The Emily Litella File, v. 1.0
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Name: Emily Litella
Played By: Gilda Radner
Character description: Elderly woman with a slight hearing impairment, she
most frequently appears on the "Weekend Update" segments, although she has
appeared in several outside skits, which will be marked with an asterisk
(*). The episodes in which the appearances come from will be designated
with Frank Serpas' show identification code (i.e. 75e)
Appearances:
[75e]* Emily appears on Looks at Books, promoting her book _Little_Kingdom_
[75g] Emily is shocked at the thought of "busting" schoolchildren
[75h] Emily thinks that "firing" the handicapped is not a good idea
[75k] Emily doesn't know why people are trying to save Soviet "jewelry"
[75m] Emily thinks that "canker" research is a waste of time
[75o] Emily doesn't think the "deaf" penalty is right
[75p] While phoning "Cheddar Cheese," Emily states her views of preserving
natural "race horses"
[75q] Emily doesn't see the fuss over the 1976 Presidential "erections"
[75s] Emily doesn't want to get rid of "violins" on television
[75v] Emily helps Chevy repeat the "flop" story
[76a] Emily doesn't see how five "crustaceans" could hijack a plane
[76k] Emily thinks that Ford shouldn't make Puerto Rico a "steak"
[76l]* Emily and her sister Essie (Ruth Gordon) discuss Emily's new job at
Weekend Update
[76o] Emily doesn't want to preserve endangered "feces"
[76r]* Emily's new boyfriend makes her feel like a "national" woman
[77h] The NBC Dancing N is revealed to be Emily, who then offers her opinion
on "ssts"
[77k] Emily welcomes Chevy Chase back to Weekend Update while calling Jane
Curtin a bitch
[78k] Litellavison-Emily introduces Garrett Morris and Cicely Tyson's
performance from "Porky and Bess"
That's all I remember