Willy hears ya. Willy doesn't care.
Bill Bickel
Nate Grey wrote:
>
> I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
> Who's with me?
Re there actually any other choices?
Bill Bickel
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Rich/MetalMan
Lee Salem wrote:
>
> I don't think there are any other Willie alternatives, but my favorite
> line ABOUT Willie is uttered by Homer in the "Nightmare On Elm Street"
> satire, where, after complaining about the "Lousy Smarch weather," Homer
> notices a handwritten note on the boiler and reads:
>
> "Do not touch Willie. Good advice!"
You forgot "If I don't save the wee turtles, no one will! (SNAP!)
AAAH! Save me from the wee turtles!"
Metal Man
Nate Grey
I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
Who's with me?
-Nate
"I never had an opinion on the mutant question until that night...I
still can't see any good reason to hate them...But I see a lot of
reasons to fear them." Jeff Piper- Code of Honor #2
Lee Salem
Jonathan Haas
Bob Wells <bwe...@tax.org> wrote:
>Bill Bickel wrote:
>> Nate Grey wrote:
>> >
>> > I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
>> > Who's with me?
>>
>
"Right here! Chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheep's stomach!
Tastes as good as it sounds! GOOOOOD for what ails ya!"
Groundskeeper Willie gets some of the *best* lines. "Willie hears ya,
Willie don't care" was pretty good, but how can it compare with the likes
of:
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"
"If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye, and
burn your town to cinders!"
"Bonjourrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!"
"My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinnae come forward,
because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single
Scottish person does it!"
"That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"
--JSH
Bob Wells
Bill Bickel wrote:
>
> Nate Grey wrote:
> >
> > I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
> > Who's with me?
>
> Re there actually any other choices?
>
Aw come on, you forget "Haggis..get your haggis"?
Bob Wells
Alaric Smith
How about this one:
Willie: I canna have pulled the trigger, I have a crippling arthritis in
me index fingers. Igot it from space invaders in 1978.
Wiggum: Yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.
Willie: Video game?
Alaric Smith
See you, auntie
M.R.
In article <5idt61$5pq$1...@newsd-2.alma.webtv.net>, Alaric Smith
<MrX...@webtv.net> wrote:
My favorite Willie line is from the minister's daughtet episode where Bart
ties a balloon to willie's Kilt at "Scotchtoberfest" exposing him to the
crowd (and overwhelming one woman in the front row) Skinner tells Bart
"there's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest, which Willie overhears and
replies "There isn't?!? YA USED ME SKINNER, YA YOUUSES ME!!!!!" Funny
for the way he says it more than the line itself.
--
Peace.
PAPER BLOB
What about:
Willie: Grease me up, woman!
Lunch Lady Doris: Okie dokie!
Andrew Turley
Bill Bickel <bbi...@cris.com> wrote:
>Nate Grey wrote:
>>
>> I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
>> Who's with me?
>
>Re there actually any other choices?
>
"There's no such thing as Scotchtober Fest? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used
me!"
andy
Dent
Alaric Smith <MrX...@webtv.net> wrote in article
<5idt61$5pq$1...@newsd-2.alma.webtv.net>...
> How about this one:
>
> Willie: I canna have pulled the trigger, I have a crippling arthritis
in
> me index fingers. Igot it from space invaders in 1978.
> Wiggum: Yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game.
> Willie: Video game?
>
Just the way he said it:
"Lunch Lady Doris... do ye have any grease?"
"Then...[rip] GREASE ME UP, woman!"
Personal favourite? From Sherry Bobbins.
"We were engaged to be wed, until she got her eyesight back. Then, the
ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!"
Dent
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Haynes Lee
Not the best Willie line but the perfect a.t.s. line for trolls.
--------------------
I wish to make a complaint about this assimilated parrot.
It's not assimilated, it's pining for the Borg.
Simpsons page:
http://www1.kingston.net/ik/lee/simpsons.html
Assimilated Monty Python page
http://www1.kingston.net/ik/lee/borg.html
Russ Schumacher
> >> Nate Grey wrote:
> >> >
> >> > I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
> >> > Who's with me?
> >>
> >> Re there actually any other choices?
> >
>
> Tastes as good as it sounds! GOOOOOD for what ails ya!"
>
> Groundskeeper Willie gets some of the *best* lines. "Willie hears ya,
> Willie don't care" was pretty good, but how can it compare with the likes
> of:
>
> "There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!"
>
> "If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye, and
> burn your town to cinders!"
>
> "Bonjourrrr, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!"
>
> "My hobby is secretly videotaping couples in cars. I dinnae come forward,
> because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single
> Scottish person does it!"
>
> "That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"
>
> --JSH
I cracked up when one-man band Willy sang "Maniac." Ahh, that's the
stuff.
--
Russ Schumacher
rsch...@isd.net
http://www.isd.net/rschumac
Nate Grey
Okay. "Willy hears ya. Willy doesn't care" may not be the best
Willy Quote but Groundskeeper Willy is the best stereotype on T.V.
Primeval Reckoning
nate...@interlog.com (Nate Grey) wrote:
:Okay. "Willy hears ya. Willy doesn't care" may not be the best
:Willy Quote but Groundskeeper Willy is the best stereotype on T.V.
"All Scottish people do it!"
- PrReck -
Dave King
In article <5ihs9o$2...@news.interlog.com>, nate...@interlog.com
says...
>
>Okay. "Willy hears ya. Willy doesn't care" may not be the best
>Willy Quote but Groundskeeper Willy is the best stereotype on T.V.
>
>
>-Nate
>
>"I never had an opinion on the mutant question until that night...I
>still can't see any good reason to hate them...But I see a lot of
>reasons to fear them." Jeff Piper- Code of Honor #2
>
looking at videos. Selma comes on and says "It's a free lunch boys,
come and get it!"
Willy takes the tape out and says "Ugg, Back to the Loch with you
Nessie!"
{DNK}
bill extra
I like the thing when willie says " no boy, it's the shinning, don't ya
know about copyright infringement ?"(something like that), although I
was thinking of your quote at work today !
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over 18? email me for an adult-humor site !
Mr. Mood
But OLL Scottsmen do eet!
Kirby Allen
bill extra wrote:
>
> I like the thing when willie says " no boy, it's the shinning, don't ya
> know about copyright infringement ?"(something like that), although I
> was thinking of your quote at work today !
>
oscark
>
> I like the thing when willie says " no boy, it's the shinning, don't ya
> know about copyright infringement ?"(something like that),
The exact quote is,
"...you've got the Shinning!"
"I think you mean SHINING!"
"Shh! Yah wanna get sued?"
-DK
Michael Sherman
Bon jourrrrrr...you cheese-etin' surrender monkeys
Sherm
Michael Sherman
ms0...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu
sh...@roundtable.cif.rochester.edu
pushlar
Andrew Turley wrote:
> Bill Bickel <bbi...@cris.com> wrote:
> >Nate Grey wrote:
> >> I thought this was the best Groundskeeper Willy line EVER!!!!
> >> Who's with me?
> >Re there actually any other choices?
> "There's no such thing as Scotchtober Fest? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!"
"Bonjourrr, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkies!"
"You're a master of the dead tongue, but can ye handle a live one?"
(in context it's fantastic)
(There's also a great play on Latin conjugation before it,
which was somewhat over my head)
"There's no hiding what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!"
...in fact, was there ever an *unfunny* Willie line?
4/6's line was the best, though :)
Patrick Kim
Regarding the Latin conjugation, I belive that Martin was conjuating the
verb "to die" and Willie jumped in with" Morte--you die". Hey, who said
Latin can't be fun.
Mark Brodsky
Michael Sherman (ms0...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu) wrote:
: Bon jourrrrrr...you cheese-etin' surrender monkeys
Then there is my personal fav!
"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greesed
scotsman!"
--
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not
sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Mark E. Brodsky E-mail: mbr...@icarus.cc.uic.edu
University of Illinois at Chicago
College of Medicine
Josh0
yes.
that's the one.
CroydC
Willie holds up his disjointed thumbs:
"....I got it from Space Invaders..."
Wiggum: "Oh, yeah that was a pretty addictive video game."
Willie: "Video game???"
Vonkaiser1
Howabout
"I [h]ate your dog.
(What)
I [h]ate your dog, i [h] the way he barks, i [h] the way he eats, and i
[h]ate the mess he left on my rug.
(What)
Ya, [h]eard me
Elfgrass
I just changed my screen name, I got it from the Simpson's...just thought
I would share that.
~Elfgrass
Mike Sworld
In article <19970429214...@ladder01.news.aol.com> elfg...@aol.com (Elfgrass) writes:
>From: elfg...@aol.com (Elfgrass)
>Subject: New name
>Date: 29 Apr 1997 21:44:49 GMT
>I just changed my screen name, I got it from the Simpson's...just thought
>I would share that.
>~Elfgrass
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