SNL reruns this week (Mar 23-29)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (23-Mar-13) is a rerun:

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12l Adam Levine / Kendrick Lamar
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cold MLK (KET) visits re-inaugrated Barack Obama (JAP) to ask about Beyonce
mono ANS, Cameron Diaz, Jerry Seinfeld [real] vie to be host's comedy coach
COMM creeps (BIH), (BOM), (TAK) use Rosetta Stone to prepare for Thailand trip
show Circle Work- advice of (KET) & (host) comes from a homosexual perspective
COMM The Sopranos Diaries reboots the mob drama in a 1980s high school setting
skit drama queen's (BIH) ex (NAP) leads him to shriek at his fellow firemen
FILM "YOLO"- host & musical guest promote extreme caution; Danny McBride cameo
song musical guest performs "Swimming Pools"
news Arianna Huffington (NAP) supports Hillary Clinton & women in combat
news before the Super Bowl, emotional Ray Lewis (KET) sees divine influence
skit in a bar, host rumbles musically with Pat Monahan (KET) & other crooners
show Catfish- Nev Schulman (host) proves that (AIB) was duped by (JAP) online
song musical guest performs "Poetic Justice"
skit after a concert, host is the latest unlikely conquest for stocky Janet
COMM Joe Biden (JAS) is having an unextravagant inauguration bash in Delaware


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

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12h Jeremy Renner / Maroon 5
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cold Paula Broadwell (CES) reads from her salacious David Petraeus biography
mono host plays piano & sings songs he wrote for action movies he starred in
COMM staying with your parents during a trip home makes for an unfun vacation
show The Californians- Stuart mulls Southland geography & learns he has a son
show The Situation Room- Tampa inquiry fails to shed light on Petraeus scandal
FILM "The Stand Off"- (TAK), (BOM), (host) keep guns aimed; Adam Levine cameo
song musical guest performs "One More Night"
news SEM groups stakeholders in Petraeus scandal into Winners & Losers
news self-described pimp Katt Williams (JAP) explains his erratic behavior
news bossy but grateful Chris Christie [real] addresses Sandy clean-up efforts
skit Hawkeye (host) is the least-useful Avenger when he runs out of arrows
skit actor (JAS) bungles a scene in which he's supposed to be slapped by host
song musical guest performs "Daylight"
TOON Cool Drones- deadly pilotless flying weapons also constitute a boy band
skit in the morgue, (host) can't grasp the concept of body identification

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EST:

Sa 23-Mar-13
VH1 5:25pm xxx Best of WIF, vol. III
VH1 6:30pm xxx Best of WIF

Su 24-Mar-13
VH1 11:30am 07j Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley
VHC noon 98h Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill
VH1 12:35pm 07d Brian Williams / Feist
VHC 1:00pm 98n BIM / Lucinda Williams
VH1 1:40pm 07f Ellen Page / Wilco
VHC 2:00pm 99m Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple
VH1 2:45pm 07g Amy Adams / Vampire Weekend
VHC 3:00pm 02g Robert De Niro / Norah Jones
VHC 4:00pm 06c John C. Reilly / My Chemical Romance
VHC 2:00am 98h Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill
VHC 3:00am 98n BIM / Lucinda Williams

Mo 25-Mar-13
VHC 8:00am 99m Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple
VHC 2:00pm 06c John C. Reilly / My Chemical Romance

Tu 26-Mar-13
VHC 7:00pm 10n DAC / Linkin Park

We 27-Mar-13
VHC 2:00pm 10n DAC / Linkin Park
VHC 7:00pm 10k Jim Carrey / The Black Keys

Th 28-Mar-13
VHC 2:00pm 10k Jim Carrey / The Black Keys
VHC 7:00pm 08b James Franco / Kings Of Leon

Fr 29-Mar-13
VHC 2:00pm 08b James Franco / Kings Of Leon


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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98h Vince Vaughn / Lauryn Hill
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cold oral sex experts testify for Senate committee investigating Bill Clinton
mono: to host's relief, Alfred Hitchcock (DAH) isn't upset about Psycho remake
COMM: Oops! I Crapped My Pants {rerun}
show: Dog Show- David Larry (WIF) & Miss Colleen (MOS) prefer canine company
skit Trent Walker (host) makes a Swinger of Mr. Peepers with a Vegas road trip
skit: spoken-for (host) & (WIF) mislead engaged (JIF) about joys of marriage
COMM: Brew Dude party hat helps college students focus on beer, not books
skit: ghosts of John Lennon (JIF) & Jerry Garcia (HOS) frustrate wisdom seekers
skit gas station employees mull the future in aftermath of Mobil-Exxon merger
news: COQ marvels at Republicans' persistence in pursuing impeachment
news: tree-chained Cinder Calhoun sings "Christmas Chainsaw Massacre"
song: musical guest performs "Doo Wop"
skit cloying cheer of Norman Bates' (host) mother (CHO) precipitated murder
show: Pimp Chat- Bishop Don 'Mack' Donald (TRM) & Pimpin' Kyle (TIM) talk shop
song musical guest performs "Ex-Factor"
skit: Delco Cat Toys salesmen trade macho banter & test quality of new products


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98n BIM / Lucinda Williams
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cold: The Ladies' Man- Stephanie Seymour [real] helps Leon teach love lessons
mono: inspired by the Footloose musical, BIM sings & dances around the stage
skit: competitive couple (BIM) & (MOS) challenges dinner guests to Yahtzee
skit (BIM) leads fellow male Knicks City Dancers in front of unfriendly crowd
COMM: Swill {rerun}
comm: The Quotable Caddyshack- BIM & CHC explain the reference work's utility
show: Morning Latte- minor celebrity (BIM) engages Tom & Cass in vapid banter
news: wistful for coverage, Bill Clinton (DAH) asks media to dig for some dirt
news freshly snubbed by Academy nominators, BIM gives his Oscar picks
song: musical guest performs "Can't Let Go"
skit: because (HOS)'s parents were eaten by a bear, (CHP)'s party is ruined
skit (BIM) spouts gibberish while trying to pose as owner of mystic curio shop
song musical guest performs "Too Cool To Be Forgotten"
comm: Hollywood gynecologist (BIM) has casual attitude toward patients' privacy


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99m Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple
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cold: Nightline- Peanuts characters mourn the passing of Charles Schulz
mono: Gwyneth Paltrow [real] comes on-stage & steals spotlight from host
COMM Victoria's Secret- Marisa's boobs ask "what is desire"
misc going to commercial, G.E. Smith [real] plays guitar
skit: host pretends to be Matt Damon in order to get close to Mango
skit Donny Bartolotti's (host) attentions toward Denise make Sully jealous
TOON: "The All New Adventures of Mr. T" by RBS- Ibsen play is a chance to work
show Fretts Film Forum- small-town movie reviewers offer clever quotables
SHOW FANatic- obsessive (host) wants Anna Nicole Smith (MOS) to be his mom
news: George W. Bush (WIF), John McCain (CHP), Alan Keyes (TIM) speechify
song: musical guest performs "Limp"
skit: salesman (host) is embroiled in Zimmermans' sexy search for a used car
skit: Sally O'Malley barges in on a police academy exercise training session
COMM Trilocaine treats your dandruff & induces horrific hallucinations
show Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven Thousand-Aire?- (host) paws (CHK)


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02g Robert De Niro / Norah Jones
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cold: Craig Fenson (host) reads naughty-sounding names of suspected terrorists
COMM: disclaimers give potential risks associated with McDonald's Big N' Tasty
skit: Thomas Jefferson (host) puts the moves on his slave Sally Hemings (MAR)
skit: gruff theater veteran (host) assumes titular role in Peter Pan production
skit frustrated mall Santa (host) argues with his helper elf girlfriend (MAR)
show U.N. Weapons Inspectors' (JIF) & (host) cursory search comes up empty
show Judge Horace (TRM)- (host) sues girlfriend (HOS) for not losing weight
song: musical guest performs "Don't Know Why"
news: Whitney Houston (MAR) & Bobby Brown (TRM) explain their drug use
news: Marty (CHK) & Sylvia (RAD) Feinblatt are sick about their vacation cruise
show: A Very Versace (MAR) Chanukah- Siegfried (Harvey Keitel) & Roy (host)
skit car salesman (host) slaps customer (SEM) to get him to buy options
skit divorced dad (host) uses bedtime story to badmouth ex-wife to son (CHK)
song musical guest performs "Come Away With Me"
skit countermeasures aimed at a giant radioactive bear just make things worse


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06c John C. Reilly / My Chemical Romance
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cold: George W. Bush (WLF) acknowledges Iraq failures but remains optimistic
mono: James Lipton (WIF) incorrectly credits host during his hagiography
skit: Colonial Williamsburg role accuracy is a pretense for (host)'s racism
skit: (WLF) learns strokes while strapped to unorthodox swim instructor (host)
show Kim Jong Il (AMP) flaunts nukes & asks North Koreans to sacrifice
skit personal trainer (host) doesn't know what to make of insouciant A-holes
song: musical guest performs "Welcome To The Black Parade"
news Flava Flav (KET) assigns cheeky nicknames to female politicians
news: AMP leaves a note for SEM upon heading to Colorado for hassle-free weed
skit (host) alternately gorges on Mexican food & pines for ex-boyfriend (FRA)
comm: House Of Carters- brothers Nick (JAS) & Aaron (ANS) argue & make up
FILM: whaler Harpoon Man (host) hunts his derogative orca balladeer (ANS)
skit Mr. McMillan (host) relays family Oreo tradition to unreceptive son (ANS)
skit scientists (host) & (MAR) sing to mourn the end of Operation Bearshark
skit Mr. McMillan can't interest Little Brother (KET) in family Oreo tradition
song musical guest performs "Cancer"
skit Mr. McMillan's dad (JAS) denies authenticity of family Oreo tradition


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07d Brian Williams / Feist
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cold: Barack Obama [real] at Bill (DAH) & Hillary (AMP) Clinton Halloween party
COMM packaging is only differentiating feature of Maybelline makeup for men
show: Bronx Beat- fireman (host) gives home safety preparedness suggestions
skit TV actor (host) reacts poorly to the news he won't be in spin-off series
show sweepstakes winner's (host) subdued reaction baffles cheery Cheryl (KRW)
FILM: narcisstic host documents his day; Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Bono cameos
song: musical guest performs "1 2 3 4"
news: innumerate studio head (FRA) gives producers' side of writer strike
news: Barbara Birmingham rails against kids' sexy Halloween costumes
show Larry King (FRA) Live- Harry Potter outtakes depict gay Dumbledore (BIH)
COMM (FRA)'s testimonial explains how the iPhone helps him cheat on his wife
skit Bill Richardson (HOS) & other Democrats conspire to stop Hillary Clinton
song musical guest performs "I Feel It All"
skit: host rejects new news theme ideas in favor of his own 007-style concept


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07f Ellen Page / Wilco
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cold: Hillary Clinton [real] responds to debate skit; Vincent D'Onofrio cameo
mono: host eschews Diablo Cody's (ANS) overly-hip monologue verbiage
show: The Dakota Fanning (AMP) Show- Miley Cyrus (host) acts her age
TOON "The Obama Files" by RBS- Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton are marginalized
comm The College For Excellence- (FRA) will teach you generic business phrases
comm Henry VIII (JAS) juggles Anne (host) & The Other Boleyn Girls in movie
FILM "The Mirror"- (host) & undead (ANS) occupy each other's nested nightmares
song: musical guest performs "I Hate It Here"
news Rudolph Giuliani [real] blames his campaign failure on his SNL appearance
news: Nicholas Fehn's sociopolitical commentary comprises sentence fragments
skit Virginiaca & stepdaughter (host) are stymied by Baby Gap employee (ANS)
skit Captain Hook (BIH) can't get his pirates to shoot Peter Pan (host)
song musical guest performs "Walken"
skit: (host) is feeling gay following a revelatory Melissa Etheridge concert


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07g Amy Adams / Vampire Weekend
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COLD: panicky president Barack Obama (FRA) calls Hillary Clinton (AMP) at 3am
mono: host & KRW sing "What Is This Feeling?" to voice their sisterly loathing
show: Mirror Image- identical twin teens' (host) & (KRW) identity ruse unravels
skit: (WLF) is blind to contractual nature of citizenship-seeking (AMP)'s love
FILM: "Hero Song"- Batman-wannabe (ANS) is repeatedly punched by mugger (JAS)
comm Fierce, The Hot Mess Make-Over Show- catchphrases rule Bravo reality show
song: musical guest performs "A-Punk"
news third-party candidate Tim Calhoun makes his case for the presidency
news: AMP sings theme song of Ghostbusters ripoff Brooklyn Ghost Investigations
news: European comic Jean K. Jean's (KET) humor has a continental flavor
skit at traffic school, Penelope ultimately makes good on her boasts
comm: Dr. Uncle Jimmy (WLF) mixes smokehouse with outpatient surgical facility
skit Roger Clemens' (JAS) play depicts the nightmare of steroids-free baseball
COMM 25 years after its cable access run, Tookie Styles' (KET) show is on DVD
song musical guest performs "M79"
skit (AMP), (host), (CAW), (KRW) repurpose their old dance routine in a bar


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07j Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley
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cold presidential candidates ask General Petraeus (WLF) self-serving questions
mono busybody host demonstrates his producer skills with castmembers backstage
show The Cougar Den- (AMP), (KRW), (CAW), (Cameron Diaz) prefer younger men
skit upset by undiverse That '70s Show, club doorman (KET) denies host entry
FILM absence of musical guest leads to awful "Daiquiri Girl" music video
skit Jamie Lee Curtis (KRW) overeats Activia yogurt during commercial shoot
song musical guest performs "Run"
news nervous Judy Grimes (KRW) repeatedly negates herself with "just kidding"
news Nicholas Fehn's false starts don't add up to brilliant insights
skit "Amie" evokes odious recollections in (host) & other icky reminiscers
MISC Death By Chocolate- a large candy bar (host) knifes a homeless man
show Jack Johnson (ANS), Dave Matthews (BIH), John Mayer (host) keep it mellow
MISC Death By Chocolate- a large candy bar offs a doctor (JAS) & his patient
song musical guest performs "Who's Gonna Save My Soul"
skit with (host)'s help, paralyzed stripper Dusty Velvet (CAW) does her act
MISC Death By Chocolate- a large candy bar attacks ANS with a chainsaw


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08b James Franco / Kings Of Leon
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cold: in a recording studio, John McCain (DAH) approves misleading attack ads
mono: host has displaced Columbia University resident assistant (JAS) as BMOC
show The Cougar Den- young musician (host) has a predilection for older women
skit: stoned spy Agent 420 (host) bungles mission to investigate a laser
skit: unbiased jurors are hard to find for O.J. Simpson (KET) robbery trial
FILM: "Murray Hill"- both (host) & (Blake Lively) have little ding-dongs
comm: TV show stars Penny Marshall (FRA) as interrogation expert The Looker
song: musical guest performs "Sex On Fire"
news destitute Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld (JAS) missed out on bailout
news: creepy American Apparel CEO Dov Charney (FRA) sexually harasses SEM & AMP
skit city slicker New York Times reporters are ill-suited for Alaska datelines
skit: in lost Of Mice & Men ending, Lenny (BOM) wishes he had been leveled with
MISC: Yankee Stadium Stories- Martin Scorsese (FRA) & Rosie Perez (AMP) say bye
song musical guest performs "Use Somebody"
misc: in host's dressing room, Willem Dafoe (BIH) wants him to kill ANS


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10k Jim Carrey / The Black Keys
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cold: Michael Bloomberg (FRA) details lazy NYC workers' inept blizzard response
mono: unworried by the looming apocalypse, host wants to wed an audience member
COMM Bosley Hair Restoration {rerun}
skit: Nina's (NAP) mannish rival Lily (host) is more adept at Black Swan role
show Finding Your Power- hidden-camera footage belies self-assertion claims
COMM: guru (host) adds Eastern skill to Grady Wilson's Tantric 'n Tasty sex DVD
comm The Worst Of Soul Train- the '70s & '80s were full of awful musical acts
song: musical guest performs "Howlin' For You"
news ousted Nancy Pelosi (KRW) easily triggers John Boehner (BIH) crying jags
news: Anthony Crispino's supposed scoops are based on things that were misheard
news Arkansan red-winged blackbird (ANS) & fish (TAK) ponder animal die-offs
skit: sinister Merryville animatrons (host), (TAK), (BIH) unsettle (KET)
skit: psychic (host) channels his previous career as a celebrity impressionist
song musical guest performs "Tighten Up"
skit: grubby trio (host), (FRA), (KRW) sings to tourists about NYC's underbelly


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10n DAC / Linkin Park
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cold: Wayne's World- Winter's Bone dominates the Oscar picks of Wayne & Garth
mono: JOL backs up DAC's contention that their era's cast was SNL's best ever
COMM I-Sleep Pro {rerun}
show: Church Chat- Snooki (BOM) is exorcised & Justin Bieber [real] is tempting
show: Celebrity Teen Crisis Center- actors poorly answer youths' calls for help
COMM: Justin Bieber [real] & (ANS) in trailer for male version of The Roommate
song: musical guest performs "Waiting For The End"
news: SEM groups participants in Egypt's political unrest into Winners & Losers
news: multitasker James Franco (PAB) loves keeping busy doing a variety of jobs
news Angela Dixon's (KRW) meteorology is colored by her disco queen background
show: Live With Regis (DAC) & Kelly (NAP)- Kathie Lee Gifford (KRW) drops by
skit boy (ANS) competes in preteen girl pageant coordinated by (DAC) & (KET)
COMM Diedra Wurtz (ABE) delivers bad news with empty apologies & platitudes
misc JOL, MIM, DAC introduce musical guest
song musical guest performs "When They Come For Me"
skit New Wave band spoils Packer-fan Super Bowl party at nepotist's (TAK) bar
misc: at closing, DAC's sons Dex & Tom [real] join him on-stage



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