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Jason

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Mar 28, 2000, 3:00:00 AM3/28/00
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snuh?

--
"...but i lied when i said that honesty was dead..."
-nomeansno

Dean Humphries

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Jason wrote:

And Snuh you will receive my good son.


Snuh!!!

And Buh!!! for good measure.


--
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you
vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.

Surly Girl

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On Tue, 28 Mar 2000 22:27:28 -0800, Dean Humphries
<de...@simplyweb.net> wrote:

>Jason wrote:
>
>> snuh?
>>
>> --
>> "...but i lied when i said that honesty was dead..."
>> -nomeansno
>
>And Snuh you will receive my good son.
>
>
>Snuh!!!
>
>And Buh!!! for good measure.

And a little Guh for the hell of it!

-SG

Internet King

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Surly Girl wrote:

This certainly is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Can boiling seas
be far behind?
Sincerely,
Little Girl


d...@bton.ac.uk

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And what does snuh, and buh, and guh mean?
And I'm not stupid, I just ain't from round these parts!

Surly Girl <efo...@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:38e1a17e...@news.frontiernet.net...

PERISSE

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WHERE ARE THE SIMPSON, I'D LIKE TO SEE SOON mANY PICTURE OF THEM

Wilson Banswell

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In article <38E1808D...@mcdougal.net>,

Jason <schm...@mcdougal.net> wrote:
>
> snuh?
>
> --
> "...but i lied when i said that honesty was dead..."
> -nomeansno
>
buh?

--
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Wilson Banswell

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=======================================================================
[FAQ] WHAT THE HECK IS SNUH? -=- alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.simpsons.snuh -
=- v1.0 -=- 26 Mar 00
=======================================================================

* Important Facts about Snuh?:

- Snuh? was first spoken by Homer Simpson in ep. # 8F06.

- Snuh? was accidentally popularized in a.t.s on 20 Sep 1999 by
General Failure while testing a news server.

- Snuh? is a way to relieve stress.

- Snuh? is excellent for annoying "true fans" if used correctly.

- Snuh? may be spoken just before you unsubscribe from a.t.s, and
seek to leave a final mark of your presence.

- Snuh? is not a harmful virus.

- Snuh? is for all ages. Immature people may also spread Snuh?.

- Snuh? is not a word to be confused with Buh? or Gluh?.

- Snuh? is also a secret code word for 'Worst Episode Ever!'

* Snuh? makes great use to fill in sentences that seem boring:

Ex. #1: Snuh? can be used instead of words you feel are indecent:
"Oh yeah?! Well, go Snuh? yourself!"

Ex. #2: Snuh? can be used to spruce up other, normal sentences:
"This is boring. Let me Snuh? things up a bit!"

Ex. #3: Snuh? may be used to initiate cascades:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Snuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Buh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Muh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cluh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Puh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Xuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Luh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ruh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pfuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Cuh?
> > > > > > > > > > > Duh?
> > > > > > > > > > Juh?
> > > > > > > > > Yuh?
> > > > > > > > Thuh?
> > > > > > > Gluh?
> > > > > > Schluh?
> > > > > Knuh?
> > > > Wuh?
> > > Kuh?
> > Zuh?
> Phuh?
Bluh?

* Where Snuh? should not be used:

- Snuh? is not an insect repellent.

- Shuh? should never be dumped into the sewers. Instead, locate an
EPA-approved Snuh? disposal site.

- Snuh? is not an aphrodisiac.

* Food for thought:

- You can argue with ignorance, but never with Snuh?.

- Speak kind Snuh?s, and you will hear kind Snuh?choes.

- It is easier to catch flies with Snuh? than with vinegar.

- Confucius say: Snuh?off always Snuh?ed-up in Snuh?down.

- Always remember that an active thread gathers no Snuh?.

- Quoth the raven, "Eat my Snuh?"

- Let not the sands of Snuh? get in your lunch.

- We all live in a yellow Snuh?bmarine.

- Every why hath a Snuh?fore.

- Never argue with he who buys Snuh? by the gallon.

- Snuh? unto others as you would have others Snuh? unto you.

- In Snuh? we trust.

- Snuh? is the road, not the destination.

- Big Snuh?ther is watching.

=======================================================================

Chris Palm

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>Subject: Snuh FAQ

Hey hey hey! I do believe me and Mr. Grosse's stirring performance of SNUHicide
is painless was added to that FAQ.

"SNUHicide is Painless" - The S*N*U*H Theme Song
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Through early morning SNUH I see,
Visions of the BUH to be,
The PLUH that is withheld for me,
I realize, and I can SNUH...

That SNUHicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it,
If I please

The game of SNUH is hard to play
I'm gonna BUH it anyway
The losing XUH I'll someday lay
So this is all I DUH to say

SNUHicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it,
If I please

The SNUH of time will pierce our skins,
It doesn't BUH when it begins,
But as it works its way on in,
The SNUH grows stronger,
Watch it XUH...

SNUHicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it,
If I please

A brave SNUH once requested me
To answer questions that are XUH
Is it to BUH or not to BUH?
And I replied, "Oh, why PLUH me?"

SNUHicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it,
If I please

And you can do the SNUH thing, if you please...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

-=Krispy

alt.snuh for 2000!

|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
To respond, break the pact.
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

God

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Warnings about Snuh?:

- Never use Snuh? in temperatures above 82.5 degrees F.

- Snuh? should never be left in direct sunlight.

- Never feed Snuh? after midnight.

- Keep Snuh? refrigerated at all times.

- If Snuh? comes in contact with skin, wash Snuh? immediately with soap
and water.

- In case of accidental ingestion of Snuh?, burp long and loud.


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AcK!

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On Wed, 29 Mar 2000 22:07:01 GMT, Wilson Banswell <volg...@my-deja.com> wrote:

>=======================================================================
>[FAQ] WHAT THE HECK IS SNUH? -=- alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.simpsons.snuh -

Wilson, please move the SNUH FAQ's regular posting to alt.tv.simpsons.snuh when
enough people get it. ie, don't post it *too* often to alt.tv.simpsons. Thanks.
:)

TTYL

... When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
krup...@yahoospa.com
remove "spa" to email

Dean Humphries

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>=======================================================================
> >[FAQ] WHAT THE HECK IS SNUH? -=- alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.simpsons.snuh
-
>
> Wilson, please move the SNUH FAQ's regular posting to
alt.tv.simpsons.snuh when
> enough people get it. ie, don't post it *too* often to
alt.tv.simpsons. Thanks.
> :)


It's not even the right updated one


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Jay Denebeim

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You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh

God wrote:

> Wilson Banswell wrote:
> >
> > =======================================================================
> > [FAQ] WHAT THE HECK IS SNUH? -=- alt.tv.simpsons,alt.tv.simpsons.snuh -

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Ochlocrat

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<d...@bton.ac.uk> wrote in message news:8bsvk9$mtk$1...@saturn.bton.ac.uk...

> And what does snuh, and buh, and guh mean?
> And I'm not stupid, I just ain't from round these parts!

Snuh is everything.

Ochlocrat
<those aren't even words>

Tmoero

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In article <38E3DB25...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
<waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:

>Jay Denebeim wrote:
>>
>> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
>> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
>>

>from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...

Don't do much reading, eh? Not too bright either, evidentally, if you fell
for that troll.

Jason

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Tmoero wrote:
>
> In article <38E3DB25...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
>
> >Jay Denebeim wrote:
> >>
> >> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> >> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
> >>
> >from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...
>
> Don't do much reading, eh? Not too bright either, evidentally, if you fell
> for that troll.
>
oh, yes, please, help me, my fragile ego has been shattered by
that troll...i can't reply any further for i am now weeping with
shame for having fallen for that superior troll...when i'm done
weeping, i will bow to the greatness of that troll of all trolls...

Fuckhead.

Tmoero

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In article <38E43A03...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
<waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:

>Tmoero wrote:
>>
>> In article <38E3DB25...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
>> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Jay Denebeim wrote:
>> >>
>> >> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
>> >> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
>> >>
>> >from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...
>>
>> Don't do much reading, eh? Not too bright either, evidentally, if you fell
>> for that troll.
>>
>oh, yes, please, help me, my fragile ego has been shattered by
>that troll...i can't reply any further for i am now weeping with
>shame for having fallen for that superior troll...when i'm done
>weeping, i will bow to the greatness of that troll of all trolls...
>
>Fuckhead.

No, no, you misunderstand, yet again. That wasn't a *superior* troll, that
was a really, pathetic, lameass troll. And you fell for it. Do you see
now? Everyone is laughing at you.
HTH,
TM

DarthArada

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<> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
>
from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...>>>

Yeah Jay, well you're a stupidhead!

Michael Nusair

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DarthArada wrote:

DarthArada, is that you?


--------------------
* Michael Nusair *
* mnu...@home.com *
--------------------------------------------------------
* "Step over this line and say that! I'll kick your *
* butt... At Nintendo." *
* - Milhouse *
--------------------------------------------------------

Jay Denebeim

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Jason wrote:

> Jay Denebeim wrote:
> >
> > You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> > alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
> >
> from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...

One of the big three by the latest report but thank you anyway.

Jay Denebeim

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Tmoero wrote:

> In article <38E3DB25...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
>
> >Jay Denebeim wrote:
> >>
> >> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> >> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
> >>
> >from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...
>
> Don't do much reading, eh? Not too bright either, evidentally, if you fell
> for that troll.

He fooled me to.

Jay Denebeim

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Tmoero wrote:

> In article <38E43A03...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
>
> >Tmoero wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <38E3DB25...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
> >> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Jay Denebeim wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> >> >> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
> >> >>
> >> >from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...
> >>
> >> Don't do much reading, eh? Not too bright either, evidentally, if you fell
> >> for that troll.
> >>
> >oh, yes, please, help me, my fragile ego has been shattered by
> >that troll...i can't reply any further for i am now weeping with
> >shame for having fallen for that superior troll...when i'm done
> >weeping, i will bow to the greatness of that troll of all trolls...
> >
> >Fuckhead.
>
> No, no, you misunderstand, yet again. That wasn't a *superior* troll, that
> was a really, pathetic, lameass troll. And you fell for it. Do you see
> now? Everyone is laughing at you.
> HTH,
> TM
>

Your mamma!

Jason

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Tmoero wrote:
>
> In article <38E43A03...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
>
> >Tmoero wrote:
> >>
> >> In article <38E3DB25...@waveamerica.com>, Jason
> >> <waveamer...@waveamerica.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Jay Denebeim wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> >> >> alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
> >> >>
> >> >from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...
> >>
> >> Don't do much reading, eh? Not too bright either, evidentally, if you fell
> >> for that troll.
> >>
> >oh, yes, please, help me, my fragile ego has been shattered by
> >that troll...i can't reply any further for i am now weeping with
> >shame for having fallen for that superior troll...when i'm done
> >weeping, i will bow to the greatness of that troll of all trolls...
> >
> >Fuckhead.
>
> No, no, you misunderstand, yet again. That wasn't a *superior* troll, that
> was a really, pathetic, lameass troll. And you fell for it. Do you see
> now? Everyone is laughing at you.
> HTH,
> TM
>
oh, how will i ever recover?
someone, please, help me...

Dean Humphries

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This is a test to see if Deja is carrying it.

DarthArada

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> <> You can not use the generic name God as all knows that I am the God in
> > alt.config. I will rmgroup you once again with my great auto rmgroup snuh
> >
> from everything i've read, you are the biggest fuckhead on usenet...>>>
>
> Yeah Jay, well you're a stupidhead!
>
>DarthArada, is that you?

Wha?

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