Saturday Night Live FAQ: General Questions
Doug Krause
Last-modified: 1994/08/19
Posting-Frequency: Monthly
Saturday Night Live FAQ: General Questions
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Topics:
What is SNL?
Is it really live?
Is there an episode guide?
Where is the show broadcast from?
Wasn't Steve Martin a player?
What is a "Five Timer"?
How do I get tickets for SNL?
How can I contact Lorne Michaels?
How can I get a copy of the "XYZ Sketch"?
Gilda married *who*?
Which star has been on the show the longest?
Who were the youngest and oldest hosts?
Weren't The Beatles on the show?
It's only x weeks into the season. Why are they showing reruns?
Didn't somebody get fired for saying "fuck" on the air?
Has anybody else said "fuck" on the show?
Who created Mr. Bill?
Who is the voice at the beginning of the show?
Didn't somebody else announce in the early 80's?
Who's in the cast?
What else have they been in?
How can I learn more about SNL?
Why is SNL so bad recently?
Q: What is SNL?
A: SNL is Saturday Night Live. It is a comedy/music
television show on the NBC television network. It
is usually broadcast on Saturday nights at 11:30pm
ET. The show was originally called NBC's Saturday
Night because there was a show on ABC starring Howard
Cosell at the same time called Saturday Night Live.
The producers later gained permission to rename the
show. The "Not Ready For Prime Time Players" moniker
also came from ABC's Saturday Night Live actors who
called themselves the "Prime Time Players".
Q: Is it really live?
A: Yes, it is broadcast live (except for a few taped
segments such as the fake commercials). There were
also three occasions when it was broadcast on a delay
because of the reputations of the hosts. These were:
Dec 13, 1975: Richard Pryor (5 second delay)
Nov 15, 1986: Sam Kinison (7 second delay?)
May 12, 1990: Andrew Dice Clay (7 second delay?)
Q: Is there an episode guide?
A: There will be one someday. I've been working on an
episode guide since early 1990, but my time gets more
and more scarce. I might be posting finished excerpts
from it in the near future. Please stay tuned.
Q: Where is the show broadcast from?
A: Studio 8-H in 30 Rockefeller Plaza, New York City. There
have been a couple of exceptions to this. During the 1976
presidential campaigns Studio 8-H was taken over for poli-
tical coverage and the shows of 23 Oct 1976, 30 Oct 1976,
and 13 Nov 1976 were broadcast from NBC's Studio One in
Brooklyn. There was also a special Mardi Gras show that
was done live during primetime from New Orleans on 20 Feb
1977 (which was a Sunday).
Q: Wasn't Steve Martin a player?
A: One word: No. Steve Martin has hosted the most times,
but he was never a regular player. While we're at
it, neither was Buck Henry, although he has hosted
second most often. If you have seen a "Best of Sat-
urday Night" broadcast when Steve was hosting you
would have seen him listed alphabetically with the
players. This has led to some confusion on the topic.
Q: What is a "Five Timer"?
A: People who have hosted the show five times or more.
This was given heavy coverage in a sketch on 8 Dec
1990 when Tom Hanks hosted his 5th show. Five-Timers
Paul Simon, Steve Martin, and Elliott Gould showed
up and inducted Tom into the "Five Timers Club." The
other people who have hosted five times or more are
Candice Bergen, Buck Henry, John Goodman, and Chevy
Chase.
Q: How do I get tickets for SNL?
A: You can write to:
Saturday Night Live
c/o NBC
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York City, NY 10112
Their selection process is rather strange. According to Bill
Dennen, your request must be postmarked in August. All other
requests are thrown away. Also, the numbers of requests is
high, so you will be very lucky to receive tickets.
Q: How can I contact Lorne Michaels?
A: Write to:
Lorne Michaels
c/o Broadway Video
1619 Broadway
New York City, NY 10019
Q: How can I get a copy of the "XYZ Sketch"?
A: Several people have asked me this question. Unfortunately, I
don't know. The best thing I can suggest is that you write to
either NBC or Broadway Video and ask if copies of old shows or
sketches are available.
Q: Gilda married *who*?
A: GE Smith. Yes, before Gilda Radner married Gene Wilder
she was married to GE (George Edward) Smith.
Q: Which star has been on the show the longest?
A: Phil Hartman started his 8th season of SNL on 25 Sep 1993. Kevin
Nealon has also been around since 1986, but he started as a featured
player. Also, writers and featured players Al Franken and Tom Davis
have been with the show for most of its run.
Q: Who were the youngest and oldest hosts?
A: Technically, George Carlin was the youngest *and* oldest
host on the first show, but let's not get silly. As of
this writing, Drew Barrymore is the youngest host in SNL
history. Here are the ages of the hosts under 18:
Date Host Age
---- ---- ---
27 Nov 1976 Jodie Foster 14y 0m 8d
20 Nov 1982 Drew Barrymore 7y 8m 29d
24 Feb 1990 Fred Savage 13y 7m 15d
23 Nov 1991 Macaulay Culkin 11y 2m 28d
The oldest host was a lady named Miskel Spillman. She was
an 80+ year old grandmother that won the "Anyone Can Host"
contest held in 1977. She and four other finalists (Richard
Canipe, Connie Crawford, David Lewis, and Deb Blair) appeared
on the 19 Nov 1977 show. Viewers were asked to write in and
vote for their favorite. Miskel won and hosted the Christ-
mas show on 17 Dec. The second oldest host was Ruth Gordon
who was 80 when she hosted on 22 Jan 1977.
Q: Weren't The Beatles on the show?
A: Sort of yes and no. On either 17 or 24 Apr 1976, Lorne
Michaels offered The Beatles $3000 to appear on SNL and
sing three songs. On 20 Nov, George Harrison showed up
and tried to claim all the money himself. Lorne said
that if it was up to him, George could have the money,
but NBC wouldn't agree. When Paul McCartney appeared on
the show on 13 Feb 1993 he and Lorne were seen talking
about the offer during the monologue. Paul also appered
on 17 May 1980. Ringo Starr hosted on 08 Dec 1984. John
Lennon never appeared.
Q: It's only x weeks into the season. Why are they showing reruns?
A: SNL usually broadcasts three live shows in a row and then
takes a week off. Once in Jan 1976 four shows where done
in a row and it was so stressful they vowed never to do it
again. Sometimes it seems we're lucky to get two new shows
in a row.
Q: Didn't somebody get fired for saying "fuck" on the air?
A: Depends on how you look at it. On 21 Feb 1981 (when the
show was doing very poorly) there was a running "who shot
J.R. Ewing" gag. At the end of the show Charlene Tilton
was on stage with Charles Rocket (who was playing J.R.)
and she asked how he felt. Charles responded: "Oh man,
it's the first time I've been shot in my life. I'd like
to know who the fuck did it." Needless to say, NBC offi-
cials were not happy. On Monday 10 Mar 1981, Jean Doumanian
(the post-Lorne Michaels producer), and most of the play-
ers were fired. Only Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo sur-
vived. There was also a featured player who accidently
mumbled "fuckin'" instead of "friggin'" during a sketch.
It was none other than our good friend Mr. Paul Shaffer on
15 Mar 1980. You can hear a couple of people in the
audience gasp after the mistake, but nothing much else
came of it.
Q: Has anybody else said "fuck" on the show?
A: Yes, according to Jarret Cooper <jco...@uicslsw.csl.uiuc.edu>:
To the list of people who have said "fuck" on SNL, add Morris Day
(of The Time). The Time appeared on the 1990 show featuring host
George Steinbrenner (20 Oct 1990 -ed.), and performed "Jerk Out"
and "Chocolate". During the second song, there is a pantomime
about Morris going to a restaurant for dinner. At the end of the
song, after "dinner" arrives, the music stops, and in the few
seconds of silence before the "finale", Morris quite clearly looks
at Jerome and says:
"Where the fuck this chicken come from -- I thought I ordered ribs!"
Oh, and also (as detailed in the "SNL: Backstage History" book,
Prince did NOT refrain from using the lyric "Fightin' war is such
a fuckin' bore" during his performance of "Partyup" on the same
night as Rocket's "who the fuck did it" line.
Eddie Tillis <til...@icpsr.umich.edu>:
I remember a show where Tony Danza guest hosted (19 Aug 1986 or
28 Jan 1989 -ed.), and they did a sketch on stereotypical Italians
(or "Tonys," I'm not sure ). The last line in the sketch was
Tony's and he said "Fuckin' A!"
Jim Henning <ujhe...@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu>:
Steven Tyler of Aerosmith sang "get the f---ing monkey off my back"
in their 1990 [17 Feb 1990 -ed] appearance promoting their album
"Pump". The offending word was silenced out for the rebroadcast.
And most recently Janet Jackson used the word "fuck" during her
her performance of "Throb" on 14 May 1994.
Q: Who created Mr. Bill?
A: Walter Williams. (I'll add more information about him in a later
version of the FAQ. -ed)
Q: Who is the voice at the beginning of the show?
A: None other than veteran NBC announcer Don Pardo.
Q: Didn't somebody else announce in the early 80's?
A: Yes. Mel Brandt announced the 1981-1982 season with
the exception of 5 and 12 Dec 1981 which were done by
Bill Hanrahan.
Q: Who's in the cast?
A: Please see the posting "Saturday Night Live FAQ: Quick Bios".
Q: What else have they been in?
A: Please see the posting "Saturday Night Live FAQ: Other Credits".
Q: How can I learn more about SNL?
A: See the posting "Saturday Night Live FAQ: References". It contains
a (currently short) list of books and articles about the show.
Q: Why is SNL so bad recently?
A: Flamebait! Flamebait! :-)
Thanks to:
The cast and crew of "Saturday Night"
Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage
history of Saturday Night Live')
levy michael ( bs cmsc) <mle...@gl.umbc.edu>
Jonathan Frome <jhf...@unix.amherst.edu>
Jeffrey Neau <je...@cray.com>
Philip O'Connell <sha...@esu.edu>
Bill Dennen <WDE...@CCVM.sunysb.edu>
Dave Mackey <davem...@BIX.com>
Jarret Cooper <jco...@uicslsw.csl.uiuc.edu>
Eddie Tillis <til...@icpsr.umich.edu>
Matt Fox <ma...@belvedere.sbay.org>
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/faq
ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/faq.Z
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/faq/faq.html
Please send any corrections or new information to dkr...@uci.edu.
'Weekend Update recognizes our responsibility to present opposing view-
points whenever we're in the mood.' -Chevy Chase (Saturday Night - 05/29/1976)
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Last-modified: 1994/09/08
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Saturday Night Live FAQ: Quick Bios
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This is a list of very short (and hopefully accurate) biographies
for people associated with Saturday Night Live.
Aykroyd, Dan
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Daniel Edward Aykroyd
Born: 01 Jul 1952 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Married Donna Dixon
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 26 May 1979
Writer
Aykroyd, Peter
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Peter Aykroyd
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer?
Belushi, Jim
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James Belushi
Born: 15 Jun 1954 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois
Brother of John Belushi
SNL Credits: Player 1983 to 1985
Belushi, John
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John Belushi
Born: 24 Jan 1949 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois
Died: 05 Mar 1982 in Los Angeles?|Beverly Hills?, Los Angeles, California
Brother of Jim Belushi
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 26 May 1979
Brooks, Albert
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Albert Einstein
Born: 22 Jul 1947 in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California
Brother of Bob "Super Dave" Einstein
SNL Credits: produced short films for the first season
Brown, A. Whitney
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A. Whitney Brown
Born:
SNL Credits: Commentator on Weekend Update
Featured Player?
Cahill, Beth
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Beth Cahill
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Carvey, Dana
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Dana Carvey
Born: 02 June 1955 in Missoula, Missoula, Montana
SNL Credits: Player 11 Oct 1986 to 06 Feb 1993
Chase, Chevy
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Cornelius Crane Chase
Born: 08 Oct 1943 in New York, New York, New York
Married Jacqueline Carlin
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 30 Oct 1976
Writer
Cleghorne, Ellen
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Ellen Cleghorne
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 25 Sep 1983 to present
Coe, George
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George Coe
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975
Crystal, Billy
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Billy Crystal
Born: 14 March 1947 in Long Beach, Nassau, New York
SNL Credits: Player 1984 to 1985
Curtin, Jane
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Jane Curtin
Born: 06 Sep 1947 in Cambridge, Suffolk, Massachusetts
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980
Cusack, Joan
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Joan Cusack
Born: 11 Oct 1962 in Evanston, Cook, Illinois
Sister of John Cusack
SNL Credits: Player 1985 to 1986 ??
Davis, Tom
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Tom Davis
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Dillon, Denny
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Denny Dillon
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981
Downey Jr., Robert
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Robert Downey Jr.
Born: 04 Apr 1965 in New York, New York, New York
SNL Credits: Player 1985 to 1986 ??
Downey, Jim
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Jim Downey
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Doyle-Murray, Brian
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Brian Doyle-Murray
Born:
Brother of Bill Murray
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 1982 to 1982?
Duke, Robin
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Robin Duke
Born: 13 Mar 1954 in some city, some province, Canada?
SNL Credits: Player 03 Oct 1981 to
Dunn, Nora
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Nora Dunn
Born: 29 Apr 1952 to Chicago, Cook, Illinois
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 29 May 1990
Ebersole, Christine
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Christine Ebersole
Born: 1953 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois
SNL Credits: Player 03 Oct 1981 to season 7?
Fallon, Siobhan
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Siobhan Fallon
Born: 1961 in Cazenovia, Madison, New York
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Farley, Chris
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Chris Farley
Born: 15 or 16 Feb
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 28 Sep 1991 to present
Franken, Al
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Al Franken
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Gottfried, Gilbert
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Gilbert Gottfried
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981
Gross, Mary
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Mary Gross
Born: 25 Mar 1953 in Chicago, Cook, Illinois
SNL Credits: Player 03 Oct 1981 to
Guest, Christopher
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Christopher Guest
Born: 05 Feb 1948 in New York, New York, New York
Married Jamie Lee Curtis
SNL Credits: Player 1984 to 1985 ??
Hall, Anthony Michael
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Anthony Michael Hall
Born: 14 Apr 1968 in Boston, Suffolk, Massachusetts
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 1986??
Hall, Brad
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Brad Hall
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 25 Sep 1982 to
Married Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Hall, Rich
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Rich Hall
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 1984 to 1985 ??
Hartman, Phil
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Phil Hartman
Born: 24 Sep 1948 in Brantford, Ontario, Canada
SNL Credits: Player 11 Oct 1986 to present
Hooks, Jan
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Jan Hooks
Born: 23 Apr 1957 in Decatur, De Kalb, Georgia
SNL Credits: Player 11 Oct 1986 to 18 May 1991
Hutsell, Melanie
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Melanie Hutsell
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 25 Sep 1993 to present
Jackson, Victoria
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Victoria Jackson
Born: 02 Aug 1959 in Miami, Dade, Florida
SNL Credits: Player 86/87 to 16 May 1992
Kaufman, Andy
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Andy Kaufman
Born: 17 Jan 1949
Died: 16 May 1984
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Kazurinsky, Tim
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Tim Kazurinsky
Born: 03 Mar 1950 in Johnstown, Cambria|Lebanon|Union, Pennsylvania
SNL Credits: Writer
Player 03 Oct 1981 to
Kroeger, Gary
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Gary Kroeger
Born: Cedar Falls, Black Hawk, Iowa
SNL Credits: Player 25 Sep 1982 to
Louis-Dreyfus, Julia
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Born: 13 Jan 1961
Married Brad Hall
SNL Credits: Player 25 Sep 1982 to 13 Apr 1985
Lovitz, Jon
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Jon Lovitz
Born: 21 Jul 1957 in Tarzana, Los Angeles, California
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 19 May 1990
MacDonald, Norm
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Norm MacDonald
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Matthius, Gail
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Gail Matthius
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981
McKean, Michael
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Michael McKean
Born: 17 Oct 1947 in New York, New York, New York
SNL Credits: Player 19? Mar 1994 to present
Meadows, Tim
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Tim Meadows
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 25 Sep 1993 to present
Metcalf, Laurie
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Laurie Metcalf
Born: 16 Jun 1955 in Carbonville, Illinois
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Michaels, Lorne
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Lorne Lipowitz
Born: 17 Nov 1944 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Married Rosie Shuster
SNL Credits: Producer from 1975 to 1980
Producer from 1985 to present
Writer
Miller, Dennis
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Dennis Miller
Born: 03 Nov 1953 in Pittsburgh, Allegheny, Pennsylvania
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 18 May 1991
Mohr, Jay
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Jay Mohr
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Morris, Garrett
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Garrett Morris
Born: 01 Feb 1937 in New Orleans, Orleans, Louisiana
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980
Writer
Murphy, Eddie
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Edward Murphy
Born: 03 Apr 1961 in Brooklyn, King, New York
Married Nicole Mitchell, 2 children and expecting 3rd
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 24 Jan 1980 to 25 Feb 1984
Murray, Bill
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William J. Murray
Born: 21 Sep 1950 in Evanston, Cook, Illinois
Brother of Brian Doyle-Murray
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Player 22/29 Jan 1977 to 24 May 1980
Myers, Mike
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Mike Myers
Born: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 17 Feb 1990 to present
Nealon, Kevin
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Kevin Nealon
Born: 18 Nov 1953 in Bridgeport, Fairfield, Connecticut
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 17 Oct 1987? to present
Newman, Laraine
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Laraine Newman
Born: 02 Mar 1952 in Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980
Novello, Don
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Don Novello
Born: 01 Jan 1943 in Ashtabula, Ashtabula, Ohio
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
O'Donoghue, Michael
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Michael O'Donoghue
Born:
Married: Cheryl Hardwick
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 25 Oct 1975
Featured Player
Writer
Piscopo, Joe
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Joseph Charles John Piscopo
Born: 17 Jun 1951 in Passaic, Passaic, New Jersey
SNL Credits: Player 15 Nov 1980 to
Quaid, Randy
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Randy Quaid
Born: 01 Oct 1950 in Houston, Harris, Texas
Brother of Dennis Quaid
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 24 May 1986?
Radner, Gilda
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Gilda Radner
Born: 28 Jun 1946 in Detroit, Wayne, Michigan
Died: 20 May 1989
Married GE Smith
Married Gene Wilder 19?? to 1989
SNL Credits: Player 18 Oct 1975 to 24 May 1980
Risley, Ann
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Ann Risley
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981
Rock, Chris
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Chris Rock
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 28 Sep 1991 to 15 May 1993
Rocket, Charles
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Charles Rocket
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 15 Nov 1980 to 07 Mar 1981
Rosato, Tony
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Tony Rosato
Born: Canada?
SNL Credits: Player 03 Oct 1981 to
Sandler, Adam
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Adam Sandler
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 25 Sep 1993 to present
Schneider, Rob
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Rob Schneider
Born: Bay Area, California?
SNL Credits: Writer
Featured Player
Player 26 Sep 1992 to present
Shaffer, Paul
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Paul Shaffer
Born: 28 Nov 1949 in Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
SNL Credits: Band Leader
Featured Player
Shearer, Harry
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Harry Shearer
Born: 23 Dec 1943 in Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California
SNL Credits: Player 09 Feb 1990 to 26 May 1979
Player 1984 to 1985
Shore, Howard
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Howard Shore
Born: Canada
SNL Credits: Band Leader
Short, Martin
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Martin Short
Born: 26 Mar 1950 in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
SNL Credits: Player 1984 to 1985
Silverman, Sarah
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Sarah Silverman
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Writer
Smigel, Rob
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Rob Smigel
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Smith, GE
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George Edward Smith
Born:
Married Gilda Radner
SNL Credits: Band Leader
Spade, David
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David Spade
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 25 Sep 1993 to present
Stephenson, Pamela
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Pamela Stephenson
Born: 04 Dec 1950 in Aukland, New Zealand
Married Billy Connolly
SNL Credits: Player 1984 to 1985??
Stiller, Ben
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Ben Stiller
Born:
Son of Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Sweeney, Julia
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Julia Sweeney
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Player 28 Sep 1991 to present
Sweeney, Terry
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Terry Sweeney
Born:
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 1986??
Vance, Danitra
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Danitra Vance
Born: 1959-ish in Chicago, Cook, Illinois
Died: 21 Aug 1994 in Markham, Illinois
SNL Credits: Player 09 Nov 1985 to 1986
Vitale, Dan
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Dan Vitale
Born:
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Wayans, Damon
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Damon Wayans
Born: 1960 in New York, New York, New York
Brother of Keenan Ivory Wayans
SNL Credits: Featured Player
Zweibel, Alan
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Alan Zweibel
Born:
SNL Credits: Writer
Featured Player
Thanks to:
The cast and crew of "Saturday Night"
Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage
history of Saturday Night Live')
MSz <SZCZE...@idicl1.idi.oclc.org>
Jeffrey Neau <je...@cray.com>
Tom Nagy <syc...@bcarh4ce.bnr.ca>
Dennis Lee <den...@netcom.com>
Dave Mackey <davem...@BIX.com>
Ian Evans <ian....@bville.gts.org>
Michael Urbanski <mi...@rocky.sbi.com>
John Scott <j...@spica.ftc.scs.ag.gov>
Greenpeace -- DC <waste...@igc.apc.org>
Frank Serpas III <ser...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu>
Special big thanks to:
The World Wide Web movie server: http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios
ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios.Z
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/quick-bios/faq.html
Please send any corrections or new information to dkr...@uci.edu.
Doug Krause
Last-modified: 1994/09/20
Posting-Frequency: Monthly
Saturday Night Live FAQ: Other Credits
=======================================
Saturday Night Other Credits is a list of credits for movies,
television, and other projects that people associated with
NBC's Saturday Night have done outside of SNL.
Aykroyd, Dan
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"Life of Python" [himself] (1989)
"Nanny, The" (1994.03.23)
"Top Cops" (1992.11.12)
(radio commercials for "The House of Blues Radio Hour")
1941 (1979)
All You Need is Cash (TV) (1978)
Blues Brothers, The [Elwood Blues] (1980)
Blues Brothers, The [writer] (1980)
Caddyshack II (1988)
Chaplin [Mack Sennett] (1992)
Coneheads, The [Beldar Conehead] (1993)
Coneheads, The [writer] (1993)
Couch Trip, The [John Burns] (1988)
Date Night (producer)
Doctor Detroit (1983)
Dragnet [Friday] (1987)
Dragnet [writer] (1987)
Driving Miss Daisy [Boolie Werthan] (1989)
Exit to Eden (1994)
Ghostbusters [Doctor Raymond Stantz] (1984)
Ghostbusters [writer] (1984)
Ghostbusters II [Doctor Raymond Stantz] (1989)
Ghostbusters II [writer] (1989)
Great Outdoors, The [Roman] (1988)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Into the Night [Herb] (1985)
It Came from Hollywood (1982)
Loose Cannons [Ellis] (1990)
Love at First Sight [Roy] (1974)
Masters of Menace [Special Appearance] (1990)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979)
My Girl [Henry Sultenfuss] (1991)
My Stepmother is an Alien [Steven Mills] (1988)
My Stepmother is an Alien [writer] (1988)
Neighbors (1981)
North (1994)
Nothing But Trouble [director] (1991)
Nothing But Trouble [J.P./Bobo] (1991)
Nothing But Trouble [writer] (1991)
Nothing Lasts Forever (1984)
One More Saturday Night (executive producer) (1986)
She's Having a Baby [Cameo at end (uncredited)] (1988)
Sneakers [Mother] (1992)
Spies Like Us [Austin Millbarge] (1985)
Spies Like Us [writer] (1985)
Spies Like Us (music video)
Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977)
This is My Life [Arnold Moss] (1992)
Trading Places [Louis Winthorpe III] (1983)
Twilight Zone - The Movie [Passenger/Ambulance Driver] (1983)
Aykroyd, Peter
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Dragnet [Phoney CHP 2] (1987)
Funny Farm, The [Stephen Croft] (1982)
Gas (1981)
Nothing But Trouble [Mike the Doorman] (1991)
Belushi, Jim
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"Who's Watching the Kids" (1978)
"Wild Palms" (mini) [Harry Wyckoff] (1993)
"Working Stiffs" (1979)
? Who's Harry Crumb? (1989)
About Last Night... [Bernie] (1986)
Best Legs in the 8th Grade, The (TV) (1984)
Birthday Boy, The (TV) (1986)
Curly Sue [Bill Dancer] (1991)
Diary of a Hitman [Shandy] (1992)
Homer and Eddie [Eddie] (1989)
Jumpin' Jack Flash [Sperry Repairman] (1986)
K-9 [Dooley] (1989)
Last Action Hero (1993)
Little Shop of Horrors [Patrick Martin] (1986)
Man with One Red Shoe, The [Morris] (1985)
Masters of Menace [Special Appearance] (1990)
Mr. Destiny [Larry Burrows] (1990)
Once Upon a Crime... [Neil Schwary] (1992)
Only the Lonely [Sal] (1991)
Palermo Connection, The (1991)
Parallel Lives (1994)
Pinnochio (1983)
Principal, The [Rick Latimer] (1987)
Real Men (1987)
Red Heat [Art Ridzik] (1988)
Royce (cable) [1994]
Salvador [Doctor Rock] (1986)
Taking Care of Business (1991)
Thief [Barry] (1981)
Traces of Red [Jack Dobson] (1992)
Trading Places [Harvey] (1983)
Wedding Band (TV) (1990)
Belushi, John
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1941 (1979)
All You Need is Cash (TV) (1978)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Continental Divide (1981)
Goin' South (1978)
Lemmings (stage)
National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)
Neighbors (1981)
Old Boyfriends (1979)
Rutles, The
Shame of the Jungle (1975)
Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977)
Brooks, Albert
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"Golddiggers, The" (1971)
Broadcast News (1987)
Defending Your Life (1991)
I'll Do Anything (1993)
Lost in America (1985)
Modern Romance (1981)
Private Benjamin (1980)
Real Life (1979)
Scout, The (1994)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Twilight Zone - The Movie (1983)
Unfaithfully Yours (1984)
Brown, A. Whitney
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Big Picture, The (book)
Cahill, Beth
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Carvey, Dana
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"15th Annual Young Comedians Special"
"64th Annual Academy Awards" (1992.03.30)
"Blue Thunder" (1984)
"Later With Bob Costas 3rd Anniversary" (1991.10.03)
"MTV Music Awards" (cable) (1992.09.09)
"One of the Boys" (1982)
"Wayne's World 2 MTV Special" (cable) (1993.12.??)
"Wayne's World MTV Special" (cable) (1992.09.14)
?? Hot and Bothered (music video)
Ballroom Blitz (music video) (1992)
Bohemian Rhapsody (music video) (1992)
Clean Slate [Detective L.M. Pogue] (1994)
Moving (1988)
Opportunity Knocks (1990)
Racing With the Moon (1984)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Tough Guys (1986)
Wayne's World [Garth Algar] (1992)
Wayne's World 2 [Garth Algar] (1993)
Chase, Chevy
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"Chevy Chase Show, The" (1993.09.07 to 1993.10.15)
"Dame Edna's Hollywood" (1992.05.09)
"Great American Dream Machine, The" (1971)
"Life of Python" [himself] (1989)
"Proof" (music video)
"You Can Call Me Al" (music video)
(Doritos commercials)
Caddyshack (1980)
Caddyshack II (1988)
Cops and Robbersons [Norman Robberson] (1994)
Couch Trip, The (1988)
Deal of the Century (1983)
Fletch (1985)
Fletch Lives [Fletch] (1989)
Foul Play (1978)
Funny Farm (1988)
Groove Tube, The (1974)
Hero (1992)
L.A. Story (1991)
Lemmings (stage)
Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1991)
Modern Problems (1981)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Oh, Heavenly Dog! (1980)
Seems Like Old Times (1980)
Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird (1985)
Spies Like Us (1985)
Spies Like Us (music video)
Three Amigos! (1986)
Tunnelvision (1976)
Under the Rainbow (1981)
Cleghorne, Ellen
----------------
"Half Hour Comedy Hour"
"HBO Def Comedy Jam" (cable)
"In Living Color"
Strictly Business (1991?)
Coe, George
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"All My Children" [a judge]
"Doctors, The" (1963)
"Goodnight, Beantown" (1983)
"L.A. Law"
"Max Headroom" (1987)
"Murder, She Wrote - Murder in Milan"
"Somerset" (1970)
"Star Trek: The Next Generation - First Contact" (1991.02.16)
Amateur, The (1981)
Best Seller (1987)
Blind Date (1987)
Broken Promise (TV) (1980)
Bustin' Loose (1981)
Company (stage) (1970)
Cousins (1989)
Danielle Steel's 'Fine Things' (TV) (1990)
De Duve (director)
End of Innocence, The (1991)
Entity, The (1981)
First Deadly Sin, The (1980)
Flash of Green, A (1984)
He's Not Your Son (TV) (1984)
Head Office (1986)
Hollywood Detective, The (TV) (1989)
House of God, The (1984)
Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)
Listen to Your Heart (TV) (1983)
Micki + Maude (1984)
My Name is Bill W. (TV) (1989)
My Wicked, Wicked Ways...The Legend of Errol Flynn (TV) (1985)
Red Flag: The Ultimate Game (1981)
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... (1985)
Shootdown (TV) (1988)
Something to Live For: The Alison Gertz Story (TV) (1992)
Those She Left Behind (TV) (1989)
To My Daughter (TV) (1990)
Uncle Tom's Cabin (TV) (1987)
Crystal, Billy
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"31st Grammy Awards" [himself] (1989?.??.??)
"62nd Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1990.??.??)
"63rd Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1991.03.25)
"64th Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1992.03.30)
"65th Annual Academy Awards" [himself] (1993.03.29)
"7th Annual American Comedy Awards" [himself] (1993.03.03)
"Billy Crystal Comedy Hour, The" (1982)
"Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" [himself] (1991.07.??)
"Comic Relief I" (cable) [himself]
"Comic Relief II" (cable) [himself]
"Comic Relief III" (cable) [himself]
"Comic Relief IV" (cable) [himself]
"Comic Relief V" (cable) [himself] (1992.05.16)
"Comic Relief VI" (cable) [himself] (1994.01.15)
"Emmy Awards" (1992.08.30)
"HBO 20th Anniversary" [himself] (1992.12.23)
"Later With Bob Costas 3rd Anniversary" [himself] (1991.10.03)
"Midnight Train To Moscow" (cable) [himself]
"Sesame Street's 25th Anniversary" (1994.05.18)
"Soap" (1977)
"You Look Marvelous" (cable)
(a birthday salute to Muhammad Ali) [himself]
Animalympics [voice] (1979)
Breaking Up is Hard to Do (TV) (1979)
City Slickers (1991)
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold [producer] (1994)
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold [writer] (1994)
Enola Gay: The Men, the Mission, the Atomic Bomb (TV) (1980)
Human Feelings (TV) (1979)
Memories of Me (1988)
Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Rabbit Test (1978)
Running Scared (1986)
SST Disaster in the Sky (TV) [flight attendant] (1977)
Sweet Freedom (music video)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Throw Momma from the Train (1987)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Curtin, Jane
------------
"Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" [herself] (1991.07.??)
"Creative Cooking" (cable)
"Dave's World" (1994.02.28)
"Kate and Allie" [Allie Lowell] (1984)
"Life of Python" [herself] (1989)
"Retaining Laughter" (cable)
"Working it Out" (1990)
(The Proposition comedy troupe)
Common Ground (TV) (1990)
Coneheads, The [Prymaat Conehead] (1993)
Divorce Wars: A Love Story (TV) (1982)
How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980)
Maybe Baby (TV) (1988)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979)
O.C. and Stiggs (1987)
Suspicion (TV) (1987)
Cusack, Joan
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Addams Family Values (1993)
Allnighter, The (1987)
Broadcast News (1987)
Cabinet of Dr. Ramirez, The (1991)
Class (1983)
Corrina, Corrina (1994)
Cutting Loose
Fat Man and Little Boy (1989)
Grandview, U.S.A. (1984)
Hero (1992)
Married to the Mob (1988)
Men Don't Leave (1990)
My Blue Heaven (1990)
My Bodyguard (1980)
Say Anything... (1989)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Stars and Bars (1988)
Toys (1992)
Working Girl (1988)
Davis, Tom
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"New Show, The" [writer]
Coneheads, The [writer] (1993)
Date Night
Face of a Stranger (TV) (1991)
Feud, The (1989)
One More Saturday Night (1986)
Trading Places (1983)
Dillon, Denny
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"Dream On" (cable) (1990)
"Night Court"
"Women in Prison" (1987)
Grace Quigley (1984)
House IV (1992)
Life on the Edge (1992)
My One and Only (stage)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Seven Minutes in Heaven (1986)
Downey Jr., Robert
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"Mussolini: The Untold Story" (mini) (1985)
1969 (1988)
Air America (1990)
America (1986)
Baby, It's You (1983)
Back to School (1986)
Bad Influence (1990)
Chances Are (1988)
Chaplin (1992)
Firstborn (1984)
Greaser's Palace (1972)
Heart and Souls (1993)
Johnny Be Good (1988)
Last Party, The (1993)
Less Than Zero (1987)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Pick-up Artist, The (1987)
Rented Lips (1988)
Soapdish (1991)
That's Adequate (1989)
To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
Too Much Sun (1991)
True Believer (1989)
Tuff Turf (1985)
Up the Academy (1980)
Weird Science (1985)
Downey, Jim
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Doyle-Murray, Brian
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"Bakersfield P.D."
"Get A Life"
"Good Sports" (1991)
"Married With Children" (1992.11.08.)
"Seinfeld [bubble boy episode]" (repeat on 1993.03.25)
"Wings" (1992.05.03.)
(Second City Improv)
Babe Ruth (TV) (1991)
Cabin Boy (1993)
Caddyshack (1980)
Club Paradise (1986)
Experts, The (1989)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Groundhog Day [the mayor?] (1993)
Head Office (1986)
How I Got Into College (1989)
JFK [Jack Ruby] (1991)
Legal Eagles (1986)
Modern Problems (1981)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Razor's Edge, The (1984)
Scrooged (1988)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Wayne's World (1992)
Duke, Robin
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"SCTV" (1983)
Blue Monkey (1987)
Club Paradise (1986)
Groundhog Day [Doris the Waitress] (1993)
Motorama (1992)
Only You (1991)
Dunn, Nora
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"Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??)
"Get a Life - Prisoner of Love" (1991.12.14)
"Sisters" [Norma]
(a talk show on the Playboy Channel)
Born Yesterday (1993)
How I Got Into College (1989)
Miami Blues (1990)
Passion Fish (1992)
Stepping Out (1991)
Working Girl (1988)
Ebersole, Christine
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"Cavanaughs, The" (1986)
"Rachel Gunn, R.N." (1992)
"Ryan's Hope" (1975)
"Valerie" (1986)
Acceptable Risks (TV) (1986)
Amadeus (1984)
Dead Again (1991)
Dollmaker, The (TV) (1984)
Dying to Love You (TV) (1993)
Folks! (1992)
Ghost Dad (1990)
Mac and Me (1988)
Thief of Hearts (1984)
Tootsie (1982)
Fallon, Siobhan
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"Seinfeld"
"Unnaturals, The"
Paper, The (1994)
Farley, Chris
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"Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??)
"Larry Sanders Show, The" (cable) (1993?.09.29)
(ESPN basketball commercials)
(Second City Improv)
Airheads (1994)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Soul to Squeeze (music video) (1993)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Franken, Al
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"Late Night With Conan O'Brien"
"New Show, The" [writer]
"She TV"
(Comeday Central national convention coverage)
Date Night
I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! (book)
One More Saturday Night (1986)
Trading Places (1983)
When a Man Loves a Woman [writer]
Gottfried, Gilbert
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"Adventures in Wonderland" (cable)
"Cosby Show, The" (when Cliff buys new car)
"First Annual Fractured Film Awards" (1992.03.29)
"MTV's Spring Break '93" (cable) [Host?]
"Night Court"
"Problem Child" (cable) [voice of Mr. Peabody]
"Sunday Comics, The"
"Thicke of the Night" (1983)
"USA Up All Night" [Host]
"Wings" (winter 1994)
Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The [Johnny Crunch] (1990)
Aladdin [voice of Iago] (1992)
Bad Medicine [Tony Sandoval] (1985)
Beverly Hills Cop II [Sidney Bernstein] (1987)
Highway to Hell [Adolf Hitler] (1990)
Hot to Trot [Dentist] (1988)
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Never on Tuesday [Lucky Larry Lupin] (1988)
Problem Child [Mr. Peabody] (1990)
Problem Child 2 [Mr. Peabody] (1991)
Return of Jafar, The (made for video) [voice of Iago] (1994)
Silk Degrees (1994)
Thumbelina [voice of Mr. Beetle] (1994)
Gross, Mary
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"Billy" (1979)
"Murphy Brown" [Lamaze instructor] (1992.04?.??)
"People Next Door, The" (1989)
Baby Boom (1987)
Big Business (1988)
Casual Sex? (1988)
Club Paradise (1986)
Couch Trip, The (1988)
Feds (1988)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989)
Guest, Christopher
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"Blind Ambition" (mini) (1979)
"Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell"
"Simpsons, The - The Otto Show" [voice] (1992.04.23)
"Spinal Tap Reunion (1992.12.24)"
"You Look Marvelous" (cable)
(Heinz ketchup commercial)
? Blind Ambition
Attack of the 50-Foot Woman [director] (1993)
Beyond Therapy (1987)
Death Wish (1974)
Few Good Men, A (1992)
Girlfriends (1978)
Heartbeeps (1981)
It Happened One Christmas (TV) (1977)
Last Word, The (1979)
Lemmings (stage)
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Long Riders, The (1980)
Million Dollar Infield (TV) (1982)
Piano for Mrs. Cimino, A (TV) (1982)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Shame of the Jungle (1975)
Sticky Fingers (1988)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Hall, Anthony Michael
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Into the Sun (1992)
Johnny Be Good (1988)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Out of Bounds (1986)
Running Out (TV) (1983)
Six Degrees of Separation
Six Pack (1982)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Weird Science (1985)
Who Do I Gotta Kill? (1992)
Hall, Brad
----------
Guardian, The (1990)
Practical Theater Company, The (improv group)
Troll (1986)
Hall, Rich
----------
"First Annual Fractured Film Awards" (1992.03.29)
"Fridays"
"Not Necessarily the News" (cable) (1983)
One Crazy Summer (1986)
Hartman, Phil
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"7th Annual American Comedy Awards" (1993.03.03)
"Critic, The" [voice] (1994.03.02)
"Darkwing Duck" [voice]
"Dennis the Menace" [voice]
"Donahue: The 25th Anniversary" (1992.11.15)
"Later With Bob Costas 3rd Anniversary" (1991.10.03)
"MTV Music Awards" (cable) (1992.09.09)
"Our Time" (1985)
"Parker Lewis - Lewis & Son" (1992.09.20)
"Pee Wee's Playhouse" [Captain Carl]
"Pee Wee's Playhouse" [writer]
"Pee-wee Herman Show, The" (cable) [Captain Carl]
"Pee-wee Herman Show, The" (cable) [writer]
"Pop and Rocker Game, The" (announcer)
"Simpsons, The - Bart Gets Hit By a Car" [voice] (1991.01.10)
"Simpsons, The - Bart the Lover" [voice] (02/13/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Bart the Murderer" [voice] (10/10/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Bart's Friend Falls in Love" [voice] (05/07/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Brother From the Same Planet" [voice] (02/04/1993)
"Simpsons, The - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" [voice] (12/05/91)
"Simpsons, The - Duffless" [voice] (02/19/1993)
"Simpsons, The - Flaming Moe" [voice] (11/??/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Homer Alone" [voice] (02/26/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment" [voice] (02/07/1991)
"Simpsons, The - Lisa the Greek" [voice] (01/23/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Marge Gets a Job" [voice] (11/05/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Marge in Chains" [voice] (05/06/1993)
"Simpsons, The - Marge vs. the Monorail" [voice] (01/14/1993)
"Simpsons, The - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington" [voice] (09/26/1991)
"Simpsons, The - Mr. Plow" [voice] (11/19/1992)
"Simpsons, The - New Kid on the Block, The" [voice] (11/12/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Old Money" [voice] (03/28/1991)
"Simpsons, The - Radio Bart" [voice] (01/09/1992)
"Simpsons, The - Saturdays of Thunder" [voice] (11/14/1991)
"Simpsons, The - Selma's Choice" [voice] (01/21/1993)
"Simpsons, The - Streetcar Named Marge, A" [voice] (10/01/1992)
"So I Married an Axe Murderer MTV Special" (cable) (1993)
"Tiny Toon Adventures" [voice]
"Tom and Jerry Kids Show" [voice]
"Word From Our Sponsor II, A" (1993.09.23)
"Word From Our Sponsor, A" (1992.10.01)
(Budweiser commercials on radio)
(E! commercials)
(New Jersey Bell commercials)
(numerous British television commercials)
(tennis shoe commercial)
Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
Blind Date (1987)
Brave Little Toaster, The [voice] (1987)
CB4 (1993)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Fletch Lives (1989)
Greedy (1994)
Groundlings, The (improv group)
How I Got Into College (1989)
Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986)
Last Resort (1986)
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
One Special Victory (TV) (1991)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Quick Change (1990)
Three Amigos! (1986)
Hooks, Jan
----------
"Designing Women" (1986)
"Tush" (cable)
Batman Returns (1992)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Funland (1986)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Wildcats (1986)
Hutsell, Melanie
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"MTV's Spring Break '93" (cable)
Real Live Brady Bunch, The (stage)
Jackson, Victoria
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"1/2 Hour Comedy Hour, The" (1983)
"Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??)
"Garfield and Friends"
"Half Nelson" (1985)
"U.S.A. Music Challenge" (1992.06.04)
"Walter"
(Comedy Central commercials)
Baby Boom (1987)
Casual Sex? (1988)
Couch Trip, The (1988)
Dream a Little Dream (1989)
Family Business (1989)
Half Nelson (TV) (1985)
I Love You to Death (1990)
Pick-up Artist, The (1987)
UHF (1989)
Kaufman, Andy
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"Fridays"
"Taxi" (1978)
"Van Dyke and Company" (1976)
?? Man on the Moon (music video)
Demon (aka God Told Me Too) (1977)
Heartbeeps (1981)
In God We Tru$t (1980)
My Breakfast with Blassie (1983)
Kazurinsky, Tim
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"Married With Children" (1991.11.03)
About Last Night [writer] (1986)
Big City Comedy (video) (1986)
Continental Divide (1981)
Dinner at Eight (TV) (1989)
Hot to Trot [Leonard] (1988)
My Bodyguard (1980)
Neighbors (1981)
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
Princess and the Pea, The (TV)
Shakes the Clown (1991)
This Wife for Hire (TV)
Wedding Band (TV) (1990)
Kroeger, Gary
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"Comic Strip Live" (1989)
"LA Law" (1993.01.07)
"Murder, She Wrote - Murder in Milan"
"Spies" (1987)
Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (TV) (1990)
Big Picture, The (1989)
Deadly Weapon (1989)
Man Called Sarge, A (1990)
Practical Theater Company, The (improv group)
Return of the Shaggy Dog, The (TV) (1987)
Louis-Dreyfus, Julia
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"7th Annual American Comedy Awards" (1993.03.03)
"Day by Day" (1988)
"Seinfeld" (1990)
"Sesame Street's 25th Anniversary" (1994.05.18)
"Spy Magazine Hit List" (1992.12.02)
(Nice 'n' Easy commercials)
(Pepsi Max commercials)
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
Jack the Bear (1993)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
North (1994)
Practical Theater Company, The (improv group)
Soul Man (1986)
Troll (1986)
Lovitz, Jon
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"65th Annual Academy Awards" (1993.03.29)
"Critic, The" [voice]
"Foley Square" (1985)
"League of Their Own, A" (1993.04.10)
"Married With Children" (1991.11.17)
"Please Watch the Jon Lovitz Special, The" (1992.05.17)
"Simpsons, The - Streetcar Named Marge, A" [voice] (1992.10.01)
"Tales From the Crypt" (HBO)
? Coneheads, The (1993)
American Tale, An: Fievel Goes West [voice] (1991)
Big (1988)
Brave Little Toaster, The [voice] (1987)
City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986)
Last Resort (1986)
League of Their Own, A (1992)
Mom and Dad Save the World (1992)
Mr. Destiny (1990)
My Stepmother is an Alien (1988)
National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
North (1994)
Three Amigos! (1986)
MacDonald, Norm
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Matthius, Gail
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"Animaniacs" [voice]
"Tiny Toon Adventures" [voice]
Laff Trax
McKean, Michael
---------------
"Grand" [Tom Smithson] (1990)
"Laverne and Shirley" [Lenny]
"Sessions"
Airheads (1994)
Big Picture, The [Emmet Sumner] (1989)
Book of Love [Adult Jack Twiller] (1990)
Classified Love (TV) (1986)
Clue [Mr. Green] (1985)
Coneheads [Gorman Seedling] (1993)
D.A.R.Y.L. [Andy Richardson] (1985)
Double Agent (TV) [Warren Starbinder] (1987)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)
Father's Homecoming, A (TV) (1988)
Flashback [Hal] (1990)
Hider in the House [Phil Dreyer] (1989)
History of White People in America, The (Volume II) (TV) (1986)
Jumpin' Jack Flash [British Party Guest (uncredited)] (1986)
Light of Day [Bu Montgomery/The Barbusters] (1987)
Man Trouble [Eddy Revere] (1992)
Memoirs of an Invisible Man [George Talbot] (1992)
More Than Friends (TV) (1979)
Murder in High Places (TV) [Pettibone] (1991)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles [State Trooper] (1987)
Radioland Murders (1994)
Short Circuit 2 [Fred Ritter] (1988)
This Is Spinal Tap [David St. Hubbins] (1984)
True Identity [Harvey Cooper] (1991)
Used Cars (1980)
Young Doctors in Love (1982)
Meadows, Tim
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(Second City Improv)
They're All Gonna Laugh at You (cd)
Wayne's World 2 [Sammy Davis Jr.] (1993)
Metcalf, Laurie
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"Roseanne" [Jackie Harris]
Blink [Candice] (1994)
Candy Mountain [Alice] (1987)
Dangerous Woman, A [Anita] (1993)
Desperately Seeking Susan [Leslie] (1985)
Execution of Raymond Graham, The (TV) (1989)
Internal Affairs [Amy Wallace] (1990)
JFK [Susie Cox] (1991)
Making Mr. Right (1987)
Miles from Home [Exotic Dancer] (1988)
Mistress [Rachel Landisman] (1992)
Pacific Heights [Stephanie MacDonald] (1990)
Secret Life of Houses, The [Ann] (1994)
Stars and Bars (1988)
Uncle Buck [Marcie Dahlgren-Frost] (1989)
Michaels, Lorne
---------------
"20/20" (1992.12.11)
"Beautiful Phyllis Diller Show, The" [writer]
"Hart and Lorne Terrific Hour, The" [writer]
"Kids in the Hall, The" [producer]
"Late Night With Conan O'Brien" [producer]
"Lily Tomlin Specials" [producer]
"New Show, The" [producer]
"Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" [writer] (1968 to 1969)
"Today Makes Me Nervous" [writer]
"Vacant Lot, The" [producer]
Coneheads, The [producer] (1993)
Five Nights a Week at This Time (radio) [writer]
Gilda Radner, Live From New York (album) [producer]
Wayne's World [producer] (1992)
Wayne's World 2 [producer] (1993)
Miller, Dennis
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"Ben Stiller Show, The" (1992.12.20)
"Bing: His Legendary Years" (cable)
"Black and White" (cable)
"Comic Relief V" (cable) (1992.05.16)
"Comic Relief VI" (cable) (1994.01.15)
"Comic Strip Live"
"Dennis Miller Show, The"
"Dennis Miller" (cable)
"Dream On: And Bimbo Was His Name-O" (cable)
"Emmy Awards" (1992.08.30)
"Espy Awards" (cable)
"Girls' Night Out: The Young Comedians" (cable)
"Mr. Miller Goes to Washington" (cable)
"New York Night, A (1993)" (cable)
"State of the Union Undressed" (cable) (1994.01.25)
"They Shoot HBO Specials, Don't They?" (cable)
(Acura commercials)
(Miller Beer commercials)
(TGIFriday's Restaurant commercials)
Broken Highway (1993)
Madhouse (1990)
Quest, The (1986)
Mohr, Jay
---------
"Camp Wilder"
"Lip Service" (cable)
Morris, Garrett
---------------
"Diff'rent Strokes"
"General Hospital"
"Hill Street Blues"
"Hunter" [Sporty James] (1984)
"It's Your Move" (1984)
"Jeffersons, The"
"Married With Children"
"Martin" [Stan] (1992)
"Murder, She Wrote"
"Roc" (1991)
"Roll Out" (1973)
Almost Blue (1992)
Anderson Tapes, The (1971)
Blackbird Fly
Car Wash (1976)
Census Taker, The
Children of the Night (1992)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Cooley High (1975)
Critical Condition (1987)
Dance to Win (1989)
Earth Angel (TV) (1991)
How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980)
Husbands, Wives, Money and Murder
Invisible Woman, The (TV) (1983)
Maid for Each Other (TV) (1992)
Motorama (1992)
Porgy and Bess (stage)
Severed Ties (1992)
Showboat (stage)
Stuff, The (1985)
Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977)
Underachievers, The (1987)
Where's Poppa? (1970)
Murphy, Eddie
-------------
"7th Annual American Comedy Awards" (1993.03.03)
"Friday Night Videos" (1993.02.13)
"MTV Music Awards" (cable) (1992.09.09)
"Party all the Time" (music video)
"Remember the Time" (music video)
"Soul Train Music Awards" (1993.03.09)
"What's Up With You" (music video)
48 HRS. [Reggie Hammond] (1982)
Another 48 HRS. [Reggie Hammond] (1990)
Best Defense (1984)
Beverly Hills Cop [Axel Foley] (1984)
Beverly Hills Cop II [Axel Foley] (1987)
Beverly Hills Cop III [Axel Foley] (1994)
Boomerang (1992)
Coming to America (1988)
Distinguished Gentlemen, The (1992)
Eddie Murphy - Delirious (video) (1983)
Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Golden Child, The (1986)
Harlem Nights (1990)
Trading Places [Valentine] (1983)
Murray, Bill
------------
"Dateline NBC" (1992.12.15)
"Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell"
"Square Pegs"
"TV TV Show, The" (1977)
(Second City Improv)
? Blues Brothers, The (1980) (in the mall buying Miss Piggy?)
All You Need is Cash (TV) (1978)
Caddyshack (1980)
First Love (1977)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Groundhog Day [Phil Connors] (1993)
Jungle Burger (1975)
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Loose Shoes (1980)
Mad Dog and Glory (1993)
Meatballs (1979)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979)
Nothing Lasts Forever (1984)
Quick Change (1990)
Razor's Edge, The (1984)
Scrooged (1988)
Shame of the Jungle [voice] (1975)
She's Having a Baby (1988)
Stripes (1981)
Things We Did Last Summer, The (1977)
Tootsie (1982)
What About Bob? (1991)
Where the Buffalo Roam (1980)
Myers, Mike
-----------
"64th Annual Academy Awards" (1992.03.30)
"Boogie Jr. (Pilot)" [host]
"So I Married an Axe Murderer MTV Special (1993)" (cable)
"Wayne's World 2 MTV Special" (cable) (1993.12.??)
"Wayne's World MTV Special" (cable) (1992.09.14)
?? Hot and Bothered (music video)
Ballroom Blitz (music video) (1992)
Bohemian Rhapsody (music video) (1992)
Saturday Night (music video) (1993)
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Wayne's World [Wayne Campbell] (1992)
Wayne's World 2 [Wayne Campbell] (1993)
Nealon, Kevin
-------------
"Comic Strip Live"
"Edge, The" (1993.07.11) (rerun?)
"Emmy Awards" (1992.08.30)
"Larry Sanders Show, The" (cable)
(Miller Beer Commercials)
All I Want for Christmas (1991)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Hot Shot (1986)
Roxanne (1987)
Newman, Laraine
---------------
"Dream On: And Bimbo Was His Name-O" (cable)
"Laverne & Shirley"
"Manhattan Transfer" (1975)
"New Show, The"
American Hot Wax (1978)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Flintstones, The [reporter] (1994)
Her Life as a Man (TV) (1984)
Invaders from Mars (1986)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979)
Perfect (1985)
Problem Child 2 (1991)
Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird [voice] (1985)
Stardust Memories (1980)
This Wife for Hire (TV) (1985)
Tunnelvision (1976)
We're all DEVO (music video/album) (1983)
Wholly Moses! (1980)
Novello, Don
------------
"Chicken Little Comedy Hour"
"SCTV" [writer]
"Smothers Brothers Show, The" (1975)
"Square Pegs" [Father Guido Sarducci]
Father Guido Sarducci Goes to College (1985)
Gilda Live (1980)
Godfather, Part III, The (1990)
Head Office (1986)
Lazlo Letters (book)
Lazlo Letters Volume 2 (book) (or something similar)
New York Stories (1989)
Spirit of 76, The (1990)
Spy Magazine (as Lazlo Toth)
Tucker: The Man and His Dream (1988)
O'Donoghue, Michael
-------------------
(some book about Socks Clinton) (book)
Head Office (1986)
Itsy Bitsy Spider, The [writer]
Manhattan (1979)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video [producer] (1979)
National Lampoon Magazine [writer]
Scrooged [writer] (1988)
Spin Magazine [writer]
Wall Street (1987)
Piscopo, Joe
------------
"Dog's Life, A"
"Star Trek: The Next Generation - The Outrageous Okona" [comedian] (1988.12.10)
(General Nutrition Center commercials)
(Miller Beer commercials)
Dead Heat (1988)
Johnny Dangerously (1984)
King Kong (1976)
Sidekicks (1993)
Wise Guys (1986)
Quaid, Randy
------------
"Davis Rules" (1991)
Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, The (1974)
Bloodhounds of Broadway (1989)
Bound for Glory (1976)
Breakout (1975)
Caddyshack II (1988)
Choirboys, The (1977)
Cold Dog Soup (1990)
Days of Thunder (1990)
Dead Solid Perfect (TV) (1988)
Evil in Clear River (TV) (1988)
Fool for Love (1985)
Foxes (1980)
Frankenstein (TV) (1993)
Freaked (1993)
Getting Away from It All (TV) (1971)
Great Niagara, The (TV) (1974)
Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones (TV) (1980)
Heartbeeps (1981)
Inside the Third Reich (TV) (1982)
Last Detail, The (1973)
Last Picture Show, The (1971)
Last Ride of the Dalton Gang, The (TV) (1979)
LBJ: The Early Years (TV) (1987)
Lolly-Madonna XXX (1973)
Long Riders, The (1980)
Martians Go Home (1990)
Midnight Express (1978)
Missouri Breaks, The (1976)
Moving (1988)
Murder in the Heartland (TV) (1993)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
No Man's Land (1987)
Of Mice and Men (TV) (1981)
Out Cold (1989)
Paper Moon (1973)
Paper, The (1994)
Parents (1989)
Quick Change (1990)
Slugger's Wife, The (1985)
Streetcar Named Desire, A (TV) (1984)
Sweet Country (1986)
Targets (1968)
Texasville (1991)
Wild Life, The (1984)
Wraith, The (1986)
Radner, Gilda
-------------
"Muppet Show, The" (1978)
"New Show, The"
(Second City Improv)
? First Love (1977)
Animalympics [voice] (1979)
First Family (1980)
Gilda Live (1980)
Gilda Radner, Live From New York (album)
Hanky Panky (1982)
Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
It Came From Hollywood (1982)
It's Always Something (book)
Last Detail, The (1973)
Movers & Shakers (1985)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979)
Roseanne Roseannedanna's "Hey, Get Back to Work!" Book (book)
Woman in Red, The (1984)
Risley, Ann
-----------
Annie Hall (1977)
Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean (1982)
El Diablo (TV) (1990)
Manhattan (1979)
Stardust Memories (1980)
Sunstroke (TV) (1992)
Rock, Chris
-----------
"In Living Color"
"MTV's House of Style" (cable) (1993.02.14)
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Boomerang (1992)
CB4 (1993)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
New Jack City (1992)
Rocket, Charles
---------------
"Flying Blind" (1993.02.14)
"Max Headroom"
"Moonlighting" [Richard Addison]
"Murder, She Wrote"
"Murphy's Law" (1988)
"Parker Lewis Can't Lose"
"Quantum Leap - A Leap for Lisa" (1992.05.20)
"Quantum Leap - A Little Miracle" (1990.12.21)
"Thirtysomething"
"Wild Palms" (mini) (1993)
(a Tom Petty music video) (music video)
?? Short Cuts
Dances with Wolves [Lieutenant Elgin] (1990)
Delirious (1991)
Down Twisted (1987)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)
Fraternity Vacation (1985)
Hocus Pocus [Dave] (1993)
Honeymoon Academy (1990)
How I Got Into College (1989)
Miracles (1986)
Outlaws, The (TV) (1984)
Rosato, Tony
------------
"Diamonds" (1987)
"LA Law" (spring 1992)
"Night Heat" (1985)
"SCTV"
Busted Up (1986)
Courage (TV) (1986)
Diamond Fleece, The (TV) (1992)
Hands of a Stranger (TV) (1987)
Hog Wild (1980)
Improper Channels (1981)
In Defense of a Married Man (TV) (1990)
Mystery Date (1991)
Sadie and Son (TV) (1987)
Separate Vacations (1986)
Switching Channels (1988)
Sandler, Adam
-------------
"Cosby Show, The"
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien"
"Remote Control" (cable)
"They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (cd)
Airheads (1994)
Babes Ahoy
Shakes the Clown (1991)
Schneider, Rob
--------------
"HBO Young Comedian's Special" (cable)
"They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (cd)
(Bay Area Music Awards)
Beverly Hillbillies [Woodrow Tyler] (1993)
Coneheads, The (1993)
Demolition Man (1993)
Home Alone 2 Lost in New York [Bellman] (1992)
Martians Go Home [Voyeur Martian] (1990)
Necessary Roughness [Chuck Neiderman] (1991)
Surf Ninjas [Iggy] (1993)
Shaffer, Paul
-------------
"Late Night with David Letterman" (1982-1993)
"Late Show with David Letterman, The" (1993-)
"New York Night, A (1993)" (cable)
"Square Pegs" (composer)
"Tears Are Not Enough" (famine relief song)
"Viva Shaf Vegas" (cable)
"Year at the Top, A" (1977)
(Red Cross commercials)
(World's Most Dangerous Band CDs title?)
Gilda Live (1980)
Gilda Radner, Live From New York (album) [producer]
It's Raining Men [writer/composer]
Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Mr. Mike's Mondo Video (1979)
Scrooged [street musician] (1988)
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
Shearer, Harry
--------------
"Fernwood 2 Night" [program consultant and writer]
"Golden Girls, The" [voice of President Bush]
"Laverne & Shirley" [writer]
"Leave it to Beaver - Pilot Episode" [Eddie Haskell!]
"Los Angeles Times Magazine" (newspaper column)
"Simpsons, The" [voice] (1989)
"Spinal Tap Reunion" [Derek Smalls] (1992.12.24)
"Spy Magazine Hit List" (1992.12.02)
(Credibility Gap improv group)
Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
Animalympics [voice] (1979)
Blood and Concrete (1991)
Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Hometown Boy Makes Good (TV) (1974)
Jack Benny Program (radio)
Le Show (radio)
League of Their Own, A (1992)
Mistress, The
My Stepmother is an Alien (1988)
One Trick Pony (1980)
Oscar (1991)
Plain Clothes (1988)
Portrait of a White Marriage (cable)
Pure Luck (1991)
Real Life (1979)
Right Stuff, The (1983)
Robe, The
This is Spinal Tap (1984) [Derek Smalls]
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Shore, Howard
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After Hours (composer) (1985)
Big (composer) (1988)
Brood, The (composer) (1979)
Dead Ringers (composer) (1988)
Fly, The (composer) (1986)
Gilda Live (actor) (1980)
Guilty as Sin (composer) (1993)
Heaven (composer) (1987)
I Miss You, Hugs and Kisses (composer) (1978)
Kiss Before Dying, A (composer) (1991)
Local Stigmatic, The (composer) (1989)
M. Butterfly (composer) (1993)
Mrs. Doubtfire (composer) (1993)
Naked Lunch (composer) (1992)
Postcards from the Edge (composer) (1990)
Prelude to a Kiss (composer) (1992)
Scanners (composer) (1980)
She-Devil (composer) (1989)
Signs of Life (composer) (1989)
Silence of the Lambs, The (composer) (1991)
Single White Female (composer) (1992)
Sliver (composer) (1993)
Videodrome (composer) (1983)
Short, Martin
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"20/20" (1992.12.11)
"Associates, The" (1979)
"Completely Mental Misadventures Of Ed Grimley, The" (voice)
"Girls' Night Out: The Young Comedians" (cable)
"I'm a Big Girl Now" (1980)
"Maniac Mansion" (cable)
"SCTV" (1983)
"Sesame Street's 25th Anniversary" (1994.05.18)
"Spinal Tap Reunion" (1992.12.24)
(McDonald's training film)
Big Picture, The (1989)
Captain Ron [Martin Harvey] (1992)
Clifford (1994)
Cross My Heart (1987)
Family Man, The (TV) (1979)
Father of the Bride [Franck Eggelhoffer] (1991)
Godspell (stage)
Innerspace (1987)
Lost and Found (1979)
Pure Luck (1991)
Really Weird Tales (TV) (1987)
Sunset Limousine (TV) (1983)
Three Amigos! (1986)
Three Fugitives (1989)
We're Back! A Dinsosaur's Story (1993)
Silverman, Sarah
----------------
Smigel, Rob
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"American Sports Awards" (1993.03.??)
"Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan" (1991.07.??)
"Late Night with Conan O'Brien" [writer]
Smith, GE
---------
(Bob Dylan Tour)
(Hall & Oates Tour)
?? H2O (album)
?? Private Eyes (album)
?? You Make My Dreams Come True (music video)
Big Bam Boom (album)
Gilda Live (1980)
Rock and Soul Part One (album)
Spade, David
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"Girls' Night Out: The Young Comedians" (cable)
"HBO Young Comedian's Special" (cable)
"Larry Sanders Show, The" (cable) (1992.12.16)
"MTV Music Awards" (cable) (1992.09.09)
"They're All Gonna Laugh at You" (cd)
(1-800-COLLECT commercials)
PCU
Stephenson, Pamela
------------------
"Not the Nine O'Clock News"
Bloodbath at the House of Death (1984)
Comeback, The (1978)
Finders Keepers (1984)
History of the World - Part 1 (1981)
Les Patterson Saves the World (1990)
Private Collection (1972)
Scandalous (1984)
Superman III (1983)
Stiller, Ben
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"Ben Stiller Show, The" (1992)
"MTV Music Awards" (cable) [presenter] (1994.09.08)
Empire of the Sun (1988)
Fresh Horses [Tipton] (1988)
Heavyweights (1994)
Highway to Hell [Pluto's Cook and Attila the Hun] (1990)
Hot Pursuit [Chris Honeywell] (1987)
Next of Kin [Lawrence] (1989)
Reality Bites [director] (1994)
Reality Bites [Michael Grates] (1994)
Stella (1990)
Working Trash (TV) (1990)
Sweeney, Julia
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"Emmy Awards" (1992.08.
Gremlins 2 The New Batch (1990)
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Neighbor (music video)
Sweeney, Terry
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Shag [writer] (1989)
Vance, Danitra
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Colored Museum, The (stage) [airplane stewardess/pregnant girl/woman with talking wigs]
Cover Girl and the Cop, The (TV) (1989)
Hangin' with the Homeboys (1991)
Jumpin at the Boneyard (1991)
Limit Up (1989)
Little Man Tate (1991)
Spunk (stage)
Sticky Fingers (1988)
War of the Roses, The (1989)
Vitale, Dan
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Wayans, Damon
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"In Living Color" (1990)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Blankman (1994)
Colors (1988)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)
Hollywood Shuffle (1987)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988)
Last Boy Scout, The (1991)
Look Who's Talking Too [voice] (1990)
Mo' Money (1992)
Punchline (1988)
Roxanne (1987)
Zweibel, Alan
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"It's Garry Shandling's Show" (cable) [writer]
North [writer] (1994)
Roseanne Roseannedanna's "Hey, Get Back to Work!" Book (book)
Thanks to:
The cast and crew of "Saturday Night"
Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage
history of Saturday Night Live')
The movie database server (mo...@ibmpcug.co.uk)
obiwan <obi...@netcom.com>
James C Carson <jca...@hubcap.clemson.edu>
Jon Austin <ja2...@mothra.acs.appstate.edu>
David R. Jaracz <d_ja...@oz.plymouth.edu>
Richard Gassan <GASSAN%A1.OUVA...@ouvaxa.cats.ohiou.edu>
Jeffrey Neau <je...@cray.com>
Jared D. Brame
David McAnally <d...@maths.uq.oz.au>
Jennifer Laurie <Jennifer....@nd.edu>
Bill Reeves <bre...@us.oracle.com>
John J Cassidy <cas...@cps.msu.edu>
Steve Moss <steve...@support.com>
Marlon Shows <sh...@athena.mit.edu>
Steve Portigal <ste...@snowhite.cis.uoguelph.ca>
DANIEL BENJAMIN SALTZSTEIN <dbsa...@unix.amherst.edu>
Joshua Epstein <joshua....@trincoll.edu>
Pete Barlow <PMBA...@MIAVX1.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU>
Delilah the Delirious <eah...@orion.oac.uci.edu>
Scott Rixon <sri...@sol.uvic.ca>
Eric Matsuda <emat...@west.darkside.com>
RiffRaff <PCO...@wvnvm.wvnet.edu>
Dave Mackey <davem...@bix.com>
Anders Uhl Pedersen <a...@ddci.dk>
Chuck G. <chu...@sugar.NeoSoft.COM>
Mark Yocom <myo...@gonzo.cc.wwu.edu>
Don Porter <d...@saturn.wustl.edu>
hmccracken on BIX< hmccr...@BIX.com>
Greenpeace -- DC <waste...@igc.apc.org>
Adam Lipkin <ali...@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu>
craw...@Arizona.EDU
Andrew Ku <a...@leland.stanford.edu>
Peter Naegele <pna...@uoft02.utoledo.edu>
Special big thanks to:
The World Wide Web movie server: http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
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Last-modified: 1994/09/20
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Saturday Night Live FAQ: Recurring Characters
==============================================
Saturday Night Recurring Characters is a list of recurring characters
from NBC's Saturday Night. I have tried to limit the list to recurring
characters, but some of the single appearance characters have been
memorable enough to list them anyway. I'm also listing anytime a
player has done a celebrity. There have also been hosts that have
played recurring characters. A few of them have been added at the
end of the list.
Aykroyd, Dan
------------
Weekend Update anchor
Elwood Blues
Yortuk Festrunk (a wild and crazy guy)
Jimmy Carter
Richard Nixon
Beldar Singh Conehead
Leonard Pinth-Garnell
Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute
Tom Snyder
Bass-O-Matic pitchman
Shark Hunter
Mel (of Mel's Char Palace)
Julia Child
E. Buzz Miller
Robert Dole
Erwin Mainway
chef at Olympia Cafe
Ex-Police
Jason (drug user)
Norge refrigerator repairman
Scottish restaurant owner
Rod Serling
Clark Gable
a bee
Aykroyd, Peter
--------------
Java Junkie
Belushi, Jim
------------
Willie Nelson
Captain Kangaroo
Rappin' Jimmy B
Santa, the Terminator
Rosemary Cloony
Jennifer Beals
Richard Donner
Belushi, John
-------------
Joliet Jake Blues
The Samurai
Pete (Olympia Cafe owner)
Leader of the Coneheads
Henry Kissinger
Shark Hunter
Ludwig von Beethoven
Captain of The Raging Queen
Fred Silverman
Elizabeth Taylor
Joe Cocker
Windowpane Watson (drug user)
Rasputin
Damien (from The Omen)
Truman Capote
Humphrey Bogart
Head of Sodom Tourism Bureau
a bee
Marlon Brando
Danny Thomas
Billy Gray
Brooks, Albert
--------------
himself?
Brown, A. Whitney
-----------------
Weekend Update commentator
Cahill, Beth
------------
Tri-Delt
Denise Swerski (Miss South Side of Chicago)
Marcia Brady
Carvey, Dana
------------
Garth Algar
George Bush
H. Ross Perot
Grumpy Old Man
Casey Kasem
Dennis Miller
John McLaughlin
Enid Strict (The Church Lady)
Hans
Johnny Carson
Carsenio
Massive Headwound Harry
Scott Hamilton
Strom Thurmond
Jimmy Stewart
Regis Philbin
Jerry Brown
Chris (Pat's SO)
Dan Quayle
John Travolta
Michael J. Fox
Bob Dylan
Lyle the Effeminate Heterosexual
Asian store owner (his name might be Ching Chang)
Prince Charles
Woody Allen
"guy in restuarant who says, 'Wait at the bar'"
a Sammie
George F. Will
Frank Zappa
Al Pacino
Ted Koppel
Derek Stevens (the "choppin' broccoli" singer)
Mickey Rooney
Neil Young
Jim McKay
Davis Lee Roth
Chase, Chevy
------------
Weekend Update anchor
Gerald Ford
The Shark
a bee
Cleghorne, Ellen
----------------
Queen Shenequa
Zarada (NBC page)
Anita Hill
Natalie Cole
Amy Fisher
Sister Souljah
Patti LaBelle
Mary J. Blige
Dr. Dre
Kim Wayans
Anita Baker
Marla Gibbs
Robin Quivers
Guinan/Whoopi Goldberg
Joycelyn Elders
Tina Turner
Coe, George
-----------
Crystal, Billy
--------------
Fernando
Buddy Young Jr.
Sammy Davis Jr.
Frankie (the "don't you hate it when" guy)
Muhammand Ali
Kitty Brynner
Ted Baxter
Joe Franklin
Prince
? Howard Cosell
Herve Villechaize
Christopher Guest's idiot bowling buddy
Pop (of Rice Krispies)
Joe Garagiola
Dr. Haing S. Ngor
Curtin, Jane
------------
Weekend Update anchor
Prymaat Conehead
Mrs. Widette
Mrs. Loopner
Joan Face
Iris de Flaminio
Ann Landers
Eleanor Roosevelt
Rula Lenska
Pat Nixon
Betty Ford
a Rhondette
a bee
Vivian Vance
Dolly Parton
Barbara Billingsley
Jane Wyatt
Joan Crawford
Cusack, Joan
------------
Brooke Shields
Jane Fonda
Davis, Tom
----------
Incredible Kiss-Ass
Dillon, Denny
-------------
Amy Carter
Pinky Waxman
Yoko Ono
teenager Debbie (Vicki's friend)
Downey Jr., Robert
------------------
Downey, Jim
-----------
Doyle-Murray, Brian
-------------------
Weekend Update anchor
Jerry Falwell
Rod Serling
Ken Anderson
Albert Einstein
Colonel Tom Parker
Duke, Robin
-----------
Wendy Whiner
Mrs. T
Shari Lewis (with Lambchop)
Paulette Clooney
Shelley Winters
Eva Braun
Dunn, Nora
----------
Leona Helmsley
Pat Stevens
Linda Dano
Marilyn Quayle
Patricia Schroeder
Liz Sweeney
Martina Navratilova
Babette (Weekend Update Correspondent)
Ann Landers
Joan Baez
Tyne Daly
Donna Rice
Ebersole, Christine
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Weekend Update anchor
Princess Diana
Mary Travers (from Peter, Paul, and Mary)
Britt Ekland
Cheryl Tiegs
Rona Barrett
Fallon, Siobhan
---------------
Tri-Delt
Farley, Chris
-------------
Carney Wilson
Tom Arnold
Jack Germond
Boris Yeltsin
Middle-Aged Man's Drinking Buddy
Superfan Todd O'Connor
B-Fats
Howell Heflin
Mama Cass
affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker
Cindy (Christie and Lucy's boss from The Gap)
Sandman the Clown
SuperPope
Bennett Brauer
General Norman Schwartzkopf
worker at Hub's Gyros
The Skipper (from Gilligan's Island)
George Wendt/Hillary Norman Peterson
Meatloaf
John Kruk
Matt Foley (the motivational speaker)
Andrew Giuliani
John Madden
Mr. O'Malley (Herlihy Boy assistant)
Chris Farley of the Chris Farley Show
Jerry Garcia
Franken, Al
-----------
Stuart Smalley
Paul Simon
Pat Robertson
Paul Tsongas
Henry Kissinger
Jim Bakker
Weekend Update mobile reporter
Gottfried, Gilbert
------------------
Leo Waxman
Roman Polanski
Gross, Mary
-----------
Weekend Update anchor
Alfalfa
Chichi
Mary Tyler Moore
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Celeste (married to Tim Kazurinsky's nerdy guy)
El Dorko's waitress
Siobhan Cahill
Geraldine Ferraro
Pee Wee Herman
Margaret Thatcher
Harriet Nelson
Marilyn Monroe
Brooke Shields
Eleanor Roosevelt
Leslie Uggams
Lena Horne
Mary Todd Lincoln
Ann Landers
Guest, Christopher
------------------
Saturday Night News anchor
Willie (the "don't you hate it when" guy)
Nigel Tufnel
Murray Slaughter (from MTM)
Red Skelton
PI Rajiv Vinderlu
coach of the synchronized swimming brothers
Billy Crystal's idiot bowling buddy
Crackle (of Rice Krispies)
James Mason
Alan Arkin
Hall, Anthony Michael
---------------------
Art Garfunkel
Bobby Kennedy
one of the Jones Brothers
Hall, Brad
----------
Saturday Night News anchor
Larry (of Larry's Corner)
John Hinckley
Mike (friend of El Dorko)
The Human Stapler
John Delorean
Walter Mondale
William F. Buckley
Hall, Rich
----------
Osgood Charles
David Byrne
Doug Flutie
Doug Henning
Paul Harvey
Wandering Man
Bernard Goetz
Hartman, Phil
-------------
Bill Clinton
Ted Kennedy
Barbara Bush
Frank Sinatra
Gene, The Anal Retentive Chef/Fisherman/Carpenter
Ed McMahon
Frankenstein
Cirroc (Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer)
Jack Nicholson
James Stockdale
Ronald Reagan
Jack Kemp
Joseph A. Wapner
Donald Trump
Santa Claus
Lee Iacocca
Phil Donahue
Kenny Rogers
Charlton Heston
Zeus
Kelsey Grammer/Dr. Frazier Crane
Burt Reynolds
Michael Eisner
Officer Miller
Frank Gifford
Jesus Christ
Telly Savalas
Russell Clark (senior editor of Sassy)
Susan (from Sprockets)
Sam Walton?
David Brinkley
Pat Buchanan
Lt. Worf/Michael Dorn
Jimmy Johnson
Elton John
Chick Hazard, P.I.
Jimmy the Greek
Dick Button
Liberace
Ray Combs
Roy Halston
Peter Graves
Hooks, Jan
----------
Hillary Clinton
Sinead O'Connor
Kitty Dukakis
Diane Sawyer
Dee Kelly
Candy Sweeney
Ivana Trump
Mrs. Claus
woman who swore in Dan Quayle (Sandra Day O'Connor?)
Jessica Hahn
Diane Sawyer
Nancy Reagan
Jean Marsh
Diana Ross
Mary Jo Buttafuoco
Mia Farrow
Tammy Faye Bakker
Marge Kiester
Sally Jesse Raphael
Sally Kellerman
Corazon Aquino
Shirley Maclaine
Elizabeth Dole
Peggy Fleming
Hutsell, Melanie
----------------
Jan Brady
Tori Spelling
Tammy Wynette
Tri-Delt
Monica Seles
Amy Fisher (as portrayed by Tori Spelling)
Anne Murray
Wynona Judd
Ricki Lake
Tonya Harding
Mayim Bialik/Blossom
Charo
Jackson, Victoria
-----------------
Roseanne Arnold
Edie Gorme
Cyndi Lauper
Rob Lowe
Cindy Brady
Nancy Maloney (singer at Johnny Spimozo's)
Toonces' owner
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Jenny (pious girl Church Lady accuses of sinning)
Fawn Hall
Kaufman, Andy
-------------
Elvis Presley
"Mighty Mouse lip syncher"
Kazurinsky, Tim
---------------
Paul Simon
Abna Guteim Vishnuberhier (the "Gandhi" guy)
Dr. Jack Betoffsky (the news doctor with the wacky diseases)
Mr. Robinson's landlord
Marvin (married to Mary Gross' nerdy lady)
Dr. Strangelove
the "I Married a Monkey" guy
Adolf Hitler
Larry "Bud" Melman
Menachem Begin
Moe Howard
Worthington Clotman
Ozzy Osbourne
Johnny Cash
David Stockman
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Forrest Gregg
Seiko
Klaus Barbie
Gary Hart
Wayne Huevos
Gandhi
Kroeger, Gary
-------------
Walter Mondale
Writer for "First Draft Theater"
Dwight McNamara
Julio Iglesias
Alan Alda
El Dorko
Ira Needleman (the singing oral surgeon)
Donny Osmond
Paul Shaffer
Yassir Arafat
Ted Kennedy
Larry Fine
Dustin Hoffman
Steve Bell
Bobby Kennedy
Carl Sagan
Louis-Dreyfus, Julia
--------------------
Consuela (friend of Chi Chi)
Rhoda from Mary Tyler Moore
Diana Ross
Patty Lynn Hunsacker (a teenage girl)
Linda Ronstadt
Nina Blackwood
Marie Osmond
Trudy
April May June
Linda Ellerbee
Becky (friend of El Dorko)
Joanne Worley
Weather Woman
Nastassia Kinski
Joanna Carson
Dr. Helen Caldicott
Lovitz, Jon
-----------
Tommy Flanagan (Pathological Liars Anonymous)
The Master Thespian
Tonto
Satan
Michael Dukakis
Harvey Fierstein
Hanukkah Harry
Annoying Man
Frenchie
Caspar Weinberger
Queen Elizabeth II
"I'm a jerk/out of my league guy"
Evelyn Quince
character similar to Grumpy Old Man
David Crosby
Ringo Starr
Eddie Spimozo (owner of the Jungle Room)
Host of "Tales of Ribaldry"
Gene Shalit
The Amazing Alexander
Sylvester Stallone
Tommy Lasorda
Howie Mandel
Don Adams
Raul Allegre
David (guy obsessed with Woody Allen)
Ivan Boesky
F. Murray Abraham
MacDonald, Norm
---------------
Weekend Update correspondent
Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Charles Kuralt
Andy Rooney
Flea
Matthius, Gail
--------------
Weekend Update anchor
teenager Vicki (Debbie's friend)
Nancy Reagan
Irene Cara
McKean, Michael
---------------
Howard Stern
Lenny Kosnowski (from Laverne and Shirley)
Vincent Price
Jeffrey Dahmer
Elvis Costello
Meadows, Tim
------------
Bernard Shaw
Clarence Thomas
Montel Williams
Sammy Davis Jr.
Handsome Black Guy
Joey Buttafuoco
old man from "Tales from the Barbeque"
Billy Dee Williams
Ike Turner
Todd Bridges
Snoop Doggy Dog
Russell Simmons
David Dinkins
Dion Sanders
Luther Vandross
Bryant Gumble
Captain Jim
Geordi LaForge/Levar Burton
Isaac the Bartender/Ted Lange
Michael Jackson
James Baldwin
Aaron Neville
Michaels, Lorne
---------------
"the producer"
Miller, Dennis
--------------
Weekend Update anchor
Gary Hart
Koko the Clown
Mohr, Jay
---------
Christopher Walken
Andrew McCarthey
Kenny G
Sean Penn
Don Rickles
Dick Vitale
lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers
Morris, Garrett
---------------
Chico Escuela
Assistant Leader of the Coneheads
Cliff (Czech brothers' friend)
Weekend Update translator
Sammy Davis Jr.
Uncle Remus
Elle Fitzgerald
Tina Turner
Diana Ross
Pearl Bailey
Cicely Tyson
a bee
Murphy, Eddie
-------------
Buh-Weet
Gumby
Mr. Robinson
James Brown
Stevie Wonder
Bill Cosby
Velvet Jones
Desmond Tutu
Dion Dion
Solomon
Raheem Abdul Muhammed
Little Richard Simmons
Tyrone Green
Mr. T
announcer for "Happy's Mayonnaise" restaurant
Alfred J. Shabazz (host of Black History Minute)
Mr. White
John David Stutts
Jesse Jackson?
Mohammed Ali
Jerry Lewis
Michael Jackson
Herschel Walker
Sammy Davis Jr.
Murray, Bill
------------
Weekend Update anchor
Nick (the lounge singer)
counterboy at Olympia Cafe
Todd LaBounta/DiLaMuca
David Susskind
host of "Quien Es Mas Macho?"
Walter Cronkite
Ex-Police
Earl of Sandwich
Father Alducci
Hercules
Charlie (of Pre-Chew Charlie's restaurant)
Jerry Aldini
Cary Grant
Myers, Mike
-----------
Wayne Campbell
Dieter
Lothar
Simon
Paul Baldwin
Linda Richman
Middle-Aged Man
Steve Lawrence
David Koresh
Superfan Pat Arnold
Tom Vu
Judy Garland
Lank Thompson (The Handsome Guy)
Mick Jagger
Charlie Sheen
George Stephanopoulos
John Ratzenberger/Clifford Claven
Stewart (owner of "All Things Scottish")
Carl Sagan
Joey Lawrence
Kenneth Reese Evans aka Cucumber Jones (host of "Theatre Stories")
Jean Chretien (PM of Canada)
Barbra Streisand
John Bobbitt
Phillip (the hyperactive kid)
Garth Brooks
Jonathan Pryce
Nealon, Kevin
-------------
Weekend Update anchor
Sam Donaldson
Mr. Subliminal
Tarzan
Franz
Rob Schneider
Mort Kondracke or Fred Barnes
Joseph Biden
Pierre Du Pont IV
Al Gore
Doug Llewelyn
Kirstie Alley's husband
Larry King
Superman
Greg Brady
Kevin Kline
Poseidon
Jay Leno
Ted Danson/Sam Malone
Mr. No Depth Perception
Charlie (abartender at Johnny Spimozo's)
a Sammie
Kenny Rogers
James Taylor
Frank Gannon, P.I.P.I.
Rudolf Giuliani
Brent Musberger?
Ted Wass/Nick Russo (of Blossom)
Michael Bolton
Don Regan
Newman, Laraine
---------------
Conjaab Conehead
Lady Pinth-Garnell
woman who drinks Bass-O-Matic products
waitress at Olympia Cafe
Beethoven's chambermaid
Christie Christina
Rosalynn Carter
Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme
Sunshine (drug user)
Maxine Universe
Carole King
woman at Nick's lounge acts
a Rhondette
a bee
Katherine Hepburn
Shirley Temple
Novello, Don
------------
Father Guido Sarducci
O'Donoghue, Michael
-------------------
Mr. Mike
Piscopo, Joe
------------
Frank Sinatra
Doug Whiner
David Letterman
Paulie Herman/The Jersey Guy
Blair
Pudge
Tom Snyder
Ed McMahon
Alfred E. Neuman
Jimmy Carter
Jim Fowler
Dan Rather
Ted Koppel
Ronald Reagan
Phil Donahue
Abraham Lincoln
Sports Guy (SNL Newsbreak correspondent)
Mr. Wonderful
Joan Rivers
Andy Rooney
Jerry Lewis
Allan Funt
Paul Harvey
Rex Reed
Curly Howard
John McEnroe
John Kenneth Galbraith
Pope John Paul II
Pat Cooper
Doug Llewelyn
Winston Churchill
Peter Marshall
David Hartman
Leonard Nimoy
Lee Iacocca
Jesse Jackson
James Watt
Pokey
Steve Lawrence
John Kennedy
Karl Malden
Richard Nixon
Dean Martin
Barbra Streisand
Tom Carvel
Quaid, Randy
------------
Ronald Reagan
Vlad the Impaler
Ed McMahon
host of "The Limits of Your Imagination"
Bat Masterson
John F. Kennedy
Joaqin Andujar
Radner, Gilda
-------------
Emily Litella
Roseanne Roseannadanna
Baba Wawa
Judy Miller
Lisa Loopner
Rhonda Weiss
Mrs. Mel (of Mel's Char Palace)
Beethoven's chambermaid
Lady Douchebag
Lillian Carter
Candy Slice
Lucille Ball?
a bee
Nadia Comenici
Christina Crawford
Risley, Ann
-----------
Rosalynn Carter
Rock, Chris
-----------
Nat X
guy from "I'm Chilling"
young man from "Tales from the Barbeque"
Luther Campbell
Long Dong Silver
Nipsy Russell
Michael Jackson
Willie Nelson
Mary Jo Buttafuoco
Willie Nelson
Buster Jenkins (Weekend Update correspondent)
Eddie Murphy
Rocket, Charles
---------------
Weekend Update anchor
Marlin Perkins
Ronald Reagan
David Rockefeller
Rosato, Tony
------------
Chef Marcello
Sylvester Stallone
Ed Meese
Rip Taylor
Yassir Arafat
Lou Costello
Richard Nixon
Captain Kangaroo
Abraham Lincoln
Sandler, Adam
-------------
Opera Man
Cajun Man
Sleepyhead
affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker
over-analytical audience member
Allen (Canteen Boy)
Iraqi Pete
Lucy (from The Gap)
Bill Cosby
Axl Rose
Peter Brady
worker at Hub's Gyros
Rhea Perlman/Carla Tortelli
Eddie Vedder (of Pearl Jam)
Brian (Denise's boyfriend)
Tim Herlihy
Richard Lewis
Bono
Pauly Shore
Pedro
David Brenner
Bruce Springsteen
Schneider, Rob
--------------
Richard Laimer (The Rich-man!)
The Sensitive Naked Guy
Mr. Casual Sex
affectionate restaurant worker/hotel worker
Elvis Presley
Billy Crystal
Orgasm Man
l'Homme d'Orgasme
Tammy Ledbetter
Emilio Estevez
Paul Simon
Bobby Brady
worker at Hub's Gyros
Fred Schneider (of the B-52's)
"Out of Africa Primitive Art" clerk (you put your weed in it)
Edward G. Robinson
k.d. lang
host of "Rob Schneider's Girlfriend Theatre"
Data/Brent Spiner
Tammy (worker at Donut Hut)
Shaffer, Paul
-------------
Don Kirshner
Shearer, Harry
--------------
Frank Reynolds
Jack Perkins
Earl Blackwell
Tom Snyder?
Mike Wallace
Derek Smalls
Ronald Reagan
Gerald (the synchronized swimmer)
Robin Leach
Tom Brokaw
Vin Scully
Shore, Howard
-------------
himself
Short, Martin
-------------
Ed Grimley
Doug Henning
Katharine Hepburn
Nathan Thurm (the nervous lawyer)
Jackie Rogers Jr.
Mick Jagger
Irving Cohn
Martina Navratilova
Lawrence Orbach (the synchronized swimmer)
Lawrence Orbach (the idiot cop, the idiot soldier)
Martin
Robin Williams
Snap (of Rice Krispies)
Lawrence Grossman
Silverman, Sarah
----------------
Weekend Update correspondent
Natalie Merchant
Cher
Smigel, Rob
-----------
Superfan Carl Walarski
worker at Hub's Gyros
Smith, GE
---------
himself?
guitarist for the Church Lady's band
Spade, David
------------
Hollywood Minute reporter
annoying receptionist for Dick Clark
H. Ross Perot double
Michael J. Fox
Christy (from The Gap)
Casey Casum?
Tom Petty
Matthew Broderick
Woody Harrelson/Woodrow Tiberius Boyd
Crispin Glover
David Pirner (of Soul Asylum)
Don LaPre
Joan Rivers
Kurt Cobain
Stephenson, Pamela
------------------
Billy Idol
Madonna
Prince
Joan Collins
Georgette (from Mary Tyler Moore show)
Dame Peggy Ashcroft
Stiller, Ben
------------
Eddie Munster
Sweeney, Julia
--------------
Pat Riley
Chelsea Clinton
Ethel Merman
Jane Pauley
Loni Anderson
Mrs. Patridge
Naina Yeltsin
Peg Bundy
Nancy Sinatra
Katharine Hepburn
Deanna Troi/Marina Sirtis
Leslie Abramson
Naomi Judd
Sweeney, Terry
--------------
Diana Ross
Linda Evans
Nancy Reagan
Joan Rivers
Teddy Kennedy
Vance, Danitra
--------------
Cicely Tyson
"That Black Girl"
Cabrini Green Harlem Watts Jackson
Vitale, Dan
-----------
Wayans, Damon
-------------
angry comic
Little Richard
one of the Jones Brothers
Zweibel, Alan
-------------
patient in "Spud Beer" commercial
Recurring Hosts:
================
Alley, Kirstie
--------------
overly sensual wife
Baldwin, Alec
-------------
Marlon Brando's character in the biker movie
the guy that kisses everybody (Greenhilly sketch?)
David Hasselhoff
Bono
Hanks, Tom
----------
Mr. Short Term Memory
host of Sabra Shopping Network
Peter Jennings
"I'm a jerk/out of my league guy"
Aerosmith's roadie
Henry, Buck
-----------
The Samurai's straight man
Uncle Roy
Ron Nessen
John Dean
Lord Douchebag
Idle, Eric
----------
David Frost
Prince Charles
Mantegna, Joe
-------------
Superfan Bill Swerski (only once, but he's a Superfan!)
Martin, Steve
-------------
Theodoric of York
Jorge Festrunk (a wild and crazy guy)
Pope John Paul
Palin, Michael
--------------
Miles Cowperthwaite (The Raging Queen cabin boy)
Walken, Christopher
-------------------
The Continental
Wendt, George
-------------
Superfan Bob Swerski
Thanks to:
The cast and crew of "Saturday Night"
Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad (co-authors of 'Saturday Night: A backstage
history of Saturday Night Live')
Fred Chan
Frank Serpas III <ser...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu>
brent williams <bre...@netcom.com>
Richard Muise <richar...@acadiau.ca>
Steamed Rhubarb Fondue <jap...@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>
Jeffrey Neau <je...@cray.com>
Jeff Wilson <jwi...@ncratl.atlantaga.ncr.com>
Nick Nobile <nic...@cs.concordia.ca>
Bryan Kaufman <bry...@netcom.com>
Ted Manikas <twm...@cislabs.pitt.edu>
Sean Murphy <sean_...@quixote.wpd.sgi.com>
Bj Murphy <bee...@cats.ucsc.edu>
Tjames Madison <tja...@netcom.com>
Jared D. Brame
Glenn Barton <gl...@cast.uark.edu>
Rick Herrick <rher...@borland.com>
Greg Murphy <gr...@koko.csustan.edu>
Robin Glover <robin....@canrem.com>
Scott Chupack <chu...@engin.umich.edu>
Susan Waters <swa...@cgl.ucsf.edu>
STU <dst...@desire.wright.edu>
Rick Kolenda <ri...@misfit.east.sun.com>
Jim Hulsey <hul...@dbsun.vitek.com>
Andy Wright <adwr...@mit.edu>
Jay Shorten <jsho...@uwovax.uwo.ca>
David Ward <wa...@cae.wisc.edu>
Scott Rixon <sri...@sol.uvic.ca>
Daniel F. Boyd <bo...@cs.buffalo.edu>
Jim Holton <Jim_H...@cellbio.duke.edu>
Wes Wildcat <wil...@niwot.scd.ucar.EDU>
levy michael ( bs cmsc) <mle...@gl.umbc.edu>
Chris Brame
Mark L. Docterman <cis...@gsusgi2.gsu.edu>
Paul D. Herzog <pdhe...@hooter.aud.alcatel.com>
SCOTT E. O'LEARY <o5...@unbsj.ca>
PT <ldmc...@ahs.watstar.uwaterloo.ca>
Bill Poitras <bi...@msi.com>
Lani Teshima-Miller <tes...@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.edu>
Don Porter <d...@saturn.wustl.edu>
Greg Sandell <san...@epunix.sussex.ac.uk>
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
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ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/characters.Z
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/characters/faq.html
Please send any corrections or new information to dkr...@uci.edu.
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Saturday Night Live FAQ: Wayne's World Guide
=============================================
Note: I (dkr...@uci.edu) did not write this. I have only
added it to my SNL Archives. If you know how to contact the
original author (wu...@cvedc.Prime.COM), please let me know.
The Peristaltic Waynes World Compendium
By wu...@cvedc.Prime.COM
I am actually not sure of the definite date of the first Waynes World,
but sources in Aurora, Illinois place it around October of 1988.
Previous sightings of the Wayne character are reported to have been
seen at the Toronto Second City Club (Classic Quote: "She puked on your
stereo? She loves you, man"), and later on CBC television show It's
only Rock and Roll. The latter being a clip called Waynes Power Minute
in which he covered such pertinent subjects as an ambulance service
for rock concert injuries (like burning your thumb with the lighter),
and Wayne receiving an air guitar for Christmas. He finally hit the
big time on SNL. I'll just briefly summarize each episode and leave
it open for questions if anyone wants to know more about a particular
episode.
Feb 18, 1989??
Episode One: Kind of an introduction episode where we meet Garth's
Dad, the Beav, owner of the Wishing Well convenience store. They
do Waynes Top Ten things that Beav says. The number one thing is
"Hi, I'm Beav and I'm a Big Fag." Beav storms out and bans Wayne
from the store. Next guest, Nancy, an excellent babe. Last segment,
they take a phone call, in which the guy on the other end says that
his girlfriend blew chunks on him while necking.
Mar 25, 1989
Episode Two: Wayne makes it up to the Beav by letting Beav do a
plug for the Wishing Well convenience store on WW, during which
Wayne holds up a big sign saying Big Fag with an arrow pointing
to Beav. Next guest: Miss Simpson (Mary Tyler Moore), the math
teacher, who asked to be on the show.
May 13, 1989
Episode Three: First segment, Movie World. Then it's an interview
with the Great One, Wayne Gretzky. Wayne has a dream sequence where
he beats Gretzky one on one in hockey and gets Janet Jones, Gretzky's
wife.
Sep 30, 1989
Episode Four: The coolest guy in the senior class, Rick (Bruce Willis),
unveils the new cool word for the school year, sphincter. They make a
crank call upstairs, where Wayne's parentals are having a party, asking
for Wayne to speak to a Mr. Sphincter. After Rick leaves Nancy comes
running down "like a nympho." Wayne fishes in Nancy telling her that Rick
has the hots for her.
Dec 2, 1989
Episode Five: Guest, Police Chief Wilson. Wayne and Garth serve penance
for hurling snowballs at traffic, by helping Police Chief Wilson (John
Goodman) re-enact a crime on Aurora's Most Wanted. The crime is trivial so
Wayne and Garth embellish it a little.
Jan 13, 1990
Episode Six: Guest, Mr. Hemple (Ed O'Neill), the Drivers Ed instructor.
Wayne and Garth serve penance for bringing drinks into the drivers ed
room, when there's a humongoid sign telling you not to. They do a
Public Service Announcement illustrating the evils of drinking and
driving.
Feb 17, 1990
Episode Seven: Guests, Garths Cousin Barry and Aerosmith. Garth gets his
cousin Barry (Tom Hanks), a roady for Aerosmith, to get the band on the
show to help publicize their upcoming show. In return they have to put
Barry on the air. Aerosmith appears and Wayne and Garth play the Wayne's
World Theme Song with them (**).
Mar 24, 1990
Episode Eight: Guest, Lisa. Wayne and Garth give their own academy awards
in which Batman wins every catagory except Best Foreign Film. Lisa (Debra
Winger) comes on and Wayne holds Chick Court to clear her name after Nancy
has spread rumors about her.
May 19, 1990
Episode Nine: Guest, Garth's Mom, Mrs. Algar. Wayne has a "Summer
of 42," fantasy, in which he makes it with Garth's Mom (Candice Bergen),
which is interrupted by Garth, who shoots Wayne.
Dec 1, 1990
Episode Ten: Wayne's World After Hours. Wayne and Garth have to
move to Garth's house to show the new Madonna video and then they
are busted by Police Chief Wilson for showing pornography.
Jan 19, 1991
Episode Eleven: Excellent Report. Wayne and Garth critique the Gulf
War and network coverage thereof after watching 72 straight hours
of news surviving on nothing but Pizza Hut Pizza and Jolt Cola.
******
Added by dkr...@uci.edu:
May 11, 1991
Episode Twelve: Fantasy episode with Madonna.
Nov 20, 1993
Episode Thirteen: Anybody?
possible missing episodes:
Sep 29, 1992 (Kyle MacLachlan)
*****
** Waynes World Theme Song
Waynes World, Waynes World
It's Party Time, It's Excellent
Waynes World, Waynes World
It's Party Time, It's Excellent
Chicks Go mental when they walk down the street
Cause it's Wayne and Garth they want to meet.
We're down in the basement playing with our toys,
and if you do not like it you're a sphincter boy.
Waynes World, Waynes World
It's Party Time, It's Excellent
Waynes World, Waynes World
It's Party Time, It's Excellent
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http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/waynes-world/faq.html
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Saturday Night Live FAQ: Band Information
==========================================
This is a compilation of information about the bands that
have played on Saturday Night Live. It was put together
for me by Dave Mackey <davem...@BIX.com>.
THE SNL BAND
A kickin' group of musicians, they are. I don't have the names for
some of the earlier players, but for most of the later bunch (post-1985)
this list is practically complete. Those without dates are primarily
fill-ins.
Musical Directors:
Howard Shore (1975-1980 and 1985-1986)
Kenny Vance (1980-1981)
Tom Malone (1981-1985)
Cheryl Hardwick (1986-present)
G.E. Smith (1986-present)
Conductors:
Howard Johnson (1975-1980)
Kenny Vance (1980-1981)
Leon Pendarvis (1981-1990)
G.E. Smith (1990-present)
Keyboards:
Cheryl Hardwick (1975-1980, 1985-present)
Paul Shaffer (1975-1980)
Leroy Leon Pendarvis (1980-present)
Ray Chew (1980-1984)
Guitar:
Georg Wadenius (1975-1985)
G.E. Smith (1985-present)
Hiram Bullock
Bass:
Marcus Miller (1975-1980)
Neil Jason (1980-1983?)
Tom Barney (1983-1985)
Tom "T-Bone" Wolk (1985-1991)
Paul Ossola (1991-present)
Tony Garnier
Francisco Santana
Mark Egan
Drums:
Buddy Williams (1975-1985)
Steve Ferrone (1985-1986)
Chris Parker (1986-1991)
Matt Chamberlain (1991-1992)
Shawn Pelton (1992-present)
Trumpet:
Alan Rubin (1975-1984)
Tom Malone (1984-1985)
Earl Gardner (1985-present)
Britt Woodman
Jon Faddis
Kamau Adilifu
Trombone:
Tom Malone (1975-1985)
Steve Turre (1985-present)
Robin Eubanks
Barry Rogers (deceased)
Saxophones:
Howard Shore (1975-1980)
Lou Marini (1975-1984)
Howard Johnson (1975-1980)
Lew Del Gatto (1977-1979, 1985-present)
George Young (1979-1980, 1990-present)
Lawrence Feldman (1980-1984)
Ronald Cuber (1980-1984)
Michael Brecker (1984-1985)
Lenny Pickett (1985-present)
Alex Foster (1985-1990)
Percussion:
Crusher Bennett
Tuba:
Tony Price
Notes:
Of the current SNL band, Lenny Pickett and Lew Del Gatto have never
missed a show since 1985. Leon Pendarvis has been in the band for
the longest continuous stint, 14 seasons so far. Both he and Cheryl
Hardwick have spent fourteen seasons in the band, though Cheryl took
five years off to do other things.
The band has released two albums: "The Saturday Night Live Band" on
ProJazz records, featuring the Tom Malone-led group of the early 80's,
and "G.E. Smith And The Saturday Night Live Band: Get A Little" on
Liberty records featuring the entire current lineup with the exception
of Chris Parker, who returned to the band for the album.
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/band-info
ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/band-info.Z
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/band-info/faq.html
Doug Krause
Last-modified: 1994/04/08
Posting-Frequency: Monthly
Saturday Night Live FAQ: Commercial Parodies
=============================================
This is a transcription of various Saturday Night Live parody
commercials.
Included:
1) Happy Fun Ball
-- HAPPY FUN BALL --
(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!
(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!
Get one Today
(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and it's parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/commercials
ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/commercials.Z
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/commercials/faq.html
Doug Krause
Last-modified: 1994/08/19
Posting-Frequency: Monthly
Saturday Night Live FAQ: Song Lyrics
=====================================
This is a transcription of various Saturday Night Live songs.
It is submitted in Digest format so that it can be "burst" into
separate messages for each song. Where possible, I've set the
date on the message to be the date when the song was originally
performed on air.
Song lyrics included:
Images
Celebrity Hot Tub Party
Turkey Song
Not Going to Phone it in Tonight
Girl
The Boulevard of Broken Balls
Red Hooded Sweatshirt
Mother's Day Song
Santa Song
Lunch Lady Land
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Date: Sat, 31 Oct 1981 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Images
Images
by Tyrone Greene
performed by Eddie Murphy
Dark and lonely on a summer's night
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Watchdog barking
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Slip in his window
Break his neck
Then his house
I start to wreck
Got no reason
What the heck
Kill my Landlord
Kill my landlord
C-I-L-L
my l a n d l o r d
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 1975 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Celebrity Hot Tub Party
Celebrity Hot Tub Party
performed by Eddie Murphy
"It's James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party!
And now, here he is! The godfather of soul, and hot tub man number one,
James Brown!"
Sometimes it make me break out in a cold sweat!
One two three four!
Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah-full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot... Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!)
Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!)
Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!)
Well, well, well...
Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!
HHHHIIIGGGHH!!
Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me...
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
I'm gonna get in the hot tub..
Ha! Lilin! Lidilin! Eh!
A gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna make me sweat!
Gonna make me sweat-ah!
Dah! Gonna get me in the hot tub!
I can't stand it!
Here I go! I can't stand it!
Here I go in the hot tub!
Gonna get in the hot tub!
Gonna get it wet-ah!
Good God!
HHHIIIIGGHHH!! Ha!
Good God!
Rub a dub!
In the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!
Good God!
Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Gonna set me free!
Don't go away! We'll be right back with more Celebrity Hot Tub!
"Coming up next: Dr. Joyce Brothers joins James Brown on Celebrity Hot Tub!"
(transcribed by Jeffrey Neau <je...@ironwood.cray.com>)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 23 Nov 1991 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Turkey Song
Turkey Song
by Adam Sandler
performed on 23 Nov 1991
[spoken] "Yes, I am, Kevin. I've worked all week on my song, and I hope
you'll be entertained and a little moved."
[singing]
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey cause it's good
Love to eat turkey like a good boy should
Cause it's turkey to eat,
So good
A turkey for me, turkey for you,
Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe.
Love to eat turkey at the table,
I once saw a movie with Betty Grable.
Eat that turkey all night long,
50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.
Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey dap,
I eat the turkey and I take a nap
[melody changes]
Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmie Walker used to say "Dynomite"
That's right!
[melody changes back]
Turkey with the gravy and the cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you, turkey for me,
Can't believe Tyson gave the girl V.D.
Gobble gobble dee, gobble gobble dawkie,
I used to go to camp at Lake Winnepesaukee
[spoken] Adam: "Come on, Kevin."
Kevin: "No, that's okay."
Adam: "Oh, it'll be funnn."
Kevin: "Okay."
[Kevin and Adam singing in (somewhat) unison]
Turkey turkey dee, turkey turkey duffin,
Love to eat turkey with a lot of stuffin'
Turkey for me, turkey for you,
Let's eat turkey in a big brown shoe.
Turkey and sweet potato pie,
Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye
Turkey with the girls, turkey with the boys,
My favorite kind of pants are corduoroys
Gobble gobble gee, gobble gobble gickle
I wish turkeys only cost a nickel.
[song slows]
Oh, I love turkey .. on Thanksgivingggggg
[spoken]
Adam: "Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!"
(transcribed by Anthony Bonillo <boni...@ucs.orst.edu>)
(corrections by Christian L Claiborn <clai...@express.ctron.com>)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 1991 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Not Going to Phone it in Tonight
Performed by (in order of appearance):
Steve Martin, Victoria Jackson, Mike Myers, Julia Sweeney, Tim Meadows,
Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Joe, Lorne Michaels.
performed on 14 Dec 1991
SM: Somethings out there. (whistle) Somethings in the air. (whistle)
Don't know how, don't know why, got a feeling
tonights the night, I'm actually gonna try.
Not going to phone it in tonight,
not going to go through the motions tonight.
This time I'm really gonna do the best I can.
Mr. Cue Card Man put those cards down over there,
but for some reason tonight I care!
VJ: You care? SM: That's right!
That's why I'm not gonna phone it in tonight,
not going to read my screenplay during the songs tonight.
I can walk through my part and still be hilarious,
I've done it so often before.
But look at these faces, look at this fat guy,
he wants more, he wants more!
Fat Guy: Hey, I'm not that fat! SM: Please !?!
So many times I've faked it, just because I could - I'm that good!
VJ: He's that good.
SM: But 20% won't do tonight.
MM: Mr. Martin, I'll do it for you tonight.
JS: Gonna do something different tonight,
something says, not to just do Pat tonight.
TM: I don't have any lines, I'm not in the show,
but something tells me that if I were I'd be rearing to go.
CF: Not gonna get liquored up tonight, Not gonna have a drink tonight,
I'm not gonna drink, till Update is through,
that's a promise to you the viewer.
Yeah, after the show, I'll drink till I spew
but for now, I'm committed for you.
PH: I hide behind these wigs and this makeup,
but tonight I'm gonna let my self shine through,
Yes, Their going to see the real Phil Hartman tonight!
SM: I wouldn't do that Phil. PH: OK.
SM: Follow me everyone, let's go make an effort!
All: Not going to have dead air tonight,
Gonna seem as if we care tonight.
KN: But Steve, why do you care, aren't you rich?
SM: I'm worth 17 million, I could buy and sell you and you and you
a thousand times over, but tonight there's a show to do.
Joe: Five minutes till monologue, Mr. Martin.
SM: Thanks, Joe.
Joe: I can't ever get fired, I've got a union job,
but somehow tonight it doesn't matter that I'm in with the mob.
Stagehands: Gonna move our big lard asses tonight
Gonna move our fat Teamster asses tonight!
SM: Make way.
LM: Steve, what's going on?
SM: Oh, we're going to do our best tonight, Lorne.
LM: Why, the shows on automatic pilot,
I don't even come in until Saturday.
SM: Lorne don't you see, that's not the way it was in the 70's.
Back in the 70's, people cared. They... they believed in something.
Now it's the 80's and everythings...
yuppie, yuppie, yuppie,... spend, spend spend.
LM: Steve, it's the 90's.
SM: Whatever. The point is...
(Singing again) I've always wanted to see,
how good I could be, I just want to know...
LM: (in fake opera voice) Then go, Steve, go and do a great show!
SM: Thank you Lorne. I've never felt so alive!
God, I feel young again, I feel... 38! Come on everybody...
All: We're going to learn our lines, do our parts well,
then we'll go back to coasting, but not while Steve's host,
Cause we're not gonna phone it in tonight
Not going to screw up one line tonight.
SM: I made it happen!
ALL: Steve made it happen.
SM: Now it is time. Live from New York... (pause) Line!...
It's Saturday Night!
(transcribed by: Michelle Wetherholt)
(corrections by: Arnold LS <arno...@aol.com>
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1992 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Girl
Girl
by New Kids on the Block
Performed by: Dana Carvey, Jason Preistly, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider,
and David Spade.
performed on 15 Feb 1992
Arsenio (Chris Rock): Now don't leave us hanging with just that.
JP: Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio.
Yo guys, lets kick it!
(Music starts playing)
Yo now, before we start singing,
You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs,
we also do our own choreography.
JP: Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl,
Y-O-U, spells girl.
Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes,
cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more.
Went down to the store, I got myself some juice,
its tasted good and fresh and I love you.
All: Girl, you are wicked awesome.
DC: I buttoned up my own shirt, whew!
All: Because, you girl...
RS: Whenever I make my own plane reservations...
All: I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome!
AS: My name is Donny, and I'm here to say
They call me Donny, cause that's my name.
Banana's are good in every way,
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away,
Purina Cat Chow -
All: Chow, chow, chow.
AS: If my friends could only see me now,
I'm walking, I'm talking, McCauly Caukin,
Roger Clemmons was called for walking.
Word, Sister!
All: 1, 2, Dosey dow, dosey dow.
All: You are... wicked awesome!
AS: Peace.
(transcribed by Michelle Wetherholt)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 24 Oct 1992 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: The Boulevard of Broken Balls
The Boulevard of Broken Balls
performed by Christopher Walken
performed on 24 Oct 1992
Temptation lingers in the lamplight,
Upon her lips a shadow falls.
She loves to flirt, she loves to kiss,
???????????????????????????????????????
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.
Her love alerts in every doorway
With prices written on the walls
So if you're rich and have the cash,
You'll get an itch, you'll get a rash.
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.
You hear the whispers in the darkness
The laughter echoes and enthralls
??????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????????????????
The Boulevard of Broken Balls
She leaves a token of your romance -
A souvenir that hops and crawls
You bring it home to your wife,
She stabs you with a butcher knife...
The Boulevard of Broken Balls.
(transcribed by Cristobal Joseevich Junta <gri...@athena.mit.edu>)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 13 Feb 1993 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Red Hooded Sweatshirt
Red Hooded Sweatshirt
by Adam Sandler
performed on 13 Feb 1993
My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout.
But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
and now the children say, "What a perfect fit."
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.
I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,
it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch.
And I don't care if the weather's no good,
I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood.
Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?,
I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap.
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.
Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?,
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?
I don't knoooooooww
ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.
Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a lot together
like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game
and I had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym.
I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me.
You were staring as if to say "Adam, you suck at basketball,
you dribble like a damn woman." I was so mad I challenged you
to a game of one on one and you know sweatshirt, even though I
beat you 11 to 9, deep in my soul I know you missed those lay-ups
on purpose. You let me win and that why (Kevin, please help
me out)
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded <kevin nealon>
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip <kevin nealon>
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ding dong <kevin nealon>
sweeeeatshirt.
Come on audience members, help me out here.
I love you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded <unknown audience member>
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip <paul mccartney>
sweeeeatshirt
shama lama ling dong <linda mccartney>
sweeeeatshirt.
I love you sooooooooooo.
Happy Valentine's Everybody!
(transcribed by Doug Krause <dkr...@uci.edu>)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 08 May 1993 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Mother's Day Song
Mother's Day Song
by Adam Sandler
performed on 08 May 1993
Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face.
Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear,
take off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg,
don't you eat that Lincoln Log.
Oh mama I still don't believe
it's true: The tooth fairy was you.
No Way!
I love you maaaaaama,
more than than paaaastrama,
way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma,
even more than my NFL paaaaajamas.
Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean.
Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine.
Stop your jumping,
you'll break the bed.
Don't you fill up
on the bread.
Take those
Take those
(trying to read cue card)
Take ... carrots out of your nose,
that's not a hat that's pantyhose.
Don't play baseball in your suit,
that Magnum PI's very cute.
Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub,
stop masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn beef hash,
and putting powder on my rash.
(So much better.)
I love you maaaaaama,
more than golf with Arnold Paaaaalmaaaa,
more than yellow moons in Lucky Chaaaaamaaaas,
Def Leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa.
Oh, Mrs. Nealon, yes it's true,
Kevin's gonna sing to you.
Come on Kevin.
I love you maaaaaama (kevin)
Come on, keep goin'.
More than films by Brian DePaaaaalmaaaa. (kevin)
Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.
Thanks for writing that note to the draft
board that said I was gay so I got out
of Vietnaaaamaaa. (kevin)
Mom your way better than the World Trade Center baaaaamaaaa.
Who's name by the way is Mohamed Salaaaamaaa. (kevin)
I love you even more than Richard Gere loves the Dali Laaaaahmaaa.
And Richard Gere was also good in "Sommersby",
which was a melodraaaamaa. (kevin)
Oh, all you moms out there oughta know,
we kids love you so.
Have a Happy Mother's Day.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Adam Saaaandlaaa. (kevin)
(transcribed by Doug Krause <dkr...@uci.edu>)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1993 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Santa Song
Santa Song
by Adam Sandler
performed on 11 Dec 1993
So many presents,
so little time,
Santa won't be coming around my house this year,
'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear,
Oh mama made it perfectly clear,
Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish ones.
Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire,
so why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire,
I told him I was sorry,
I'm a liar,
so no toys for me...I don't deserve them.
I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared,
but then I told my grandma that she had a beard.
Dear Santa,
I know what my problem is, why I can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy.
You see my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you and
I keep feeling like I'm getting close to them, something inside me makes
me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because
I love you santa.
Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for,
but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore,
oh santa won't be knocking on my door,
'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that?
Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed,
so why'd I have to sell that cop a bag of weed,
so Santa please give me that easy bake oven,
I swear I thought billy goats we're made for lovin'.
So Santa won't you accept my apologies,
Santa can't you see I'm begging you please,
oh Santa next year I'll do you right,
Live from New York it's Saturday night...
(transribed by Neil Mackie <nm...@lamar.ColoState.EDU>)
(corrections by John J Cassidy <cas...@cps.msu.edu>)
------------------------------
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 1994 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: Lunch Lady Land
Lunch Lady Land
by Adam Sandler
performed on 15 Jan 1994
Sandler: This is a song about the high school experience sung
through the eyes of the person who more than anyone
else puts young people on the right path. I'm not
talking about the teachers, I'm not talking about the
coaches, I'm not even talking about the guidence coun-
selors. I'm talking about a person we call.. The Lunch
Lady.
Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove.
Served some reheated salsbury steak with a little slice of
love.
I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of..
Just know everything's doing fine down here in...
LUNCHLADY LAND
Well I wear this net on my head..cuz my red hair is fallin'
out. I wear these brown orthapedic shoes cuz I got a bad
case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
but there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical..
LUNCHLADY LAND.
(G. E. Smith & band joins in)
Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes.
And my breath reaks of tuna and there's lots of black hairs
comin' out of my nose.
AH
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans.
hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
navy beans, navy beans..MEATLOAF SANDWICH.
Sloppy joe slop sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop sloppy joe ooh-yeah
(with Chris Farley)
sloppy joe slop sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop sloppy joe -YEAH
Then one morning that I woke up to see aw the pepperoni pizza
was lookin at me.
It screamed why do you burn me and serve me up cold,
I said a I got the spatula- just do what you're told.
And the liver and onions started joining the fight and the
chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might and the chop
suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head -it's called
revenge LunchLady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad?
You got flabby arms and your breath is bad.
And the green beans said you better run and hide
but then my friend Sloppy Joe came and joined my side.
He said if it wasn't for the Lunch Lady the kids wouldn't eat ya
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' pleased to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin' her feet or kissin' her mole
Now all the angry food just leave me alone,
And we all live together in our happy home a thanks to
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe yeah
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe ooh yeah
Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe yeah
(slower)Sloppy Joe Slop Sloppy Joe well..
Me and Sloppy Joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine.
Down in Lunch Lady Land
OHH WOAH!
(transcribed by Richard Wludyga <wlu...@alleg.EDU>)
(corrections by Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>)
------------------------------
Date: Mon, 16 May 1994 00:00:00 GMT
From: Doug Krause <dkr...@hydra.acs.uci.edu>
Subject: HOW TO GET THE SNL SONG LYRICS ARCHIVE
If this document is out of date, the latest version can be
obtained from one of these sources:
ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics
ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics.Z
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/sat-night-live/song-lyrics/faq.html
------------------------------
End of SNL Song Lyrics Digest
*****************************
Doug Krause
Last-modified: 1994/05/20
Posting-Frequency: Monthly
Saturday Night Live FAQ: References
====================================
This is a list of written references for Saturday Night Live. It
is intended as a pointer for those who want to learn more about the
show.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-1-
Saturday night: a backstage history of Saturday night live (1986)
by Doug Hill and Jeff Weingrad
I highly recommend this book. It gives a detailed, in-depth
analysis of the show from its beginning to 1984 or so. Most
of the information comes from interviews and the authors view-
ing old episodes on videotape.
-2-
SNL! The world of saturday night live
by Hal Schuster
I don't not recommend this book on the whole. It has some
interesting information and pictures, but it is poorly written
and has many errors (including at least three different spellings
of Aykroyd). Another glaring error is in the biography section.
The page devoted to John Belushi has a picture of his brother,
Jim. If you can check this book out from a library, go ahead and
get it. But be sure to take all the information in it with a
shaker of salt.
-3-
Rolling Stone Visits Saturday Night Live
Frank Serpas III writes:
I found an SNL-related book in the UT library entitled "Rolling Stone
Visits Saturday Night Live." It's made up of articles that originally
appeared in the magazine. It has some behind-the-scenes stuff and
interviews with the original cast members, Michael O'Donoghue, and Lorne
Michaels.
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