How old Is Mr. Burns?

HIAPMS

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98

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In some cartoons Mr. Burns says he's 81 and in other episodes he's 104 years
old? Can someone tell me his real age?

GEWP

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Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98

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Mr. Burns is most likely 104. His age has been said on only 3 episodes and on
two of them he is said to be 104; the other says 81.

Goebs23

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Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98

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If Mr. Burns is actually 104, then it doesn't make sense that he would be a
private in the army during WWII in the Flying Hellfish episode. He would have
been in his late 40's and too old to be drafted. Is there any way Mr. Burns
would have actually volunteered to go into the army? That would seem out of
character for him.

Robert Peacock

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Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98

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I think he got demoted if I remeber correctly, and pushed down to be a
private again

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BlueLava83

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98

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EVIDENCE THAT HE IS 81:
-how old he looked in the flashbacks of "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
-what he said to Homer in "Simpson and Delilah"
-he is younger than Grandpa Simpson according to The Simpsons Uncensored Family
Album
EVIDENCE THAT HE IS 104:
-he graduated from Yale in 1914
-Principal Skinner said he was 104
-his mother is 122
-Homer said he "punched him is his 104 year old face" in "Homer the Smithers"
-his son was sixty, and he had his son 25 years after graduating from college
at roughly the age of 21
-He answerws the phone "Ahoy-hoy"

Kris Koschik

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Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98

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>EVIDENCE THAT HE IS 104:
>-he graduated from Yale in 1914
>-Principal Skinner said he was 104
>-his mother is 122
>-Homer said he "punched him is his 104 year old face" in "Homer the
Smithers"
>-his son was sixty, and he had his son 25 years after graduating from
college
>at roughly the age of 21
>-He answerws the phone "Ahoy-hoy"

where is "Ahoy-hoy" from??

BlueLava83

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Aug 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/19/98

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>>where is "Ahoy-hoy" from??

It's a way people answered the phone a long time ago when the telephone was
invented, and since Burns is so old and can't catch on to new things, he uses
opld expressions.

RAHMON

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98

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what a stupid ass cunt bitch!!!!!
does mr.burns look like he's a 104 years old?
nooooo, then he must be 81. buttburgler,

JEdraw

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98

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Solon Boomer-Jenks

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Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98

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JEdraw wrote:

> BigDadd...@webtv.net (RAHMON) writes:
> >what a stupid ass cunt bitch!!!!!
> >does mr.burns look like he's a 104 years old?
> >nooooo, then he must be 81. buttburgler,
>
> Ugghh . . . please don't tell me I'm going to miss Satmar!
>

What ever happened to that guy anyway. Someone care to fill me in?

Solon