Barts IQ

V80U...@hasara11.bitnet

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Nov 15, 1990, 1:20:36 PM11/15/90

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Does anyone know what Barts IQ might be.
I saw today that he falsified an IQ-test, which had a result
of 219 (Yes, in Holland we are not as far as you are...)

Jym Dyer

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Nov 15, 1990, 3:34:13 PM11/15/90

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.-.
|W|e never found out Bart's IQ. In a segment of "Bart the
`-' Genius" that was edited out, Martin (the nerd) ended up
in some kind of remedial class because Bart's IQ test
had his name on it.
.-.
|B|ut remember that Bart filled in the multiple-choice blanks
`-' at random, so his test doesn't reflect his actual IQ.
<_Jym_>

Walter N Chappel

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Nov 15, 1990, 4:33:42 PM11/15/90

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Hey Jym!!,

Is there any possible way that you could lose the annoying habit of
circling the first letter of each paragraph??? I'm about to lose my
mind trying to read your postings!!!

Walt

John P. Curcio;6442;3.34a;

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Nov 16, 1990, 6:05:33 PM11/16/90

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I think that this should come to a vote-- as of this point, it is:

2 -trash the circles
0 -keep the things

-JPC

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Brian Keller

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Nov 18, 1990, 5:33:23 AM11/18/90

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In article <112...@philabs.Philips.Com> j...@briar.philips.com.UUCP (John P. Curcio) writes:
>
>I think that this should come to a vote-- as of this point, it is:
>
> 2 -trash the circles
> 0 -keep the things
>

Tried to mail this but the mailer barfed; so, ......

For what little it matters, I vote for trashing the circles too. Kind of
quaint but kind of annoying.

Brian Keller

Stephen P. Marting

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Nov 18, 1990, 2:17:13 PM11/18/90

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Hmmm... a discussion on whether he can keep the little circles.

Don't see as it's really our decision. Or our business.

What's next? Deciding if people can keep their .sig files if we don't like
them? 3-0 is hardly anything in a newsgroup of this size.

Brett D. Watson

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Nov 19, 1990, 5:03:31 PM11/19/90

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In article <112...@philabs.Philips.Com> j...@briar.philips.com.UUCP (John P. Curcio) writes:

Just put his FROM line in a kill file. I got tired of readin'em too! :)
No offense, I just hate looking at that stupid little circle.

Jym Dyer

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Nov 19, 1990, 6:12:01 PM11/19/90

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|T|o have a truly democratic vote on my "circles," you'd have to
`-' poll all the people on all the newsgroups and mailing lists
I subscribe to. I actually get far more messages in support
of the "circles"---many asking for the macro that produces
them---than I get complaints.
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| (o)(o)
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|E|ven then I would not be compelled to change things. Why should
`-' an artiste be constrained by the will of the unwashed masses
who (1) can't discern rectangular paragraph illuminations from
"circles," (2) can't or won't read something because they don't
like the way one letter per paragraph looks, (3) don't like
*anything* that looks unusual, and/or (4) flames about such
issues in inappropriate newsgroups (note the followup-to)?
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| (o)(o)
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|I|ndeed, I was going to change my illuminated paragraphs to
`-' something different a few days ago, but this exchange has
prompted me to stick with them a while longer.
<_Jym_>
Appearing in a closed-minded kill file near you.

The Gillrocker

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Nov 20, 1990, 12:52:12 PM11/20/90

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In article <1990Nov19.2...@maverick.ksu.ksu.edu> b...@phobos.cis.ksu.edu (Brett D. Watson) writes:
> Just put his FROM line in a kill file. I got tired of readin'em too! :)
>No offense, I just hate looking at that stupid little circle.

Awwwww come on...look at those cute little things...

NOW LOSE THEM DARN CIRCLES OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A SQUARE.

Brian Hoffman

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Nov 20, 1990, 1:58:45 PM11/20/90

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I cast another vote against those annoying f*cking little circles. They're
almost enough to make me unsubscribe to every newsgroup he posts in.

Distinctive .sigs are great, but the circles are another problem altogether.

Dick Reichenbach

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Nov 20, 1990, 3:04:49 PM11/20/90

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>>In article <15...@brahms.udel.edu> wcha...@brahms.udel.edu (Walter N Chappel) writes:

III
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III disagree with all of you guys. I _like_ the little circles around the
first letter.

A
A_A
A After all, creativity is a really nice thing to see in a person, and it also
gets very tiring reading the same thing all the time.

TTT
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The world would be pretty boring without variety.

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Jym Dyer

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Nov 20, 1990, 7:49:54 PM11/20/90

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| This thread has nothing do to with _The_Simpsons_. Take it to |
| misc.misc. or something. |
| <_Jym_> |
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Chuck Musciano

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Nov 21, 1990, 9:13:55 AM11/21/90

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In article <1990Nov20....@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu>, br...@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Brian Hoffman) writes:
> I cast another vote against those annoying f*cking little circles. They're
> almost enough to make me unsubscribe to every newsgroup he posts in.
>
> Distinctive .sigs are great, but the circles are another problem altogether.

Well, I find the circles totally annoying, and feel that they make a post
much harder to read.

There are several issues here. The first is legibility, from a purely
cognitive viewpoint. While illustrated manuscripts are a wonderful thing, they
only work when the resolution of the output device can support a seamless
integration of the decorated character glyphs. Clearly, character-based
graphics are not sufficient, and result in a visually disruptive image.
Your brain is forced to make sense of a non-standard arrangement of characters,
and doesn't like it.

The second is the courtesy an author extends to his audience. The purpose
of a post is to convey information to your audience. If an author does not
take the time to match the desires of his audience, he will not convey his
message. This applies to things like subject choice, level of presentation,
and legibility, in the case of written communications. Failure to accede to
your audience on a regular basis is generally perceived as an anti-social act,
one that will cost you your audience.

Obviously, Mr. Dyer can choose to do whatever he wants. I think that it
is unfortunate that he places style over substance in his posts. He is losing
his audience, as evidenced by people killing his articles outright. Perhaps
when we all have PostScript news readers, and the illustrated posts can be done
right, they'll be more widely accepted.

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David W. Tamkin

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Nov 21, 1990, 11:45:28 AM11/21/90

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j...@berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer) wrote in <JYM.90No...@remarque.berkeley.edu>:

If there can be alt.weemba, alt.flame.weemba, and alt.rissa, there can be
alt.jym.

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Young Rob Jellinghaus

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Nov 21, 1990, 3:14:07 PM11/21/90

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In article <49...@trantor.harris-atd.com> ch...@trantor.harris-atd.com (Chuck Musciano) writes:
> Well, I find the circles totally annoying, and feel that they make a post
>much harder to read.

Hard to read?? Nnoo. __Tthhiiss_ iiss hhaarrdd ttoo rreeaadd.

> There are several issues here. The first is legibility, from a purely
>cognitive viewpoint. While illustrated manuscripts are a wonderful thing, they
>only work when the resolution of the output device can support a seamless
>integration of the decorated character glyphs. Clearly, character-based

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ffiirrsstt lleetteeerr ooff eeaacchh pppaaraaaggrrrapph. Tthhee rreesssttt
ooff tttthheee ppaarrragggrapphhh iiss ppeerrfffeeccttlllyy lleeggiibblle.

>graphics are not sufficient, and result in a visually disruptive image.
>Your brain is forced to make sense of a non-standard arrangement of characters,
>and doesn't like it.

Nnoo, hhoommeebbooyy, __yyoouurr__ bbrraiinn ddooeessnn'tt lliikkee iitt.
__II__ ffiinndd iitt pplleeaassaaanntt.

>Failure to accede to
>your audience on a regular basis is generally perceived as an anti-social act,
>one that will cost you your audience.

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D D A A M M N NN
DDDDD A A M M N N, what a sweeping statement! By those lights, Twin
Peaks, which does anything but accede to its audi-
ence, should turn around and become another Knots
Landing. I fail to see why the demands of one's
audience should constrain one's self-expression.
Of course, maybe one's audience will be lost. In that case, fine! If you
don't like Jym's circles, kill them! Jym won't care, nor will I.

They're just little circles! Amazing some people hate 'em so....

>Chuck Musciano ARPA : ch...@trantor.harris-atd.com

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David Tiberio

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Nov 22, 1990, 12:01:58 AM11/22/90

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Chuck, tsk tsk tsk!

It is never proper to "match the desires" of the audience. It reminds
me of that orater guy, Gorgias. Tell the people what they want to hear and in
a format they can understand. Of course, you did correctly point out that we
must be able to understand what is written.

But as far as meeting the desires of the audience, as Plato says, that
is the source of all corruption.

Need more proof? "No new taxes." - G Bush

:)
David Tiberio SUNY Stony Brook 2-3605 AMIGA Toto Productions DDD Men

Timothy Hillmer

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Nov 26, 1990, 12:52:24 PM11/26/90

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Come on people, let's talk about Homer, Marge, missing fingers, the
opening . . not about typing and publications!

Timothy

~~~~~~~~ Timothy Hillmer, CMU Computer Store 412/268-2636
~~~~~~ Academic Computing & Instructional Technology
~~~~ Carnegie Mellon University
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Classic BIFF

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Dec 2, 1990, 3:04:48 AM12/2/90

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On 20 Nov 90 18:58:45 GMT, br...@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Brian Hoffman) said:
> I cast another vote against those annoying f*cking little circles. They're
> almost enough to make me unsubscribe to every newsgroup he posts in.

HEY BRIAN I"M BIFF!!! I KNOW THOSE SERKELS ARE SUCK CUZ THERE SO BORING
BUT DON"T UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THIS BBOARD BECUZ OF THEM!!! I BET HELL MAKE
THEM LOTS BETTER REEL SOON!!!

> Distinctive .sigs are great, but the circles are another problem altogether.

HEY BRIAN DO YOU RELY THINK SO??? AWEUSM!!! I HAVE A RELY K00L SIGNACHER
AND I HOPE YUOU LIKE IT!!! WELLL I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE BRIAN!!!
COWABUNGA!!!

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I THINK THE SIMPSUNZ ARE LIKE TOTALLY KOOL, DUDUEZ!!! FOX RULEZ!!!!

WE HAS MET THE ENEMY AND WE ARE THEM AND THEY ARE US AND YOU ARE ME AND WE
ARE ALL TOGETHER -- WALT KELLY MCCARTNEY AND THE BEETLES

AWESUM COWABUNGA D00D!!! -- ME BIFF!!! AWESUM EH???

THEIR BUTT PHOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I -- SOME AWESUM POET OR SUMTHIN

ARE WE THEIR YET??? -- ZIPPY THE NEEDLEHED OR WAS THAT PINHED???

HE"S LIKE DEAD JOHNLUKE!!! -- STAR TREK THE NEXT GENURASHUN "AMUCK TIME"

BOGUS!!! -- BILLYBOB"S TOTALLY RADIKUL AWESUM BITCHEN NEATO ADVENTCHER

HEY D00D IT"S 1O6 MILEZ TWO SHICKAGO WEEVE GOT A FULL TANK OF GASS HALF A
PACK OF SIGARETES IT"S DARK AND WE"RE WEARING SUNGLASSES!!! KICK IT!!!
-- THE BL00Z BRUTHERS D00DZ

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DAVE RASMUSSEN IS LIKE A TOTALLY AWESUM D00D EH???
MABEE HE SHULD GET A NOZE JOB THO!!! HA HA JUST KIDDING!!!

MY SIG /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ WAITING
CAN BEAT !@@@@@@NUKULAR@@@@@@@@! 4
UP YOUR ------------------------- ARMAGEDIN
SIG !@@@@@@@@BIFF@@@@@@@@@! IT"LL B
!!! \--------! !--------/ AWESOME!!!!
! !
--------- THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL BIFF
/\\\ ! ! HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
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|-| BANG THE FALSE METAL HEAD THAT DUZZN"T DRINK BEER!!!
\/// HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!

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