Simpsons characters who are obviously gay

[blackmask]

>Your "gaydar" is a bit off...Cletus?

No no no. Although Cletus has 25 children, he's OBVIOUSLY gay.

Besides, he left out the rest of the cast- might as well include everyone in
such a dumbass thread statement...

[ARmie Mann]

1. Marge
2. Ralph
3. Cletus
4. Homer
5. Bart
6. Principal Skinner
7. Barbera Walters
8. Maggie
9. Gil
10.Smithers

[STEPHEN MARTIN]

Your "gaydar" is a bit off...Cletus?

[Scott]

In addition to being mistaken about Cletus, you failed to mention Milhouse. Who
in a certain episode in which Bart has to meet with the school guidance
councelor and it is said that Bart is gay, and then the counselor then corrects
himself and it zooms into the file and written as the name is Milhouse
VanHouten.

blackmask wrote:

> >Your "gaydar" is a bit off...Cletus?
>

[Joey AKA Gary]

Considering that the only charector on that list who is actually gay is
Smithers, I don't know why you are "adding" to the list. Besides, Milhouse
is not gay, he has a crush on Lisa (and what appears to be substantially
more than a crush in Lisa's Wedding.)

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[ChaiTheDog]

And what about Chief Wiggum, who rather enjoyed it when Homer kissed him in
"Homer Alone"? Also, in "A Star is Burns", he was grateful for an excuse to
wear makeup. Furthermore, (perhaps it's just a coincidence, but in "Who Shot
Mr. Burns 2", he says that Waylon Smithers has been a REEEEEAL good sport about
this wrongful arrest thing. How do you suppose he professed his good
sportsmanship, huh? Think about it.

[Deat...@webtv.net]

<< Furthermore, (perhaps it's just a coincidence, but in "Who Shot Mr.
Burns 2", he says that Waylon Smithers has been a REEEEEAL good sport
about this wrongful arrest thing. How do you suppose he professed his
good sportsmanship, huh? Think about it. >>

Maybe by NOT SUING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT? Or by not suing Chief Wiggum
specifically? No, it can't be that at all...

[Deat...@webtv.net]

Someone on the ng said:
<< How do you suppose he professed his
good sportsmanship, huh? Think about it.>>

To which I replied:

<< Maybe by NOT SUING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT? Or by not suing Chief
Wiggum specifically? No, it can't be that at all... >>

Then Magma Girl said:
<< No. Everything is about sex, Todd. Face the facts. :) >>

My retort:
Mmmm... sex...

[MagmaGirl]

>How do you suppose he professed his
>good sportsmanship, huh? Think about it. >>
>

>Maybe by NOT SUING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT? Or by not suing Chief Wiggum
>specifically? No, it can't be that at all...
>

No. Everything is about sex, Todd. Face the facts. :)

Mag
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to know." (John Keats)

[h-t0wn]

> 1. Marge
> 2. Ralph
> 3. Cletus
> 4. Homer
> 5. Bart
> 6. Principal Skinner
> 7. Barbera Walters
> 8. Maggie
> 9. Gil
> 10.Smithers

i love the intelligence oozing from this newsgroup. do you not
recognize spam?

h-t0wn

[Chris Ziemer]

Well, Smithers is Gay, and maybe you mention it because you are too!

[Alfonz]

ARmie Mann wrote:
>
> 1. Marge
> 2. Ralph
> 3. Cletus
> 4. Homer
> 5. Bart
> 6. Principal Skinner
> 7. Barbera Walters
> 8. Maggie
> 9. Gil
> 10.Smithers

ARmie,

Its obvious you have some "issues" regarding your sexuality - and that's
OK - but you don't need to identify with gay cartoon characters to be
proud of who YOU are! Just come out of the closet and we will accept
you for who your are.

[MagmaGirl]

>i love the intelligence oozing from this newsgroup. do you not
>recognize spam?

I recognize it. And I ignore it. I don't copy the whole thing into a response
pointing out the obvious--that it's a stupid and annoying note.

[MagmaGirl]

>Then Magma Girl said:
><< No. Everything is about sex, Todd. Face the facts. :) >>
>

>My retort:
>Mmmm... sex...

Well, if you're going to drool, turn the other way...

[Paul Tomko]

Previously on alt.tv.simpsons, ARmie Mann <armi...@aol.com> wrote:
>1. Marge
>2. Ralph
>3. Cletus
>4. Homer
>5. Bart
>6. Principal Skinner
>7. Barbera Walters
>8. Maggie
>9. Gil
>10.Smithers

1 out of 10. Not bad for an AOLer.

Paul

P.S. My humble apologies for stereotyping. I guess 99% of AOLers give the other
1% a bad image.
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[JEdraw]

to...@typhoon.xnet.com (Paul Tomko) writes:
>P.S. My humble apologies for stereotyping. I guess 99% of AOLers give the
>other 1% a bad image.

wer not all bad spelurs!!!! take that back u windbag

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[MagmaGirl]

>>P.S. My humble apologies for stereotyping. I guess 99% of AOLers give the
>>other 1% a bad image.
>
>wer not all bad spelurs!!!! take that back u windbag

Yes, some AOLers can actually spell! WITHOUT using Spell Check, mind you! :)

Am I the 1%?

Mag
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[Guarnot]

I am sorely disappointed that Groundskeeper Willie didn't make the list.

[SurgeDies]

>I am sorely disappointed that Groundskeeper Willie didn't make the list.
>

He's in love with Fergie. That one was on tonight.

Jenn~*

[Nathan Holland]

did smithers happen to make the gay list because he likes Burns LOLwhat a
sick guy
SurgeDies wrote in message <19990315034542...@ng-ce1.aol.com>...

[ChaiTheDog]

I came in seventeenth in the Minneapolis Final Spelling Bee. That is to say, I
won in my class, I won in my school, I won in district, and I won the
Minneapolis Semifinal. The word I misspelled was "monocle" although that was
not the toughest one I'd received. Frankly, the tough words I can spell
correctly, but the easy ones always get mee.

[Paul Tomko]

Shouldn't that be "monacle"?

Paul

[MagmaGirl]

>Shouldn't that be "monacle"?

No, it's "monocle".

[ChaiTheDog]

Indeed it is spelled "monocle". I spelled it "monacle" and was thus
disqualified. I figured "mon-" meaning one, and "acle" as in "spectacles". I
spelled "subterfuge", "narthex" and "gubernatorial" right before being
disqualified. The words that have led to my elimination from 3rd, 4th, 5th,
6th, 7th, and 8th grade spelling bees, respectively, are "navigate" (I spelled
it "navagate"), "barracks" (barricks), "canteen" (cantine), "cholera"
(collera), and "satellite" (satelite). No matter how far I got in those
spelling bees, I never won anything. Kind of dejecting, really.

[David Brunt]

ChaiTheDog wrote in message
<19990320125339...@ng08.aol.com>...

>Indeed it is spelled "monocle". I spelled it "monacle" and was thus
>disqualified. I figured "mon-" meaning one, and "acle" as in
"spectacles".

<snip>

Original derivation of Monocle is "monos" (Greek for 'one') and
"Oculus" (Latin for eye).

Hence, eyeglass for one eye.

David

[ChaiTheDog]

Yeah. It makes sense now, but the word still doesn't look right. "monocle". It
still looks like it should be "monacle." I was disqualified over that three
years ago and I still hate that word.

[Paul Tomko]

Previously on alt.tv.simpsons, MagmaGirl <magm...@aol.com> wrote:
>>Shouldn't that be "monacle"?
>
>No, it's "monocle".

Hey, you're right. The Unix spell program for my ISP has monacle in it,
but not monocle. But Webster's has monocle and not monacle. Bizarre!