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Scott Vivian

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May 12, 2001, 11:27:35 AM5/12/01
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I expect this thread has been done to death, but what is everyone's favorite
marge quote?
mine is:

Homer: Sometimes i think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community.


Jedi Mike

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May 12, 2001, 11:40:24 AM5/12/01
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Homer: C'mon Marge what does it do?
Marge: What ever it does, it's doing it now.

Arthur C. Adams

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May 12, 2001, 12:20:25 PM5/12/01
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On Sat, 12 May 2001 16:27:35 +0100, "Scott Vivian"
<scott.th...@themail.co.uk> wrote:

I may not have the exact wording right, but...
Your Uncle Arthur used to say, "Kill them all, and let God sort them
out." But then, one day he decided to put his theory into practice,
and it took thirty seven Federal Marshals to bring him down. Now let
us never speak of him again.

Dave H.

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May 12, 2001, 1:54:53 PM5/12/01
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"why is that monkey wearing a diaper? ... you said this monkey would be
sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters, and now he just lies
there, struggling to breathe."

--
Some world views are spacious,
and some are merely spaced.

Kevin Flavin

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May 12, 2001, 9:17:48 PM5/12/01
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Arthur C. Adams <art...@smart.net> wrote in message
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Just listen to your heart and not the voices in your head like a certain
someone did one gray december morn

(forget the exact wording of the second part)


Jay Nossen

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May 12, 2001, 10:49:20 PM5/12/01
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"Kevin Flavin" <kfl...@fcc.net> wrote in message
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It's a combination quote:
Marge:Homer thats your solution to everything, move under the sea. It's not
gonna happen.
Homer: Not with that attitude


The Rack

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May 13, 2001, 1:14:34 AM5/13/01
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"Jay Nossen" <jayn...@att.net> wrote in message
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Bart: I just saw Krusty.
Marge: Yes, dear. In your mind.
Bart: No, he was out on the street.
Marge: ...on the street, in your mind.

--
And now, back to the wall.
-The inflammable Chadderack

Look! Velveeta® sticks to the ceiling.
_____________________________
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Kevin O'Neill

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May 13, 2001, 6:01:07 AM5/13/01
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I doubt it'll have been done to death because there aren't really that many
great Marge quotes. She just isn't an interesting character.

Is she anyone's favourite here?


Ostap Bender

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May 13, 2001, 7:47:41 AM5/13/01
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Kevin O'Neill <ke...@cambusglen.freeserve.co.ukREMOVE> wrote in
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>I doubt it'll have been done to death because there aren't really that
>many great Marge quotes. She just isn't an interesting character.

That's it! You just made my list!

Fraggler?

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May 13, 2001, 6:56:28 PM5/13/01
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Scott Vivian <scott.th...@themail.co.uk> wrote in message
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"Oooohhh.... the walls are melting again...."

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Mist

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May 14, 2001, 6:53:17 AM5/14/01
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In message <tfqljg7...@corp.supernews.co.uk>, Scott Vivian
<scott.th...@themail.co.uk> writes

>I expect this thread has been done to death, but what is everyone's favorite
>marge quote?

From Team Homer -

"No I will not pay you $500 for sex!"
--
Mist

Internet King

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May 14, 2001, 2:43:31 PM5/14/01
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"Dave H." wrote:

> "why is that monkey wearing a diaper? ... you said this monkey would be
> sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters, and now he just lies
> there, struggling to breathe."

PRAY FOR MOJO
Sincerely,
Little Girl

Nathan Mulac DeHoff

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May 14, 2001, 3:15:38 PM5/14/01
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"Ostap Bender" <no...@none.none> wrote in message
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Wait a minute! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list!

Nathan

Rebecca Webb

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May 14, 2001, 6:39:11 PM5/14/01
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Oh, good! The curtains are on fire!

Syd Barrett

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May 14, 2001, 2:00:51 PM5/14/01
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"Shut up, Becky!"


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Rawman

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May 14, 2001, 8:18:02 PM5/14/01
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Marge: Kids can be sooo cruel
Bart: We can? thanks, mom!

s-b...@mindspring.com

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May 14, 2001, 8:59:44 PM5/14/01
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Aw maggie you got oatmeal all over. Homie will ya clean her off?
Kevin Flavin wrote in message ...

Søren J. Løvborg

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May 15, 2001, 3:22:41 AM5/15/01
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"You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a broadway
audience..."

--
Søren J. Løvborg
flashs...@yahoo.com
www.gramsoft.dk/flashsimpsons

"It's always one good and one bad kid. Why can't they both be good?"
"We have three kids, Homer."
"Marge. The dog doesn't count as a kid."


Alan Hamilton

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May 15, 2001, 4:54:14 AM5/15/01
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I like the next line: "Besides, I don't have that kind of money to
spend on sex."
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/
/ * / Alan Hamilton
* * al...@arizonaroads.com

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