Who'd win: Superman, Buffy, Captain Kirk, Han Solo or Gandalf?
Phil Latio
Buckaroo Banzai
> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
"Kirkness".
Brian (aka Zod)
thats why these who'd win contests with superman in the list are so
pointless. You could beat him around all day.. and he wouldn't even get a
scratch.
thats why i liked about superman II.. it showed that krpytonians could beat
the crap out of each other all day long... but they couldn't actually kill
each other.
superman had to get rid of their powers to beat them.. so I think unless Han
Solo is smuggling kryptonite.. its a lost cause :)
- Brian
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David B.
>
> ok. unless someone has krpytonite.. its always gonna be superman.
Superman is vulnerable to magic so Gandalf would win without Kryptonite.
Chris
Gandalf could turn Superman into a mouse,
but then he would be..... Mighty Mouse!
Lord Hypnos
BlakGard
Nah... Gandalf (the white) would definitely smack them all around.
-=[ The BlakGard ]=-
"Somewhere there's danger;
somewhere there's injustice,
and somewhere else the tea is getting cold!"
Buckaroo Banzai
> Buckaroo Banzai wrote:
>>> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
>>
>> Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
>> "Kirkness".
>
> Nah... Gandalf (the white) would definitely smack them all around.
>
Man! I love Gandalf, and Superman especially, but Goddamn that Kirk! I
hate to say it but just because he is *who* he is... he'd beat them all! If
only Batman were in the equation... *He'd* take them *ALL*!!!
kernel korn
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Brent McKee
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BlakGard
Feh... the only thing that's kept Batman alive for as long as he has been is
the money he makes DC/Warner. Take that away, and he'd be the Joker's
beotch.
Buckaroo Banzai
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> Buckaroo Banzai wrote:
> >>>> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
> >>>
> >>> Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
> >>> "Kirkness".
> >>
> >> Nah... Gandalf (the white) would definitely smack them all around.
> >
> > Man! I love Gandalf, and Superman especially, but Goddamn that Kirk! I
> > hate to say it but just because he is *who* he is... he'd beat them all!
If
> > only Batman were in the equation... *He'd* take them *ALL*!!!
>
> Feh... the only thing that's kept Batman alive for as long as he has been
is
> the money he makes DC/Warner. Take that away, and he'd be the Joker's
> beotch.
>
Wow, that's the most insane statement I've ever read on Usenet!
Congratulations.
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
<zod...@NOSPAMtelus.net> wrote:
>ok. unless someone has krpytonite.. its always gonna be superman.
>
>thats why these who'd win contests with superman in the list are so
>pointless. You could beat him around all day.. and he wouldn't even get a
>scratch.
>
>thats why i liked about superman II.. it showed that krpytonians could beat
>the crap out of each other all day long... but they couldn't actually kill
>each other.
>
>superman had to get rid of their powers to beat them.. so I think unless Han
>Solo is smuggling kryptonite.. its a lost cause :)
>
You ARE taking the piss aren't you?!?!
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
Please tell me you're taking the piss??
Noone could seriously discuss this
Buckaroo Banzai
"Matthew (Woohoo¤)" <sar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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What've you got against "What if's"?
BlakGard
>>> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
>>
>> Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
>> "Kirkness".
>
> Please tell me you're taking the piss??
> Noone could seriously discuss this
Noone who? Peter?
Who says we're serious?
Buckaroo Banzai
> Matthew (Woohoo¤) wrote:
> >>> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
> >>
> >> Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
> >> "Kirkness".
> >
> > Please tell me you're taking the piss??
> > Noone could seriously discuss this
>
> Noone who? Peter?
> Who says we're serious?
I think it was Henery that said we're serious, Henery the 8th. Did you know
he got married?....... I forget to whom he got married...
Brent McKee
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Didn't he get married to the widow next door? You know, the one who'd
been married seven times before?
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
<black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>"Matthew (Woohoo¤)" <sar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 01:12:41 GMT, "Buckaroo Banzai"
>> <black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Phil Latio wrote:
>> >> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
>> >
>> >Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
>> >"Kirkness".
>> >
>>
>>
>> Please tell me you're taking the piss??
>> Noone could seriously discuss this
>
>What've you got against "What if's"?
>
>
Step outside and look in.
You will see the answer.
Buckaroo Banzai
<steps outside, & looks in> I don't see anything.... ???
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
<black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>"Matthew (Woohoo¤)" <sar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 23 Nov 2003 22:31:08 GMT, "Buckaroo Banzai"
>> <black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Matthew (Woohoo¤)" <sar...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >news:pi32svgeun29vpmdp...@4ax.com...
>> >> On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 01:12:41 GMT, "Buckaroo Banzai"
>> >> <black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Phil Latio wrote:
>> >> >> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
>> >> >
>> >> >Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
>> >> >"Kirkness".
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Please tell me you're taking the piss??
>> >> Noone could seriously discuss this
>> >
>> >What've you got against "What if's"?
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Step outside and look in.
>> You will see the answer.
>
><steps outside, & looks in> I don't see anything.... ???
>
>
You don't see the supposedly mature adults discussing something that
is closing in on Trek nerdishness????
Buckaroo Banzai
> >> >> >> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
> >> >> >"Kirkness".
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Please tell me you're taking the piss??
> >> >> Noone could seriously discuss this
> >> >
> >> >What've you got against "What if's"?
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Step outside and look in.
> >> You will see the answer.
> >
> ><steps outside, & looks in> I don't see anything.... ???
> >
> >
>
>
> You don't see the supposedly mature adults discussing something that
> is closing in on Trek nerdishness????
Aww c'mon, you gotta embrace the inner-nerd! I mean you're not only
watching a TV show about a boy with super powers, but you're on the Internet
discussing it. How much worse is having a "What if" discussion about said
character?
BlakGard
>>>>>>> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
>>>>>> "Kirkness".
>>>>>
>>>>> Please tell me you're taking the piss??
>>>>> Noone could seriously discuss this
>>>>
>>>>What've you got against "What if's"?
>>>
>>> Step outside and look in.
>>> You will see the answer.
>>
>> <steps outside, & looks in> I don't see anything.... ???
>
> You don't see the supposedly mature adults discussing something that
> is closing in on Trek nerdishness????
I think you're assuming that we were being serious about this. I think it's
been
fairly obvious that all of this has been tongue-in-cheek.
Besides... superhero fans invented this "nerdishness" and have been doing it
since most Trekkers were twinkles in their parents' eyes.
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
It's a stupid conversation.
We all know the timelords would kick arse and that the Daleks would
fuck those Borg pricks right up :-)
Buckaroo Banzai
Oh yeah? I bet Electra Woman and Dyna Girl could beat them all
BlakGard
>>>>>>>>> I think Lara Croft could kick all their asses!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Unfortunately, it would have to be Captain Kirk based purely on his
>>>>>>>> "Kirkness".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Please tell me you're taking the piss??
>>>>>>> Noone could seriously discuss this
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What've you got against "What if's"?
>>>>>
>>>>> Step outside and look in.
>>>>> You will see the answer.
>>>>
>>>> <steps outside, & looks in> I don't see anything.... ???
>>>
>>> You don't see the supposedly mature adults discussing something that
>>> is closing in on Trek nerdishness????
>>
>> I think you're assuming that we were being serious about this. I think it's
>> been fairly obvious that all of this has been tongue-in-cheek.
>>
>> Besides... superhero fans invented this "nerdishness" and have been doing it
>> since most Trekkers were twinkles in their parents' eyes.
>
Dammit... and I thought I was typing the thesis for my doctorate.
> We all know the timelords would kick arse and that the Daleks would
> fuck those Borg pricks right up :-)
Feh... the Daleks were a joke 40 years ago. Never back a villain who can't
climb
stairs. ;)
Daniel Lurie
"Buckaroo Banzai" <black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >"Somewhere there's danger;
> > >somewhere there's injustice,
> > >and somewhere else the tea is getting cold!"
> >
> > It's a stupid conversation.
> > We all know the timelords would kick arse and that the Daleks would
> > fuck those Borg pricks right up :-)
>
> Oh yeah? I bet Electra Woman and Dyna Girl could beat them all
Let alone Bigfoot and Wildboy...
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p.caffeinate
wend
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
well, i reckon Archers Enterprise would beat Vaders Watchamacallit
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
BlakGard
>>> We all know the timelords would kick arse and that the Daleks would
>>> fuck those Borg pricks right up :-)
>>
>> Feh... the Daleks were a joke 40 years ago. Never back a villain who can't
>> climb stairs. ;)
>
> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
Daleks do not a Doctor make. I wasn't insulting Doctor Who. It's my all-time
favourite series. I was just insulting Daleks. The good Doctor had much better
villains in his day. It's always been beyond me why Daleks get all of the
press.
Buckaroo Banzai
Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37 years... but
if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
Oh give me a break.
Star Trek went for 3 years plus 6 movies.
DrWho ran 26 seasons, three movies and is continuing once more in 2005
after a short 16 year hiatus.
BlakGard
>> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
>> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
>
> Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37 years... but
> if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
Not continuously, though. Doctor Who ran for 26 consecutive seasons. If
you count Doctor Who as you just counted Trek, then the number would
be 40 years, almost to the day.
BlakGard
>>> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
>>> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
>>
>> Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37 years... but
>> if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
>
> Oh give me a break.
> Star Trek went for 3 years plus 6 movies.
> DrWho ran 26 seasons, three movies and is continuing once more in 2005
> after a short 16 year hiatus.
Says you! Those 16 years have been loong and hard, boy! ;)
Buckaroo Banzai
> Buckaroo Banzai wrote:
> >> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
> >> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
> >
> > Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37 years...
but
> > if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
>
> Not continuously, though. Doctor Who ran for 26 consecutive seasons. If
> you count Doctor Who as you just counted Trek, then the number would
> be 40 years, almost to the day.
>
Well then let's just settle it! Who would win in a bare-knuckle match:
Capt. Kirk or Doctor Who? THANK YOU!
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
>
>Says you! Those 16 years have been loong and hard, boy! ;)
How did we get on to sex? :-P
I only became a fan in 1997..and now i'm very hooked
Matthew (Woohoo¤)
The Doctor..
Kirk is an American and Americans are wussies :-)
problem child
> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 10:41:29 GMT, "Buckaroo Banzai"
> <black...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >"BlakGard" <blak...@aol.comix.net> wrote in message
> >news:20031130041040...@mb-m02.aol.com...
> >Well then let's just settle it! Who would win in a bare-knuckle match:
> >Capt. Kirk or Doctor Who? THANK YOU!
> >
> >
>
> The Doctor..
>
> Kirk is an American and Americans are wussies :-)
Actually Kirk is Canadian.
W. Blaine Dowler
> Actually Kirk is Canadian.
No, Kirk is from Iowa. He's only played by a Canadian.
Of course, if the U.S.A. would like to claim William Shatner, most of us up
here wouldn't complain. We'll even throw in Celine Dion!
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Buckaroo Banzai
Classic! Thanks for the great laugh!
BlakGard
>> Says you! Those 16 years have been loong and hard, boy! ;)
>
> How did we get on to sex? :-P
Well, all of those free weekends with no Doctor...
I had to get another hobby. ;)
BlakGard
>>>>> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
>>>>> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
>>>>
>>>> Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37 years...
>>>> but if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
>>>
>>> Not continuously, though. Doctor Who ran for 26 consecutive seasons. If
>>> you count Doctor Who as you just counted Trek, then the number would
>>> be 40 years, almost to the day.
>>
>> Well then let's just settle it! Who would win in a bare-knuckle match:
>> Capt. Kirk or Doctor Who? THANK YOU!
>
> The Doctor..
>
> Kirk is an American and Americans are wussies :-)
Well... the Doctor is Gallifreyan... they don't seem to be that physically
tough.
Of course, Kirk would have to kick the Doctor's ass up to 13 times. He would
probably get tired before he finished the job.
BlakGard
>>> Well then let's just settle it! Who would win in a bare-knuckle match:
>>> Capt. Kirk or Doctor Who? THANK YOU!
>>
>> The Doctor..
>>
>> Kirk is an American and Americans are wussies :-)
>
> Actually Kirk is Canadian.
Nah... Kirk is American. Born in Iowa.
Not to be confused with Shatner, who is Canadian.
BlakGard
>> Actually Kirk is Canadian.
>
> No, Kirk is from Iowa. He's only played by a Canadian.
>
> Of course, if the U.S.A. would like to claim William Shatner, most of us up
> here wouldn't complain. We'll even throw in Celine Dion!
You can keep Celine, but I'd gladly adopt Shatner as my own.
Buckaroo Banzai
> Matthew (Woohoo¤) wrote:
> >>>>> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the longest
> >>>>> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
> >>>>
> >>>> Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37
years...
> >>>> but if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
> >>>
> >>> Not continuously, though. Doctor Who ran for 26 consecutive seasons.
If
> >>> you count Doctor Who as you just counted Trek, then the number would
> >>> be 40 years, almost to the day.
> >>
> >> Well then let's just settle it! Who would win in a bare-knuckle match:
> >> Capt. Kirk or Doctor Who? THANK YOU!
> >
> > The Doctor..
> >
> > Kirk is an American and Americans are wussies :-)
>
> Well... the Doctor is Gallifreyan... they don't seem to be that physically
> tough.
> Of course, Kirk would have to kick the Doctor's ass up to 13 times. He
would
> probably get tired before he finished the job.
Tired???? William Shatner might know from tired, but I guarantee that
Captain James T. Kirk doesn't know from tired- he only knows his duty.
Ergo, the good Gallifreyan would go down.
W. Blaine Dowler
> You can keep Celine, but I'd gladly adopt Shatner as my own.
If you don't want Celine, will you take Tom Green? Please?
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Buckaroo Banzai
"W. Blaine Dowler" <fiz...@NOSPAM.bureau42.com> wrote in message
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> BlakGard wrote:
>
> > You can keep Celine, but I'd gladly adopt Shatner as my own.
>
> If you don't want Celine, will you take Tom Green? Please?
I'll trade you one Tom Green for one Tom Arnold....
Brent McKee
> Matthew (Woohoo¤) wrote:
> >>>>> Yeah, well when Shit Trek can go 26 years and become the
longest
> >>>>> running scifi show ever, then get back to me.
> >>>>
> >>>> Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Shit Trek" has been going for 37
years...
> >>>> but if you mean the original cast, then it's only 28 years.
> >>>
> >>> Not continuously, though. Doctor Who ran for 26 consecutive
seasons. If
> >>> you count Doctor Who as you just counted Trek, then the number
would
> >>> be 40 years, almost to the day.
> >>
> >> Well then let's just settle it! Who would win in a bare-knuckle
match:
> >> Capt. Kirk or Doctor Who? THANK YOU!
> >
> > The Doctor..
> >
> > Kirk is an American and Americans are wussies :-)
>
> Well... the Doctor is Gallifreyan... they don't seem to be that
physically
> tough.
> Of course, Kirk would have to kick the Doctor's ass up to 13 times.
He would
> probably get tired before he finished the job.
Yes but The Doctor knows Venusian Karate, which is unknown to Kirk.
The Doctor would have beaten Kirk before Kirk tried his first
uppercut.
(Of course the Doctor would _really_ have employed some clever
stratagem to have avoided fisticuffs entirely while leaving Kirk a
poor befuddled shell of a man not fit to command an automated mining
vessel, but the OP specifically asked about a bare knuckle match.)
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constraining, more blinding to innovation, more destructive of
openness to novelty. "
- Stephen Jay Gould (1941-2002)
BlakGard
>> You can keep Celine, but I'd gladly adopt Shatner as my own.
>
> If you don't want Celine, will you take Tom Green? Please?
I'll consider it... but only so I can lock him in a cage so he won't
make anymore movies.