Lyrics to "See My Vest"

[K]

Can anyone point me to where on the internet I can find the lyrics to
"See My Vest," sung by Monte Burns? Thanks! ---K.

[Azz]

In article <35B2730D...@uswest.net>, K <katy1...@uswest.net>
writes

>Can anyone point me to where on the internet I can find the lyrics to
>"See My Vest," sung by Monte Burns? Thanks! ---K.

Hehe...too good an ioportunity to miss <GG>

You see, some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat, t'was my cat.
My evening wear, a vampire bat.
This white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle's necks, I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest.
Like my loafers,
Former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be the best...
So let's prepare those dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veesssst!

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Azz

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[Heather Holder]

Azz wrote:
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> Like my loafers,
> Former gophers,
> It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
> But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be the best...
> So let's prepare those dogs,
> Kill two for matching clogs!
> See my vest!
> See my vest!
> Oh, please, won't you see my veesssst!

Burns: I really do like the vest.
Smithers: So I gathered.

Heather
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[Hymie]

Azz wrote:

> > Kill two for matching clogs!

isn't it "Save two for matching clogs!" .... ?

hymie

[Azz]

In article <35B4494E...@god.de>, Hymie <hy...@god.de> writes

Well I just checked it in my wee little Simpsons book, and it says Kill
two for matching clogs....but I think I remember the line as save two
too...so I dunno

[trins...@pop.fuse.net]

Azz wrote:

> In article <35B4494E...@god.de>, Hymie <hy...@god.de> writes
> >Azz wrote:
> >
> >> > Kill two for matching clogs!
> >
> >isn't it "Save two for matching clogs!" .... ?
> >
> >hymie
> >
> Well I just checked it in my wee little Simpsons book, and it says Kill
> two for matching clogs....but I think I remember the line as save two
> too...so I dunno

Well, I just popped in "Songs in the Key of Springfield", and it's pretty clearly
"kill".

Tom Rinschler

"Nonsense! They couldn't hit an elephant at that dist--"
--Last words of Major General John Sedgwick at the Battle of Spotsylvania, May 9,
1864.