Favorite Fat Tony lines
Jake Lennington
"Oh great! That's just what I need, the kiss of death!"
chew...@juno.com
Fat Tony: "Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed
your starving family?"
Bart: "No"
"Say you got a large family. Is it wrong to steal a truck
load of bread?"
"Nope."
"And say your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?"
"Uh uh."
"And what if instead you didn't give them away, but you sold them
at a price that was practically giving them away? Would that be wrong?"
"Hell, no!"
*****
"Forgive me, Dom Bartholomew"
"Let's go to Big 5."
"I told we should have bought more than 3 bullets. Let's just grab him."
Matt
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Well, Fat Tony was in the car... and one of them said,
Gangster 1: "We're out of ammo!"
Gangster 2: "I told you we shoulda bought more than 3 bullets!"
Gangster 1: "Quick, to Big-5!"
I don't know if that is exactly how it went... but whatever it was it was so
funny. Me a my friends always make fun of Big-5 bcause you can buy tennis
shoes for your toddler and pick up some shotgun shells all in one place.
David.
Prestorjon
"Hey Fat Tony, I thought you said Troy McLure was dead?"
"No, what I said was: 'He sleeps with the fishes.'."
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"Have you ever made a just man?"
"Oh I have made three." answered God
"But two of them are dead- and the third
Listen! Listen!
You can hear the third of his defeat."
-Stephen Crane
A. Bijanki
Homer: "You mean the mob did something for me only to get something in
return? Oh, Fat Tony! How could you? I will say good day to you sir."
Fat Tony: "You're right, I am sorry."
(goes outside)
Fat Tony: "Hey, waita minute!"
chew...@juno.com wrote in message <6jb1te$2kr$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...
>Fat Tony: "Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed
>your starving family?"
>
>Bart: "No"
>
>"Say you got a large family. Is it wrong to steal a truck
>load of bread?"
>
>"Nope."
>
>"And say your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?"
>
>"Uh uh."
>
>"And what if instead you didn't give them away, but you sold them
>at a price that was practically giving them away? Would that be wrong?"
>
>"Hell, no!"
>
>*****
>
>"Forgive me, Dom Bartholomew"
>
>"Let's go to Big 5."
>
>"I told we should have bought more than 3 bullets. Let's just grab him."
>
>
>Matt
>
DonnaCoyne
><HTML><PRE>Subject: Re: Favorite Fat Tony lines
>From: getj...@webtv.net (Jake Lennington)
>Date: Wed, May 13, 1998 00:08 EDT
>Message-id: <6jb6bs$q3$1...@newsd-152.iap.bryant.webtv.net>
>
>"Oh great! That's just what I need, the kiss of death!"
"Boys, advance on him."
Skinny guy: Should I shoot him gangland-style
or execution-style?
Fat Tony: Listen to your heart.
"You see, my wife has been most vocal on the subject of the
pretzel money. She is always saying things to me like:
'Where is the pretzel money? You should get the money.
Why are you not out getting the money now?'...and so forth."
Dauber
chewtansy (chew...@juno.com) eloquted this stuff to All ():
This is probably not the exact quote, but from _The Twisted World of Marge
Simpson_:
"You have twenty-four hours to give us the money. And to show you we're
serious, you have TWELVE hours."
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