2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
Sacrilitious."
3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
. fattening."
Not to get too picky, but it was actually play-doh which Homer ate.
Play doh is non-toxic, and thus, semi-edible (though hardly rib
tickling). Silly putty, as I recall, is not recommended for human
consumption. A little diet tip for those of you into the taste of
children's toys.
-R
"Mmmmmm...purple..."
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>1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> Sacrilitious."
>3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>. fattening."
4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
Dont forget the soul doughnut - "mmmm forbidden doughnut" oh and the jar of vaseline in the school pageant episode
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> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>
> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>
> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> > Sacrilitious."
>
> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
> >. fattening."
>
> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
5. "64 slices of American cheese..."
On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:
> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>
> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>
> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
> > Sacrilitious."
>
> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
> >. fattening."
>
> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>
>
These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.
A.J.
>In article <4mlpue$g...@risc.agsm.ucla.edu>, ostu...@agsm.ucla.edu (Otha
>Stubblefield) wrote:
>> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>>
>> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>>
>> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
>> > Sacrilitious."
>>
>> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>> >. fattening."
>>
>> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
>> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
>> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
>> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>5. "64 slices of American cheese..."
6. Where he puts on weight
Bart- Dad...it says non-toxic
Homer- That's a plus(eating play-doh)
mmmm.... 64 americain cheese slicessss...."Andrew J."
<ajal...@jasper.knox.net> wrote:
>
>
>On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:
>
>> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>>
>> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>>
>> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
>> > Sacrilitious."
>>
>> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>> >. fattening."
>>
>> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
>> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
>> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
>> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>>
>>
>These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
>retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.
>
>A.J.
>
>No its : ....64 American cheese slicessss....
Actually, it's "Mmm...64 slices of American Cheese <munch> 63..."
>On 6 May 1996, Otha Stubblefield wrote:
>> ZWS...@prodigy.com (Danny Trampe) writes:
>>
>> >1. Silly putty in get fat for disability episode
>>
>> >2. Pancake off of ceiling and thought it was god he said " Oh, god why
>> >do you taunt me this way. I know I should not eat thee." Marge says
>> >"Homer thats not god its a pancake." Homer eats pancake and says " Mmmm..
>> > Sacrilitious."
>>
>> >3. When he eats the stick of butter rolled up in a waffle and says "Mmmm.
>> >. fattening."
>>
>> 4. In the Homer borrows money from Patty and Selma ep, when he finds P&S in
>> the house, he reminds Marge that they had a deal that if he would stop
>> eating her lipstick, then she had to keep P&S out of the house. He
>> then quickly turns away to rub lipstick off of his teeth.
>>
>>
>These are all good, but the best would have to be the old sandwich Homer
>retrieved from the garbage. Or the bad shrimp twice eaten.
>A.J.
what about when Homer went to the kitchen and said...
" I'm a white heterosexual male aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me no matter
how stupid my ideas are"
and then he gets from the cupboard Nuts and Gum together at last. Huh? that
was a good one I think. Or when he eats his "Forbidden Donut!"
pa...@uow.edu.au
How about when Homer eats the meat from the Quicky Mart that is on
sale, then gets sick, goes back to the store and eats it again. This
is in the episode where Apu gets fired and he and Homer go to India.
"Whoo-hoo, CHEAP MEAT!!"
No it was the petroleum jelly when Lisa was using it on her teeth for the
Little Miss Springfield Pageant.
>was a good one I think. Or when he eats his "Forbidden Donut!"
The Forbidden Donut rules! So does "free goo!"
- Rusty "will debate for food" Meathook
-the Moose
Karla
--"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything."
---Bart Simpson
The absolute best thing that Homer has eaten on the show was when he ate
NUTS AND GUM. They go great together!!
chris
The best thing that Homer ate was the Waffle that he was praying to. MMMMMM
Sachralishious.
>and tasty!
No, I think the Sacrilicious waffle was the best. Homer wanted
superbowl tickets, so he prayed for them and Ned rang the bell with an
extra ticket for Homer. Homer then looks towards the top of the screen
and yells "God, why do you mock me so" Marge proceeeds "Homer, that's
not God, that's a waffle that's been up there for two months." Homer
immediately climbs up to the waffle, and while on the ceiling says
"God, I know I should not eat thee, but ... *munch* *munch* ...
mmm..sacrilicious.
--Josh
The best thing he ate was the sandwich which he didn't want to
throw out even though he kept getting sick from it. The jar of vasaline
was also up there...
By the way, Homer seems to have an affinity for soap. Remember the
episode where he has to finish remedial science in order to get his
high school diploma? When he tells Marge he also accidentaly tells her
that he "ate those fancy soaps in the guest bathroom.
By the way, he also likes to eat flowers whic he calls "my secret
shame"
--"and the domestication of the dog...continued unabated"--
Rob Fox
Personally, I'd rather receive the above as a love gift, than a
Teleflora bouquet or something.
Colleen
Don't know if it's been mentioned before, but the weeks old sub was OK.
The best has to be the chives, Tom Collins mix, and pie crust.
"Ughhhhhhhhhhh, let's go get your mother"
Joe B.
That huge sandwich Homer brought home from the company picnic (I think).
It had a rather nasty grey-black 'tinge' to it after a while. And the
mushrooms growing out of it... ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
-Bryan-
What abpout the time Homer goes to the Quicky-Mart and gets the
out dated ham, then goes to the hospital. Then goes back to the Quicky-
Mart to complain and gets 10 pounds of bad shrimp, and goes back to
the hospital. Then goes undercover to the Quicky-Mart (yet again) and
gets the hotdog.
I just love the way he can't say no to rank food.
Darcy
He ate: the fancy soaps in the bathroom.
64 slices of American cheese.
A chocolate live dog in the land of chocolate.
His breakfast with a bug in it (but not the oatmeal with no bug really).
a 5? pound bag of flour cos he didn't get all he could eat.
Plastic display lobsters? before he didn't get all he could eat.
The list goes on
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I vote for:
When the Germans buy the Nuke plant and they tell Homer they have a
chocolate factory, Homer daydreams walking in chocolate land, where
everything is Chocolate. Homer munches on a light pole, a dog among
other things)
also:
Homer eats the remains putrid 2-week old 8-foot long submarine
sandwich. He gets sick from it (is blue and shivering) and says, "This
is all your fault. <pause>. Oh how can I be mad at you..."
and:
a Halloween special where Flanders as the Devil makes Homer's head a
big donut. Later on, you see Homer's donut head with a big chunk taken
out of it, as he nibbles on it!
comment encouraged,
the Swamp Wizard
My vote would be:
From the episode with Mindy Simmons, "I shouldn't have eaten that pack of
powdered gravy I found in the parking lot."
Karla
Or when Homer starts eating the petrolium jelly during Lisa's performance
at the Little Miss Springfield contest
Thomas
han...@passport.ca
YEAH!! One of my favorite lines came from that ep - Marge said something
like,"Homer, stop eating yourself!" and he says,"Ooooh, but I'm so sweet
and tasty!"
I laughed so hard my head almost fell off, then I laughed at that.
Kisses,
Mark
Ed O.
How about all our shrimp, and 2 plastic lobsters?
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Woody
Two words: CHOCOLATE LAND!
Stinkypoo
Not sure about roses, but wasn't he once caught eating Tulips?
And Bart says, "So that explains his mysterious trips to Holland..." or
something to that effect...
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From the "The Devil and Homer Simpson" episode, starring Flanders as the
devil. Homer eats pieces of his head which has been turned into a donut.
"But I'm so sweet and tasty.."
derek
: Not sure about roses, but wasn't he once caught eating Tulips?
: And Bart says, "So that explains his mysterious trips to Holland..." or
: something to that effect...
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Dont forget the NUTS AND GUM.
chris
"Mmmmmm...pointy."
In the episode Homer gains weight to get placed on workers comp, and
he starts dreaming about 300 lbs with the fat pig on the side of the
road. He takes a bite out of the pig's arm, and the pig goes
something like "That's it Homer, old boy!" Something like that.
Or how 'bout when he and Barney are training for the space mission and
they're testing lung capacity... Homer's slurps up the liquid, and
mumbles... "Mmmmm... Mediciny..."
Geoff
> Two words: CHOCOLATE LAND!
I believe the correct term is "the Land of Chocolate." And he didn't
actually eat anything-- it was a fantasy.
No, he did eat- and one of the things was the best thing Homer ate:
as Homer walked around the Land of Chocolate, he saw a dog made of
chocolate, picked it up and took a bite of the dog! Then the dog ran
away barking.
Homer also bit a chocolate lamp post, and ate some chocolate that
rained from the sky.
Don't knock it if you ain't tried it...
Geoff
and, by the way, that episode (duff gardens) also had my favorite
homer scene, when he was sick (after eating the sandwich) and still
wanted to drive to Duff gardens, and marge said "umm homer, maybe you'd
better stay home", and Homer was all pale and sickly, and said
"Noooo...Duf Gardens...Hoorawwwwwww!" and collapsed on the steering wheel.
vin
Mmmmmmmmm...fattening
Cheers
Bax
aq...@ccn.cs.dal.ca (Chris Baxter) wrote:
>Mmmmmmmmm...fattening
>Cheers
>Bax
"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you
can possibly imagine." -Obi Wan Kenobi- Star Wars:A New Hope
mmmmmmmmh...fattening :)
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64 Slices of American Cheese!!!!
Marge: "Have you been up all night eating cheese?"
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"Hmmmm.. Soylent Green!!"
-Nick
--Ravi
- cloves
- Tom Collins' mix
- frozen pie crust