Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss

Favorite Grandpa Simpson Line

4 views
Skip to first unread message

fred wilkinson

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
How do you pick just one?.?
I just saw the wedding episode when Homer was hiding out with Grandpa at
the Springfield Retirement home. The orderly handed Homer a pill cup
and Grandpa leaned over and said... "The pink ones keep you from
screaming"

*Diplomacy through superior firepower.*
If you enjoy your freedom,
Thank A Veteran...Spc(p)JFW-U.S.Army


Stefan Wils

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
highm...@webtv.net (fred wilkinson) wrote:

How about 'La - tex Con - do - me .... Boy I'd like to live in
one of those !' :-)

>How do you pick just one?.?

Stefan.


Tabby

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
I like these Grampa Simpson lines...

"Uh huh... cat in the furnace."

"Wait a minute! Grampa's Little Helper? What's that? Which one of you is the
mailman?"

And then there was a quote from "Lisa's Sax" where he's saying something about
The Funky Grampa. Anyone know the exact quote?

>^..^<---------------------TabbyKat85----------------->^..^<
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer." Lionel
Hutz

Bill McNeal

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
>"Uh huh... cat in the furnace."
>
>"Wait a minute! Grampa's Little Helper? What's that? Which one of you is the
>mailman?"
>

Those are the same quote. It should read like this: "Uh huh... cat in the


furnace. Wait a minute! Grampa's Little Helper? What's that? Which one of you
is the
mailman?"

-- An XPeeple Production --
"I've always thought of myself as the intellectual equivalent of Rod Stewart."
-Dick Solomon
"The 'right house' is the house that's for sale. The 'right person' is anyone."
-Lionel Hutz

Kieran Murphy

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
I think his best quote is when he says he invented kissing.

"It was during World War I and they needed a new way to spread germs....."

Kieran Murphy

Bill McNeal <xpe...@aol.compulsion> wrote in message
news:19990820154218...@ng-xb1.aol.com...

Bill McNeal

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
>I think his best quote is when he says he invented kissing.
>
>"It was during World War I and they needed a new way to spread germs....."

Don't they cut that from syndication?

Rapsy

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
"The year was 19 ought 6, "some-thing about a women ruling" and people
everywhere were doing a dance called the Funky Grampa" SNORE

I CAM'T SPEEL
Tabby <tabby...@aol.comptroller> wrote in message
news:19990820141815...@ng-cq1.aol.com...


> I like these Grampa Simpson lines...
>

> "Uh huh... cat in the furnace."
>
> "Wait a minute! Grampa's Little Helper? What's that? Which one of you is
the
> mailman?"
>

Adam Long

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
>Those are the same quote. It should read like this: "Uh huh... cat in the

>furnace. Wait a minute! Grampa's Little Helper? What's that? Which one of you
>is the
>mailman?"

Actually, you're both wrong. "Cat in the furnace" was said by Homer in "Bart
After Dark." The "Grampa's Little Helper" line was, obviously, said by Grampa
though, in "Itchy and Scratchy Land."

-----------------
Adam Long
(Yes, there used to be a "W" in there)
Remove "poser" to respond. Duh.


Kieran Murphy

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
It might have been in America. I think the line was from the Spinoff
special which I saw recently on Sky TV (a British satellite channel). The
syndication cuts are probably different here than in America.

Kieran Murphy

Bill McNeal <xpe...@aol.compulsion> wrote in message

news:19990820174916...@ng-xb1.aol.com...

Bill McNeal

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to
>Actually, you're both wrong. "Cat in the furnace" was said by Homer in "Bart
>After Dark." The "Grampa's Little Helper" line was, obviously, said by
>Grampa
>though, in "Itchy and Scratchy Land."

Ah, yes. Point taken.

Darrel Jones

unread,
Aug 20, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/20/99
to

Rapsy wrote in message ...

>"The year was 19 ought 6, "some-thing about a women ruling" and people
>everywhere were doing a dance called the Funky Grampa" SNORE
>

"The year is nineteen-ought-six, the president is the divine Miss Sandra
Bernhardt, and people everywhere were doing a dance called the Funky
Grampa."

Bud

unread,
Aug 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/21/99
to
What about
"It was your mother's job to love you and such.. I was mainly in it for the
spankin"
and
"She was a demon in the sack! haha heheh HAHAH"

they probably aren't word4word tho.


fred wilkinson <highm...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:11505-37...@newsd-212.iap.bryant.webtv.net...


> How do you pick just one?.?

Kuppoppo86

unread,
Aug 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/21/99
to
What was the story Grampa was telling Mr. Burns, it's really boring, and it's
hilarious.

Stefan Wils

unread,
Aug 21, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/21/99
to
kuppo...@aol.com (Kuppoppo86) wrote:

>What was the story Grampa was telling Mr. Burns, it's really boring, and it's
>hilarious.

The episode was 'Last Exit To Springfield'. I don't really recall
what the story was, but it had something to do with 'Onions on
the belt were all the style'.

Grampa the Strike Breaker :-)

Stefan


SJim67

unread,
Aug 22, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/22/99
to
"Let's sacrifice him to our God!!!
(pause while everyone looks at him)
We did it all the time in the 30's."

-Homer Loves Flanders


"Whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all
the important questions"

-The Front

gloriani gutierrez

unread,
Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
to
Marge: Grandpa, you know you can't have liquids after 4pm.

Abe: You can stir it into my mush, either way just gimme gimme gimme!
gloriani

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel." Homer Jay Simpson

0 new messages