Nertz!
Ben Mann
seventies with "nertz" in it, (Homer's exclamation from act one of "The
Day the Violence Died") defined as an alternative to "nuts" as in "Nuts
to that." But I've only ever heard it on the Simpsons. Does anyone have
more Nertz sightings to report?
Also, for what it's worth, some of my friends and I have combined the
misprinted "Smarch" with "nertz" to get the formidable "Snertz," used as
in "Snertz to that, boyo!" to say "Screw that!"
Ben Mann / buck...@concentric.net
NP: Pavement, _Wowee Zowee_ (greatest album e'er)
RMK
one point Lucy had a sign that said "Nertz to Mertz".
James Allen
Dean Humphries
>misprinted "Smarch" with "nertz" to get the formidable "Snertz," used as
>in "Snertz to that, boyo!" to say "Screw that!"
How about taking it one step further and adding Snuh?
Snertzuh.
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The intern frowned.
"Stampede!" the foreman shouted,
and forty thousand head of cattle thundered down on the tiny camp.
grosse
Dean Humphries <dean...@aol.comrade> wrote in message
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Ben Mann
>
> >some of my friends and I have combined the
> >misprinted "Smarch" with "nertz" to get the formidable "Snertz," used as
> >in "Snertz to that, boyo!" to say "Screw that!"
>
> How about taking it one step further and adding Snuh?
>
> Snertzuh.
Snertz-uh?
We'd sound like Mark E. Smith from The Fall-uh.
(Which wouldn't be so bleedin' bad-ah)
Ben Mann / buck...@concentric.net
"I wanta to change-a my name-a!"
Adam W. Long
>How about taking it one step further and adding Snuh?
>
>Snertzuh.
Bnertzuh?
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Adam Long
"I don't get it - the box said 'shredded wheat'!"
Dean Humphries
>
>Bnertzuh?
Yuhnertzuh?
Lord Thistlewick
Ben Mann <buck...@concentric.net> wrote in article
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> You know, I actually have an old slang dictionary from the early
> seventies with "nertz" in it, (Homer's exclamation from act one of "The
> Day the Violence Died") defined as an alternative to "nuts" as in "Nuts
> to that." But I've only ever heard it on the Simpsons. Does anyone have
> more Nertz sightings to report?
>
> Also, for what it's worth, some of my friends and I have combined the
> misprinted "Smarch" with "nertz" to get the formidable "Snertz," used as
> in "Snertz to that, boyo!" to say "Screw that!"
Lousy Smarch weather!
--
Defective episode never!
Michael Nusair
> >>Snertzuh.
> >
> >Bnertzuh?
>
> Yuhnertzuh?
Juhnertzuh!
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* mnu...@home.com *
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Gabe Farkas
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Dean Humphries
>> >
>> >Bnertzuh?
>>
>> Yuhnertzuh?
>
>Juhnertzuh!
Gunertzuh?
grosse
> >> >
> >> >Bnertzuh?
> >>
> >> Yuhnertzuh?
> >
> >Juhnertzuh!
>
> Gunertzuh?
>
Ben Mann
Dean Humphries
>> > >> >
>> > >> >Bnertzuh?
>> > >>
>> > >> Yuhnertzuh?
>> > >
>> > >Juhnertzuh!
>> >
>> > Gunertzuh?
>> >
>> Pluhtertzuh!
>
>Lertzuh!
Uh-uhertzuh
> Ben Mann / buck...@concentric.net
> (YES! I started an escalator-to-nowhere thread!)
Alright!
So it ends up you just wanted in on the action?
Ben Mann
>
> >> > >> >>Snertzuh.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >Bnertzuh?
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Yuhnertzuh?
> >> > >
> >> > >Juhnertzuh!
> >> >
> >> > Gunertzuh?
> >> >
> >> Pluhtertzuh!
> >
> >Lertzuh!
>
> Uh-uhertzuh
Stertzpluh.
> > (YES! I started an escalator-to-nowhere thread!)
>
> Alright!
>
> So it ends up you just wanted in on the action?
Nah, I actually wondered about Nertz. Starting a huge thread was
secondary.
Unless, of course, you're *not* talking about the thread . . .
Ben Mann / buck...@concentric.net
Michael Nusair
> >> >> > >> >>Snertzuh.
> >> >> > >> >
> >> >> > >> >Bnertzuh?
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >> Yuhnertzuh?
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > >Juhnertzuh!
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Gunertzuh?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Pluhtertzuh!
> >> >
> >> >Lertzuh!
> >>
> >> Uh-uhertzuh
> >
> >Stertzpluh.
>
> Zuhertzuh?
Fluhnertuh!
Dean Humphries
>> >> > >> >
>> >> > >> >Bnertzuh?
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> Yuhnertzuh?
>> >> > >
>> >> > >Juhnertzuh!
>> >> >
>> >> > Gunertzuh?
>> >> >
>> >> Pluhtertzuh!
>> >
>> >Lertzuh!
>>
>> Uh-uhertzuh
>
>Stertzpluh.
Zuhertzuh?
Ben Mann
> > >> >> > >> >
> > >> >> > >> >Bnertzuh?
> > >> >> > >>
> > >> >> > >> Yuhnertzuh?
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> > >Juhnertzuh!
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > Gunertzuh?
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> Pluhtertzuh!
> > >> >
> > >> >Lertzuh!
> > >>
> > >> Uh-uhertzuh
> > >
> > >Stertzpluh.
> >
> > Zuhertzuh?
>
Muzchertczuh.
Ben Mann / buck...@concentric.net
Dean Humphries
>> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> > >> >Bnertzuh?
>> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> > >> Yuhnertzuh?
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > >Juhnertzuh!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Gunertzuh?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Pluhtertzuh!
>> >> >
>> >> >Lertzuh!
>> >>
>> >> Uh-uhertzuh
>> >
>> >Stertzpluh.
>>
>> Zuhertzuh?
>
>Fluhnertuh!
D'ohertzuh!
Curtis Gibby
news:20000213190527...@ng-bg1.aol.com...
> >Ian Maxtone-Gramnertzuh?
>
> OTSCLA!TCGEMnertzuh?
WherecanIdownloadfullepisodesofthesimpsonsnertzuh?
--
Curtis
It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots
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Adam W. Long
OTSCLA!TCGEMnertzuh?
grosse
> >
> > OTSCLA!TCGEMnertzuh?
>
> WherecanIdownloadfullepisodesofthesimpsonsnertzuh?
> --
Michael Nusair
WhatStateIsSpringfieldInzuh?
Curtis Gibby
> >> > > >
> >> > > > OTSCLA!TCGEMnertzuh?
> >> > >
> >> > > WherecanIdownloadfullepisodesofthesimpsonsnertzuh?
> >> > > --
> >> > WhatSimpsonsCharacterIsGoingToDieIThinkItsMaudeuh?
> >>
> >> WhatStateIsSpringfieldInzuh?
> >>
>
> StopEndingEveryPostWithZuhOKzuh?
Forgetyouclownertzuh!
Lord Thistlewick
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