JOY JOYS

[rscho...@pomona.claremont.edu]

The funniest ten seconds in TV history occured during the most
recent Halloween special, when Bart was riding the school bus
and was forced to sit next to the German foreign exchange student
who offered him "Joy Joys MIT IODINE" I was laughinhg about
this for about a week after. My question is: do Joy Joys mit
Iodine really exist? and if so, where can I get them and what do they taste
like? Do they come in other flavors? (for example, Joy Joys mit
razor blades or Joy Joys mit LSD?) Ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha hah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
It was also funny when the dorky kid (his name escapes me) says
""I'm glad everyone is making fun of Bart so they won't notice
my T-shirt," which says WANG computers Wakka wakka
If you think you've seen anything funnier, ANYWHERE, than
Joy Joys mit Iodine, I challenge you, right here and now, to post
it and let everr dweeb that can type be your judge and jury.
A word of warning -- don't even try because I am right.
R Schoening/Mike Boyle/Lucas Mann (who
wrote the challenge part)

[Brendan Dunn]

In article <009754E1...@pomona.claremont.edu>,

<rscho...@pomona.claremont.edu> wrote:
> If you think you've seen anything funnier, ANYWHERE, than
>Joy Joys mit Iodine, I challenge you, right here and now, to post
>it and let everr dweeb that can type be your judge and jury.
>A word of warning -- don't even try because I am right.
> R Schoening/Mike Boyle/Lucas Mann (who
>wrote the challenge part)

Sorry, everyone knows that the funniest ten seconds in television history
was the "Worker and Parasite" cartoon.

--Brendan

[ar...@oregon.uoregon.edu]

> If you think you've seen anything funnier, ANYWHERE, than
>Joy Joys mit Iodine, I challenge you, right here and now, to post
>it and let everr dweeb that can type be your judge and jury.
>A word of warning -- don't even try because I am right.

Yes, it was a good funny joke, but with all respect, last week's bit where
Homer and skunk-friend enliven Marge's tea party was even funnier than Joy Joys
mit Iodine. So was Robot-Smithers in "Rosebud" (looks around for confirmation
from Net).
Remember, I'm the humor Czar, and what I say goes! And that rake scene
sucked! Now sit down and watch OFF and laugh when I tell you to!

Andrew Ross In your heart you know he's right...

[Neil Bernstein]

ar...@oregon.uoregon.edu wrote:
: Andrew Ross In your heart you know he's right...

- N. "In your guts you know he's nuts... In your nuts you know..." B.
--
nwbe...@unix.amherst.edu
...in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro...

[Tom D. Arnold]

Here is my bit about the funniest 10 sec in television history:

To set the scene Mr. Burns and Smithers are dressed in black and attempting
to steel back the bear. They are suctioned to the ceiling, Homer walks in
in just his underware and aproaches the fridge.

Homer: Um...64 slices of american cheese...63...62..61...60

(the scene changes and the sun has risen in the background)
Homer: 3.........2......1......uhhhhhh
(marge enters)
Marge: Homer have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.
(Smithers and Mr. Burns fall from the ceiling)

How about that?

---Chief Wigams----

[BIER, LAURENCE]

In article <1993Nov15....@news.unomaha.edu>, dog...@cwis.unomaha.edu (Tom D. Arnold) writes...

>
>
>Here is my bit about the funniest 10 sec in television history:
>
>
>To set the scene Mr. Burns and Smithers are dressed in black and attempting
>to steel back the bear. They are suctioned to the ceiling, Homer walks in
>in just his underware and aproaches the fridge.

Simply seeing Homer's pear shaped body in his underwear is enough to
make me laugh.

>
>Homer: Um...64 slices of american cheese...63...62..61...60
>
> (the scene changes and the sun has risen in the background)
>Homer: 3.........2......1......uhhhhhh
>(marge enters)
>Marge: Homer have you been up all night eating cheese?
>Homer: I think I'm blind.
>(Smithers and Mr. Burns fall from the ceiling)
>
>How about that?
>
>
> ---Chief Wigams----
>

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"I'm Mr. Burns, blah, blah, blah,
Do this, do that, blah, blah, blah,
I'm so big, blah, blah, blah..." -Homer Simpson
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[pamu...@ingr.com]

In article <2bs0b0$f...@gap.cco.caltech.edu> bd...@cco.caltech.edu (Brendan Dunn) writes:
>In article <009754E1...@pomona.claremont.edu>,
> <rscho...@pomona.claremont.edu> wrote:
>> If you think you've seen anything funnier, ANYWHERE, than
>>Joy Joys mit Iodine, I challenge you, right here and now, to post
>>it and let everr dweeb that can type be your judge and jury.
>>A word of warning -- don't even try because I am right.
>> R Schoening/Mike Boyle/Lucas Mann (who
>>wrote the challenge part)
>

Oh, puh-lease. These excerpts from Citizen Burns are much funnier:
"Now Maggie, you don't want that nasty old teddy bear, you can
play with .... this box!"
[places box over head]
"Oooh , fun "
[Maggie reaches for box]
"NO! My box!"

<later in the episode>
[Burns appears at OFF's door]
"Now look what you've reduced me to"
[snaps fingers. Smithers appears at the door, drops to his knees
and starts begging]
"Please let me have Bobo..."

Or this scene from Cape Feare:
"Hey kids, want to drive through that cactus patch?"
"Yeah!"
"Yes"
"No"
"Sorry, two against one. You're outvoted"

>Sorry, everyone knows that the funniest ten seconds in television history
>was the "Worker and Parasite" cartoon.
>

Nonsense. The funniest ten seconds are any ten-second exerpt
from Krusty's visit to Mt. Splashmore and the followup of
"Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?" "No!"

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