Burns's Relatives

[Adam Katcher]

I was reading a book about the Simpsons one day. And on the inside
covers were family trees. Well anyways I saw Mr. Burns in the family
tree, and I asked my friend why, and he said, "Mr. Burns is related to
everyone." If this is true please E-mail me.

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Adam Katcher
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[HndsomPete]

Actually, he isn't technically related to OFF, he's on the exact opposite side
of the tree.

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[Jesse Woodger]

> I was reading a book about the Simpsons one day. And on the inside
> covers were family trees. Well anyways I saw Mr. Burns in the family
> tree, and I asked my friend why, and he said, "Mr. Burns is related to
> everyone." If this is true please E-mail me.
>

Mr. Burns isn't related to everyone. In fact, I can only think of one
person who he is related to and that is his son (I don't remember his
name...). That character appeared for one episode and was never see
again.

- Jesse Woodger

[Michael Morse]

Jesse Woodger (woo...@world.net) wrote:

: Mr. Burns isn't related to everyone. In fact, I can only think of one

: person who he is related to and that is his son (I don't remember his
: name...).

Let's see. There were his original parents before he was adopted by his
new father (who amazingly looked just like his adopted son, and who didn't
fear "those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders" the Japanese) and his
brother, George Burns, whose old-man-schtick would be "funny when I'm
old." (The "Bobo" episode.) Also, Burns's illegitemate son had "a wife
and kids! I said I was going out--that was a week ago! They're probably
wondering where I am!" These kids are Burns's grandchildren, by blood,
whether Burns likes it or not.

Funnily enough, I can't remember the son's name, either! Maybe it was
something obvious like "Rodney," but I don't get the guy feeling that
that's right.

Mike

[Chad Lehman]

Michael Morse wrote:

> Let's see. There were his original parents before he was adopted by his new father his brother, George Burns, Also, Burns's illegitemate son...

Don't forget his 122 year old mother! =)

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[Baruz]

Burns has a son and a mother who is still alive.
She is mentioned and heard over the phone in the
episode where Smithers puts Homer in charge of
Burns while he goes on vaction.

Edward

[Desp4BiGrL]

>From: ya...@vcn.bc.ca (Michael Morse)

>Date: Mon, Sep 7, 1998 03:36 EDT
>Message-id: <6t02ds$h0b$6...@garfield.vcn.bc.ca>

>
>Jesse Woodger (woo...@world.net) wrote:
>
>: Mr. Burns isn't related to everyone. In fact, I can only think of one
>: person who he is related to and that is his son (I don't remember his
>: name...).
>

>Let's see. There were his original parents before he was adopted by his

>new father (who amazingly looked just like his adopted son, and who didn't
>fear "those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders" the Japanese) and his
>brother, George Burns, whose old-man-schtick would be "funny when I'm
>old." (The "Bobo" episode.) Also, Burns's illegitemate son had "a wife
>and kids! I said I was going out--that was a week ago! They're probably
>wondering where I am!" These kids are Burns's grandchildren, by blood,
>whether Burns likes it or not.
>
>Funnily enough, I can't remember the son's name, either! Maybe it was
>something obvious like "Rodney," but I don't get the guy feeling that
>that's right.
>
>Mike

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my guess for the brothers name.
robby?

[Gemma Tiley]

I have a video here, and the son's name was Larry. I love the tone in
Smithers voice as he answers the door to him :)
Gemma

[Jason Bowen]

His name was Larry and he once saw a blimp.

On 7 Sep 1998, Jesse Woodger wrote:

> > I was reading a book about the Simpsons one day. And on the inside
> > covers were family trees. Well anyways I saw Mr. Burns in the family
> > tree, and I asked my friend why, and he said, "Mr. Burns is related to
> > everyone." If this is true please E-mail me.
> >
>

> Mr. Burns isn't related to everyone. In fact, I can only think of one
> person who he is related to and that is his son (I don't remember his

[Greg R Hasty]

His son's name was Larry Burns (from scenic Waynesport).

[Fabiano D.]

There's another Burn's relative...It's his mother!Renember Homer The
Smithers,3F14...

Homer:"Mr.Burns has a mother?She must be a hundred years millions old!"
Smithers:"She has limited capacities.All she can do is dial and yell."