Or how about the "school with no rules" ... then who is this b**ch
telling the kids to discover your desks, or assigning lab partners,
or forcing Bart to come up with a paradox. If I was Bart, I woulda
told that lady to [censored]. "hey lady, no rules, remember, I aint
answering your dumb question." Then I would have sauntered off into
the corner to take a nap.
And what the hell is "rabbi has memo" spelled backwards all I get is
omem sah ibbar, or mems habib bart, trab bibah smem.
And of course, there is Bart's proposal: the pyschologist then goes
to tell Bart's plan to the principal, who is very *interested*... the
same Principal, who later on deports Bart, who is very excited to
have Bart go the gifted school in the first place.
what the hell is going on, anyway?
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The second time the Genius episode was run (I think this was the third time!),
the TV Guide said that Bart went to the gifted school, while the other kid got
sent off to a vocational school, or something like that. I was rather
surprised
to read that, since I didn't catch that the first time around. But, I didn't
see it the second or third times either.
I suppose it was edited out. Too bad; that would have been hilarious.
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It's not an inconsistency of the show's writers; I'm pretty sure they
intended this. I've been in many situations in which the person in
charge pretends to be really mellow or democratic, but when it comes
down to it, that person is really in charge. In other words, there
are the trappings of freedom (or mellowness or whatever), but it only
hides the coerciveness of the system. I thought the "no rules" bit
was quite telling and quite funny.
> >And of course, there is Bart's proposal: the pyschologist then goes
>to tell Bart's plan to the principal, who is very *interested*... the
>same Principal, who later on deports Bart, who is very excited to
>have Bart go the gifted school in the first place.
This isn't at all inconsistent. Principal Skinner objects to Dr. J.
Loren Pryor's initial claim about Bart's IQ ("maybe he should be
re-tested"), until the pschiatrist replies, "I think we should move
him to another school." Skinner's reaction to this is "Oh even
better" (or something like that). I thought Skinner's reaction was
very funny.
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exactly, but Bart's proposal entails him going *back* to Skinner's
school, something I doubt Principle Skinner would encourage, since
he was delighted to have Bart leave in the first place.
> And what the hell is "rabbi has memo[?]"
.-.
|T|he full sentence is, "Omem sahib, Bart; rabbi has memo." A
`-' perfectly functional palindrome, sahib.
<_Jym_>
>> And what the hell is "rabbi has memo[?]"
>.-.
>|T|he full sentence is, "Omem sahib, Bart; rabbi has memo." A
>`-' perfectly functional palindrome, sahib.
shouldn't it be trabbi has memo. rabbi has memo backwards is
o mems sahib bar. That aside, sorry for my stupid questions.
.-.
|A|nd what are these cute little things.
`-'
More importantly, did anyone notice the sneaky reference to me? :-)
-- K "Wyj" ibo
(you can call me K, or you
can call me wyj...)
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I think the palindrome in question was:
O memsahib, Bart, rabbi has memo
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I saw that episode
I looked kwyjibo up in the dictionary
it ain't a word
I looked up skeleton in the dictionary
it is a word
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Any ideas what all that green slime was? Had Bart discovered the magic secret
of "You Can't Do That on Television"?
And as was pointed out, there seemed to be an awful lot of structure for an
unstructured learning environment. I can't imagine all the boys wearing ties
either (although I enjoyed the father-son tie tying lesson!).
Tom Almy
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Standard Disclaimers Apply
Kwyjibo (with a "y") is in my dictionary... of course, my dictionary contains
only nonsense words. (It 25,000 words that aren't in Merriam-Webster's
Ninth New Collegiate.)
Kwyjibo is defined as a Kibo that swallowed a wyj.
A palindrome is a word or sentence that reads the same whether you
read it normally or backwards (well, spacing can be different). In this
case, the 't' in Bart is the middle character in the sentence, so it
does not need to be repeated.
Other examples of palindromes are:
Madam, I'm Adam
A man, a plan, a canal - Panama
>.-.
>|A|nd what are these cute little things.
>`-'
God only knows. Methinks he's just trying to be pretentious. Ignore them,
maybe he'll go away =8^)
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A palindrome is, of course, a series of letters that reads the same forwards
as backwards, usually ignoring spaces, punctuation, and capitalization. A
palindrome does NOT have to have an even number of letters; if it has an odd
number (as in the example quoted above), then the "middle" letter (in this
case, the "t") serves as the axis of symmetry, and can be considered to
belong to both "halves" of the palindrome. Hope this clears things up.
>.-.
>|A|nd what are these cute little things.
>`-'
.-.
|I|'d like to know, too! (Looks like some sort of Emacs macro.)
`-'
-Mark Whiting
Actually, I think it was just okra that the school cafeteria had undercooked
at lunchtime.
Classic "cinema slime" (Ghostbusters, The Blob (1988), Honey I Shrunk the
Kids, etc.) is made from seaweed (methycellulose gel.) It probably could
do what Bart's stuff did if you mixed with with a lot of green dye :-)
(It's clearish unless you mix coloring in. It's also *very* hard to clean
out of rugs and hair.)
'You DO know what happens when you mix acids and bases...'
... Obviously you get a building full of slime. I've got to
try that at school(of course I imagine if I tried it, I would probably get
water and salt.. like most people!)
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> 'You DO know what happens when you mix acids and bases...'
> ... Obviously you get a building full of slime. I've got to
>try that at school(of course I imagine if I tried it, I would probably get
>water and salt.. like most people!)
Try mixing 18 molar sulfuric acid with *any* base.
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because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly,
so please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes."
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Oddly enough the words Kwakiutl, Kwannon, Kwasind, kwazoku, and kwebird are
all in my dictionary although they are all either Indian, South African, or
Japanese words. This leads me to believe that kwyjibo as a word could
actually exist although in another language. Anyone know any of the above
languages?
>And what the hell is "rabbi has memo" spelled backwards all I get is
>omem sah ibbar, or mems habib bart, trab bibah smem.
it was "o mems's ahib Bart rabbi has memo" on my tape.
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thing off your face." - John Candy
thanks to all who cleared up my confusion. I was only looking at half
the sentence, and relying on my memory. Yes, it is a palindrome, and
I see it, but, like Bart, I do not belong in genius school, obviously.
:-)
So you get water, salt, and acid left over. One step better... make
it hydrochloric acid.
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Speaking of the Scrabble game...
I noticed that Homer had the word "oxidize" as his scrabble letters,
with Bart doing his chemistry experiment later in the show. Ultimately,
I guess neither Bart nor Homer knew much about chemistry. :-)
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>Tom Almy
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>Standard Disclaimers Apply
>Well, if you want to get really technical, the answer to "What do you get when
>you mix an acid & a base together?" isn't a big explosion with lots of green
>slime going all over. The real answer is: salt water.
I want to get really technical. That's what this newsgroup is for, isn't it?
I think I read that somewhere :-)
Acid + Base => Salt + water + ENERGY.
Explosion is entirely possible. Copper salts can easily be green. The only
really problematic part is the *lots* of green slime. Conservation of mass
and all that rot. Sure it could be a foam, but...
And, of course, if it were not a cartoon such an explosion might have hurt
someone. Not to mention a turpentine bath. Wasn't turpentine an
ingredient in "dip" in "Who flamed Roger Rabbit?"
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Perhaps.. but I don't think that's what melted the toons.. more like
some kind of white-out (toon-out?)
Actually, I think the whole issue of the explosion can be
summed up like this...
acid+base+BART=explosion with lots of green slime. If it
had been anyone else, it probably wouldn't have been so bad.
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It seeemd very realistic to me. Try crashing a Mensa shendig
sometime. You'll find people who thrive on jokes even more
obscure and oblique that "r dr r".
>In article <manning.644272651@gap> man...@gap.caltech.edu (Evan Marshall Manning) writes:
>>
>>And, of course, if it were not a cartoon such an explosion might have hurt
>>someone. Not to mention a turpentine bath. Wasn't turpentine an
>>ingredient in "dip" in "Who flamed Roger Rabbit?"
> Perhaps.. but I don't think that's what melted the toons.. more like
>some kind of white-out (toon-out?)
The Dip was a mixture of acetone, turpentine, and benzine. This
should disolve just about any kind of plastic film.
> Actually, I think the whole issue of the explosion can be
>summed up like this...
> acid+base+BART=explosion with lots of green slime. If it
>had been anyone else, it probably wouldn't have been so bad.
Yes! Perfect!
I thought all of this added to the humor of the episode because
it was so stupid and hypocritical, just like these things are
in real life!
Constance Stillinger
con...@psych.stanford.edu (Now ass't prof. at Northwestern Univ.)
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