Favorite Grandpa lines
Jonathan Mendez
Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
Excellent stuff :)
Chris
I'm filled with piss and vinegar. Before, I was just filled with
vinegar.
The pink ones keep you from screaming.
What was the last think you said? Grandpa's Little Helper? What's
thaaat? (looks to pets) Which one of you is the mailman?
(I'm paraphrasing here)
FBI Agent: Are you really crazy or are you just stalling us?
Grandpa: A little from column A, a little from Column B.
Homer: Hey Dad. I've come to spend time with my favorite father.
Grandpa: Baloney! You came to put me in a home.
Homer: You're already in a home.
Grandpa: Oh, how could you!!
(on Shary Bobbin's flying umbrella) I think we got umbrellas switched.
(in air) I've never felt so alive...(snoring)
The year was ninteen aught-six, and everyone was doing a dance called
"The Funky Grandpa". (starts to dance) Oh, I'm the.. (falls asleep
standing up)
(to Martin)(calls him overweight) too much pie, that's your problem.
(I forgot the exact wording, but Grandpa was writing a letter, saying
he's "disgusted at looking in the magazine, and not seeing one wringled
mouth or toothless smile. To the sickos at "Modern Bride Magazine".
Everyone wants something for nothing. (walks into Social Security
office) I'm old, gimme, gimme, gimme!
(to Patty) Hello, Marge (to Selma) Hello, Marge.
Poolmonk
ride I say take it"
"Homer, your dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a stranger offers you a ride,
I say take it!." Abe Simpson
Kristian Ronge
Grandpa: That doll is evil, I tell you! EVIL!
Marge: You've said that about every present tonight.
Granpa: I just want attention...
/ Kristian
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aaron_h...@my-deja.com
jme...@jmendez.kitenet.net (Jonathan Mendez) wrote:
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
The lamp is my favorite, but ...
"That's the Wright Brothers plane. It flew from Kitty Hawk to
Gettysburg on a thimbleful of corn oil. That's how we won the Civil
War, you know."
As usual, the quote is filled with errors, but I am sure that all of
you remember the quote and the episode.
"I'm a member of the Stone Cutters." I seem to recall that he was also
a member of the Communist Party and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance.
Hippie: "Homer, your mom was great in bed."
Grandpa: "Oh, you heard that rumor, too."
As usual, the quote is filled with errors, but I am sure that all of
you remember the quote and the episode.
Aaron Hirshberg
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Before you buy.
Rick Nelson
But yeah, the "lamp running away" is probably my favorite.
--
Rick
Adolf Hitler
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
>
A Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace:
Bart/Lisa: "We could die every time we fall asleep"
Grandpa: "Welcome to my world" (falls asleep)
aaron_h...@my-deja.com
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
In the episode where Homer was in a coma, and the show consisted of
flashbacks, Abe said: "Being in a coma is like watching one of those
TV shows where they show excerpts from other eipsodes."
Chris Wood
Abe: "I pieced most of it together from sugar packets."
Abe: "My Homer is not a communist! He may be a cheat, a liar, an idiot, a
communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
Abe: "I was on PT-109 with JFK when I learned his terrible secret..."
(*flashback*)
JFK: "Ich ein berliner." (I know, my German's attrocious!)
Abe: "He's a Nazi! Get him!" (Proceeds to beat the living pulp out of JFK).
Abe: "Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy..."
Ahhhh, good ol' Abe Simpson...
::.::
ch...@gheysoss.com
"It's pronounced 'JAY-sauce' (say it loud and you'll get it)"
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In article <8sld0f$lcb$1...@joe.rice.edu>, jme...@jmendez.kitenet.net
(Jonathan Mendez) wrote:
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
>
> Excellent stuff :)
bukow...@my-deja.com
That raccon took my lamb chop!
I did the Iggy!
I had SEEEE-E-E-E-X!!!!!
Grampa rules!!!!!
Assholio
> Bart: "How do you know so much about history, Grandpa?"
> Abe: "I pieced most of it together from sugar packets."
>
> Abe: "My Homer is not a communist! He may be a cheat, a liar, an idiot, a
> communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
Haha, that was the best quote indeed.
> Abe: "I was on PT-109 with JFK when I learned his terrible secret..."
> (*flashback*)
> JFK: "Ich ein berliner." (I know, my German's attrocious!)
Ich bin ein Berliner.
Mark Callanan
LISA: How'd you know he was a vampire?
ABE: He's a vampire? AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Mark Callanan
<md...@ukc.ac.uk>
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times)
Adolf Hitler
> ABE: Kill the boy! We have to kill the boy!
> LISA: How'd you know he was a vampire?
> ABE: He's a vampire? AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
LOL
After all these quotes, Grandpa seems to be a lot more funny than I thought
before.
Benjamin Caldwell
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
>
> Excellent stuff :)
They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I have
never fully understood why. Frankly, I can see an up-side to it!
Ben
MaX Power
as it is looong."
"Jonathan Mendez" <jme...@jmendez.kitenet.net> wrote in message
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JAYKORM
Lisa: We don't have an outhouse.
Homer: Ahhhh!!! My tool shed!!
Jay
Arif Khokar
"Jonathan Mendez" wrote
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
>
> Excellent stuff :)
Grandpa to Lisa: Your father used to be as smart as a monkey....now he's as
dumb as a chimp..
In those days, nickles used to have pictures of bumblebees on them...Gimme 5
bees for a quarter you'd say..
paNICbUtton
--
"Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!"
ChaiTheDog
down there!"
akakaren
Grampa: Seeeex, whats so bad about hearing your older father talk about
Seeeexxx? Seeexx is.....
(ya da ya da)
Jonathan Mendez wrote in message <8sld0f$lcb$1...@joe.rice.edu>...
Steve
>
> "This elevator only goes to the basement, and someone made an aaaawful mess
> down there!"
I remember you from such newsgroups as alt.silly.little.newsgroup!
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Steve
diehard Yankees fan
diehard Simpsons fan
Casey Atkins
the...(snore).............French toast please".
Casey.
Frank in NJ
"Hey cutie, wanna go on a date?"
"In your dreams..."
"We'll see about that.....(snore)"
Paraphrased...:)
Frank
James Bowe
generation ...."
James Bowe
Thor Murphy
Jonathan Mendez wrote:
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
>
> Excellent stuff :)
"I'm an elk, a mason, a communist... I'm
president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some
reason...."
Thor Murphy
Jonathan Mendez wrote:
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
>
> Excellent stuff :)
"I had that dream again!"
The Rack
jme...@jmendez.kitenet.net (Jonathan Mendez) wrote:
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
GraMpa: [gasp] The pictures! They're coming... alive!
--
The RACK gives pasketti & momatoes nine thumbs up.
Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw
Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
The Rack
jme...@jmendez.kitenet.net (Jonathan Mendez) wrote:
> Grandpa: The lamp's running away.
> Bart: Hey! That's my dog, man!
> Grandpa: So long, laaaamp.
ROD: I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders.
Grampa: There you go with that smart mouth. Lisa, go cut me a switch!
paNICbUtton
"and i never once washed my hands. . .that's your policy, not mine!"
--
"Never stop in the middle of a hoedown!"
Dartheodore Maximillian Arada III
~DarthArada~
"Snuh!" Homer Simpson
"We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her
Majesty's Secret Service"
MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion
EDWINA RIFENBURY
mess down there."- Abe "Grandpa" Simpson