[list] Cool Barney Quotes... (repost)
Dave Hall
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COOL BARNEY QUOTES...
Compiled by Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca)
Compiled from 10 zillion alt.tv.simpsons articles, and verified when
possible from the episode capsules, the following are Barney quotes and
scenes everyone seems to love...
"Aah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!"
"Alright! A peanut!"
"An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars, isn't
it?"
"And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"
"Aw, that's sweet. I used to follow my dad to a lot of bars, too."
"Alright! A local boy!"
"Boy, you never stop eating and you never gain a pound."
"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."
"Five years of modern dance, six years of tap."
"Go back to Russia!"
"Hello, Marge, you left your damn porch light on. Homer's not made of
money you know."
"Hey! That looks like Princess Di...Aw, wait, it's just a pile of rags."
"Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?"
"Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!"
"Hiya neighbor! I can see you!"
"Holy cow! You just fell on Aerosmith!"
"Hey! Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something."
"Hey, I thought I had more stuff than this."
"Hi Homer, I want you to meet my friends -- Armondo and Ralphy."
"Hey, where have you been all my life?"
"I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie
drink!"
"I'm not a Zombie, but hey, when in Rome..."
"I'm with you, Homer! Fight the power!"
"If I ever vote, it'll be for him!"
"If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's an open beer in the
fridge."
"Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful."
"Marge, you gotta watch out. Your little boy, Bart, could have been eaten
by that pony!"
"Man, that's classic compulsive behaviour ...Wow, free beer!"
"Moe, I think he meant through nonviolent, grassroots political action."
"Now, where's me toothpick?"
"Oh, that's all right. I couldn'ta led a richer life."
"Oh, I've killed her! ...It's all happening again!"
"Oh-oh, my heart just stopped! ...Oh, there it goes."
"Since they stopped testing on animals, a guy like me can really clean
up."
"Sure thing, giant beer."
"She broke my heart, Moe."
"So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me!"
"Snakes! Snakes everywhere!"
"They found me on the men's room floor."
"To Homer, and to Sergeant Pepper, who's growing out of the middle of your
back."
"What about us brain-dead slobs?"
"When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I
thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it."
"Whoa! How European!"
"Whoa! Someone smells stinky! ...Oh, it's me."
"Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man."
"Wow! Super-Fish!"
"We want Chilly Willy! We want Chilly Willy!"
"We want Crunchy! We want Crunchy!"
"Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown!"
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Some Barney Scenes (verified from those episode capsules when possible)...
[7F11]
Homer: Just get over here with 50 bucks for bail.
Barney: 50 bucks! What did you do, kill a Judge?
[7F20]
Hey! You're Homer's sister-in-law, right?
I remember you. But I don't remember you being so beau[burp]tiful.
[she maces him] Oh, ow, hey, [burp] [cough]
Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful.
[8F13]
Barney: And I say, England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!
Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!!!! [pokes Barney]
Barney: Okay, you asked for it, bud! [punches him out]
Moe: Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Pitt the Elder...
Barney: Lord Palmerston!!!! [punches Moe]
[9F06]
Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for?
Gasp! Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray!
[9F14]
Homer: Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
Barney: Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff,
Tartar Control Duff, ohhh. [passes out]
[9F21]
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
David: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
[2F31]
Woman: Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die!
[2F31]
Barney: My name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
[2F31]
Barney: I've learned I have a gift to share with the world.
From now on, there'll be a new Barnard Gumble --
hardworking, clean, and sober.
Quimby: Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your grand prize: a lifetime
supply of Duff beer.
Barney: Huh? Just hook it to my veins!
[3F03]
Barney: Hi Homer! Thanks for inviting me to your barbeque.
Homer: Ohh, Barney! You brought a whole beer keg!
Barney: Yeah. Where can I fill it up?
[Document compiled by Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca)]
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Dave Hall (dave...@cyberspc.mb.ca) <http://www.cyberspc.mb.ca/~davehall/>
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Heath Barrett
Many of which can be downloaded at "Barneys burp o rama", for the Barney
fans out there. Sorry about the self-promotion....
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Catch ya!
Heath Barrett(Tasmania,Australia)
"In my mind, Im already gone."-Cosmo Kramer
http://www.tassie.net.au/~rbarrett/ Heaths home page
http://www.tassie.net.au/~rbarrett/barney.html Barneys Burp 'o' Rama
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