Quiz Me!!!
Dallaway
jsace
ones.
How many times Marge been in jail??
What is onky Herbs last name??
What's the german kids name??
How many puppies did Santas LH and the female dog get???
What did Krusty change his name to when the goverment found out
of his bankaccount at the Caveman Islands??
What did Homer name his mascot when Springfield was choosen to
host the olympics??
What is the name of Mr Burns son??
If you can anwser 5 of 7 i'll post some more Q's...
Have fun
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>
Oh, yes, Quizmaster. That'll entertain me briefly.
-=Krispy
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Chris Palm
>of his bankaccount at the Caveman Islands??
...Cayman.
Drew Amato
>
> >Fancy sendin me a few Q's on the simpsons?
> >
>
> Oh, yes, Quizmaster. That'll entertain me briefly.
>
Can we not have, like, some sort of moratorium on quoting from a new
episode? If nothing else, it wouldn't be fair on us British viewers...
we'll be weeks behind, not up on all the new quotes, it'll lead to
inter-group hatred and envy, violence will erupt, anarchy will follow,
and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I just
don't like people knowing more quotes than me. Whatever.
.
Of course, I am just *guessing* it's from the new episode... based on
recent posts.
Theodore G. Paulakis
twice
powell
ooter (üter?)
two dozen and one
Rory G. Bellows
Springy
Larry
Hmm... you're right, that was a bit easy--I am so smart! I am so smart, I am
so S-M-R-T!
But seriously tho, after about two months of perusing this newsgroup and
never sending a post, I still wonder why there are so many people who act
facetiously towards "newbies" or "avid" simpsons viewers. They have every
right to participate in these discussions as much as the next guy. We as
"hardcore" simpsons fans should be curtious hosts to them, instead of
insulting them and discouraging them from future posts.
~T
"jsace" <splosh1...@forum.dk.invalid> wrote in message
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> I don't know how hard you want em, so lets start with the easy
> ones.
> How many times Marge been in jail??
> What is onky Herbs last name??
> What's the german kids name??
> How many puppies did Santas LH and the female dog get???
> What did Krusty change his name to when the goverment found out
> of his bankaccount at the Caveman Islands??
Mr. Teeny
OK, Mr. Smarty Pants. What is the name of the father on the television show
"The Simpsons"?
Dallaway <i.dal...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Chris Palm
>"The Simpsons"?
Ned Flanders.
ChaiTheDog
title, just the plot of the episode in question.
(Love this question, obviously. I ask it to anyone asking for a quiz.)
Chris Palm
>title, just the plot of the episode in question.
>
"Lady Bouvier's Lover?"
You're gonna have to *make me* give an episode description for it!
Mr. Teeny
Nope. Sorry. It's Abraham Simpson ... No, wait ... it's Clancy Wiggum ...
Aw, shucks ... it's Kirk Van Houten ... Damn! ... Maybe Dr. Julius Hibbert?
Chris Palm <homerp...@aol.compact> wrote in message
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> >OK, Mr. Smarty Pants. What is the name of the father on the television
show
> >"The Simpsons"?
>
> Ned Flanders.
>
>
>
The Incarnate
>Can we not have, like, some sort of moratorium on quoting from a new
>episode? If nothing else, it wouldn't be fair on us British viewers...
>we'll be weeks behind, not up on all the new quotes, it'll lead to
>inter-group hatred and envy, violence will erupt, anarchy will follow,
>and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I just
>don't like people knowing more quotes than me. Whatever.
IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!!
--
The Incarnate (aj...@home.com)
"I heartily endorse this event or product"
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dangib
"Drew Amato" <ins...@bigfoot.com> wrote in message
news:390F20C3...@bigfoot.com...
> Chris Palm wrote:
> >
> > >Fancy sendin me a few Q's on the simpsons?
> > >
> >
> > Oh, yes, Quizmaster. That'll entertain me briefly.
> >
>
> Can we not have, like, some sort of moratorium on quoting from a new
> episode? If nothing else, it wouldn't be fair on us British viewers...
> we'll be weeks behind, not up on all the new quotes, it'll lead to
> inter-group hatred and envy, violence will erupt, anarchy will follow,
> and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I just
> don't like people knowing more quotes than me. Whatever.
>
Adam W. Long
-Name 3 times the Itchy & Scratchy show has been in danger.
-What military academy did Bart and Lisa attend, and what was the motto?
-When Mr. Burns was shot, what did he do with his last ounce of strength?
-Who died and put Lisa in charge?
--------------------
Adam Long
"I don't get it - the box said 'shredded wheat'!"
ChaiTheDog
>
>You're gonna have to *make me* give an episode description for it!
>
>
Shhh, I didn't ask you, man! I'm asking the newbie who demands satisfaction,
see? He wantsa da quiz, he getta da quiz (You're wrong by the way.)
Prof. John Frink
>
> Nope. Sorry. It's Abraham Simpson ... No, wait ... it's Clancy Wiggum ...
> Aw, shucks ... it's Kirk Van Houten ... Damn! ... Maybe Dr. Julius Hibbert?
>
I bet Moe has a kid or two.
Being a sex offender and all or something.
the professor
http://www.geocities.com/buhsnuh
Cap'n Twill
> never sending a post, I still wonder why there are so many people who act
> facetiously towards "newbies" or "avid" simpsons viewers. They have every
> right to participate in these discussions as much as the next guy. We as
> "hardcore" simpsons fans should be curtious hosts to them, instead of
> insulting them and discouraging them from future posts.
Like hell.
Cap'n Twill
Yeah, I know.
Internet King
> >What did Krusty change his name to when the goverment found out
> >of his bankaccount at the Caveman Islands??
That is the funniest thing I've ever read on ATS. I assume that's where
Captain Caveman came from.
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Curtis Gibby
news:391026BF...@compuglobalhypermeganet.com...
> > >What did Krusty change his name to when the goverment found out
> > >of his bankaccount at the Caveman Islands??
>
> That is the funniest thing I've ever read on ATS. I assume that's where
> Captain Caveman came from.
As opposed to Jack Handey's "Uncle Caveman."
--
Curtis
I wish my name was Todd. Then I could go around telling people, "Hi, my
name is Todd Blackenship." Oh, yeah. I also wish my last name was
Blankenship.
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Chris Palm
I never pass up a challenge, regardless of whose challenge it is! :-P
>(You're wrong by the way.)
Blast! I seriously can't remember him being in any episodes between 7F21 and
1F21.
Chris Palm
>I bet Moe has a kid or two.
>
>Being a sex offender and all or something.
Adam W. Long
>>I bet Moe has a kid or two.
>>
>>Being a sex offender and all or something.
>Five year olds can't get pregnant.
Yuck!
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Adam Long
"I don't get it - the box said 'shredded wheat'!"
Chris Palm
>
>"Internet King" <ho...@compuglobalhypermeganet.com> wrote in message
>news:391026BF...@compuglobalhypermeganet.com...
>> > >What did Krusty change his name to when the goverment found out
>> > >of his bankaccount at the Caveman Islands??
>>
>> That is the funniest thing I've ever read on ATS. I assume that's where
>> Captain Caveman came from.
>
>As opposed to Jack Handey's "Uncle Caveman."
Or Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer."
ChaiTheDog
>1F21.
:-D That's what makes it a great question! If this guy doesn't respond in a few
more hours, I'll give the answer, but know that I asked this same question a
few months ago, and someone knew it.
Curtis Gibby
> Curtis Gibby, who should be living in Venezeula right now, wrote:
I'm going, I'm going! I leave for the missionary training center next
Wednesday.
--
Curtis
Follow me, kids! Nurse, prep these children!
Rich Bunnell
The CBG debuted in "Two Guys In A Comic Book," but his second appearance
was for a mere two or three seconds touting "I survived the Springfield
Nuclear Scare" shirts in "Homer Defined," the episode where Homer averts
the meltdown.
HA!
Rich Bunnell
Rich Bunnell
Rich Bunnell wrote:
>
> ChaiTheDog wrote:
> >
> > >Blast! I seriously can't remember him being in any episodes between 7F21 and
> > >1F21.
> >
> > :-D That's what makes it a great question! If this guy doesn't respond in a few
> > more hours, I'll give the answer, but know that I asked this same question a
> > few months ago, and someone knew it.
>
> The CBG debuted in "Two Guys In A Comic Book,"
Err...."Three Guys And."
Chris Palm
>few
>more hours, I'll give the answer, but know that I asked this same question a
>few months ago, and someone knew it.
I gots it! Wasn't he in "Homer Defined" selling t-shirts about the SNPP nuclear
scare?
Chris Palm
>was for a mere two or three seconds touting "I survived the Springfield
>Nuclear Scare" shirts in "Homer Defined," the episode where Homer averts
>the meltdown.
Boo yeah! I feel giddy, oh so giddy.
...Did I just say "boo yeah?"
ChaiTheDog
>nuclear
>scare?
Very very good. Ruin all me fun will ya! Well I'll be back. You'll see. Oh yes.
Back I shall be. Someday!
How about this one? Without looking at SNPP, tell me who was the first baseball
player on Mr. Burns' softball team to meet his fate?
Cap'n Twill
> >was for a mere two or three seconds touting "I survived the Springfield
> >Nuclear Scare" shirts in "Homer Defined," the episode where Homer averts
> >the meltdown.
>
> Boo yeah! I feel giddy, oh so giddy.
Just so long as you don't feel Gibby.
Because that would be wrong, and you should apologize.
Now.
> ...Did I just say "boo yeah?"
Yes.
Yes you did.
Cap'n Twill
Now, you go stand in the street, and I'll "nudge" you with my car.
Internet King
ChaiTheDog wrote:
Ozzie Smith?
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Ochlocrat
> and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I just
See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a couple
extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
Ochlocrat
Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
Cap'n Twill
>
> See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a couple
> extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
>
> Ochlocrat
> Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
Can we lump Cananadialand in there?
Cap'n Twill
Please?
Ochlocrat
"Cap'n Twill" <will...@tc.umn.edu> wrote in message
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Grey... Colour... "Zed".... They may talk like Minnesotans, but they spell
like Limey Dogs.
Ochlocrat
We shouldn't trust them! (The Limey Dogs and Canucks)
Prof. John Frink
>
> "Chris Palm" <homerp...@aol.compact> wrote in message
> news:20000503154508...@ng-fv1.aol.com...
> > Curtis Gibby, who should be living in Venezeula right now, wrote:
> [snip]
> I'm going, I'm going! I leave for the missionary training center next
> Wednesday.
You should print out a list of movies about Ondre, and teach that
instead. Instead of going to some other country, you should go to a
college in upstate New York. Near Utica. You could stay with The
Chalmers'
--
the professor
Cap'n Twill
> just
> > >
> > > See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
> couple
> > > extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
> > >
> > > Ochlocrat
> > > Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> > > Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
> >
> > Can we lump Cananadialand in there?
> >
> >
> > Cap'n Twill
> >
> > Please?
> >
>
> Grey... Colour... "Zed".... They may talk like Minnesotans, but they spell
> like Limey Dogs.
>
> Ochlocrat
> We shouldn't trust them! (The Limey Dogs and Canucks)
What about the Frogs?
And, for the record, I do not know anyone named Zed, nor do I hear it more
than once a month, and not every sentence actually ends with "eh?"
Cap'n Twill
Just the important ones.
Curtis Gibby
news:8es0o6$4d6$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
> > and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I just
>
> See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
couple
> extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
>
> Ochlocrat
> Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
Of course, The Patriotic Jingoist Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American
Anti-Canucks-Eh Lousy-Snooty-Frogs Committee (Virginia chapter). You
haven't received your membership packet yet?
--
Curtis, TPJIABPAACELSFC (Utah chapter)
Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds, and I'm, uh, little behind.
(The last in a series of all-2F32 .sig quotes.)
Internet King
Ochlocrat wrote:
> "Cap'n Twill" <will...@tc.umn.edu> wrote in message
> news:39118D69...@tc.umn.edu...
> > > > and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I
> just
> > >
> > > See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
> couple
> > > extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
> > >
> > > Ochlocrat
> > > Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> > > Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
> >
> > Can we lump Cananadialand in there?
> >
> >
> > Cap'n Twill
> >
> > Please?
> >
>
> Grey... Colour... "Zed".... They may talk like Minnesotans, but they spell
> like Limey Dogs.
>
> Ochlocrat
> We shouldn't trust them! (The Limey Dogs and Canucks)
Speaking of Zed, my idiot step-bro from Toronto was trying to tell me that the
Camaro Z28 is called "Zed 28". I said that was wrong, it's just Z but he
assured me it was supposed to be called Zed 28. Simply pointing out the fact
that it's an AMERICAN car manufactured in AMERICA where we don't make up words
for letters seemed like a good argument. He still didn't get it.
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Drew Amato
>
> "Cap'n Twill" <will...@tc.umn.edu> wrote in message
> news:39118D69...@tc.umn.edu...
> > > > and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I
> just
> > >
> > > See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
> couple
> > > extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
> > >
> > > Ochlocrat
> > > Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> > > Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
> >
> > Can we lump Cananadialand in there?
> >
> >
> > Cap'n Twill
> >
> > Please?
> >
>
> Grey... Colour... "Zed".... They may talk like Minnesotans, but they spell
> like Limey Dogs.
>
> Ochlocrat
> We shouldn't trust them! (The Limey Dogs and Canucks)
If they spell it "zed" like Limey Dogs, then presumably the pronounce it
like Limey Dogs, so it's not really a good example of how they talk like
Minnesotans, then, is it?
.
Unless you Minnesotans talk like Limey Dogs.
Chris Palm
>How about this one? Without looking at SNPP, tell me who was the first
>baseball
>player on Mr. Burns' softball team to meet his fate?
>
Hmmmmmm...
Mike Scioscia with his radiation poisoning?
Adam W. Long
>>baseball
>>player on Mr. Burns' softball team to meet his fate?
>>
>
>Hmmmmmm...
>
>Mike Scioscia with his radiation poisoning?
Well, Ken Griffey, Jr. started drinking the tonic the earliest, does that
count?
Rich Bunnell
ChaiTheDog wrote:
>
> >I gots it! Wasn't he in "Homer Defined" selling t-shirts about the SNPP
> >nuclear
> >scare?
>
> Very very good. Ruin all me fun will ya!
But I ruined it before him!!!
Chris Palm
>> > > > and whence the end of civilisation as we know it. Either that, or I
>> just
>> > >
>> > > See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
>> couple
>> > > extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
>> > >
>> > > Ochlocrat
>> > > Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
>> > > Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
>> >
>> > Can we lump Cananadialand in there?
>> >
>> >
>> > Cap'n Twill
>> >
>> > Please?
>> >
>>
>> Grey... Colour... "Zed".... They may talk like Minnesotans, but they spell
>> like Limey Dogs.
>>
>> Ochlocrat
>> We shouldn't trust them! (The Limey Dogs and Canucks)
>
>What about the Frogs?
>
>And, for the record, I do not know anyone named Zed, nor do I hear it more
>than once a month, and not every sentence actually ends with "eh?"
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I'll get you pesky Rangers!
ChaiTheDog
>count?
Oooh, an interesting question. But-- as an answer, no. I was perhaps too
ambiguous in defining fate, but here I meant it to mean, the end product. The
disaster that wiped out each member of Mr. Burns team. And just because Roger
Clemens shows up first in the song doesn't make him first either.
ChaiTheDog
>
>But I ruined it before him!!!
And *I* ruined it before you, by knowing the answer and e-mailing it to myself
before the newbie responded. So nyeh!
Anyway, the answer was Steve Sax, and his run-in with the law.
Chris Palm
>
>Anyway, the answer was Steve Sax, and his run-in with the law.
Well, uh, technically, you could say the first disaster that befell Mr. Burns'
team was the fact that all the players he picked at first were dead.
Yessir! All dead.
ChaiTheDog
>Burns'
>team was the fact that all the players he picked at first were dead.
>
>Yessir! All dead.
>
>
I withdraw my comment.
Cap'n Twill
> > just
> > > >
> > > > See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
> > couple
> > > > extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
> > > >
> > > > Ochlocrat
> > > > Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> > > > Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
> > >
> > > Can we lump Cananadialand in there?
> > >
> > >
> > > Cap'n Twill
> > >
> > > Please?
> > >
> >
> > Grey... Colour... "Zed".... They may talk like Minnesotans, but they spell
> > like Limey Dogs.
> >
> > Ochlocrat
> > We shouldn't trust them! (The Limey Dogs and Canucks)
>
> like Limey Dogs, so it's not really a good example of how they talk like
> Minnesotans, then, is it?
>
> .
>
> Unless you Minnesotans talk like Limey Dogs.
NO!
Cap'n Twill
Dash it all!
Cap'n Twill
> >
> > See, if you Brits learned to spell right, you wouldn't have to wait a
> couple
> > extra months for new episodes of the Simpsons.
> >
> > Ochlocrat
> > Not in his duties as a member of the HSVAEB, but perhaps some sort of
> > Patriotic/Jingoist/Idiotic Anti-British Pro-American organization.
>
> Anti-Canucks-Eh Lousy-Snooty-Frogs Committee (Virginia chapter). You
> haven't received your membership packet yet?
> --
I'm from the Alabama chapter!
Wait, no.
Cap'n Twill
Viva la PJIABPAACELSFC!
Lord Thistlewick
"Adam W. Long" <noec...@aol.composer> wrote in message
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> -Name 5 foreign countries Homer has visited on the show.
> -Name 3 times the Itchy & Scratchy show has been in danger.
From SNUH, After Lampwick bankrupts it, When Sideshow Bob has the nuclear
bomb, and all TV is shut off
> -What military academy did Bart and Lisa attend, and what was the motto?
Rommelwood...I'll die before I surrender, Tim.
> -When Mr. Burns was shot, what did he do with his last ounce of strength?
Sucked out his gold fillings.
> -Who died and put Lisa in charge?
Adam W. Long
>From SNUH, After Lampwick bankrupts it, When Sideshow Bob has the nuclear
>bomb, and all TV is shut off
Hadn't thought of that last one, but it counts. I was thinking of when they
added Poochie.
>> -What military academy did Bart and Lisa attend, and what was the motto?
>Rommelwood...I'll die before I surrender, Tim.
Yes.
>> -When Mr. Burns was shot, what did he do with his last ounce of strength?
>Sucked out his gold fillings.
Those paramedics have sticky fingers!
--------------------
Adam Long
"I don't get it - the box said 'shredded wheat'!"
Curtis Gibby
news:8evefo$d13$1...@nw003t.infi.net...
> > -Name 5 foreign countries Homer has visited on the show.
Finland, USA, Iran, New Jersey and... Venezuela
> > -Name 3 times the Itchy & Scratchy show has been in danger.
> From SNUH, After Lampwick bankrupts it, When Sideshow Bob has the nuclear
> bomb, and all TV is shut off
> > -What military academy did Bart and Lisa attend, and what was the motto?
> Rommelwood...I'll die before I surrender, Tim.
> > -When Mr. Burns was shot, what did he do with his last ounce of
strength?
> Sucked out his gold fillings.
> > -Who died and put Lisa in charge?
Mr. Estes, the Publications advisor. I edited the whole thing.
--
Curtis
Quit milkin' it!
Nathan Mulac DeHoff
news:20000502202521...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
Japan, Australia, Great Britain, and...hmm...
Do they have to be places where he was actually on-screen? It was mentioned
that he went to Peru and the Netherlands, but we didn't see either of those
places.
Nathan
grosse
> >-Name 5 foreign countries Homer has visited on the show.
>
>
> Oh, no, wait, that was the Washington Naval Conference.
>
> >rim shot<
>
> Just a little history humor to lighten up the mood in here, folks! I'll be
here
> forever!
>
Ha...ho?
Chris Palm
The United States, Italy, France, Great Britain, and Japan.
Oh, no, wait, that was the Washington Naval Conference.
>rim shot<
Just a little history humor to lighten up the mood in here, folks! I'll be here
forever!
-=Krispy
Adam W. Long
Be more specific on "Great Britain." He was never actually in England, you
know. Even in "Lisa's Wedding" Homer never went to England.
>Do they have to be places where he was actually on-screen?
Yes, and THOH episodes don't count.
>It was mentioned
>that he went to Peru and the Netherlands, but we didn't see either of those
Those don't count, but bonus points for remembering them - I took Peru off the
list of answers because we never actually saw him there and it was a really
obscure quote. Australia and Japan, there's 3 more.
Ray
"Adam W. Long" <noec...@aol.composer> wrote in message
> obscure quote. Australia and Japan, there's 3 more.
India, Scotland, and Cuba.
THREE
: "Adam W. Long" <noec...@aol.composer> wrote in message
: news:20000510021505...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
: > obscure quote. Australia and Japan, there's 3 more.
: India, Scotland, and Cuba.
Austrailia: Homer took Bart to a court appearance for a prank phone call
India: Homer taveled with Apu to consult the ceo of Kwicky Marts
...I cant remember why Homer when to Japan, Scotland or Cuba????
anyone??
--
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Ray
> Ray (ray...@hotmail.com) wrote:
>
> : "Adam W. Long" <noec...@aol.composer> wrote in message
> : news:20000510021505...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
>
> : > obscure quote. Australia and Japan, there's 3 more.
>
> : India, Scotland, and Cuba.
>
> Austrailia: Homer took Bart to a court appearance for a prank phone call
> India: Homer taveled with Apu to consult the ceo of Kwicky Marts
>
> ...I cant remember why Homer when to Japan, Scotland or Cuba????
> anyone??
He didn't. We're just making it up.
Nathan Mulac DeHoff
The entire Simpson family went to Japan on vacation in "Thirty Minutes Over
Tokyo." Homer, Burns, and Smithers fled to Cuba with a trillion-dollar bill
in "The Trouble with Trillions." Burns took Homer (along with Willie and
Frink) to Scotland to look for the Loch Ness Monster in "Monty Can't Buy Me
Love." Scotland isn't a country, though.
Nathan
Reverend30
>anyone??
I don't remember why he went to Japan, but I remember they were on one of those
vicious brutal Japanese game shows. Was it that they won a trip overseas?
He went to Scotland, I believe for something having to do with the Loch Ness
Monster (or a parody thereof), and he accompanied Burns to Cuba to bring the
trillion dollar bill.
BILL
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"An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind"
THREE
: THREE <dbau...@mail2.sas.upenn.edu> wrote in message
: news:8fbvfa$7gc$2...@netnews.upenn.edu...
: > Ray (ray...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: >
: > : "Adam W. Long" <noec...@aol.composer> wrote in message
: > : news:20000510021505...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
: >
: > : > obscure quote. Australia and Japan, there's 3 more.
: >
: > : India, Scotland, and Cuba.
: >
: > Austrailia: Homer took Bart to a court appearance for a prank phone call
: > India: Homer taveled with Apu to consult the ceo of Kwicky Marts
: > ...I cant remember why Homer when to Japan, Scotland or Cuba????
: > anyone??
: The entire Simpson family went to Japan on vacation in "Thirty Minutes Over
: Tokyo." Homer, Burns, and Smithers fled to Cuba with a trillion-dollar bill
: in "The Trouble with Trillions." Burns took Homer (along with Willie and
: Frink) to Scotland to look for the Loch Ness Monster in "Monty Can't Buy Me
: Love." Scotland isn't a country, though.
: Nathan
OK...the scotland trip slipped my mind
....There are only a few episode I have not seen and "thirty Minutes over
Tokyo" and "The trouble with trillions" may be the last remaining 2...I hope
well I guess I will sit and wait for them to appear in syndication.
Adam W. Long
>
>India, Scotland, and Cuba.
Those would be them. Very good.
Ray
> Those would be them. Very good.
Okay. . . .
How much does a Nightline transcript cost?
Ochlocrat
"Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <Dinne...@tmbg.org> wrote in message
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> THREE <dbau...@mail2.sas.upenn.edu> wrote in message
> news:8fbvfa$7gc$2...@netnews.upenn.edu...
> > Ray (ray...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> >
> > : news:20000510021505...@ng-fd1.aol.com...
> >
> > : > obscure quote. Australia and Japan, there's 3 more.
> >
> > : India, Scotland, and Cuba.
> >
> > Austrailia: Homer took Bart to a court appearance for a prank phone
call
> > India: Homer taveled with Apu to consult the ceo of Kwicky Marts
> >
> > ...I cant remember why Homer when to Japan, Scotland or Cuba????
> > anyone??
>
> The entire Simpson family went to Japan on vacation in "Thirty Minutes
Over
> Tokyo." Homer, Burns, and Smithers fled to Cuba with a trillion-dollar
bill
> in "The Trouble with Trillions." Burns took Homer (along with Willie and
> Frink) to Scotland to look for the Loch Ness Monster in "Monty Can't Buy
Me
> Love." Scotland isn't a country, though.
Yes it is. It's a country within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and
Northern Ireland. England and Wales are also countries, they just aren't
independent states.
Now you know.
Ochlocrat
And knowing is half the battle.
Chris Palm
>Now you know.
>Ochlocrat
>And knowing is half the battle.
And what exactly *is* the other half?
Internet King
Chris Palm wrote:
> Ochlocrat wrote:
>
> >Now you know.
> >Ochlocrat
> >And knowing is half the battle.
>
> And what exactly *is* the other half?
Getting those pesky grass stains out.
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Ochlocrat
"Internet King" <ho...@compuglobalhypermeganet.com> wrote in message
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And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that battle,
making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
Ochlocrat
Ochlocrat
"Michael Nusair" <mnu...@home.com> wrote in message
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> Ochlocrat wrote:
>
> > > > >Now you know.
> > > > >Ochlocrat
> > > > >And knowing is half the battle.
> > > >
> > > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
> > >
> > > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Little Girl
> > >
> >
> > And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that
battle,
> > making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
>
of
> those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
You misunderstand. Knowing is half the battle, knowing how to get pesky
grass stains out is one fourth the battle, and the PROCESS of getting pesky
grass stains out is the remaining quarter. There is no "ORAL HYGEINE."
Ochlocrat
Michael Nusair
> > > >Now you know.
> > > >Ochlocrat
> > > >And knowing is half the battle.
> > >
> > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
> >
> > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
> > Sincerely,
> > Little Girl
> >
>
> And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that battle,
> making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene. Combine all of
those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
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Chris Palm
>
>
>Ochlocrat wrote:
>
>> > > >Now you know.
>> > > >Ochlocrat
>> > > >And knowing is half the battle.
>> > >
>> > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
>> >
>> > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
>> > Sincerely,
>> > Little Girl
>> >
>>
>> And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that battle,
>> making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
>
>And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene. Combine all of
>those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
What's a battle?
XxPunkyxX
>
>>
>>
>>Ochlocrat wrote:
>>
>>> > > >Now you know.
>>> > > >Ochlocrat
>>> > > >And knowing is half the battle.
>>> > >
>>> > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
>>> >
>>> > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
>>> > Sincerely,
>>> > Little Girl
>>> >
>>>
>>> And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that battle,
>>> making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
>>
>>And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene. Combine all
>of
>>those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
>
>What's a battle?
I'm not sure, but knowing is apparently half of it. Or 3/4, in Ochlocrat's
opinion.
Eliza
Though I'm not sure how Michael Nusair is envisioning it, maybe the oral
hygiene part was a different battle...and just what war is this in? Who would
fight having only knowledge and the ability to remove grass stains? Mr. Clean?
Don't let the earring fool you, I'm sure he's buff. And what about the Garage
Genie? Are they related or something? They seem to have the same pose...What
was I saying? Oh yah, "Gimme five bees for a quarter," we'd say...
Jesus
>There is no "ORAL HYGEINE."
As one of the privileged few[1] that had a shortly lived "friendship" with
G.I.[2] Joe, I can confirm that.
--
Jesus Zimman.
[1] At least, he *said* I was one of few!
[2] Galvanised Iron Joe. Heh. It's funny 'cause it's true.
Nathan Mulac DeHoff
news:8ffup9$sni$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
> >
> > > > > >Now you know.
> > > > > >Ochlocrat
> > > > > >And knowing is half the battle.
> > > > >
> > > > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
> > > >
> > > > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
> > > > Sincerely,
> > > > Little Girl
> > > >
> > >
> > > And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that
> battle,
> > > making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
> >
> > And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene. Combine all
> of
> > those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
>
> grass stains out is one fourth the battle, and the PROCESS of getting
> grass stains out is the remaining quarter. There is no "ORAL HYGEINE."
No oral hygiene? Won't someone PLEASE think of the teeth?
Nathan
Or am I going to have to break out _The Big Book of British Smiles_?
Bill McNeal
>>> > > >Ochlocrat
>>> > > >And knowing is half the battle.
>>> > >
>>> > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
>>> >
>>> > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
>>> > Sincerely,
>>> > Little Girl
>>> >
>>>
>>> And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that
>battle,
>>> making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
>>
>>And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene. Combine all of
>>those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
>
No-no-no, he said {pause} 'What's that _rattle_?'.
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"If this were 'Logan's Run' I'd be Soylent Green by now." -Bill McNeal
"It takes two to lie- one to lie and one to listen." -Homer Simpson
"Usually it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three..." -Edna
Krabappel
Michael Nusair
> > > > > >Now you know.
> > > > > >Ochlocrat
> > > > > >And knowing is half the battle.
> > > > >
> > > > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
> > > >
> > > > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
> > > > Sincerely,
> > > > Little Girl
> > > >
> > >
> > > And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that
> battle,
> > > making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
> >
> > And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene. Combine all
> of
> > those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
>
> You misunderstand. Knowing is half the battle, knowing how to get pesky
> grass stains out is one fourth the battle, and the PROCESS of getting pesky
> grass stains out is the remaining quarter. There is no "ORAL HYGEINE."
Does that mean I spent three hours brushing my teeth and flossing this morning
for nothing?
And I don't even know how to remove grass stains! If I ever get into a battle,
I'm screwed!
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| it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an |
| hour a week in which to get funky." |
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Internet King
Michael Nusair wrote:
> Ochlocrat wrote:
>
> > > > >Now you know.
> > > > >Ochlocrat
> > > > >And knowing is half the battle.
> > > >
> > > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
> > >
> > > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Little Girl
> > >
> >
> > And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that battle,
> > making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
>
> And the final 1/4 of the battle: Having good oral hygiene.
You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Sincerely,
Little Girl
Nathan Mulac DeHoff
Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?
Nathan
ChaiTheDog
>>
>> > > > >Now you know.
>> > > > >Ochlocrat
>> > > > >And knowing is half the battle.
>> > > >
>> > > > And what exactly *is* the other half?
>> > >
>> > > Getting those pesky grass stains out.
>> > > Sincerely,
>> > > Little Girl
>> > >
>> >
>> > And knowing how to get those pesky grass stains out is half of that
>battle,
>> > making knowing a full 3/4s of the overall battle.
>>
>of
>> those, and you'll have yourself quite a battle.
>
>You misunderstand. Knowing is half the battle, knowing how to get pesky
>grass stains out is one fourth the battle, and the PROCESS of getting pesky
>grass stains out is the remaining quarter. There is no "ORAL HYGEINE."
Which one is oral?