Episode

[Patricia H. Lucas]

Could someone please post a script for the episode where Lisa says, "I am
the Lizard Queen!" I don't know the show's title but it came on
Wednesday(Feb.19).

The show started off with Homer eating a very old sandwich and he got
food poisoning. One line from that scene was something like...
Homer:"Marge, I would like to be alone with the sandwich."
Marge:"Are you going to eat it?"
Homer:"...Yes."

Then the kid's go to Duff gardens with Patty and Selma. Bart dares Lisa
to drink the water from the tunnel of love. She replies, "I don't think
that's water." Then Patty yells, "Bart, sit down...Lisa drink the water!"
After she drinks it she freaks out and sees all kinds of different colors.

When they find Lisa in the doctor's office she yells,"I am the lizard queen!"

The show ends about when they go back home and Marge and Homer ask where
Lisa is and she walks in and says, "...Can't talk,coming down."

This is one of my favorite shows of all time,so please if you could
e-mail me a transcript I would be much ablidged.
Thanks in advance...
Conrad

[Le Penguin]

>Could someone please post a script for the episode where Lisa says, "I am

>the Lizard Queen!" I don't know the show's title but it came on
>Wednesday(Feb.19).

The episode is titled _Selma's Choice_ and is episode number 9F11, from
the fourth season . Armed with this information, it should be very easy to
download everything you need about this ep (and any other) from
www.snpp.com (it holds all the answers)

-Le Penguin
"These aren't reptile eggs!"