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Bunezuela

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Feb 17, 2001, 6:25:03 PM2/17/01
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The best part about her "Fight Club" monologue, she starts fighting with Molly
and Ana and Rachel, and Jennifer's nipples get real big and you can see 'em
right through her shirt.

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gary thomas

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Feb 17, 2001, 6:30:28 PM2/17/01
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>The best part about her "Fight Club" monologue, she starts fighting with
>Molly
>and Ana and Rachel, and Jennifer's nipples get real big and you can see 'em
>right through her shirt.

Ahhh...what fond mammaries..err...memories.

Gary

Pop Pop Pop

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Feb 17, 2001, 6:50:36 PM2/17/01
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I have a feeling that when Jennifer Aniston's nipples get big, they also get
hard and wrinkled. What does everyone else think?

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THEUS712

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Feb 17, 2001, 8:20:40 PM2/17/01
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You'll have to ask Brad Pitt. Of course, that might be attractive if you're
outrageously rich and coked up all the time.

Bunezuela

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Feb 17, 2001, 9:03:36 PM2/17/01
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>You'll have to ask Brad Pitt.

Or Ross.

Smashmark

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Feb 17, 2001, 9:55:46 PM2/17/01
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in all seriousness, ive heard her nipples are a problem during filming...

my friend worked on the new movie she did with mark wahlberg and he said they
had to stop filming and tape them down from time to time

Bunezuela

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Feb 18, 2001, 10:38:25 AM2/18/01
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>in all seriousness, ive heard her nipples are a problem during filming...

They are (happily) featured prominently on nearly every episode of Friends.

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Jennifer

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Feb 18, 2001, 10:57:55 PM2/18/01
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I read an interview with Mrs. Pitt quite a while back and she mentioned that
she had very "aggressive" nipples, that they were always at attention. Tea
Leoni once said the same thing.
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Smashmark

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Feb 18, 2001, 11:52:29 PM2/18/01
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>I read an interview with Mrs. Pitt quite a while back and she mentioned that
>she had very "aggressive" nipples, that they were always at attention. Tea
>Leoni once said the same thing.

>>wait, tea leoni said jennifer aniston had aggressive nipples??? wow.......

:)

Post No Bills

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Feb 20, 2001, 6:38:05 AM2/20/01
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>in all seriousness, ive heard her nipples are a problem during filming...
>
>my friend worked on the new movie she did with mark wahlberg and he said they
>had to stop filming and tape them down from time to time

Damn. Where is the job application?


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Bunezuela

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Feb 20, 2001, 11:55:15 AM2/20/01
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Brad Pitt could not be reached for comment.

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3finger

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Feb 20, 2001, 3:19:26 PM2/20/01
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David Schwimmer was once in the hospital for three days after being
poked in the eye with one of them.

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Holly

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Feb 20, 2001, 3:54:22 PM2/20/01
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>>my friend worked on the new movie she did with mark wahlberg and he said
>they
>>had to stop filming and tape them down from time to time

They have to be taped down in real life too. Even though recently I have
noticed that having your high beams on is becoming a cool thing.

~Holly~

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Bunezuela

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Feb 20, 2001, 4:31:58 PM2/20/01
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>Even though recently I have
>noticed that having your high beams on is becoming a cool thing.
>
>~Holly~

Really? Woo hoo!!!

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Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Feb 20, 2001, 4:40:38 PM2/20/01
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>They have to be taped down in real life too. Even though recently I have
>noticed that having your high beams on is becoming a cool thing.
>

Yeah, i read recently where these two barfly girls were in Vegas and took the
caps off the little bottles of shampoo and conditioner and stuck them in their
bras then went to the casino and got hit on like never before. Seems like any
time a man sees signs of arousal in a woman they automatically assume it's
because of their studly presence. So it gave these girls the idea of actually
manufacturing fake rubber erect nipples for woman to wear in their bras for
that "high beam" look without the cool breeze. But now it seems that men are
buying them for their women more than the women themselves are buying them.

Kara
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gary thomas

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Feb 20, 2001, 4:42:44 PM2/20/01
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> Even though recently I have
>noticed that having your high beams on is becoming a cool thing.
>
>~Holly~
>

Really? It's always been cool with me, no problem here!

Gary

Holly

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Feb 20, 2001, 4:45:18 PM2/20/01
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>Really? It's always been cool with me, no problem here!

Thing is. There are a lot of people that think it looks good even though their
headlights are pointing to their toes. then is just wrong ;o)

gary thomas

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Feb 20, 2001, 5:00:23 PM2/20/01
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>There are a lot of people that think it looks good even though their
>headlights are pointing to their toes. then is just wrong ;o)
>
>~Holly~

Yes, you are correct. That would be wrong then in that case. And thanks, by the
way, for that image of sagging banana tits that is stuck in my mind now : (

Gary


Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Feb 20, 2001, 5:43:04 PM2/20/01
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>
>Thing is. There are a lot of people that think it looks good even though
>their
>headlights are pointing to their toes. then is just wrong ;o)

That's where the Playtex 18 Hour underwire bra comes in very handy.

Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Feb 20, 2001, 5:48:41 PM2/20/01
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>David Schwimmer was once in the hospital for three days after being
>poked in the eye with one of them.

Yeah, but I bet he was a happy one eyed SOB.

Post No Bills

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Feb 20, 2001, 9:16:37 PM2/20/01
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>Thing is. There are a lot of people that think it looks good even though
>their
>headlights are pointing to their toes. then is just wrong ;o)
>
>~Holly~

In cases of artificial headlights, an alignment may become neccessary when one
points to 3 oclock and the other says it's 7.

Bunezuela

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Feb 20, 2001, 9:44:06 PM2/20/01
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"Nippola nippola nippola!"
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Craig Franck

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Bunezuela <bune...@aol.comb.it> wrote in message
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> The best part about her "Fight Club" monologue, she starts fighting with Molly
> and Ana and Rachel, and Jennifer's nipples get real big and you can see 'em
> right through her shirt.

You should rent "The Object Of My Affection." About 2/3 of the way through she
throws her purse and her short skirt flies up and she either isn't wearing any undies
or she has on a G-string.

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Bunezuela

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Feb 21, 2001, 11:39:43 AM2/21/01
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kara...@aol.commiePinko (Ms. Kara of Columbus) writes:

>So it gave these girls the idea of actually
>manufacturing fake rubber erect nipples for woman to wear in their bras for
>that "high beam" look

Jennifer Aniston could endorse and sell those on the Home Shopping Network
after her career fades, like Joan Rivers.

Bunezuela

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Feb 21, 2001, 12:10:00 PM2/21/01
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They are top-notch teats.

Bunezuela

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Feb 21, 2001, 5:23:46 PM2/21/01
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"I have a dream - that someday, everyone will know of the wonders of
my nipples!" - Stimpy, "Rubber Nipple Salesmen"
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Jennifer

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Feb 21, 2001, 9:57:20 PM2/21/01
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Actually, they're M&Ms...(Peanut...)

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Jennifer

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Feb 21, 2001, 9:58:22 PM2/21/01
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"I have seen the nipple on your SOUL!"
Elaine Benes, Seinfeld

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Bunezuela

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Feb 22, 2001, 12:05:08 PM2/22/01
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>Actually, they're M&Ms...(Peanut...)
>--
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Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Feb 22, 2001, 1:15:47 PM2/22/01
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>
>"I have seen the nipple on your SOUL!"
>Elaine Benes, Seinfeld
>--

OMG, I had forgotten about her!!!! I mean, those Christmas cards with the
nipple showing.....a great moment in television history. Which one of the guys
did she grab his head and shove his face right into her cleavage? Was that
George??

"Seinfeld" is a virtual goldmine for nipple and genital jokes.

"Did you explain to her about shrinkage..?????" George Costanza, "Seinfeld"

Bunezuela

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Feb 22, 2001, 1:27:41 PM2/22/01
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http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/python/nipples.wav

Bunezuela

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Feb 23, 2001, 4:40:58 PM2/23/01
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from www.imdb.com <purrrrrrrrr>

Jennifer Aniston To Confess Lesbian Fling On Friends


Friends producers are resorting to some controversial kissing - in a bid to win
back ratings for the top sitcom. Jennifer Aniston will partake in shocking
lip-lock scenes with Winona Ryder and co-star Lisa Kudrow, say inside sources
who have caught a glimpse of the script. The source says, "Jennifer kissing
Winona is the shocker to beat all shockers. Friends is getting whipped in the
ratings by Survivor so they're pulling out all the stops to get the viewers
back." The outrageous episode airing in mid-March begins with Aniston's
character Rachel Green confessing to her pals that she had a drunken make-out
session in college with a sorority sister named Melissa, played by Ryder. The
source adds, "Rachel's reminiscing turns to frustration when Melissa denies it
ever happened. In a shocking move, Rachel grabs Melissa, kisses her smack on
the lips in front of Phoebe Buffay (Kudrow) as if to say, 'Now do you
remember?' The kiss jogs Melissa's memory who then declares her love for
Rachel. She then apologises and says she only kissed her to prove a point to
Phoebe."
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Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Feb 23, 2001, 5:36:26 PM2/23/01
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>Jennifer Aniston To Confess Lesbian Fling On Friends
>
>

Well, now you went and done it, we won't have to watch. And I got in trouble
for revealing the end to "American Beauty."

Jennifer

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Feb 23, 2001, 11:57:26 PM2/23/01
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Ms. Kara of Columbus <kara...@aol.commiePinko> wrote in message
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> "Did you explain to her about shrinkage..?????" George Costanza,
"Seinfeld

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
Elaine Benes, Seinfeld

Jennifer

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Feb 24, 2001, 12:58:08 AM2/24/01
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Zes-tayyyyyyyy! Thank you Bune!!!!!

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Bunezuela

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Mar 2, 2001, 10:41:29 AM3/2/01
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Another plus about the movie Office Space: it, too, features Jennifer
Anniston's Nipples.
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MrMusik28

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Mar 5, 2001, 9:56:39 PM3/5/01
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>Seems like any
>time a man sees signs of arousal in a woman they automatically assume it's
>because of their studly presence.

I don't think it's that necessarily, it's just the fact that she's showing
signs of arousal :)

MrMusik28

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Mar 5, 2001, 9:59:07 PM3/5/01
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>The outrageous episode airing in mid-March begins with Aniston's
>character Rachel Green confessing to her pals that she had a drunken make-out
>session in college with a sorority sister named Melissa

Sounds good, I hope it didn't air yet!


Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Mar 5, 2001, 11:23:01 PM3/5/01
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>I don't think it's that necessarily, it's just the fact that she's showing
>signs of arousal :)
>

Yeah, you're probably right, strike while the iron is hot, so to
speak............

MrMusik28

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Mar 5, 2001, 11:29:20 PM3/5/01
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>Yeah, you're probably right, strike while the iron is hot, so to
>speak............
>

Or while the nipple is hard, more to the point :)

Ms. Kara of Columbus

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Mar 5, 2001, 11:35:26 PM3/5/01
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>Or while the nipple is hard, more to the point :)
>

BWAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Bunezuela

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Mar 6, 2001, 3:05:03 PM3/6/01
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"THEY'RE JUST PLAIN BIG!"
- David Letterman


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FunGrrllee

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Mar 7, 2001, 7:44:44 PM3/7/01
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>Another plus about the movie Office Space: it, too, features Jennifer
>Anniston's Nipples.

It does? Not uncovered I don't think!

Bunezuela

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Mar 26, 2001, 3:46:51 PM3/26/01
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Now why couldn't Jennifer Aniston wear a shirt like J-Lo had on last night????

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Bunezuela

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May 1, 2001, 5:18:14 PM5/1/01
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I don't have any news, I'm just trying to get this thread going again.

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gary thomas

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May 1, 2001, 5:28:16 PM5/1/01
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>I don't have any news, I'm just trying to get this thread going again.

I still fondly recall Jennifer Aniston's nipples from her SNL monologue. They
were great that night, giving a truly legendary performance. Bravo, Jennnifer
Aniston's nipples, bravo.

Gary

Fred

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May 1, 2001, 7:48:14 PM5/1/01
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Brad Pitt is a lucky man. I bet he has a small penis because he already has
so much so I guess he has to have some imperfection. Between puff daddy
having Jennifer Lopez' ass and Brad Pitt having those perky Jennifer Aniston
breasts I get very jealous. Also, if you combine J-lo's ass with J-ann's
breasts you'd have one hell of a woman.

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Bunezuela

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May 2, 2001, 11:43:18 AM5/2/01
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Tawk amongst yaselves, I'll give you a tawpic. Jennifer Aniston has the best
nipples in show business. Discuss.
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