Juh?
Cap'n Twill
People don't remember your name... when you're strange... or they're
drunk.
"Adam W. Long" wrote:
> >> Buh.
> >
> >Juh?
> >
> Xuh?
Uh-uh. (shakes head)
General Failure <fai...@irs.gov> wrote in message
news:A039D.1...@irs.gov...
> Buh.
Adam W. Long <noec...@aol.composer> wrote in message
news:19990920180913...@ng-cl1.aol.com...
> >> Buh.
> >
> >Juh?
> >
>
> Xuh?
>
> -----------------
> Adam Long
> (Remove "poser" to respond)
> ->>end communication<<-
>
>
>
>
>
>
Oh.
D'OH!
New Spumco product: Ranger Smith on The Cartoon Network Friday, September 24th
at 10:00-11:00 PM. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html
To respond, tear down the fort.
Beer.
> >Leer
>
> Hey >>
>
> Spay.
Fray.
Cap'n Twill
Ooh! Isn't it exciting?
No.
POW!
Cap'n Twill
He's Dean, he's Dean, he's Dean, but he's alright.
Shop
Cap'n Twill
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
Drop
Hey, this is killing my September totals.
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Dead
> Hey, this is killing my September totals.
Quotas!
Cap'n Twill
I wonder what it'll do to mine by the time it's over.
Barney
> >> Hey, this is killing my September totals.
> >
> >Quotas!
> >
> >
> >Cap'n Twill
> >
> >I wonder what it'll do to mine by the time it's over.
>
> Put you a far second to Krispy.
Damn you, Krispy!
Damn you to the blackest pits of hell!
Cap'n Twill
I drink and I die and continue to drink.
What did you say about egg cartons?
Ryan
> > >Cap'n Twill
> > >
> > >I need more songs...
> >
> > Nah, need more brains!
>
> Cap'n Twill
>
> Me lose brain?
>
>Dr. Nick voice<
Edgar Allan Poe!
-=Krispy
"Well-being Skinners are you an odd companion, but I must say that
you absorb a good ham." -- Chalmers, hooked on the Babelfish.
To respond, break the pact.
Homer: "Thank you, don't mind if I do!"
Here
Hey
Leer
Hey >>
Spay.
-=Krispy
"Homer no function beer well without." -- Homer Simpsons (dur)
Wow
>Cap'n Twill
>
>Ooh! Isn't it exciting?
>
>No.
It's shows just how exciting this day has been so far.
Cow
Fray. >>
Ray Jay.
Bop
>> Hey, this is killing my September totals.
>
>Quotas!
>
>
>Cap'n Twill
>
>I wonder what it'll do to mine by the time it's over.
Put you a far second to Krispy.
Jack Marley
Jack Daniels!
Cocker Spaniels
>Cap'n Twill
>
>I need more songs...
Nah, need more brains!
Doc Martins
> >Cap'n Twill
> >
> >I need more songs...
>
> Nah, need more brains!
Cap'n Twill
Me lose brain?
Dolly Parton!
Cap'n Twill
Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!
I just know someone's gonna misinterpret that...
Sleep
Now counting sheep
Sleep is for the weak!
Cap'n Twill
Bah!
Just say no-sleep deprived freak
No.
Cap'n Twill
There, ya happy?
> Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right!
--
Curtis
For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.
Damn you to the blackest pits of hell! >>
Isn't hell red?
Oh, got ya there! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> No.
Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that
rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory...Montessori.
All together now!
"This is the thread that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some
people, started posting here, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue
posting here forever just because...!"
>Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some
>words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. Story. Allegory...Montessori.
Has the egg council gotten to you too?
--
___________________________________________
Mike Troutman
http://www.troutman.org
Chris Palm wrote:
> >>> >>>>> >> Buh.
> >>> >>>>> >
> >>> >>>>> >Juh?
> >>> >>>>> >
> >>> >>>>> Xuh?
> >>> >>>>
> >>> >>>>Uh-uh. (shakes head)
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>>Oh.
> >>> >>
> >>> >>D'OH!
> >>> >
> >>> >Beer.
> >>>
> >>> Here
> >>>
> >>A deer.
> >
> >Leer
>
> Hey
>
> Spay.
<fonzie>AAAAAAAAAY!</fonzie>
<< <fonzie>AAAAAAAAAY!</fonzie> >>
MOMMY! Make the bad Fonzie stop!
>sniff<
Not me!!! I - oh crap, nevermind.
-----------------
Adam Long
(Remove "poser" to respond)
->>end communication<<-
Applesauce.
Okay, I think he's gone.....
<fonzie>AAAAAAAAAY!<fonzie>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Y]es.
Cap'n Twill
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Good-day.
-Alex(The #2 Simpsons/Transformers Fan...and, yes, my wit amazes
me sometimes, too)
It's almost May!
What? Are you smoking some hay?
~Phil
*-Just doing his part to make this thread longer then that Racism one...-*
Riiiiiiight...
Cap'n Twill
Ducks!
Maybe because we all lead such sad, sad lives.
Cap'n Twill
Sconces!
We could go down to the bay and make things out of clay. I just may...
--
Curtis
"No more rhyming, now I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"
No, good sir, I'm just gay!
...
...
...meaning HAPPY, ya shmucks!
-=Krispy
>> grr
...owwwwwwwl!
grr
Peace out,
Al
----------------------------------------------------
"Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!!
----------------------------------------------------
Is this your way of saying you want more (or less)?
New Spumco product: Ranger Smith on The Cartoon Network Friday, September 24th
at 10:00-11:00 PM. http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html
To respond, tear down the fort.
- An XPeeple Production -
"It was cheap. But I'm sure that as soon as we know all the assorted details,
this will go down as the classiest booty call on record."-Bill McNeal
"Frankly, I would have expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag."-Chief Wiggum
One word-boredom
Oh, Mr. Better Stop It Or I'm Gonna Lop It is now a regular Rhymin' Simon.
Welcome to the fray, I say-what the hay?
Maybe we should petition Usenet and start
alt.poets.kooks.unending-thread
Kieran Murphy
Dean Humphries <dean...@aol.comFORT> wrote in message
news:19990921233103...@ng-fn1.aol.com...
> >We could go down to the bay and make things out of clay. I just may...
> >--
> >Curtis
> >
> >"No more rhyming, now I mean it!"
> >"Anybody want a peanut
>
> Oh, Mr. Better Stop It Or I'm Gonna Lop It is now a regular Rhymin' Simon.
> Welcome to the fray, I say-what the hay?
>
>
>
>
Chris Palm wrote:
> >snipped 7 times<
>
> << <fonzie>AAAAAAAAAY!</fonzie> >>
>
> MOMMY! Make the bad Fonzie stop!
<fonzie>No waaaay!</fonzie>
>Ducks!
Uh oh, this better not go where I think it is...
What do you say?
No, this is much sillier than the dancing hamsters.
...parrrrrrrot!
Or, in this case, one-word boredom.
Toonces!
We could go down to the bay and make things out of clay. I just may... >>
Hey! No rhyming May with may! It's sacrilegious I tell you!
And also lordom.
...
Okay, I made that last word up...but we must rhyme, just like this pup!
Why would I want some canisters?
Ryan
"The bees are on the what now?" -Homer
Mr. Humphries, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my
suit against the post, The Neverending Thread.
>^..^<---------------------TabbyKat85----------------->^..^<
"I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer." Lionel
Hutz
No, you were supposed to say "And that rhyming May with may..." and kiss
your fingers like a French chef. Besides, I wasn't coming up with that
line by myself-- the rhyme was a quote. Adam Long got it...
--
Curtis
For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.
And the results of that legal action?
Cause than your butt will be able to wax the bannisters!
I doubt it, as any semblance of control or logic in this thread is long
gone.
Cap'n Twill
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm twenty-four?
So I'm lazy.
Sue me.
I'll pup you!
Cap'n Twill
Uh...
Moo.
*gives him a boot to the backside as he's bent over*
Cap'n Twill
Yes, it was a wingtip.
That was the oddest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari.
Cap'n Twill
Ahh! Save me from the wee hamsters!
Who'll blup who?
Hey, that doesn't rhyme, better come up with a better line.
Go to http://www.hamsterdance.com/, my good man! Eat the fish, and eat the pan!
-=Krispy
Hey! He didn't rhyme at all! He RUINED our rhyme through non-rhyming. I HATE
when people do that!
Oh, and of course:
Moody Blues, and Chinese tea, Mexicans, and Spanish fleas. Bitty batty boobidy
boo. Eat this shoe, and you'll go MOO!
::bows::
-=Krispy
You blupped who in the what now?
What about Timbuktu?
Why yes, yes I did.
IT'S IN HAPPY GILMORE, PEOPLE!!!
(technical difficulties screen appears)
(wipes away tear)
That was...(sniff) beautiful, man!
Come on, this is a.t.s., where the average test post generates at least 20 or
30!
"Adam W. Long" wrote:
> >> > Okay, I made that last word up...but we must rhyme, just like this pup!
> >>
> >> I'll pup you!
> >
> >Who'll blup who?
> >
> What about Timbuktu?
<cartman>Ahh, screw you!</cartman>
The entire zoo
It should be whom, you pile o' poo!
You are really bad at grammar.
You're as rotten as a SPAMmer.
J/K!
--Another junk post from Chai