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Evil-Dead

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Aug 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/23/99
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... I WISH!!


Seriously now folks, I'm going through a horrible time in my life!

Ally McBeal is going to be on tonight, WHY??? IT ISN'T FUNNY I TELL
YOU!

ER is a DUMB SHOW! WHAT MINDLESS MONGOLOIDS WATCH THIS CRAP??

huh??? The Blair Witch Project was.... NOT SCARY... AT ALL!! The only
tense part, the house at the end..lasts about two minutes before the
annoying chick and her fat friend get killed.

I have a good idea for an episode, maybe I should tell it to Mike "I am
worse than Hitler" Scully and he'll think it's hillarious. ok..

Homer gets fired for throwing radio active waste on a pack of school
children (here's the wacky and zany part, he does this at the Kwiki
Mart, ohhh the hilarity that will ensue), so to kill time he decides to
beat Marge with a baseball bat. After a sobbing Bart and Lisa plead
with him to stop, he explains he's a wild, unpredictable guy.. all is
forgiven.

You ever notice how they over-use the "scene shown with pop song playing
which somehow relates to the theme of the episode"? Mike "Look at my
Mullet, I also have the fashion sense of trailer-trash" Scully must not
be able to form basic words into sentences that often.

Die Mike Scully, Die

The international Mike Scully Sucks Club homepage:

http://www.mikescullyisachildpornogropher.org

grosse

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Aug 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/23/99
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If that's not a writer for the show, I don't know who is.

Evil-Dead <Thra...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> ... I WISH!!
>


Evil-Dead

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Aug 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/23/99
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<<This is exactly why Ian Maxtone-Graham called us a bunch of
beetle-brows. Even
as a joke it's not very funny. >>

What is a "beetle-brow"? hmmm? Ian Maxtone-Graham should update his
lingo, it's not very "groovy" if you ask me.

Jason

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Aug 23, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/23/99
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Dean Humphries wrote:
>
> >What is a "beetle-brow"? hmmm? Ian Maxtone-Graham should update his
> >lingo, it's not very "groovy" if you ask me.
>

> I don't think it's very "groovy" to call a man even jokingly who produces a
> cartoon a child molester, and to advocate his death. And all because he's part
> of this so called denigration of the Simpsons. Save stuff of this sort for the
> John Wayne Gacy's and Hitlers of the world.
>
help! someone's stolen my sense of humor and won't give it back!
btw, the pope, martha stewart, and both the new and old captain kangaroo
are child molesters and i hope they die...sue me...


> Hey! Spumco has come out with a new cartoon that's a update on Yogi Bear called
> Ranger Smith. The Cartoon Network shows it Friday September 24th at 10:30 PM.
> http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html
>
> To respond, tear down the fort.

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Dean Humphries

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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>Die Mike Scully, Die
>
>The international Mike Scully Sucks Club homepage:
>
>http://www.mikescullyisachildpornogropher.org

This is exactly why Ian Maxtone-Graham called us a bunch of beetle-brows. Even


as a joke it's not very funny.

AlexJ33106

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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>This is exactly why Ian Maxtone-Graham called us a bunch of beetle-brows. Even
>as a joke it's not very funny.

Well, although I don't agree with _all_ the unnecessary flaming of Mike
Scully(he does deserve some of it), the original poster was clearly joking.

Ian Maxtone-Graham sure had his tongue in cheek when he made those remarks
about OFF Fans, so I don't understand why someone else can't also have his
"tongue in cheek" when he says stuff about another writer.

>Hey! Spumco has come out with a new cartoon that's a update on Yogi Bear
>called
>Ranger Smith. The Cartoon Network shows it Friday September 24th at 10:30 >PM.
>http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html

Cool! "Spumco" rocks! "Games, Inc." must die! Good-day.

-Alex(The #2 Simpsons/Transformers Fan)

Dean Humphries

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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>What is a "beetle-brow"? hmmm? Ian Maxtone-Graham should update his
>lingo, it's not very "groovy" if you ask me.

I don't think it's very "groovy" to call a man even jokingly who produces a
cartoon a child molester, and to advocate his death. And all because he's part
of this so called denigration of the Simpsons. Save stuff of this sort for the
John Wayne Gacy's and Hitlers of the world.

Hey! Spumco has come out with a new cartoon that's a update on Yogi Bear called
Ranger Smith. The Cartoon Network shows it Friday September 24th at 10:30 PM.
http://www.spumco.com/rangersmith/index.html

To respond, tear down the fort.

Andrew Gill

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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Evil-Dead <Thra...@aol.com> wrote in article
<37C1E1DD...@aol.com>...

>
> The international Mike Scully Sucks Club homepage:
>
> http://www.mikescullyisachildpornogropher.org

Yeah, right! Like we're supposed to believe that you registered a
30-letter domain name, when Network Solutions, Inc. only allows 22
letters.

What are we to believe? That this is some sort of a [snicker] magic
InterNic?

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Yes, I know that it was a troll.

Evil-Dead

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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And all because he's part
of this so called denigration of the Simpsons. Save stuff of this sort
for the
John Wayne Gacy's and Hitlers of the world.>>

Can't you read? Mike Scully is worse than Hitler.

Evil-Dead

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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and both the new and old captain kangaroo
are child molesters and i hope they die...sue me...>>

I agree with you about that new Captain Kangaroo, but not the original!
Mister Rogers, however, is clearly a child molester. I mean, he
undresses daily in front of kids everywhere.

Ondre Lombard

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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On 24 Aug 1999, Dean Humphries wrote:

> >What is a "beetle-brow"? hmmm? Ian Maxtone-Graham should update his
> >lingo, it's not very "groovy" if you ask me.
>
> I don't think it's very "groovy" to call a man even jokingly who produces a

> cartoon a child molester, and to advocate his death. And all because he's part


> of this so called denigration of the Simpsons. Save stuff of this sort for the
> John Wayne Gacy's and Hitlers of the world.

This reminds me all too much of when the president of the WB
Network, Jamie Kellner (who has made a lot of idiotic decisions) cancelled a
variety of popular Kids WB saturday morning programs, and alt.tv.animaniacs
got into a funk about it. Some people even harboring some kind of
unnecessary hatred towards him and joking about doing cruel and illegal things
to him. It always appalled me, and not just because I didn't care a whole
ton for the programs he did cancel (like Freakazoid!, Earthworm Jim, etc. --
though it was awfully stupid to cancel a show that recently won a Daytime
Emmy -- Freakazoid -- even if it was getting expensive), but because I always
thought it took a little more than the cancelling of frivolous cartoon shows
to be deserving of such evil thoughts.

I just want Mike Scully to realize that Simpsons is not just a
platform for lampooning current events, but that there's an actual
"People Next Door" reality to the series. Otherwise, I'd like him gone and
someone else doing it. Either way, I've never wanted to "kill" or hurt any of
the staff members in any way. That's just insane.

Ondre J. Lombard * olom...@lombard.dialup.cyberverse.com *
S1.2 OFF+++ LIS++> BOB++ TEE++ f+++ - Always remember that you're never
n+ w ; 7G11, 7F07, 7F12, 8F06, 8F08 - alone when you're a schizophrenic.
9F11, 2F15, 3F22, 5F17, 5F18 ; M17 - "Poughkeepsie."
"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making
someone else feel bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel
good about themselves."


Ondre Lombard

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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On 24 Aug 1999, Andrew Gill wrote:

> Yeah, right! Like we're supposed to believe that you registered a
> 30-letter domain name, when Network Solutions, Inc. only allows 22
> letters.
>
> What are we to believe? That this is some sort of a [snicker] magic
> InterNic?
>

> Yes, I know that it was a troll.

Seemed pretty evident by the gratuitous 4F12 reference. ;-)

Evil-Dead

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Aug 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/24/99
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It always appalled me, and not just because I didn't care a whole
ton for the programs he did cancel (like Freakazoid!>>

Really? You don't even like the "Fanboy" character? Hmmm, I guess you
wouldn't.

Turtleman

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Aug 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/25/99
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> I have a good idea for an episode, maybe I should tell it to Mike "I am
> worse than Hitler" Scully and he'll think it's hillarious. ok..
>
> Homer gets fired for throwing radio active waste on a pack of school
> children (here's the wacky and zany part, he does this at the Kwiki
> Mart, ohhh the hilarity that will ensue), so to kill time he decides to
> beat Marge with a baseball bat. After a sobbing Bart and Lisa plead
> with him to stop, he explains he's a wild, unpredictable guy.. all is
> forgiven.

LOL!! I mean Oh my holy goddamn, that's the funniest episode idea I've
ever heard!! Maybe afterwards, he could force his children at gunpoint
to bury their mother alive. Oh my god, that's too funny!!

Andrew Gill

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Aug 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/25/99
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Turtleman <screw...@turtles.net> wrote in article
<37C44A...@turtles.net>...

The scary thing is, I'm not sure if this guy's joking.

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when burns let bart have the heir & marge said to homer r u thinking
what I'm thinking what im thinking & homer said yea let's push him down
the steps
-Adam1285

Evil-Dead

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Aug 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/25/99
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Turtleman <screw...@turtles.net> wrote in article
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> > I have a good idea for an episode, maybe I should tell it to Mike
"I am
> > worse than Hitler" Scully and he'll think it's hillarious. ok..
> >
> > Homer gets fired for throwing radio active waste on a pack of
school
> > children (here's the wacky and zany part, he does this at the Kwiki
> > Mart, ohhh the hilarity that will ensue), so to kill time he
decides to
> > beat Marge with a baseball bat. After a sobbing Bart and Lisa
plead
> > with him to stop, he explains he's a wild, unpredictable guy.. all
is
> > forgiven.
>
> LOL!! I mean Oh my holy goddamn, that's the funniest episode idea
I've
> ever heard!! Maybe afterwards, he could force his children at
gunpoint
> to bury their mother alive. Oh my god, that's too funny!!

The scary thing is, I'm not sure if this guy's joking.>>

Here's a secret, Turtleman is Mike Scully!

Turtleman

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Aug 26, 1999, 3:00:00 AM8/26/99
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Oh, stop that! Everyone knows Mike Scully has sex with sheep, not
turtles! Though to be honest, I'd find that episode would be funny just
because it's so unexpected, whereas I'd shrug it off if it happened in
South Park.

--
No, I'm not actually a zoophile, nor do I particularly endorse or
promote bestiality over any other type of deviant sexuality. I'm not
even sexually active. Too many germs. To tell you the truth, I'm not
even sure how it's physiologically possible for a human being to have
sex with a turtle. It's just that I have this running joke with the two
voices in my head about turtle-humping.

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