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fl...@bigdoggie.com

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May 20, 2003, 2:30:59 AM5/20/03
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Just watched late night rerun of Lisa's future engagement to the
British guy...and in my previous viewings, I managed to miss the line
spoken by Lisa in her white wedding dress. She says "I feel funny
wearing white...you know, Milhouse." Marge says Milhouse doesn't
count, and they both giggle.

It's my understanding that traditionally, only virgin brides wore
white--so does this line imply that Lisa had sex with Milhouse???

Richard Kelly

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May 20, 2003, 3:28:10 AM5/20/03
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> It's my understanding that traditionally, only virgin brides wore
> white--so does this line imply that Lisa had sex with Milhouse???

"Implied" Lisa, or "implode"?


RogerM

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May 20, 2003, 6:17:45 AM5/20/03
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fl...@bigdoggie.com wrote:

It does indeed imply that. No other reference has been made to such an
event, though.

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^TooL^

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May 20, 2003, 10:02:32 AM5/20/03
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>> Just watched late night rerun of Lisa's future engagement to the
>> British guy...and in my previous viewings, I managed to miss the line
>> spoken by Lisa in her white wedding dress. She says "I feel funny
>> wearing white...you know, Milhouse." Marge says Milhouse doesn't
>> count, and they both giggle.
>>
>> It's my understanding that traditionally, only virgin brides wore
>> white--so does this line imply that Lisa had sex with Milhouse???
>
> It does indeed imply that. No other reference has been made to such an
> event, though.

Of course not. Lisa is 8. Obviously the 'incident' with Milhouse happened
between 'current time' and 'the future'.. 8 year old girls don't have sex
with 10 year old boys... at least, not in the state springfield is in ;)

^TooL^


^TooL^

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May 20, 2003, 10:02:28 AM5/20/03
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>> Just watched late night rerun of Lisa's future engagement to the
>> British guy...and in my previous viewings, I managed to miss the line
>> spoken by Lisa in her white wedding dress. She says "I feel funny
>> wearing white...you know, Milhouse." Marge says Milhouse doesn't
>> count, and they both giggle.
>>
>> It's my understanding that traditionally, only virgin brides wore
>> white--so does this line imply that Lisa had sex with Milhouse???
>
> It does indeed imply that. No other reference has been made to such an
> event, though.

Of course not. Lisa is 8. Obviously the 'incident' with Milhouse happened

Lyle Mann

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May 20, 2003, 7:21:20 PM5/20/03
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"fl...@bigdoggie.com" wrote in 0eijcv8p6ogf220ei...@4ax.com:

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> It's my understanding that traditionally, only virgin brides wore
> white--so does this line imply that Lisa had sex with Milhouse???

Why are the people on here always so preoccupied with whether
Lisa's hymen is still intact? Are all Simpson fans like this.

RogerM

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May 20, 2003, 7:25:00 PM5/20/03
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Lyle Mann wrote:

Blame the writers for making a point of it.

donut

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May 20, 2003, 8:54:09 PM5/20/03
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Lyle Mann <lym...@mung.vc.shawcable.net> wrote in
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No, just the 13 year old ones.

Andrew Murray

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May 22, 2003, 9:31:01 AM5/22/03
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Lisa doesn't even LIKE Milhouse- romantically or as a friend he's the one with
the crush on her! She brushes off his advances at every opportunity - even in
the episode(s) you see of the future (like the one where Lisa is President and
Milhouse is her aide or whatever. They ain't married then and never will be I
reckon.


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J44XM

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May 22, 2003, 4:25:16 PM5/22/03
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["Richard Kelly"; Tue, 20 May 2003 07:28:10 GMT]

> "Implied" Lisa, or "implode"?

Make him stop!
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Jason Purchase

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May 23, 2003, 11:35:18 AM5/23/03
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"Andrew Murray" <SPAMadBUS...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message news:<3eccd10d$0$31513$5a62...@freenews.iinet.net.au>...

> Lisa doesn't even LIKE Milhouse

Nobody likes Milhouse!

Nicolas Raynor

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May 25, 2003, 1:56:34 AM5/25/03
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In message <3eccd10d$0$31513$5a62...@freenews.iinet.net.au>, Andrew
Murray <SPAMadBUS...@iinet.net.au> writes

I think you may be right. come on, loads of people get drunk and have
sex with someone they don't like.
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May 25, 2003, 3:04:16 AM5/25/03
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In news:sXihh8CS...@rangey.demon.co.uk, Nicolas Raynor wrote:

>> <fl...@bigdoggie.com> wrote in message
>> news:0eijcv8p6ogf220ei...@4ax.com...
>>> Just watched late night rerun of Lisa's future engagement to the
>>> British guy...and in my previous viewings, I managed to miss the
>>> line spoken by Lisa in her white wedding dress. She says "I feel
>>> funny wearing white...you know, Milhouse." Marge says Milhouse
>>> doesn't count, and they both giggle.
>>>
>>> It's my understanding that traditionally, only virgin brides wore
>>> white--so does this line imply that Lisa had sex with Milhouse???
>
> I think you may be right. come on, loads of people get drunk and have
> sex with someone they don't like.

But it was explicit that Milhouse and Lisa dated each other:

Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson.
Homer: Oh, uh, but Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married.
Milhouse: Lisa? [mournful] Oh, my one true love.
[flash to teenage, acned Milhouse behind wheel of a car]
Lisa: It's not you, Milhouse, I just don't plan to ever get married.
[Milhouse weeps openly]
[back to present]
Milhouse: [threatening] I think I'll write your performance evaluation
now, Simpson.
[walks out]

Marge: Lisa, I can't _believe_ it's your wedding day already.
Lisa: Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean...Milhouse.
Marge: [dismissive] Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.
[they both laugh]

And Lisa definately did it will Milhouse, thus the dialogue. There were
people that didn't get this on first viewing?

Chris

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