Senior Quote- The Simpsons
Pulk
with my photo in this year's yearbook. I know my quote is going to be
from the simpsons because I am a huge fan of it. Though it's hard for
me to choose one quote out the many amazing lines from the simpsons.
Any suggestions would be really appreciated, though I would like to
keep it a one liner. By the way my brother's quote was "Shut up Brain
or I'll stab you with a Q-tip," so I have to find one better than
that.
Stephen Dame
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Mark Wilson
I guy I went to school with used "I can't beleive I ate the whole thing."
for his senior quote....
WhyzThat395
"Wait till you get a job like me, then you miss every summer."
-Homer, to Bart, after he breaks his leg during summer vacation
Thomas Fiddler
- Me fail English? That's unpossible.
- You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
- I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...
- Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
- Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
- I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Um Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about uuhhh, things. Uhh... the things.
- I'll keep it short and sweet --
Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you
wish to succeed in business.
Key-Bored
"Dental Plan!"
Tony Sivori
Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.
-Homer
Time to repress another memory.
-Bart
The years I lobbied to be treated as an adult have blown up in my face.
-Lisa
Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
-Homer
God bless those pagans.
-Homer
Why do I have the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a
psychiatrist?
-Lisa
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or
lose: it's how drunk you get.
-Homer
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're
making a scene."
-Homer
Operator. Give me the number for 911.
-Homer
--
Tony Sivori
Aaron Hirshberg
the family.
He didn't say it was better to have two wives. He said it was better
to have two knives.
Space Mvsevm
M@
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're
making a scene."
-Homer
If I was graduating high school now, and being as big a fan as I am,
that's probably the one I'd use.
M@
Richmond
"Trying is the first step towards failing"
-Homer
Aaron Hirshberg
> for his senior quote....
I can't believe I ate the whole thing is a 71-72 school year line.
Homer is class of 74, I believe (as am I). "Some people call me the
Space Cowboy" was a popular song that year.
Space Mvsevm
rich tintera
"Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life!"
Ken Scudder
"School's out! Up yours, Crabapple!"
Just my suggestions.
BTW, mine, back in '85, was the Lennon-McCartney quote "turn off your mind,
relax, and float downstream."
Ken S.
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Mark Wilson
(Not a quote from TS, I know. Just thought i'd add it since we're discussing
them)
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Alan Hamilton
wrote:
See you in the car. -- Milhouse
--
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* * al...@arizonaroads.com
Andrew Bull
"Mr President, disturbing news. Serious cracks are developing in the
Graeco-Bolivian alliance!"
Oh, wait, you said *better* than that.
Momus
Black, marbelized with a liquid center. The Stealth Bowler. The pins
don't know what hit 'em. --Homer Simpson
I hope I didn't brain my damage. --Homer Simpson
The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to
smite and they shall be smoten! --Homer Simpson
The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the
apes. --Homer Simpson
We monorail conductors are a crazy breed! --Homer Simpson
It looks like catsup- it tastes like catsup. But brother, it ain't
catsup! --Homer Simpson
Lisa: "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!"
Helper monkey, eh?
Look at those morons! I paid my taxes a year ago.
whatever happens in the future, tell me you won't vote for Lenny.
What is this, a tea party? Somebody kill somebody.
... and I said to the nurse, 'you can take that free tetanus shot and
shove it'.
Nick Bishop
"me fail English, Thats unpossible"
This would make a good entry for a scool book
Nick bishop
IEB
One of my fave's is (may slightly mis-quote but you get the gist)
Homer in High School: "English phhht, who needs that? I'm never going to
England"
IEB
Medium term lurker, first time poster, so be gentle with me.
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Thomas Fiddler
LEarning Annex. You know, where they take the 'dolt' out of A-dolt
Education?
Anywho, Homer says:
Education? How is that supposed to make me feel smarter?
-T-
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Matt Garvey
> I heard a good one from the episode where Homer teaches at ther Adult
> LEarning Annex. You know, where they take the 'dolt' out of A-dolt
> Education?
>
> Anywho, Homer says:
>
> Education? How is that supposed to make me feel smarter?
>
> -T-
Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that home winemaking course and I forgot how to drive?
That's because you were drunk!
And how!
MrAVenez
"Simpson, is that a plunger on your head"?
(can't remember the beginning- that I bought with a fake ID, my name was Brian
McGee...
"No part-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves,
no box socials."
"Release the robotic Richard Simmons"
"It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the
rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey, for whomever brings me the head
of Colonel Montoya".
Thomas Fiddler
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> (can't remember the beginning- that I bought with a fake ID, my name was
> Brian
> McGee...
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Bryan McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen...
-T-
XPeeple
>Remember when I took that home winemaking course and I forgot how to drive?
>That's because you were drunk!
>And how!
I really miss the conceptual jokes like this, even though they were always in
the last place you look.