Re: The Official alt.food.fast-food FAQ

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
news:1vac3o10...@sqwertz.com...
>I already published the FAQ many years ago. And I didn't have to take
> "personal time off" to do it. It took 15 minutes. Here is the only
> FAQ for AFF-F. We can go ahead and officially ratify it now.
>
> All in favor, say 'Aye'.
>
> Sqwertz says Aye!
>
> The Alt.Food.Fast-Food FAQ Version .8 (12/2010)
> Revised Version .9 5/2013
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Why does alt.food.fast-food exist?
>
> Does fast food ground beef contain cow shit? How about the soda
> fountains?
>
> I hear that McDonalds uses 100% ground beef. Does that mean they
> use 100% of the cow including the lips, snout, ears, and
> sphincters?
>
> Will I get fat and die sooner if I eat fast food?
>
> How many have died as a direct result of eating fast food?
> Which fast food chain has killed the most customers?
>
> Why do so many people eat so much fast food? Is it addicting?
> What drugs are added to fast food that make it so addicting?
>
> What is the average timmays of fast food?
>
> What is a timmay?
>
> Who the fuck is Jerry Sauk? Isn't he just a brainless troll?
> [Insert Picture]
>
> What are the ingredients in the "Secret Souce"?
>
> Don't you assholes know how to spell, punctuate, or use proper
> grammar?
>
> I want to try a Taco Bell Colostomy Bag but my store doesn't have
> them on the menu. What's in them?
>
> Why can't I buy or drink beer/whisky/moonshine at fast food
> restaurants? They sell it in other countries.
>
> I got fired from my fast food job. What should I do next?
>
> I'm addicted to fast food. Where can I get help?
>
> They can't kick me out of Taco Bell, it's public property! What
> gives?
>
> How many is "many multiple" exactly?
>
> What is a typical fast food order at Taco Bell?
>
> What is fast-food and what is not?
>
> Is it possible to lose weight when regularly wolfing down $30/day
> in fast food?
>
> Do obese people require more calories per day than normal people?
>
> My brother Zino Kinder (Jesse Sauk) loaned me $100 to supposedly pay
> for a gym membership but I spent it all on fast food and gay porn.
> Does he have a right to be angry and be paid back?
>
> Why is fast food bacon only half a slice and paper thin?
>
> Why won't Steve send me nude pictures of himself having sex with 3
> women?
>
> Why won't Judge Judy answer any of my letters regarding my
> mis-treatment at fast food restaurants?

That's not a FAQ, it looks more like "Steve's book of myth's"

[Wiseguy]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:FLGdnWXv7vRIvxHM...@supernews.com:

An apostrophe is generally used to show possession.

The plural of myth is myths.

[Mr. Museum]

I am disappointed that Xino Kiner didn't make an appearance in this discussion thread.

Mr. Museum