Cletus the slack jawed yokel
That_1_Loser
Real Name <user...@iaccess.com.au> wrote in article
<5qetbs$j...@sleipnir.iaccess.com.au>...
: Cletus, you know him.
:
: He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but that's
: about it.
:
: Needless to say we want more.
Cletus was also in Home Sweet Home diddly dum doodily where Homer and Marge
had to go to parenting classes...and also the Stampy episode...the pretzle
business episode and some others that excape me at the moment
"Hey Maw...look at that pointy haired little girl! haw yuck"
domer
Cletus was also in " Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily" when Marge
and Homer had to go to school to learn to be good parents. He was
there.
Goodman: OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to
simulate a typical household problem. Go.
Cletus: [on Homer's knee] Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door
again.
Homer: Why you cotton-pickin' -- [strangles Cletus]
[the class looks critically at Homer]
[to himself] No, I gotta pass this class for my kids.
[to Cletus] Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'.
Cletus: [stricken] I love you, Pa! [weeps]
Homer: I love you, Cletus! [weeps]
[the class cheers; some shoot guns into the air]
I love that scene.
On Tue, 15 Jul 1997 21:59:06 GMT, monk...@worldnet.att.net wrote:
>On 15 Jul 1997 04:12:44 GMT, user...@iaccess.com.au (Real Name)
>wrote:
>>Cletus, you know him.
>>
>>He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but that's
>>about it.
>>
>>Needless to say we want more.
>>
>>Also would appeciate more Moe schemes. (ie panda in the back room)
>
>
>"Hey maw - get off the dang roof!"
remove the "nospam." from my email adress to mail me
That_1_Loser
He was also in the episode(i forgot the name) when marge has her own
pretzle business and gets help from the mob...He takes advantage of her
gree pretzle offer and calls all 10 or 11 of his children.
And Also in the Stampy episode where Lisa protests the showing off of
Stampy for money.
"Hey Maw look at that pointy haired little girl!"
Some Folk'll never lose a toe
but then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
--
****************************
If you actually want to reply to me don't e-mail me
(which I Actually recieved alarming amounts of
answers for my moronic questions). E-mail goes
to a shit radio station.
**********************
Velour100
does anyone have that sample? also, AKa...@aol.com sent me the cletus
icon, if anyone would like it...
Darian Holtsman
Bradley Everett Duncan wrote:
>
> Cletus was also in the episode where Bart gets the elephant (Stampy). When
> Homer's charging people to ride Stampy, Lisa says asks him how he'd like
> being gawked at by people. Cletus pops in, points to Lisa, and says, "Hey
> Moe, look at the girl with the pointy hair!"
as a point of interest, i have the TABLE DRAFT 8/19/93 VERSION of the
script for "BART GET'S AN ELEPHANT" and at that point it time, CLETUS
THE SLACK JAWED YOKEL did not exist! the scene does not contain cletus
or his line about girl/pointy hair. did this EP mark the character's
first appearance?
FROM THE SCRIPT:
HELEN LOVEJOY walks up to marge and lisa
HELEN LOVEJOY: That animal of yours is certainly bad-tempered.
LISA: You'd be grumpy too if you were taken out of your natural habitat
and gawked at by a bunch of slack-jawed yokels.
BART: You guys don't understand him. Stampy's like me. we don't take
nothing from nobody. we're a pair of jokers and both of us are wild.
We see MILHOUSE get off the elephant and MR. BURNS climb up.
THAT'S IT!!! no cletus TSJY here!
Mr. Mood
In article <5r0h14$p...@nyx10.cs.du.edu>, emca...@nyx10.cs.du.edu wrote:
>In article <5r04hf$12...@mercury.vcu.edu>,
>Sleestack <"sgiacco@letthemeatspam"@titan.vcu.edu> wrote:
>>Cletus was also present in the episode with Kelsey Grammar (?) and David
>>Hyde Pierce (Sideshow Bob and his Brother). Cletus and his hillbilly
>>buddies were the construction crew to build the dam.
>>Peace.
>>Sam
>>
Also, in the ep when Marge buys that dress at the outlet store, she goes back
later for another one. All they had new was a bunch of burned clothes from
Sears. I think it was Cletus' wife (or he himself, I cannot remember) who
appears and says, "How much and how burnt?"
Jeff Collins
In article <5r2ueh$86k$3...@news.iquest.net>, csh...@newriders.mcp.com (Mr.
Mood) wrote:
> Also, in the ep when Marge buys that dress at the outlet store, she goes back
> later for another one. All they had new was a bunch of burned clothes from
> Sears. I think it was Cletus' wife (or he himself, I cannot remember) who
> appears and says, "How much and how burnt?"
Yes! That's also the episode where Cletus holds up a half-shirt with
"Classy Lassy" written on it and says, "Hey, Brandine. You can wear this
shirt to work." To which Brandine responds, "Oh, Cletus. You know I gotta
wear the shirt what Dairy Queen give me."
ROTFL!!
Jeff
--
<mailto: coll...@frii.com.NOSPAM>
<http://www.frii.com/~collinsj>
MattyB
On 19 Jul 1997 03:38:42 GMT, alley...@aol.com (AlleyAllen) wrote:
>>Cletus, you know him.
>>
>>He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but that's
>
>>about it.
>
>Actually, that's not true. Cletus has been in at least three other
>episodes although his appearance time varies.
>
>1. Spring Break -- He's getting a driver's license photo. This allows
>Bart, eventually, to make his own license.
>
>2. Marge's Pretzels -- He uses free pretzel coupons to feed his gaggle of
>children.
>
>3. Bart and Stampy -- While the elephant is being shown off, Cletus looks
>at Lisa and says, "Hey Maw! Come get a look at this pointy-haired girl
>(or something like that)."
Or when Bart gets glasses, 'giant shoes', and has lice in his hair,
Jimbo, Kerney, and Nelson are paying him out:
Cletus: "Huh huh, yar goofy lookin'"
os-os
MattyB <bru...@dove.mtx.net.au> wrote in article
<33dc4a44.37114360@news>...
That wasn't Cletus. That was just some hayseed with a straw hat.
Liam McGinniss
- LJ McGinniss
- The fifth gumby
QUOTE : Reality is boring, but E-mail is Exciting!!!
QUOTEE : ME!!
On Mon, 28 Jul 1997, MattyB wrote:
> On 19 Jul 1997 03:38:42 GMT, alley...@aol.com (AlleyAllen) wrote:
>
> >>Cletus, you know him.
> >>
> >>He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but that's
> >
> >>about it.
> >
> >Actually, that's not true. Cletus has been in at least three other
> >episodes although his appearance time varies.
> >
> >1. Spring Break -- He's getting a driver's license photo. This allows
> >Bart, eventually, to make his own license.
> >
> >2. Marge's Pretzels -- He uses free pretzel coupons to feed his gaggle of
> >children.
> >
> >3. Bart and Stampy -- While the elephant is being shown off, Cletus looks
> >at Lisa and says, "Hey Maw! Come get a look at this pointy-haired girl
> >(or something like that)."
>
> Or when Bart gets glasses, 'giant shoes', and has lice in his hair,
> Jimbo, Kerney, and Nelson are paying him out:
>
> Cletus: "Huh huh, yar goofy lookin'"
>
>
Dont forget at the itchy and scratchy theme park he's taking a photo of
the robots. And when the simpsons are invited to join the country club,
early in the episode he's there at the clothes shop
Lisa : What kind of people where these things?
Cletus : Hey Lurlene, you could wear this to work!
Lurlene : Now Cletus, you know I gotta wear what Dairy Queen give me."
JDMTVD
I don't know if anyone else picked up on this, but in the pretzal episode,
when Cletus is naming all his kids, some of the names are
"Rumer...Scout...Cassady...Dakota" which are the names of Demi Moore's and
Melanie Griffith's kids.
Gregory R. Gramlich
He was alos in the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode. He said:
"Hey Ma, I'm gonna get me a picture of this crazy critter."
And he took a flash photo graph of the robot causing it to short out.
: MattyB <bru...@dove.mtx.net.au> wrote in article
: <33dc4a44.37114360@news>...
: > On 19 Jul 1997 03:38:42 GMT, alley...@aol.com (AlleyAllen) wrote:
: >
: > >>Cletus, you know him.
: > >>
: > >>He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but
: that's
: > >
: > >>about it.
: > >
: > >Actually, that's not true. Cletus has been in at least three other
: > >episodes although his appearance time varies.
: > >
: > >1. Spring Break -- He's getting a driver's license photo. This allows
: > >Bart, eventually, to make his own license.
: > >
: > >2. Marge's Pretzels -- He uses free pretzel coupons to feed his gaggle
: of
: > >children.
: > >
: > >3. Bart and Stampy -- While the elephant is being shown off, Cletus
: looks
: > >at Lisa and says, "Hey Maw! Come get a look at this pointy-haired girl
: > >(or something like that)."
: >
: > Or when Bart gets glasses, 'giant shoes', and has lice in his hair,
: > Jimbo, Kerney, and Nelson are paying him out:
: >
: > Cletus: "Huh huh, yar goofy lookin'"
: >
: That wasn't Cletus. That was just some hayseed with a straw hat.
--
*****************************************************************
* Gregory R. Gramlich | gg...@engin.umich.edu *
* | *
* University of Michigan | HTTP://www-personal.engin. *
* Computer Engineering | umich.edu/~ggram *
* | *
*-------------------------------+-------------------------------*
* | Duct Tape is like the Force, *
* What if there was no | it has a Light side *
* such thing as a | and a Dark side, *
* hypothetical situation? | and it binds the universe *
* | together. *
*****************************************************************
Jarkko G.
MattyB wrote:
>
> On 19 Jul 1997 03:38:42 GMT, alley...@aol.com (AlleyAllen) wrote:
>
> >>Cletus, you know him.
> >>
> >>He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but that's
> >
> >>about it.
> >
> >Actually, that's not true. Cletus has been in at least three other
> >episodes although his appearance time varies.
> >
> >1. Spring Break -- He's getting a driver's license photo. This allows
> >Bart, eventually, to make his own license.
> >
> >2. Marge's Pretzels -- He uses free pretzel coupons to feed his gaggle of
> >children.
> >
> >3. Bart and Stampy -- While the elephant is being shown off, Cletus looks
> >at Lisa and says, "Hey Maw! Come get a look at this pointy-haired girl
> >(or something like that)."
>
> Or when Bart gets glasses, 'giant shoes', and has lice in his hair,
> Jimbo, Kerney, and Nelson are paying him out:
>
> Cletus: "Huh huh, yar goofy lookin'"
That wasn't Cletus...sheeeesh
--
Herpes jyrää, Poliisit lähtee perään
Greenpeace ja Herpez korjaa jätkä jälkes
st95...@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
also, when homer and marge are forced to take the parenting class, and
cletus and his wife/girlfriend/sister are in the class too, and the teacher
says to homer, "you be the father" and to cletus "you be the child" and
cletus ends up jumping into homer's lap, hugging him and he says "I love you
Paw!!" to which Homer replies, hugging him back, "I love you too, Cletus!"
VERY FUNNY SCENE!!! and the first time we learn Cletus' name.
warren
Another episode involving Cletus is [3F01] Home Sweet
Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily. This is the one where Homer and Marge get
their kids taken away by HRS and they are put into a foster home... the
Flanders'. Homer and Marge are sentenced to take a "Family Skills"
class, and Cletus is stuck doing some role-playing with Homer in front
of the class.
Warren G
Boomgate
>>Cletus, you know him.
>>
>>He has had a couple of seconds on 'the stories of springfield' but
that's
>
>>about it.
>
>Actually, that's not true. Cletus has been in at least three other
>episodes although his appearance time varies.
>
>1. Spring Break -- He's getting a driver's license photo. This allows
>Bart, eventually, to make his own license.
>
>2. Marge's Pretzels -- He uses free pretzel coupons to feed his gaggle
of
>children.
>
>3. Bart and Stampy -- While the elephant is being shown off, Cletus
looks
>at Lisa and says, "Hey Maw! Come get a look at this pointy-haired girl
>(or something like that)."
>
>
>
>
>
Don't forget the episode where Marge `n' Homer have to go to parenting
class (w/Cletus) and the recent show with Sideshow Bob and his brother....
"Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the Government's purposes are beneficient...the greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding..." -Brandeis
Lanfere
In article <19970719033...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
alley...@aol.com (AlleyAllen) writes:
>1. Spring Break -- He's getting a driver's license photo. This allows
>Bart, eventually, to make his own license.
"Hot damn. No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in."
Dave
Lanfere
In article <33D253...@getonthe.net>, Darian Holtsman
<de...@getonthe.net> writes:
>THAT'S IT!!! no cletus TSJY here!
I have watched that episode tons of times and I distinctly remember Cletus
being there. Also, during the 21 short films about Springfield, during
the opening for Cletus, they show that part in the Stampy episode.
Dave
Lanfere
In article <33dc4a44.37114360@news>, bru...@dove.mtx.net.au (MattyB)
writes:
>Cletus: "Huh huh, yar goofy lookin'"
That wasn't Cletus. It was someone else.
Dave
Lanfere
In the 21 short films about Springfield - Hey Brandine, you might could
wear these to your job interview. - And scuff up the topless dancing
runway? Naw...You best bring 'em back where from ya got 'em. - Ok - Back
you go!...To waits for a woman of less discriminatin' tastes.
Dave
fxc...@waga.net
He also appears in the one where Marge has the pretzel business. He
has 150 "free pretzel" coupons and yells "Hey kids, we're eatin'
tonight" and proceeds to call about 46 kids out of his shack. Notice
all of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' kids names are mentioned.
OgreMag DG
>
>He also appears in the one where Marge has the pretzel business. He
>has 150 "free pretzel" coupons and yells "Hey kids, we're eatin'
>tonight" and proceeds to call about 46 kids out of his shack. Notice
>all of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' kids names are mentioned.
>
>
This further proves my theory that the simpsons has the world's best ever
cast of supporting characters, in any tv show, novel, movie, etc