New flying hero for next season.
BC
Lex at the helm of LuthorCorp. We only know his first name will be Boris.
Clark will have to step up his game and will be schooled on the merits of
flying by two new heroes, one of which will fly. These heroes haven't been
named yet but the spin is that they are super shape-shifters that will meet
Clark on a camping trip.
Chloe and Jimmy decide to go camping when Jimmy wants a photo scoop on a
Bigfoot sighting in the Kansas mountains. Chloe is afraid that the Bigfoot
is real and maybe a derivative of Doomsday. She convinces Clark to go
along. Lois, not wanting to miss out on a story, decides to go along but
lays down some rules for Clark as far as cohabiting a tent.
Clark meets the shape-shifters in the woods after finding clues that Bigfoot
is real. They come to him in the form of an antelered Moose and a Squirrel
sporting goggles and leather helmet. Much to Lois' dislike, Clark brings
them back to the farm to live where the Squirrel teaches Clark to fly.
Together they will use their powers to thwart the new leader of LuthorCorp,
Boris and his evil wife Natasha, formerly known as Tess.
Sounds like some real hijinks ahead.
Advance Scout
wooooooooooohoooooooooooo
ROFLMAO
Advance Scout
Also new - Clark will have a neat little Magic bag of tricks with him.
Inside the Magic bag (about the size of a gym bag) will be a batch of
magic tools that will get Clark out of jams. Included are some of his
older magic beans of course - a magic time travel ring, a phantom zoner
crapper zapper, a magic kryptonian cave portal unlocker, and of course
his handy dandy fortress rebuilder crystal. But the real fun comes when
he pulls out all sorts of new magic beans from his magic bag of tricks
to help him save the day. Items such as an escalator that stretches as
high as the empire state building (since he still has a fear of
heights), or he could reach into his bag and pull out an entire F-16
(someone told the dummy he can fly and he misunderstood), or he can
reach in and pull out the entire Green Lantern Corps (since they like to
introduce all of the DC legends).
The introduction of this Magic bag of tricks will coincide with the
intro of a new villian too - The Professor. And Clark will also get an
assistant (sort of a Robin ) named Poindexter.
Also we will get a theme song next year:
Clark Kent is Phat
He's wonderfully wonderfully phat,
Whenever he gets in a fix,
He reaches into his bag of tricks!
Cluck Kent is Whack
He's wonderfully, wonderfully whack
You'll laugh so much your sides will ache
Your heart will go pitter pat
Watching Chluck Kent, the super super doormat!
J R Laredo
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Better than any past episode I can think of.
oepepper
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BC
"Advance Scout" <iva...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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Sounds great! LOL -- I love the escalator -- that really gets around the
fear of flying -- the magic stretchy escalator!
BC
"oepepper" <oepe...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Kansas mountains?????!!!!! WTH?????
You never heard of the "Wicihtas"? Famous for snowboarding, hang gliding,
and Bigfoot tracking.
Advance Scout
forgot to mention- for those of you who are not as.... well...
experienced... as me and BC- the above song is song to the tune of Felix
the Cat from the 1960's
click here to hear and see!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlhyPeXcNmA
Advance Scout
and lots of linemen- who are still on the line.
Advance Scout
BTW... I just watched that episode of Felix on link above. Funny as
hell- better writing than a Smallville episode.
Wickeddoll
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You're sick.
Not that it's a bad thing...
Natalie
Wickeddoll
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>
Hmm, how did I miss BC's original post here?
Hilarious.
Natalie
Wickeddoll
> BC wrote:
>>
>> "oepepper"
>>
>> You never heard of the "Wicihtas"? Famous for snowboarding, hang
>> gliding, and Bigfoot tracking.
>
>
> and lots of linemen- who are still on the line.
>
Bad puns - BAD
Natalie
BC
What was that cat and mouse cartoon Ignatz and _____?
BC
"Wickeddoll" <n...@chance.dude> wrote in message
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He's amazing for sure. Too bad he isn't unemployed so we could see more
posts from him.
BC
Keeping that Natalie on the edge of her seat. LOL.
Wickeddoll
>
> "Wickeddoll"
>> "Advance Scout"
Yup.
LOL or at the very least, he should be a TV writer - gawd, do they *need*
him!
Natalie
David E. Milligan
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Advance Scout
of course - but my favorite cartoon theme song was this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1CXpKE-PkU&feature=related
but the best (and funniest) version of this is this one:
BC
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Sure -- the two smartass crows.
Jim Gysin
BC sent the following on 3/13/2009 8:33 AM:
Now that Clark foolishly got rid of the ring, the Way Back Machine will
also come in handy.
--
Jim Gysin
Waukesha, WI
Wickeddoll
>
> "David E. Milligan"
>>> "Advance Scout" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>> forgot to mention- for those of you who are not as.... well...
>>>>> experienced... as me and BC- the above song is song to the tune of
>>>>> Felix the Cat from the 1960's
>>>>>
>>>>> click here to hear and see!:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlhyPeXcNmA
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> BTW... I just watched that episode of Felix on link above. Funny as
>>>> hell- better writing than a Smallville episode.
>>>>
>>>
>>> What was that cat and mouse cartoon Ignatz and _____?
>> Does anyone remember Heckle and Jeckle?
>
> Sure -- the two smartass crows.
>
>
The Smallville team members?
;-)
Natalie
Wickeddoll
It would have been a lot more believable, if there were a machine of some
kind. How do you set a ring to an exact time in the past?
:-P
Natalie
BC
"Jim Gysin" <jimg...@geemail.com> wrote in message
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Wasn't that in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota? Up in your neck of the woods.
Christopher M.
It's possible to think about a ring. It's possible to think about an exact
time in the past. All that's missing is a time machine that can read your
mind.
W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
BC
"Wickeddoll" <n...@chance.dude> wrote in message
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And Clark didn't bother. What would it have taken for him to just reach
with one hand and tune it a bit for some realism? they couldn't even give
us that.
Jim Gysin
BC sent the following on 3/14/2009 4:59 PM:
Which is just one town over from Jor-El's place. It's all coming
together...
> Up in your neck of the woods.
I'll have to stop by and say "hello" to all of 'em. Maybe even
introduce 'em to each other.
BC
Better keep a tight hold on your nut sack -- that's one devious squirrel.
Jim Gysin
BC sent the following on 3/17/2009 5:47 PM:
It's pretty cold in that neck of the woods. This shouldn't be a problem.