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Danny Trampe

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May 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/6/96
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1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode

2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
Sacrilitious."

3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
. fattening."


Mountain Man

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ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) wrote:
>1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode

Not to get too picky, but it was actually play-doh which Homer ate.
Play doh is non-toxic, and thus, semi-edible (though hardly rib
tickling). Silly putty, as I recall, is not recommended for human
consumption. A little diet tip for those of you into the taste of
children's toys.

-R

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Otha Stubblefield

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ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:

>1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode

>2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why

>do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> Sacrilitious."

>3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>. fattening."

4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.

ERI

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May 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/7/96
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Danny Trampe wrote:
>
> 1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>
> 2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
> do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
> "Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> Sacrilitious."
>
> 3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
> . fattening."


Dont forget the soul doughnut - "mmmm forbidden doughnut" oh and the jar of vaseline in the school pageant episode
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May 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/8/96
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In article <4mlpue$g...@risc.agsm.ucla.edu>, ostu...@agsm.ucla.edu (Otha
Stubblefield) wrote:

> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>
> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>
> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> > Sacrilitious."
>
> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
> >. fattening."
>

> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.

5. "64 slices of American cheese..."

Andrew J.

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May 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/10/96
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On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:

> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>
> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>
> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> > Sacrilitious."
>
> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
> >. fattening."
>
> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>
>

These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.

A.J.

jri...@bc.cybernex.net

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May 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/12/96
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unverif...@nd.edu (Unverified User) wrote:

>Stubblefield) wrote:

>> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>>
>> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>>
>> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
>> > Sacrilitious."
>>
>> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>> >. fattening."
>>
>> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
>> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
>> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
>> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.

>5. "64 slices of American cheese..."
6. Where he puts on weight
Bart- Dad...it says non-toxic
Homer- That's a plus(eating play-doh)


Marc-André Bergeron

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May 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/12/96
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Re: Best Things that Homer ate

mmmm.... 64 americain cheese slicessss...."Andrew J."
<ajal...@jasper.knox.net> wrote:


>
>
>On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:
>
>> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>>
>> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>>
>> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
>> > Sacrilitious."
>>
>> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>> >. fattening."
>>
>> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
>> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
>> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
>> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>>
>>

>These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
>retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.
>
>A.J.
>

>No its : ....64 American cheese slicessss....


Igor

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May 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/13/96
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Actually, it's "Mmm...64 slices of American Cheese <munch> 63..."

Paul Alexander Gray

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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"Andrew J." <ajal...@jasper.knox.net> writes:

>On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:

>> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>>
>> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>>
>> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
>> > Sacrilitious."
>>
>> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>> >. fattening."
>>
>> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
>> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
>> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
>> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>>
>>
>These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
>retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.

>A.J.
what about when Homer went to the kitchen and said...
" I'm a white heterosexual male aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me no matter
how stupid my ideas are"
and then he gets from the cupboard Nuts and Gum together at last. Huh? that
was a good one I think. Or when he eats his "Forbidden Donut!"
pa...@uow.edu.au

Scott Allen Menze

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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In <4n8pai$8...@wumpus.its.uow.edu.au> pa...@wumpus.its.uow.edu.au (Paul


How about when Homer eats the meat from the Quicky Mart that is on
sale, then gets sick, goes back to the store and eats it again. This
is in the episode where Apu gets fired and he and Homer go to India.

"Whoo-hoo, CHEAP MEAT!!"


Jerry A. Barrows

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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Marc-André Bergeron wrote:
>
> Re: Best Things that Homer ate
>
> mmmm.... 64 americain cheese slicessss...."Andrew J."
> <ajal...@jasper.knox.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> >On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:
> >
> >> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
> >>
> >> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
> >>
> >> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
> >> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
> >> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> >> > Sacrilitious."
> >>
> >> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
> >> >. fattening."
> >>
> >> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
> >> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
> >> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
> >> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
> >>
> >>
> >These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
> >retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.
> >
> >A.J.
> >
> >No its : ....64 American cheese slicessss....

No it was the petroleum jelly when Lisa was using it on her teeth for the
Little Miss Springfield Pageant.

Rusty Meathook

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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pa...@wumpus.its.uow.edu.au (Paul Alexander Gray) wrote:

>was a good one I think. Or when he eats his "Forbidden Donut!"

The Forbidden Donut rules! So does "free goo!"

- Rusty "will debate for food" Meathook


Gloria Mercado-Martin

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May 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/18/96
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How about when Homer's head turned into a donut, and he kept picking at
it. marge says, Stop it! and he says, I can't help it! I'm so sweet
and tasty!

SonicMoose

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May 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/18/96
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How about when he was getting weight gain for disability, and he
envisioned the Irish pig at the beginning of the gold road, and he takes a
bite out of the pig, and the pig goes "That's the spirit!"

-the Moose

Karlas CH

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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How about the episode with Mindy Simmons, "I shouldn't have eaten that
packet of powdered gravy in the parking lot."

Karla
--"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
---Bart Simpson


jeffrey Martinek

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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The purple sandwich, his own head as a doughnut, hog fat. And my
favorite: "Ummmm waffle runoff!"

Christina Jean Gindratt

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May 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/20/96
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Karlas CH (karl...@aol.com) wrote:
: How about the episode with Mindy Simmons, "I shouldn't have eaten that

The absolute best thing that Homer has eaten on the show was when he ate
NUTS AND GUM. They go great together!!
chris

Kevin Kilbourne

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May 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/20/96
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Christina Jean Gindratt wrote:
>
> Karlas CH (karl...@aol.com) wrote:
> : How about the episode with Mindy Simmons, "I shouldn't have eaten that
> : packet of powdered gravy in the parking lot."
>
> : Karla
> : --"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
> : ---Bart Simpson
>

The best thing that Homer ate was the Waffle that he was praying to. MMMMMM
Sachralishious.

Joshua Model

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May 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/21/96
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In <4njl7u$5...@oracle.damerica.net> des...@community.net (Gloria

>and tasty!

No, I think the Sacrilicious waffle was the best. Homer wanted
superbowl tickets, so he prayed for them and Ned rang the bell with an
extra ticket for Homer. Homer then looks towards the top of the screen
and yells "God, why do you mock me so" Marge proceeeds "Homer, that's
not God, that's a waffle that's been up there for two months." Homer
immediately climbs up to the waffle, and while on the ceiling says
"God, I know I should not eat thee, but ... *munch* *munch* ...
mmm..sacrilicious.

--Josh

R. Dalisky

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May 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/21/96
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The best thing he ate was the sandwich which he didn't want to
throw out even though he kept getting sick from it. The jar of vasaline
was also up there...


Anthony

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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The best one has to be where Homer is on the couch chugging on a
container of dishwashing soap. When Marge tells him that is what he is
drinking, he says "Yeah, but what are you gonna do?"

By the way, Homer seems to have an affinity for soap. Remember the
episode where he has to finish remedial science in order to get his
high school diploma? When he tells Marge he also accidentaly tells her
that he "ate those fancy soaps in the guest bathroom.

By the way, he also likes to eat flowers whic he calls "my secret
shame"

--"and the domestication of the dog...continued unabated"--


Robert Fox

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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I thought the best thing that Homer was his whole wedding cake before
the wedding even took place. That and the MOOOON waffle

Rob Fox

Mike Perreault

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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What about "Nuts and Gum.....together at last". Or, (not Homer)
but Lunch Lady Dorris "There's very little meat in these gym mats"

Kathy Diemer

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May 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/22/96
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My favorite is whem Marge presents Homer with his breakfast
plate...with "I Love You" spelled out with bacon (lots of it) and
eggs.

Personally, I'd rather receive the above as a love gift, than a
Teleflora bouquet or something.

Tuohy

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May 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/29/96
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Remember the meals Homer made out of the suger he stole?

Colleen


Ben Lyjak

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May 29, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/29/96
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In <31A35F...@qlink.queensu.ca> Mike Perreault

<4m...@qlink.queensu.ca> writes:
>
>What about "Nuts and Gum.....together at last". Or, (not Homer)
>but Lunch Lady Dorris "There's very little meat in these gym mats"

Don't know if it's been mentioned before, but the weeks old sub was OK.
The best has to be the chives, Tom Collins mix, and pie crust.
"Ughhhhhhhhhhh, let's go get your mother"
Joe B.

CygnusTheSwan

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May 30, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/30/96
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Probably posted before, but I loved it:

That huge sandwich Homer brought home from the company picnic (I think).
It had a rather nasty grey-black 'tinge' to it after a while. And the
mushrooms growing out of it... ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

-Bryan-

C. Spalding

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Jun 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/2/96
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what about the waffle with liquid smoke and stuff then wrapped around a
stick of margerine.....uuuuuuuu

darcy

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In article <4ot0ta$3...@news.cc.ucf.edu>, "C. Spalding" <cas0...@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu> says:
>
>what about the waffle with liquid smoke and stuff then wrapped around a
>stick of margerine.....uuuuuuuu
>

What abpout the time Homer goes to the Quicky-Mart and gets the
out dated ham, then goes to the hospital. Then goes back to the Quicky-
Mart to complain and gets 10 pounds of bad shrimp, and goes back to
the hospital. Then goes undercover to the Quicky-Mart (yet again) and
gets the hotdog.
I just love the way he can't say no to rank food.

Darcy

John Hodge

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In <4p5eki$3f...@elmo.cadvision.com> y...@somehost.somedomain (darcy)
writes:
>
>In article <4ot0ta$3...@news.cc.ucf.edu>, "C. Spalding"
<cas0...@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu> says:
>>
>>what about the waffle with liquid smoke and stuff then wrapped around
a
>>stick of margerine.....uuuuuuuu
>>
>
You forgot about the pound of caramel on said waffle
Johnhodge

Andrew Thornton

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Jun 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/7/96
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The bad sandwich is so funny:
Homer: "Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich"
Marge: "You're going to eat it, aren't you"
Homer: "................yes"

He ate: the fancy soaps in the bathroom.
64 slices of American cheese.
A chocolate live dog in the land of chocolate.
His breakfast with a bug in it (but not the oatmeal with no bug really).
a 5? pound bag of flour cos he didn't get all he could eat.
Plastic display lobsters? before he didn't get all he could eat.

The list goes on
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Jason919

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Jun 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/7/96
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How about all the animals in the "under the sea" bit? He wouldn't stop
eating!

Wolf

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Jun 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/7/96
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> How about all the animals in the "under the sea" bit? He wouldn't stop
> eating!
I thought the chocolate land eating spree was funny, especially the
chocolate store part.

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Jean P. Laborde

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Jun 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/9/96
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In <4p9vdb$a...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> jaso...@aol.com (Jason919)
writes:
>
>How about all the animals in the "under the sea" bit? He wouldn't stop
>eating!

I vote for:

When the Germans buy the Nuke plant and they tell Homer they have a
chocolate factory, Homer daydreams walking in chocolate land, where
everything is Chocolate. Homer munches on a light pole, a dog among
other things)

also:

Homer eats the remains putrid 2-week old 8-foot long submarine
sandwich. He gets sick from it (is blue and shivering) and says, "This
is all your fault. <pause>. Oh how can I be mad at you..."

and:

a Halloween special where Flanders as the Devil makes Homer's head a
big donut. Later on, you see Homer's donut head with a big chunk taken
out of it, as he nibbles on it!

comment encouraged,
the Swamp Wizard

Karla Renninger

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Jun 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/9/96
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In article <4peoem$8...@sjx-ixn4.ix.netcom.com>,

My vote would be:
From the episode with Mindy Simmons, "I shouldn't have eaten that pack of
powdered gravy I found in the parking lot."

Karla

Yes, the Hansens

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Jun 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/10/96
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Or when Homer starts eating the petrolium jelly during Lisa's performance
at the Little Miss Springfield contest


Thomas
han...@passport.ca

Rodekil428

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Jun 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/11/96
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How about when Homer told marge about when he ate the fancy soaps in the
bathroom!!!

Mark Alan Teagarden

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Jun 12, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/12/96
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> > a Halloween special where Flanders as the Devil makes Homer's head a
> > big donut. Later on, you see Homer's donut head with a big chunk taken
> > out of it, as he nibbles on it!
> >

YEAH!! One of my favorite lines came from that ep - Marge said something
like,"Homer, stop eating yourself!" and he says,"Ooooh, but I'm so sweet
and tasty!"
I laughed so hard my head almost fell off, then I laughed at that.

Kisses,
Mark

MARLEY228

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Jun 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/16/96
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I love it when homer is caught eating roses
man I love this show

Edweirdo

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Jun 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/17/96
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Poisoned Blowfish

Ed O.

Chris DiSpina

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In <4q3la6$1...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> edwe...@aol.com (Edweirdo)
writes:
>
>Poisoned Blowfish
>
>Ed O.

How about all our shrimp, and 2 plastic lobsters?


Woody

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Jun 18, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/18/96
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THE PLAYDO DONUTS!!!!

--
Woody

Stinkypoo

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Jun 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/19/96
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Woody <10276...@CompuServe.COM> wrote:
>
> THE PLAYDO DONUTS!!!!
>
> --
> Woody


Two words: CHOCOLATE LAND!

Stinkypoo

The Ref

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Jun 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/20/96
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In our last episode, MARLEY228 (marl...@aol.com) wrote:
> I love it when homer is caught eating roses
> man I love this show

Not sure about roses, but wasn't he once caught eating Tulips?

And Bart says, "So that explains his mysterious trips to Holland..." or
something to that effect...

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John Carrigan

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tlar...@bu.edu (The Ref) wrote:

What about the episode where Homer Eats the sub sandwich that is
gross-&-rotting? Even after Marge tries to throw it out? Hysterical!!


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MARLEY228 (marl...@aol.com) wrote:
: I love it when homer is caught eating roses
: man I love this show


From the "The Devil and Homer Simpson" episode, starring Flanders as the
devil. Homer eats pieces of his head which has been turned into a donut.
"But I'm so sweet and tasty.."

derek


Christina Jean Gindratt

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Jun 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/21/96
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The Ref (tlar...@bu.edu) wrote:

: In our last episode, MARLEY228 (marl...@aol.com) wrote:
: > I love it when homer is caught eating roses
: > man I love this show

: Not sure about roses, but wasn't he once caught eating Tulips?

: And Bart says, "So that explains his mysterious trips to Holland..." or
: something to that effect...

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Dont forget the NUTS AND GUM.
chris

N.L. McLean

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Jun 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/21/96
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The best thing has to be the plastic bride and groom
ornament from the wedding cake. If you play that frame by
frame, you can see he really struggles with it.

"Mmmmmm...pointy."


Tony

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Jun 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/24/96
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In the episode Homer gains weight to get placed on workers comp, and
he starts dreaming about 300 lbs with the fat pig on the side of the
road. He takes a bite out of the pig's arm, and the pig goes
something like "That's it Homer, old boy!" Something like that.

Geoff McElhanon

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Jun 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/25/96
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Or how 'bout when he and Barney are training for the space mission and
they're testing lung capacity... Homer's slurps up the liquid, and
mumbles... "Mmmmm... Mediciny..."

Geoff


Gary Roberts

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Jun 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/25/96
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In article <4qa31u$o...@news.bellglobal.com>, Stinkypoo
<de...@inexpress.com> wrote:


> Two words: CHOCOLATE LAND!

I believe the correct term is "the Land of Chocolate." And he didn't
actually eat anything-- it was a fantasy.

Rosemary Boyer

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Jun 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/25/96
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In <groberts-250...@128.89.23.53> grob...@bbn.com (Gary

No, he did eat- and one of the things was the best thing Homer ate:
as Homer walked around the Land of Chocolate, he saw a dog made of
chocolate, picked it up and took a bite of the dog! Then the dog ran
away barking.

Homer also bit a chocolate lamp post, and ate some chocolate that
rained from the sky.

Geoff McElhanon

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Jun 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/27/96
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"Andrew M. Smith" <andrew....@sci.monash.edu.au> wrote:
>How about the time Homer stays home from church and makes up a chocolate
>and caramel waffle and wraps it around a gigantic slab of butter....
>unbelievably gross!!
>
>Andy
>
>
>

Don't knock it if you ain't tried it...


Geoff


J.W. Scott

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Jun 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/27/96
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The best was the 10 foot sandwich thing, where he kept eating it
and getting sick, and he looked at the sandwich and said "This
is all your fault" and then said "ohh, how can I stay mad at you"

and, by the way, that episode (duff gardens) also had my favorite
homer scene, when he was sick (after eating the sandwich) and still
wanted to drive to Duff gardens, and marge said "umm homer, maybe you'd
better stay home", and Homer was all pale and sickly, and said
"Noooo...Duf Gardens...Hoorawwwwwww!" and collapsed on the steering wheel.

vin


NetSurfer

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Jun 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/28/96
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We think the best thing Homer ever ate was his own head... at least a
piece of it. In the episode Homer's head was a donut and he took a
bite of it...

Chris Baxter

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Jul 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/3/96
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In article <4qsome$p...@harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au>,
andrew....@sci.monash.edu.au says...

>
>How about the time Homer stays home from church and makes up a chocolate
>and caramel waffle and wraps it around a gigantic slab of butter....
>unbelievably gross!!
>
>Andy
>
>
Homer called them his "patented space age moon waffles"

Mmmmmmmmm...fattening

Cheers

Bax


BOB

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Jul 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/3/96
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I think the best theing he ate was the old sub in the Duff Gardens
episode. Marge:"Homer I found this next to the radiator, I want you
to through it away." Homer:"Done and done."

aq...@ccn.cs.dal.ca (Chris Baxter) wrote:

>Mmmmmmmmm...fattening

>Cheers

>Bax


"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you
can possibly imagine." -Obi Wan Kenobi- Star Wars:A New Hope


Lars

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Jul 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/3/96
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G)> "Andrew M. Smith" <andrew....@sci.monash.edu.au> wrote:
G)> >How about the time Homer stays home from church and makes up a chocolate
G)> >and caramel waffle and wraps it around a gigantic slab of butter....
G)> >unbelievably gross!!
G)>
G)> Don't knock it if you ain't tried it...

mmmmmmmmh...fattening :)
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Marty Mcmillan

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Jul 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/4/96
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EASILY the best thing Homer ate <drumroll...>

64 Slices of American Cheese!!!!


Marge: "Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
Burns&Smithers: <whump!!>


-Skunk


ni...@acs-online.com

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Jul 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/5/96
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No way! I quote:

"Hmmmm.. Soylent Green!!"

-Nick

Jay Shah

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Jul 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/6/96
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"Mmmm.. incapacitating"-when he used Marge's pepper spray on his eggs

--Ravi

http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi

HeatonHead

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Jul 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/7/96
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I just "love" the recipe Homer gave me in the casino episode for a
quick & easy breakfast for someone who can't cook to save their life:

- cloves
- Tom Collins' mix
- frozen pie crust


alwa...@ix.netcom.com

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Jul 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/8/96
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HeatonHead <ptma...@acs.ucalgary.ca> wrote:


My favorite was the indestructible hero sandwich.

A. Everett Logan

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Jul 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/9/96
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How 'bout two plastic lobsters at the Fryin' Dutchman

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