g0ldstarr
Boxer, mascot, astronaut, immitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie,
plow driver, food critic,
conceptual artist, grease salesman, carnie, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for
the mayor, country western singer, garbage commissioner mountain climber,
farmer, inventor, smithers, poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant
worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, kwik-e-mart clerk, homophobe, and
missionary.
The thing that kills me is that Lindsay Naegle reminds me of my ex
fiance. Who has an MS in Management from MIT. Except my ex is
shorter and fatter than Lindsay. And my ex kept the ring. Lawyers
are so expensive!
Space
> What you talking about, Miss Naegle?
We know who you are, Miss Naegle. Why do you keep switching jobs?
--
- Michael J. Astrauskas
> We know who you are, Miss Naegle. Why do you keep switching jobs?
I'm a sexual predator.
--
J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol
Heard about that new Fox show, "Performing Ass"?
Cellphone representative
Sexual predator
Financial advisor
Network advisor
Real estate saleswoman (she controls the "east side" I guess).
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me" - General George S. Patton.
> Cellphone representative
> Sexual predator
> Financial advisor
> Network advisor
> Real estate saleswoman (she controls the "east side" I guess).
no, that's Cookie Kwan - "stay away from the East Side!"
let's not also forget:
MENSA member
"I'm also an alcoholic"
--
Dan Dreibelbis, Guitar Nerd - Better Living Through Home Recording
song #5 - "Cranked Old Man" - now available
http://www.mp3.com/dan_dreibelbis
> no, that's Cookie Kwan - "stay away from the East Side!"
Isn't she the west side?
--
J44XM, Colgate Cavity Patrol operative
Cookie Kwan controls the west side. It's all hers. She scares me.