Google Groups no longer supports new Usenet posts or subscriptions. Historical content remains viewable.
Dismiss

Best Mmmmm line from Homer

0 views
Skip to first unread message

Jay K. Ro

unread,
Jul 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/31/98
to

Post your fave lines where Homer goes "Mmmm...something something."

I'll start:

"Homer that's not God, that's just a waffle Bart threw up on the ceiling."
<Marge

Homer eats the waffle.

"I know I shouldn't eat thee but, Mmmmm..sacrilicious."

and

"Mmmmmm...cheap meat." <Homer when he buys some expired meat from the
Kwik-E-mart

AND

"Mmmmm...Marge."

plus

"Use an open faced club! A sand wedge!" <Mr. Burns

"Mmmmm...open-faced club sandwich." <Homer

Jay K. Ro

"Bees are on the what now?"
-Homer J. Simpson


Mpoconnor7

unread,
Jul 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/31/98
to
What about the time Homer simply said "mmmmm something"

And the time he ate the plastic husband and wife off the top of the wedding
cake and said "mmmmmm pointy"

Leeners19

unread,
Jul 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/31/98
to
How about:
"Mmmmmmm 64 slices of American cheese"
"Mmmmmmm forbidden donut" (i know someone already said that but its my
favorite!)

-Colleen-

Luke Lohnes

unread,
Jul 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/31/98
to

Jay K. Ro wrote:

Mmmmmmmmm ............ pig snout ( I forget the setup for this).

WHYSH7

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
My favorites are,

mmmmmmm-Hof fat
mmmmmmm-waffle run off


netg...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
In article <199807312357...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,

My favorite is when he used pepper spray on his food:
"mmmmmm. incapacitating"

-----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----
http://www.dejanews.com/ Now offering spam-free web-based newsreading

Minus 9

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
>What about the time Homer simply said "mmmmm something"

Oh geez, i remember this, but from what context, can someone fill me in?
thanks

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pigs, they tend to wiggle when they walk.
Ted-- Min...@aol.com

InsomniaZZ

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
Mmmm.... invisible cola!


InsomniaZZ says:

I want to try and save the world, but it never goes that way.

otg...@javanet.com

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
In article <Pine.SOL.3.96.980731...@herald.cc.purdue.edu>,

"Jay K. Ro" <r...@purdue.edu> wrote:
>
> Post your fave lines where Homer goes "Mmmm...something something."
>
> I'll start:
>
> "Homer that's not God, that's just a waffle Bart threw up on the ceiling."
> <Marge
>
> Homer eats the waffle.
>
> "I know I shouldn't eat thee but, Mmmmm..sacrilicious."
>


best one IMHO, but here are some other good ones....
"mmmm....chocolate...ooh....double chocolate...(gasp)....new flavor....triple
chocolate.."

"mmmm....fattening"

"mmmmm...organized crime"

and last, but certainly not least...

"mmmm...incapacitating"..

Jen

--
- "I have misplaced my pants." -Homer
- "Mmmmmmm....sacrilicious" -Homer

-----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----

http://www.dejanews.com/rg_mkgrp.xp Create Your Own Free Member Forum

VoVat

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
Minus 9 wrote:
>>What about the time Homer simply said "mmmmm something"
>
>Oh geez, i remember this, but from what context, can someone fill me in?

That was from "Another Simpsons Clip Show." Homer says it after clips of
various others "mmm"s are shown.

Nathan Mulac DeHoff
Temporarily on AOL, but you can also reach me at:
Dinne...@tmbg.org
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Corridor/5447/
"We can't be silent, because they might be giants, and what are we going to do
unless they are?"


David Puckett

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
MARGE: Homer, that's my pepper spray! (or something like that, i forget)
HOMER: Hmmmmm...... incapacitating...... HHHNNNNNNNnnnnnnn (he falls
over)

Or...

When he was working at the Bowl-a-Rama:
Hmmmmmmm..... urinal fresh.....

I keep both of these wavs at listen.to/blueoystercult if anyone is
interested ;-)
And yes, I KNOW it needs to be updated!!!

Jenn Dolari

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
In article <Pine.SOL.3.96.980731...@herald.cc.purdue.edu>, "Jay K. Ro" <r...@purdue.edu> wrote:
>
>Post your fave lines where Homer goes "Mmmm...something something."

Mmmm...Floor Pie....

Jenn

------------------------------------------------------------------------
CHUN LI - SHEEVA - KITANA - SONYA - TANYA - MILEENA - SINDEL - CAMMY
ROSE Strength. Beauty. We have no equal in the kingdom. SAKURA
IBUKI dol...@dragondata.com ELENA
JADE http://www.dragondata.com/~dolari ATHENA
HSIEN KO Not all warriors are called "Sir!" QUEEN BEE
KING - MORRIGAN - FELICIA - LILLITH - BABY BONNIE HOOD - MAI
------------------------------------------------------------------------

AndrewR

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
On Fri, 31 Jul 1998 16:49:02 -0500, "Jay K. Ro" <r...@purdue.edu>
wrote:

I like this one:

something like this:

"What if I undid this button? What if I sang to you? I gave my love a
chicken, it had no bone... mmmmmmm chicken...?

Rkkim2

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
When Homer worked at the Bowl-a-Rama

"Mmmmm.... springtime fresh." (sniffing bowling shoes.)

"Mmmmm... urinal fresh."

PlanetRoy

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
Mmmmmmmm....free goo.

gregory clayton malek

unread,
Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
to
mmmmmm. . . . slanty

or

mmmmmm. . . . . pointy


Jay K. Ro

unread,
Aug 2, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/2/98
to

Mmmmm...invisible cola

and

"Mmmmm...burger" <after he lists off a bunch of Supreme Court Chief
Justices, and ends with Warren Burger.

grahamkavanagh

unread,
Aug 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/3/98
to

What about when Homer makes a pancake a folds it in a pound of
butter.......mmmm..Fatting.

Or mmm.........invisible cola.

mmm........free goo.

.

Jason Graham

unread,
Aug 3, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/3/98
to
Mmmmmmmm.......free goo!

Leeners19 wrote in message
<199807312357...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...

ste...@my-dejanews.com

unread,
Aug 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/4/98
to
In article <Pine.SOL.3.96.980731...@herald.cc.purdue.edu>,

"Jay K. Ro" <r...@purdue.edu> wrote:
>
> Post your fave lines where Homer goes "Mmmm...something something."
>
> I'll start:
>
> "Homer that's not God, that's just a waffle Bart threw up on the ceiling."
> <Marge
>
> Homer eats the waffle.
>
> "I know I shouldn't eat thee but, Mmmmm..sacrilicious."
>
> and
>
> "Mmmmmm...cheap meat." <Homer when he buys some expired meat from the
> Kwik-E-mart
>
> AND
>
> "Mmmmm...Marge."
>
> plus
>
> "Use an open faced club! A sand wedge!" <Mr. Burns
>
> "Mmmmm...open-faced club sandwich." <Homer
>
> Jay K. Ro
>
> "Bees are on the what now?"
> -Homer J. Simpson
>
>

Ok, Homer walks in, notices a pie on the floor.

"Mmmmm.... Floorpie."

Me and my friends laughed about that for a year, it became the running gag!

Tim Hodge

unread,
Aug 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/4/98
to
Mmmmmmmm.......penis!

/\/\ e o \/\/
--

MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW-MEOW

TailDale - Member GOLI

Gods of Laming and Intelligence

"If you "MEOW" in real life you get arrested"

Earnest Cannada

unread,
Aug 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/4/98
to
Mmmm ....... Doughnut


Larchman

unread,
Aug 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/4/98
to
How dare you eat my friend Boychuk! Cannibal!

--
Larchman's Awfully Repulsive Crappy Homepage!!!
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Shores/7487/
"Join me or die! Can you do any less?"

Remove the "spamsux" from my e-mail addy to reply
Tim Hodge the fucking retard wrote in message
<35c6aef1...@news.nai.net>...

Rich/MetalMan

unread,
Aug 8, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/8/98
to
RAHMON wrote:
>
> mmmmmm, dounut's!!!!

Umm....wow...what an...original one.

--
----------------------------------------------
Rich Bunnell or "Metal Man," whichever sounds more insane
-
"This is your life and you do what you want to do, just don't hurt
nobody, unless they ask you" -XTC
-
"Do you have a special something you take to bed with you? Does it make
you feel good if you hold your special something?" -Mr. Rogers
-
http://members.xoom.com/taoster/
----------------------------------------------

RAHMON

unread,
Aug 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/9/98
to
mmmmmm, dounut's!!!!


ahem

unread,
Aug 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/9/98
to

You're so full of shit.

Mcgbjk

unread,
Aug 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/9/98
to

>You're so full of shit.

Do posts like this drive everyone else crazy? Who is full of shit? And what
is this person full of shit about?

Absolutely no context.


*"If you go to Z'hadum, you will die"- Kosh

Moe Szyzlak

unread,
Aug 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/9/98
to
mmmmmm.....unprocessed fish sticks


Wes Street

unread,
Aug 9, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/9/98
to
mmmmmm... Marge...


Todd Elia

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
mmmmmmmm...invisible cola

John Isles, iv

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
In article <35c6aef1...@news.nai.net>, tail...@iname.com (Tim Hodge)
wrote:

>Mmmmmmmm.......penis!

-Grampa: "My son is not a Communist. He may be an idiot, a moron, a
Communist... But he is NOT a porn star."

Sorry. That one HAD to come out!

--
From the computer of John Isles, iv-...@gte.net (remove ".13" to reply)

"Read my lips: No new taxes. You know, it's funny, but if you JUST read
my lips, you'd think I'm saying, `No nude actresses'." --Ben Stein, game
show host/actor/lawyer

John Isles, iv

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
Mmm... Barbecue. [smacking lips]

GaNGuScoN2

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
Burns: Use a open-faced club, Steinwitz. A sand wedge!

Homer: Mmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

-Gangus
"Don't make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can't win."
"There you go again. Always taking someone else's side. Flanders... the Water
Department... God..." Homer & Marge
http://members.aol.com/ganguscon2/

Tony Walton

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
Todd Elia wrote:
>
> mmmmmmmm...invisible cola


I like

"mmmmmmm... pork fat"

--
Tony

Xnoid64

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
My favorite line is:
"Mmmmmmmmmm....forbidden doughnut"

-Xnoid64-
===================================
!!!Long Live The Simpsons!!!
http://members.xoom.com/Noid64/Simpsons.htm
====================================

G3arfield

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
Mmmmm.....incapacitating!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shannon Miller, gymnastics messages board, TITANIC, STAR WARS, SIMPSONS fans
check out:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/3143 for this and more! :-)

DiabolousV

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
Mmmmm... organized crime

Jay

unread,
Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
to
mmmm..... sixty four slices of american cheese


GaNGuScoN2 wrote in message
<199808101254...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...

DWright330

unread,
Aug 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/11/98
to
Mmmmmm... something

Jay K. Ro

unread,
Aug 11, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/11/98
to

From Lemon of Troy:

"Break in here? You must be stupider than you look!" <Shelbyville person
"Yeah,...Stupid like a fox!" <Homer

Jon Slack-Smith

unread,
Aug 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/12/98
to
mmmmmmmmmmm..... purple

Todd Elia wrote in message <35cea...@news3.uswest.net>...
>mmmmmmmm...invisible cola
>
>

Melvin Frohike

unread,
Aug 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/12/98
to
mmmmmm, crumbled up cookie things.....


RAHMON <BigDadd...@webtv.net> wrote in article
<10970-35C...@newsd-101.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
> mmmmmm, dounut's!!!!
>
>

Todd Elia

unread,
Aug 12, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/12/98
to
Homer (in robot voice): Mmmmmm.......sprinkles
-From THOH 2

todd_elia

"I wish I had a monkey's paw." -- Homer

DWright330 wrote in message
<199808111812...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
>Mmmmmm... something

GaNGuScoN2

unread,
Aug 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/13/98
to
Mmmm... I CAN feel three different kinds of softness.

Derek A. Stone

unread,
Aug 13, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/13/98
to
mmmmm pointy
----------------------------------------------------------
"And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper."
-Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand), 'Fargo'
Derek A. Stone
ICQ #15696570
Please remove "nospam" from my e-mail address to reply.
----------------------------------------------------------

HIAPMS

unread,
Aug 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/14/98
to
Mmmmmmm..........beer!

Mmmmmmmm.........invisible cola!

Mmmmmmmm..........chocolate!

Mmmmmmmm...........free goo!

DiabolousV

unread,
Aug 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/15/98
to
"Mmmmm... organized crime"

GripGirl

unread,
Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98
to
Mmmmmmmmmm...sacrilicious...

Aidan Cubley

unread,
Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98
to
Maybe it doesn't apply, but I like-

Mmmm...Homer (Donut Executioner)
--

**************************************
* please reply to acu...@seanet.com *
**************************************

max

unread,
Aug 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/16/98
to

During the Marge shoplifting court case:

Apu : I can recite pi to 200 decimal places...

Homer : Mmmmmm.....pi......

Téa Smith

unread,
Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
to
"Now its time read some of my old favourites...Honey roasted
peanuts...ingredients...salt...something....pressed peanut
sweepings..mmmmmmm

Derek A. Stone wrote:

--
BMþ³

Jay Bagley

unread,
Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
to
Mmmmmmm...Gummi Beer

Eric Stuart

unread,
Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
to
I can't believe you all missed the BEST one....

with Smither and Charles on the kitchen ceiling...

"mmm....64 slices of prepackaged cheese..."

EJStuart

Jason Graham wrote:

> Mmmmmmmm.......free goo!
>
> Leeners19 wrote in message
> <199807312357...@ladder01.news.aol.com>...
> >How about:
> >"Mmmmmmm 64 slices of American cheese"
> >"Mmmmmmm forbidden donut" (i know someone already said that but its
> my
> >favorite!)
> >
> >-Colleen-
> >
> >


Twotimes

unread,
Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
to
Mmmmm...64 slices of American Cheese

Twotimes


The Underground

unread,
Aug 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/17/98
to
When Homer and Burns where golfing at the country club and Homer ended up in
a sand trap. He didn't know which club to use and Burns told him to use the
"open-faced club sand wedge".

Homer: "Mmmmm . . . open-faced club sandwich"

Do you get it? Huh? Open-face club sandwich? Huh? Pretty funny, huh?
Jesus.

DiabolousV wrote in message
<199808151820...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
>"Mmmmm... organized crime"

Keith Mackler

unread,
Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
to
I was reading the comic strip "Frank and Ernest." They stole this joke! The
same exact lines!
>>>Keith
The Underground wrote in message <6rb642$h4l$1...@supernews.com>...

ManicButt

unread,
Aug 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/18/98
to
Mmmmmmmmmmm ... sacrilicious.

Viper

unread,
Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
mmm...hog fat

Viper

"Yeah the special schools are all over him" Cheif Wiggum, in regard to
Ralph.

Carol Badenoch

unread,
Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
Mmmm Soylent green!

<heh heh, (it's made out of people) >

Viper <vesc...@hotmail.com> wrote in article
<35dd8...@news3.paonline.com>...

Crommulent

unread,
Aug 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/21/98
to
mmmmm...forbiddon donut.

F.B.

unread,
Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
to
In <01bdcd24$240a8d70$12847586@pccoho-1> "Carol Badenoch"

<carol_b...@carleton.ca> writes:
>
>Mmmm Soylent green!
>
><heh heh, (it's made out of people) >

I like "Mmmmm.... sacrilicious!" (gummy Venus De Milo)

Matt P

Seance98

unread,
Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
to
mmmmm...open faced club sandwich.

responding to Burns saying, "Use the Open faced club. You know, the sand
wedge!"

pirri

unread,
Aug 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/23/98
to
the "land of chocolate" sequence "mmmmm...chocolate"

R. Maitland Baxter

unread,
Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
to
On 22 Aug 1998 00:04:20 GMT, ltri...@ix.netcom.com(F.B.) wrote:


>
>I like "Mmmmm.... sacrilicious!" (gummy Venus De Milo)
>

actually that wasn't the gummy Venus De Milo. It's from the episode
where Bart threw a waffle and it got stuck on the ceiling. Homer
started talking to it because he thought it was god. Marge comes in
and says "Homer, that's not god. That's just a waffle that Bart threw
on the ceiling." Then she knocks it off with her broom. Homer picks it
up and says "I know I shouldn't eat thee but . . . " takes a bite and
utters the best mmmm line ever!
____________________________________
"That was good . . . but not great." - Homer J. Simpson


starman64

unread,
Aug 24, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/24/98
to
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................mediciney."

When Homer is training to be an astronaut and drinks that bubbly liquid 9in
a tube.

0 new messages