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Kirin Castelino

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Mar 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/15/97
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Bart- Well I guess that wraps up everything

*Homer- Not everything. Ther are still the wareabouts of your wife

Mod Flanders- No, I'm right here.

**Homer- Oh I see. So everything must be wraped up in a neet little
package. (Saying sarcasticly) I really mean it. Sorry if I was acting
Sarcastic.

Kirin Castelino
kir...@geocities.com

Rich/MetalMan

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Mar 15, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/15/97
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How about....

"Oh, nothing Marge, just a little incident involving the
BOOGEYMAN! And you weren't around from stopping me from being
stupid!" -Homer

Metal Man

Karen Pelham

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Mar 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/16/97
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How about this one from the episode where Apu was living with the Simpsons


Marge: ' Lisa, is that too spicy for you? '

Lisa: ' I can see through time '

dpride

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Mar 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/22/97
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> Bart: Uh No offense Homer,but your half ass under parenting was a lot
more fun than your half ass over parenting.

> Homer: But I'm using my whole ass.
> Homer:

CHiKiN PoX

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Mar 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/30/97
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The funniest Simpsons moment in my opinion:

Bart: "These uniforms suck!"
Marge: "Bart, where do you pick up words like that?"
Homer (on the phone): "Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night, they
just plain sucked, I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest
bunch of sucks that ever sucked"
Marge: "Homer! Watch your mouth!"
Homer: "I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening"
Lisa: "We are not weiners!"

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