SNL reruns this week (May 18-24)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

To subscribe or unsubscribe, visit:

http://mailman.prismnet.com/mailman/listinfo/snlreruns/

~~~

The NBC episode for this Saturday night (18-May-13) is the season finale:

12u Ben Affleck / Kanye West


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

12t KRW / Vampire Weekend

~~

The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 18-May-13
VH1 2:00pm 99m Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple
VH1 3:05pm 03o Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.
VH1 4:10pm 04a Ben Affleck / Nelly
VH1 5:15pm 08g Ben Affleck / David Cook

Su 19-May-13
VH1 10:00am 99m Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple
VH1 11:05am 03o Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.
VH1 12:10pm 04a Ben Affleck / Nelly
VH1 1:15pm 08g Ben Affleck / David Cook

Mo 20-May-13
VHC 7:00pm 00g Val Kilmer / U2

Tu 21-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 00g Val Kilmer / U2
VHC 7:00pm 05q Tom Hanks / Red Hot Chili Peppers

We 22-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 05q Tom Hanks / Red Hot Chili Peppers
VH1 5:40pm 03b Justin Timberlake
VH1 6:45pm 06i Justin Timberlake
VHC 7:00pm 08s Seth Rogen / Phoenix
VH1 7:50pm 08u Justin Timberlake / Ciara
VH1 8:55pm 10v Justin Timberlake / Lady Gaga
VH1 3:00am 06i Justin Timberlake

Th 23-May-13
VH1 11:00am 03b Justin Timberlake
VH1 12:05pm 08u Justin Timberlake / Ciara
VH1 1:10pm 10v Justin Timberlake / Lady Gaga
VHC 2:00pm 08s Seth Rogen / Phoenix
VHC 7:00pm 08j John Malkovich / T.I.

Fr 24-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 08j John Malkovich / T.I.


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


*******************************************************************************
99m Ben Affleck / Fiona Apple
...............................................................................

cold: Nightline- Peanuts characters mourn the passing of Charles Schulz
mono: Gwyneth Paltrow [real] comes on-stage & steals spotlight from host
COMM Victoria's Secret- Marisa's boobs ask "what is desire"
misc going to commercial, G.E. Smith [real] plays guitar
skit: host pretends to be Matt Damon in order to get close to Mango
skit Donny Bartolotti's (host) attentions toward Denise make Sully jealous
TOON: "The All New Adventures of Mr. T" by RBS- Ibsen play is a chance to work
show Fretts Film Forum- small-town movie reviewers offer clever quotables
SHOW FANatic- obsessive (host) wants Anna Nicole Smith (MOS) to be his mom
news: George W. Bush (WIF), John McCain (CHP), Alan Keyes (TIM) speechify
song: musical guest performs "Limp"
skit: salesman (host) is embroiled in Zimmermans' sexy search for a used car
skit: Sally O'Malley barges in on a police academy exercise training session
COMM Trilocaine treats your dandruff & induces horrific hallucinations
show Who Wants To Be Groped By An Eleven Thousand-Aire?- (host) paws (CHK)


*******************************************************************************
00g Val Kilmer / U2
...............................................................................

cold: Al Gore (DAH) seeks election redress via personal injury lawyer (CHK)
mono: host gets the It's A Wonderful Life treatment from angel Clarence (DAH)
COMM attorney Wade Blasingame (WIF) sues dogs that do what comes naturally
show: Behind The Music- in Heaven, Jim Morrison (host) forms a supergroup
show: Palm Beach- psephologic drama swamps George W. Bush (WIF) & Al Gore (DAH)
show Veronica (MOS) & Co.- supermodel leads unfocussed panel discussion
song: musical guest performs "Beautiful Day"
news: I Have An Opinion- JIF is proud to say "I like election turmoil"
news: lyrical rhetoric carries Jesse Jackson (DAH) & Al Sharpton (JEM) away
skit easily-excited commercial jet pilot Iceman (host) is living in the past
misc going to commercial, Maceo Parker [real] plays saxophone
misc: HOS, CHK, TRM, JIF perform a happy Christmas ditty
song musical guest performs "Elevation"
skit: Margaret Healey finds a kindred spirit in accent-loving blind date (host)
skit horn-playing brothers (CHP) & (WIF) do Burt Bacharach (host) session-work
COMM Corn Chip Nail Tips {rerun}


*******************************************************************************
03b Justin Timberlake
...............................................................................

cold: Hardball- GOP apologists Karl Rove (JER) & Ann Coulter (AMP) on CIA leak
mono: host doesn't feel right serenading a teeny-bopper's dad (Steve Higgins)
song: host performs "Rock Your Body"
comm: Punk'd Barely Legal- extreme Ashton Kutcher (host) pranks compiled on DVD
skit in-over-his-head governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger (DAH) resigns
misc Nick Lachey (JIF) & Jessica Simpson (host) fail to dispel her ditzy image
skit: singing & dancing mascot (host) overshadows rival breakfast hawker (CHP)
COMM: Gary Busey (JER) preempts DIRECTV fan letter to praise booby channels
skit: Sully, Denise, her brother (host) misbehave in a swanky restaurant
song: host performs "Senorita"
news: TIF reciprocates privacy invasion of Kobe Bryant's lawyer Pamela Mackey
show The Sharon Osbourne (AMP) Show- shorn Michael Bolton (host) sings
misc: host & Kermit's Muppeteer (WLF) brawl during "Rainbow Connection" duet
misc Carl Weathers [real] aims to become third governor from cast of Predator
misc AMP comes on to decade-younger host during rehearsal in dressing room
song host performs "Cry Me A River"
show: The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- California politics & fulsome falsetto


*******************************************************************************
03o Ben Affleck / N.E.R.D.
...............................................................................

cold: Sully & Denise attend Donny Bartolotti's same-sex marriage ceremony
mono: having missed out on marketing "Bennifer," host won't get burned again
skit: Joey Mack is reunited with his character-stealing former partner (host)
skit: mentally-challenged (FRA) points out Gigli faults to host during filming
TOON: by RBS- The Passion Of The Dumpty excerpts & George W. Bush campaign ads
skit Appalachian Emergency Room- yokels suffer additional unusual ailments
COMM Only Bangkok- (SEM) is glad "what happens in Thailand, stays in Thailand"
song: musical guest performs "She Wants To Move"
news FIM responds in kind to nasty letters written by bill collectors
news: Diana Ross (MAR) will again try to serve 48 consecutive hours in jail
news: George W. Bush & John Kerry volleys leave Bill Clinton (DAH) unimpressed
show Top O' The Morning- Patrick & William remember St. Patrick's Days past
COMM Only Bangkok- to pay off a gambling debt, host sells new wife (AMP)
show Donnie G. (host) & Sidecar (FRA)- cycle cop puts partner in harm's way
COMM Only Bangkok- scandal-quashing Thailand spares host & Kelly Ripa [real]
song musical guest performs "Maybe"
skit serial killer's (host) co-workers have fun with his ill-kept secret


*******************************************************************************
04a Ben Affleck / Nelly
...............................................................................

cold: first George W. Bush (WLF) vs. John Kerry (SEM) debate covers Iraq policy
mono: Alec Baldwin [real] warns host against stealing his moves
COMM: Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice emphatically reverses erectile dysfunction
skit Debbie Downer kills the festive mood at (host)'s birthday party
COMM Swift Boat Veterans expand their list of John Kerry's deficiencies
skit: James Carville (host) wants John Kerry (SEM) to go on the offensive
song: musical guest & Jaheim [real] perform "My Place"
news: New Jerseyan Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini) on Jim McGreevey resignation
news host points out hypocrisy of Matt Damon's call for integrity in acting
news: Elton John's (HOS) songs fail to make amends for his behavior in Taiwan
skit: stalled mall escalator proves disastrous for overly dramatic shoppers
skit obnoxious deejay's (host) inappropriate tunes derail a wedding reception
song musical guest performs "Na-Nana-Na"
FILM by Alison Jackson- a dramatization of Bush substance abuse at Camp David


*******************************************************************************
05q Tom Hanks / Red Hot Chili Peppers
...............................................................................

cold: Bill Frist (host) sells his new gas rebate plan to George W. Bush (WLF)
mono: host takes Da Vinci Code questions from religious figures in the audience
show Wheel Of Fortune- dumb contestants (AMP), (FRA), (KRW) can't solve puzzle
skit Kaitlin's enthusiasm about taking care of (host)'s iguana levels off
FILM: in their early '90s music video, (host) & (ANS) fear for their testicles
skit: while in a theme park line, (host) & (FRA) yell at their lost ma (RAD)
song: musical guest performs "Dani California"
news TIF asks Rosie O'Donnell (HOS) about joining Star Jones on The View
news: Patrick & Gunther Kelly debate the immigration controversy with a song
skit: in a yoga class, (RAD) is unhappily partnered with sweaty & gross (host)
show: Colin Powell (KET) fields State Department overtures a la Fred Sanford
song musical guest performs "Give It Away"
skit tennis players have one (host), two (WLF), three (CHP), seven (BIH) arms


*******************************************************************************
06i Justin Timberlake
...............................................................................

cold: St. Nicholas-smitten (AMP), (KRW), (MAR) sing "Santa's My Boyfriend"
mono: host, Alvin (BIH), Simon (FRA), Theodore (ANS) sing "The Chipmunk Song"
skit: singing & dancing mascot & Salvation Army Santa (WLF) compete for change
skit: Target clerk & stock boy (host) exasperate holiday shoppers (MAR) & (WLF)
FILM: "Dick In A Box"- (host) & (ANS) sing about giving a phallic present
show: The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- Jimmy Carter (DAH) & others discuss Iraq
show: Dry Eyes- game show contestants (host) & (FRA) try to keep from crying
misc: Cameron Diaz [real] introduces host
song: host performs "My Love"
news Lou Dobbs (DAH) wants two walls & a trap door built along Mexican border
news: New Jerseyite same-sex couple's Christmas wishes have been fulfilled
show Hip Hop Kids- beats & dance moves harm chances of escape from mineshaft
skit (host)'s stepmom Virginiaca tries helping her audition to be a Macy's elf
misc Nancy Grace (AMP) is sympathetic to those making false rape accusations
misc JIF introduces host
song host performs "What Goes Around"


*******************************************************************************
08g Ben Affleck / David Cook
...............................................................................

cold: John & Cindy McCain [real] sell merchandise on QVC with Sarah Palin (TIF)
COMM Jar Glove {rerun}
show: The View- Elisabeth Hasselbeck (KRW) & Alec Baldwin (host) argue politics
show Countdown With Keith Olbermann (host)- egoism flavors indignant hyperbole
skit: UPS driver (host) wants to get romantically involved with Target clerk
FILM: "Giraffes!!"- follow-up to "Sloths!!" is equally zoologically inaccurate
song: musical guest performs "Light On"
news: John McCain [real] presents his last-ditch campaign strategy options
news: Patrick & Gunther Kelly explicate voting machine issues with a song
news: Aunt Linda has negative reactions to new television season's offerings
comm Night School Musical- middle-aged students sing about adult concerns
comm: Grady Wilson's (KET) sex DVD aims to Put The Fire Back In Your Marriage
skit: (host)'s queer brother Stefon (BIH) puts homoerotic spin on a movie pitch
song musical guest performs "Declaration"
comm Bierhoff Brothers' (FRA) & (host) coat for German tourists is overdone


*******************************************************************************
08j John Malkovich / T.I.
...............................................................................

cold Hillary Clinton (AMP) puts a positive spin on becoming Secretary Of State
mono host spoils the mood while reading The Night Before Christmas to children
COMM Gas Right- (FRA) silences farts by applying Breathe Right concept to butt
skit off-putting traits of mostly-sexy Shana (KRW) disenchant her co-workers
MISC unretributive Barack Obama (FRA) keeps it cool regarding political rivals
show La Rivista Della Televisione- Vinny Vedecci & son (BOM) interview host
COMM Virgania Horsen's Pony Express is an equine-based custom delivery service
skit getting a calculator for Christmas fulfills twins' (FRA) & (host) wishes
song musical guest performs "Whatever You Like"
news wounded Plaxico Burress (KET) fails to heed his own gun ownership tips
news Boy George (FRA) sees nothing wrong with his treatment of gay prostitutes
news 9 year-old (ANS) offers manipulative & cynical advice on talking to girls
skit preteen Gertie (host) undergoes unnatural body changes in Judy Blume book
FILM "Jizz In My Pants"- (ANS) & (Jorma Taccone) are premature ejaculators
song musical guest performs "Swing Ya Rag"
comm host reprises Dangerous Liaisons role in an onstage hot tub in J'accuzzi


*******************************************************************************
08s Seth Rogen / Phoenix
...............................................................................

cold: Barack Obama (FRA) passes judgement on product category winners & losers
mono: audience members prefer Paul Blart, Mall Cop & pre-weightloss host
COMM: The Fast & The Bi-Curious- rival drivers (host) & (ANS) exude gayness
skit Dick Tracy (JAS) & other funny pages denizens want to save newspapers
show: La Rivista Della Televisione- Vinny Vedecci thinks host is a Bear Man
FILM "Like A Boss"- insecure bigshot ANS describes his supervisory doings
skit: (ANS), (BIH), (host) employ funny voices when talking on their cellphones
song: musical guest performs "Lisztomania"
news: SEM critiques the gift exchange between Barack Obama & Queen Elizabeth
news bargaining Rod Blagojevich (JAS) wants to be an undercover governor
news: Barack Obama's visit to Europe has inspired some Jean K. Jean riffs
news: Angelina Jolie (ABE) outmaneuvers fellow baby-seeker Madonna (KRW)
skit (host)'s dub of Grease soundtrack onto corporate CD has co-workers fuming
show Milestone High- (ANS)'s tutoring fails because dumb (host) is not a jock
comm songs address spaceships, toddlers, Model T cars, jars of beer, Easter
song musical guest performs "1901"
skit: Nipsey Russell (KET) stops Muppets in Electric Mayhem bus for hit & run
misc: at closing, musical guest performs "Too Young"


*******************************************************************************
08u Justin Timberlake / Ciara
...............................................................................

cold: Timothy Geithner (WLF) reviews banks' cavalier answers to stress test
mono: having done SNL thrice, singing host knows his way around backstage
COMM: Mom-Celebrity Translator deciphers stars' names mangled by mothers
skit: Target clerk's accident-prone friend Peg (host) is excited about a date
skit: host's immigrant great-great-grandpa Cornelius (host) proves prescient
FILM: "Motherlover"- (Susan Sarandon) & (Patricia Clarkson) get Dick In A Box
skit singing & dancing mascot supplants the promoter of a health club (WLF)
misc: Jessica Biel [real] introduces musical guest
song: musical guest & host perform "Love Sex Magic"
news: David Paterson (FRA) & Eliot Spitzer (BIH) consider their prospects
news: Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy [real] defend the new Star Trek
show The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- Nancy Pelosi (KRW) discusses the economy
skit shipping mixup arms Disney actors for a Pirates Of The Caribbean show
song musical guest performs "Never Ever"


*******************************************************************************
10v Justin Timberlake / Lady Gaga
...............................................................................

cold: in jail, (KET) & (JAP) mull Euro zone with Dominique Strauss-Kahn (TAK)
mono: host's actions don't match the lyrics of "I'm Not Gonna Sing Tonight"
skit: singing & dancing mascot & co-worker (musical guest) battle tea bag (KRW)
show: over-the-hill Herb Welch fails to report on junior high gas leak story
FILM: "3-Way"- (musical guest)'s presence negates Dick In A Box hook-up gayness
song: musical guest performs "The Edge Of Glory" & "Judas"
news: incredulous SEM says "Really!?!" to Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair
news: Nicolas Cage (ANS) eyes Bradley Cooper's [real] The Hangover Part II role
news: as SNL's season draws to a close, SEM & Stefon head for the beach
show What's That Name?- unlike host, musical guest remembers the little people
skit: (host) & fellow Merryville animatrons steal (NAP) from boyfriend (JAS)
show Secret Word- Mindy Grayson & magician (host) don't help contestants
song musical guest performs "Born This Way"
show The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- debt discussion leads to defibrillation



*******************************************************************************
Frank Serpas III ser...@prismnet.com
...............................................................................
it's SATURDAY NET- http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html

[Mark Mellin]

In article <alpine.BSF.2.00.1...@eris.prismnet.com>,

Frank Serpas III <ser...@prismnet.com> wrote:
>
> The NBC episode for this Saturday night (18-May-13) is the season finale:
>
> 12u Ben Affleck / Kanye West

I wasn't terribly impressed by Kanye West. But the send-offs were fun,

from <http://tv.yahoo.com/news/--saturday-night-live--season-finale--ben-affleck-who--bill-hader-and-fred-armisen-steal-the-show-with-their-farewells-164457455.html>

"Armisen's send-off was more sentimental than funny, but appropriate to him.
His reprised his Ian Rubbish character and was joined by his "Portlandia"
co-star Carrie Brownstein, as well as rockers Aimee Mann, Kim Gordon, and
Steve Jones among others."

- Mark

--
Mark Mellin San Mateo Village, CA 94403 USA