Grandpa (Abraham) Simpson
ar...@oregon.uoregon.edu
>In article <2be1gt$2...@news.acns.nwu.edu>, pack...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Packwood) writes:
>|> Grandpa Simpson
>|> "This cape is givin' me a rash."
>|>
>|> Grandpa [running in with hammer and stake]: "We have to kill the
>|> boy!!!"
>|> Homer: "Hey Grandpa, how did you know Bart was a vampire?"
>|> Grandpa: "A vampire? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" [drops all and runs out]
>|>
>|> Bart: "Hey Grandpa, how'd you get your underwear off without taking
>|> off your pants?"
>|> Grandpa [pauses,sadly confused]: "I don't know!!!"
>|>
>
>
>Bart: (something like)
> "This story is so scarey it'll make you wet your pants."
>Grandpa: "Too late."
>
Bart: Grandpa, what's your first name?
Abe: You're making my tombstone!
--The Front
Bart: Didn't you ever wonder why they were sending you those checks for
doing absolutely nothing?
Abe: I thought it was because the Democrats were in power again.
--same episode
Homer: You be quiet, or we'll put you in a rest home!
Abe: I'm _already_ in a rest home!
Homer: Well, we'll put you in one of those _other_ rest homes, where they
[bribe the inspectors?]
Abe: (meekly) i'll be good.
Homer: This reminds me of when dad was alive...
Abe: (sits up in back of car) Hey!
Homer: How long have _you_ been back there?
Abe: (maakly) three days.
Abe: They say the greatest tragedy of all is when a man survives his child.
(shakes head) I never understood that.
Homer: Dad, am I [good-looking]?
Abe: (without hesitation) NO! You're ugly as a mule's butt!
Andrew "It's you're fault I'm old" Ross
Elson R. Trinidad
>In my opinion, Grandpa Simpson is the funniest character on the Simpsons TV
>show. Who can forget classic lines like:
>
> "This cape is givin' me a rash."
>
> Grandpa [running in with hammer and stake]: "We have to kill the
> boy!!!"
> Homer: "Hey Grandpa, how did you know Bart was a vampire?"
> Grandpa: "A vampire? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" [drops all and runs out]
>
> Bart: "Hey Grandpa, how'd you get your underwear off without taking
> off your pants?"
> Grandpa [pauses,sadly confused]: "I don't know!!!"
[After Grampa Simpson's audition for the Be-Sharps, when told to get
off the stage:]
"I want to, BUT I CAN'T!"
[During "Cape Feare" when he bangs on OFF's door after they moved away for
the WRP:]
"HELLO????????????????????? Anybody in there? You have my pills!!!
...It's cold out and there are wolves after me!"
(sound of lone wolf howling)
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and...
``Grandpa, where'd you get all the money?''
``The government. I don't need it, I don't want it, but by God, if they try
and take it away, there'll be hell to pay.''
And all the recent cross-dressing references this season and last - Grandpa
as Queen of the Old West, Grandpa as a carabet dancer in WWII Germany and
Grandma as a woman after he stopped taking his pills. Ve-r-r-y strange.
Clark Curtis Roger
: > Homer: Well, we'll put you in one of those _other_ rest homes, where they
: >[bribe the inspectors?]
: > Abe: (meekly) i'll be good.
on 60 min.
____/ __ / ____/ Curtis R. Clark
/ / / / University of Idaho
/ __/ / Mechanical Engineering
/ /\ / Otis Lives--Its a LONG story
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Ben Scholle
Grandpa: That doll is evil. EVIL!!
Marge: Grandpa, you've said that about all the presents.
Grandpa: I just want attention.
Erik Vallow
: In article <2be1gt$2...@news.acns.nwu.edu> pack...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Packwood) writes:
: >In my opinion, Grandpa Simpson is the funniest character on the Simpsons TV
: >show. Who can forget classic lines like:
: >
: > "This cape is givin' me a rash."
: >
: > Grandpa [running in with hammer and stake]: "We have to kill the
: > boy!!!"
: > Homer: "Hey Grandpa, how did you know Bart was a vampire?"
: > Grandpa: "A vampire? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" [drops all and runs out]
: >
: > Bart: "Hey Grandpa, how'd you get your underwear off without taking
: > off your pants?"
: > Grandpa [pauses,sadly confused]: "I don't know!!!"
My favorite was (loosely quoted):
Grandpa: That doll is evil I tel you EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!
Marge: Oh Grandpa, you said that about ALL the toys.
<pan back to see Grandpa sitting aloine, outside action>
Grandpa: I just want attention.....
It was about the Krusty doll, right? What episode was this?
-erik
BIER, LAURENCE
Treehouse of Horror III (I don't know the episode number)
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"I'm Mr. Burns, blah, blah, blah,
Do this, do that, blah, blah, blah,
I'm so big, blah, blah, blah..." -Homer Simpson
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Mars
>Elson R. Trinidad (etri...@aludra.usc.edu) wrote:
>: In article <2be1gt$2...@news.acns.nwu.edu> pack...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Packwood) writes:
>: >In my opinion, Grandpa Simpson is the funniest character on the Simpsons TV
>: >show. Who can forget classic lines like:
Look, Grampa is the BEST! I LOVE that character! What about the classic
time on the Itchy'n'Scratchy movie show, when Bart sticky taped together
Grampa's false teeth! Classic!
>My favorite was (loosely quoted):
>Grandpa: That doll is evil I tel you EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!
>Marge: Oh Grandpa, you said that about ALL the toys.
><pan back to see Grandpa sitting aloine, outside action>
>Grandpa: I just want attention.....
>It was about the Krusty doll, right? What episode was this?
Treehouse of horror . . III?
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