaten by rats!)" "Monkey Pus!")
Or the very first sketch on the very first show? ("I would like to feed
your fingertips to the wolverines!")
Deat...@webtv.net
with the biggest one of all: Jim Fixx! You know, the guy who wrote
"The Book of Running," who died of a heart attack while (you guessed it)
RUNNING! If that ain't the definition of irony, I don't know what is.
(And neither does Alanis Morrisette, apparently.)
Jarrod Kopp
>I've got just three words for you people:
>
>PRE-CHEW CHARLIE'S!
>
Amen!!!
And let's not forget:
The morning show sketch in which the teleprompter breaks; the show descends
into "Lord of the Flies"; and Will Ferrell rips off David Alan Grier's head,
then eats the flesh to steal his strength
The Bass-O-Matic, when Lorainne Newman sips her raw bass drink and says "Wow!
That's great bass!"
Norm MacDonald tasting "Will Ferrell vomit." (not really a skit, but sick
nontheless...)
The "Handi-Off" commercial
I also thought the "Uncle Roy" sketches with Buck Henry as a child-molesting
babysitter were extremely sick, even though the unsavory stuff was only
suggested. Oh, it was funny... but, damn, that's a sick subject.
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Deat...@webtv.net wrote:
> Or the jelly commercial?
"Flucker's"
> ("Painful Rectal Itch!" "10,000 Nuns and
> Ophans (they were eaten by rats!)" "Monkey Pus!")
"Mangled baby ducks!"
--Dave
Scott Hendrick
the teleprompter broke down on "Wake Up And Smile" -- a morning
TV show. It starred Will Farrell, Nancy Walls, and David Alan Grier.
I thought it was the funniest sketch of the entire year, 1996-1997
season I think.
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>beat...@aol.com (BeatGenie) wrote:
>
>>What about the morning news show, with David Alan Grier, and the
teleprompter
>>breaks, and all the anchors go insane and start a cult. Eventually, David
gets
>>his head cut off. My god that was hilarious.
To...@fred.net
:>What about the morning news show, with David Alan Grier, and the teleprompter
:>breaks, and all the anchors go insane and start a cult. Eventually, David
:>gets
:>his head cut off. My god that was hilarious.
: I love that sketch! It's nice to think that the only thing standing between
: these pleasant TV personalities and the Lord of the Flies is a steady
: flickering teleprompter.
"Wake Up and Smile". It came from out of nowhere late one show, and it
amazed me that someone on the show REMEMBERED "Lord of the Flies".
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Metlhd3138
is selling babies on the black market. IIRC, he kept the babies in a dumpster.
Extremely sick and unfunny (and im a big murphy fan!).
Plhippen
spread out through the show, with the TV hosts & crew getting more primitive
each time.
I thought the sketch about a lawyer representing both O.J. and Louise Woodward
(played by Claire Danes) was pretty tasteless, especially when Louise shook the
ketchup bottle.
Paul
C3LorneHop
>Woodward
>(played by Claire Danes) was pretty tasteless, especially when Louise shook
>the
>ketchup bottle.
No, the sick part was when O.J. (Tim Meadows) thrust his knife down the
ketchup bottle and splattered ketchup everywhere. That was a hilarious skit! I
especially liked the part where the lawyer wakes up to find that his wife has
been killed, his baby has been shaken, and his house has been blown up - TWICE!
Ha ha ha.
By the way, did you know that Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh, and that one
guy who tried to blow up the World Trade Center are all incarcerated in the
same prison in Colorado? They are all grouped together in a section of the
prison jokingly referred to as the "Bomber Wing"!
Roadogg29
bear with a chain saw and they showed this fake blood. Very SIck. Anyone
remember this?
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dealt with a bunch of guys jumping into a pit of animals, or something
like that... If it's not considered sick, then it should at least be
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> By the way, did you know that Ted Kaczynski, Timothy McVeigh, and that one
>guy who tried to blow up the World Trade Center are all incarcerated in the
>same prison in Colorado? They are all grouped together in a section of the
>prison jokingly referred to as the "Bomber Wing"!
If there's an explosion in the prison, how will they figure out who
did it?
--Buster <http://www.rev.net/~aloe/clinton>
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>i think one of the sickest sketches was when Phil Hartman was in the all drug
>olympics and he tried to lift the the dumbbell and his arms ripped off.... now
>that was nasty
I could watch that one over and over again. It was satire with a point
satire. The athlete is treated like an expendable machine. Too much
pain? Dope him up. It was just an exaggeration of what's really going
on. Someone had to make the point. They did it well.
It follows the same principle as research the army did some years
back. Soldiers cost $9000 to train. Head wounds could sideline them.
So they spent your tax money to find ways to return brain-injured
soldiers to combat. Imagine being shot through the head, permanently
maimed, then being returned to battle. That's sick.
If you've seen the Nichols & May funeral sketch, that's also in
questionable taste. But it illustrated a much more sickening scandal
about bereaved families being cheated.
Personally, I found the most offensive sketch to involve the McCaughey
septuplets falling down a well <http://www.rev.net/~aloe/tv#well>.
That's a common method of infanticide in China. Journalists have
reported on the sound and stench. Don't drink the water.
--Buster <http://www.rev.net/~aloe/freedom>
Tomsheahan
>septuplets falling down a well <http://www.rev.net/~aloe/tv#well>.
>That's a common method of infanticide in China. Journalists have
>reported on the sound and stench. Don't drink the water.
>
>
Come on, that sketch was hilarious!