Next Episodes plus Episode List (with 8th Season titles)
Don Del Grande
***** INFO NEEDED *****
If anyone saw the opening to the syndicated (in the USA) version of
"Lemon of Troy" (the lemon tree episode), could you tell me:
(a) what, if any, blackboard was used (the original was "The First
Amendment Does Not Cover Burping");
(b) what couch was used (the original was the black-and-white opening
where they are all wearing white gloves and slowly move their hands
in circles)
FOX
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10/6: Baseball Playoffs
10/13: Baseball - National League Championship Series Game 4
10/20: Baseball - World Series Game 2
IF the World Series ends in fewer than 7 games (and assuming Game 6
is not rained out and played on 10/27):
10/27: TRIPLE FEATURE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (times not yet verified)
7:00: Treehouse of Horror V (2F03)
7:30: Treehouse of Horror VI (3F04)
8:00: Treehouse of Horror VII (4F02)
11/3: You Only Move Twice (3F23)
(if the World Series is played on 10/27, the Halloween episodes are
scheduled to be moved to 11/3 and "You Only Move Twice" to 11/10)
Weekday Syndication
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10/ 1: A Star is Burns (2F31)
10/ 2: The Crepes of Wrath (7G13)
10/ 3: Bart Gets Famous (1F11)
10/ 4: Homer the Heretic (9F01)
10/ 7: Marge in Chains (9F20)
10/ 8: Cape Feare (9F22)
10/ 9: Marge on the Lam (1F03)
10/10: Secrets of a Successful Marriage (1F20)
10/11: Bart Gets an F (7F03)
SECOND EPISODES (only for stations showing two per day)
10/ 1: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (8F09)
10/ 2: Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish (7F01)
10/ 3: Homer Alone (8F14)
10/ 4: Dog of Death (8F17)
10/ 7: Homer Goes to College (1F02)
10/ 8: Bart's Inner Child (1F05)
10/ 9: Life on the Fast Lane (7G11)
10/10: Burns' Heir (1F16)
10/11: Bart's Friend Falls in Love (8F22)
SYNDICATION PREMIERES IN OCTOBER
10/28: 138th Episode Spectacular (3F31)
10/29: Bart on the Road (3F17)
10/31: Home Sweet Home-Diddly-Dum-Doodily (3F01)
*** ONLY for cities that get two episodes per day: ***
10/30: Treehouse of Horror V (2F03)
(Strange - FOX is supposed to be showing that episode three days
before...or four days AFTER if the World Series lasts until October
27) (and note that "syndication premieres" refers to US syndication;
some of these episodes may have been shown already, or may be shown
before their listed dates, in Canada)
THE TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW on Comedy Central
Comedy Central is showing fourth-season (Simpsonless) episodes; if
they keep running the series, it should start over again (with the
shorts) later this month
YELLOW ALBUM? WHAT YELLOW ALBUM?
I called Geffen last week to ask about the Yellow Album, whose latest
(that's definitely the word for it) release date was October 29; the
word they gave me was that the release date is now "unannounced"
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Since there's no FOX episodes for the next few weeks, I'll relieve
some of the stress by posting one of my lists - this week, it's:
"THE SIMPSONS" EPISODE LIST (with air dates)
Through October 20, 1996
Compiled by Don Del Grande, del_...@ix.netcom.com
Air dates are based on showings by FOX (USA) and are in month/day/year
format
* after a date indicates an episode shown out of season (season is
defined as beginning with the first new show on or after August 15)
"Ep #" indicates the order in which the episodes were first shown
* after an Episode Number indicates the episode has been shown more
than three times:
7G08 - 12/19/91, 12/23/93, 12/11/94
7G02 - 4/28/94
7G04 - 8/30/92
7G05 - 1/22/95
7G09 - 8/ 7/94
7G11 - 8/30/92
7G10 - 8/14/94
7G13 - 2/26/95
7G12 - 8/28/94
7G01 - 2/12/95
7F03 - 2/ 5/95
7F05 - 10/23/94
7F08 - 2/26/95
7F07 - 11/25/93
7F06 - 7/ 1/93, 1/ 8/95
7F14 - 2/19/95
7F21 - 2/24/94
8F02 - 10/30/94
8F11 - 1/29/95
8F12 - 9/18/94
The following air dates had no episodes:
4/ 1/90 America's Most Wanted
7/ 8/90 America's Most Wanted
11/20/94 White Men Can't Jump
12/25/94 Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
11/12/95 The Invaders
3/ 3/96 In the Line of Fire
5/12/96 Mrs. Doubtfire
9/ 1/96 Tornado (made-for-TV movie)
9/ 8/96 Demolition Man
9/15/96 The Program
9/22/96 Rudy
9/29/96 John Woo's Once a Thief (made-for-TV movie)
10/ 6/96 Baseball Playoffs
10/13/96 Baseball Playoffs
10/20/96 Baseball World Series Game 2
First Second Third ID Ep # Title
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***** First Season (1990) *****
12/17/89 12/23/89 7/ 1/90 7G08* 1 Simpsons Roasting on an
Open Fire
1/14/90 3/ 4/90 5/27/90 7G02* 2 Bart the Genius
1/21/90 6/ 3/90 8/30/90 7G03 3 Homer's Odyssey
1/28/90 3/11/90 6/10/90 7G04* 4 There's No Disgrace
Like Home
2/ 4/90 4/ 8/90 7/22/90 7G05* 5 Bart the General
2/11/90 4/22/90 8/ 5/90 7G06 6 Moaning Lisa
2/18/90 5/ 6/90 7/29/90 7G09* 7 Call of the Simpsons
2/25/90 5/20/90 8/23/90 7G07 8 The Telltale Head
3/18/90 7/15/90 9/20/90 7G11* 9 Life on the Fast Lane
3/25/90 6/17/90 9/ 6/90 7G10* 10 Homer's Night Out
4/15/90 6/24/90 9/13/90 7G13* 11 The Crepes of Wrath
4/29/90 8/19/90 9/27/90 7G12* 12 Krusty Gets Busted
5/13/90 8/12/90 10/ 4/90 7G01* 13 Some Enchanted Evening
***** Second Season (1990-91) *****
10/11/90 12/13/90 5/20/93* 7F03* 14 Bart Gets An F
10/18/90 11/29/90 6/ 6/91 7F02 15 Simpson and Delilah
10/25/90 12/27/90 10/31/93* 7F04 16 Treehouse of Horror
11/ 1/90 1/ 3/91 6/25/92* 7F01 17 Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every Fish
11/ 8/90 1/17/91 8/15/91 7F05* 18 Dancin' Homer
11/15/90 3/21/91 1/27/94* 7F08* 19 Dead Putting Society
11/22/90 5/23/91 11/28/91* 7F07* 20 Bart vs. Thanksgiving
12/ 6/90 2/28/91 8/29/91 7F06* 21 Bart the Daredevil
12/20/90 3/14/91 9/12/91 7F09 22 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
1/10/91 4/ 4/91 6/27/91 7F10 23 Bart Gets Hit by a Car
1/24/91 5/16/91 11/29/91* 7F11 24 One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish
1/31/91 5/30/91 8/19/93* 7F12 25 The Way We Was
2/ 7/91 4/18/91 8/ 1/91 7F13 26 Homer vs. Lisa and the
Eighth Commandment
2/14/91 7/18/91 7F15 27 Principal Charming
2/21/91 6/20/91 7F16 28 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
3/ 7/91 7/25/91 5/28/92* 7F14* 29 Bart's Dog Gets an F
3/28/91 6/13/91 7F17 30 Old Money
4/11/91 7/ 4/91 6/10/93* 7F18 31 Brush with Greatness
4/25/91 8/22/91 8/ 6/92* 7F19 32 Lisa's Substitute
5/ 2/91 8/ 8/91 8/20/92* 7F20 33 War of the Simpsons
5/ 9/91 8/25/91 4/30/92* 7F21* 34 Three Men and a Comic Book
7/11/91 9/ 5/91 10/22/92* 7F22 35 Blood Feud
***** Third Season (1991-92) *****
9/19/91 1/30/92 4/ 8/93* 7F24 36 Stark Raving Dad
9/26/91 12/12/91 8F01 37 Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
10/ 3/91 1/ 2/92 7F23 38 When Flanders Failed
10/10/91 1/16/92 7/23/92 8F03 39 Bart the Murderer
10/17/91 2/27/92 7/ 9/92 8F04 40 Homer Defined
10/24/91 3/19/92 8/28/94* 8F05 41 Like Father, Like Clown
10/31/91 8/13/92 10/31/93* 8F02* 42 Treehouse of Horror II
11/ 7/91 4/16/92 12/24/92* 8F06 43 Lisa's Pony
11/14/91 4/ 2/92 5/20/93* 8F07 44 Saturdays of Thunder
11/21/91 3/ 5/92 5/27/93* 8F08 45 Flaming Moe's
12/ 5/91 5/21/92 8F09 46 Burns Verkaufen der
Kraftwerk
12/26/91 5/14/92 8F10 47 I Married Marge
1/ 9/92 4/30/92 11/26/92* 8F11* 48 Radio Bart
1/23/92 6/11/92 1/28/93* 8F12* 49 Lisa the Greek
2/ 6/92 5/10/92 9/17/92 8F14 50 Homer Alone
2/13/92 6/18/92 8F16 51 Bart the Lover
2/20/92 7/16/92 6/17/93* 8F13 52 Homer at the Bat
2/27/92 6/ 4/92 12/27/92* 8F15 53 Separate Vocations
3/12/92 7/ 2/92 8F17 54 Dog of Death
3/26/92 7/30/92 11/ 6/94* 8F19 55 Colonel Homer
4/ 9/92 6/ 7/92 9/ 3/92 8F20 56 Black Widower
4/23/92 9/10/92 8/ 1/94* 8F21 57 Otto Show
5/ 7/92 7/ 8/92 3/18/93* 8F22 58 Bart's Friend Falls in Love
***** Fourth Season (1992-93) *****
8/27/92 12/10/92 8F23 59 Brother, Can You Spare
Two Dimes?
9/24/92 9/16/93 2/17/94* 8F24 60 Kamp Krusty
10/ 1/92 12/31/92 8F18 61 A Streetcar Named Marge
10/ 8/92 1/ 7/93 11/27/94* 9F01 62 Homer the Heretic
10/15/92 2/18/93 9F02 63 Lisa the Beauty Queen
10/29/92 10/31/93* 10/30/94* 9F04 64 Treehouse of Horror III
11/ 3/92 2/25/93 5/ 5/94* 9F03 65 Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
11/ 5/92 3/25/93 9F05 66 Marge Gets a Job
11/12/92 4/22/93 5/12/94* 9F06 67 New Kid on the Block
11/19/92 3/ 4/93 9F07 68 Mr. Plow
12/ 3/92 7/29/93 6/16/94* 9F08 69 Lisa's First Word
12/17/92 6/24/93 6/ 2/94* 9F09 70 Homer's Triple Bypass
1/14/93 6/ 3/93 9F10 71 Marge vs the Monorail
1/21/93 7/ 8/93 9F11 72 Selma's Choice
2/ 4/93 7/22/93 12/ 4/94* 9F12 73 Brother from the Same Planet
2/11/93 7/15/93 9F13 74 I Love Lisa
2/18/93 9/23/93 8/14/94* 9F14 75 Duffless
3/11/93 8/26/93 11/13/94* 9F15 76 Last Exit to Springfield
4/ 1/93 8/12/93 9F17 77 So It's Come to This:
A Simpsons Clip Show
4/15/93 9/ 2/93 5/19/94* 9F16 78 The Front
4/29/93 9/ 9/93 9F18 79 Whacking Day
5/ 6/93 8/ 5/93 9F20 80 Marge in Chains
5/13/93 12/ 2/93* 1/ 1/95* 9F19 81 Krusty Gets Kancelled
***** Fifth Season (1993-94) *****
9/30/93 12/30/93 9F21 82 Homer's Barbershop Quartet
10/ 7/93 1/20/94 6/30/94 9F22 83 Cape Feare
10/14/93 1/13/94 7/14/94 1F02 84 Homer Goes to College
10/21/93 3/ 3/94 1F01 85 Rosebud
10/28/93 10/31/93 10/30/94* 1F04 86 Treehouse of Horror IV
11/ 4/93 3/10/94 1F03 87 Marge on the Lam
11/11/93 4/21/94 1F05 88 Bart's Inner Child
11/18/93 3/24/94 1F06 89 Boy Scoutz N The Hood
12/ 9/93 4/ 7/94 1F07 90 The Last Temptation of Homer
12/16/93 5/26/94 1F08 91 $pringfield (or, How I
Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
1/ 6/94 6/ 9/94 1F09 92 Homer the Vigilante
2/ 3/94 9/25/94* 1F11 93 Bart Gets Famous
2/10/94 1F10 94 Homer and Apu
2/17/94 12/11/94* 1F12 95 Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
2/24/94 10/16/94* 1F13 96 Deep Space Homer
3/17/94 6/23/94 1F14 97 Homer Loves Flanders
3/31/94 7/21/94 1F15 98 Bart Gets an Elephant
4/14/94 7/ 7/94 1F16 99 Burns' Heir
4/28/94 8/21/94 1F18 100 Sweet Seymour Skinner's
Baadasssss Song
5/ 5/94 8/21/94 1F19 101 The Boy Who Knew Too Much
5/12/94 7/28/94 1F21 102 Lady Bouvier's Lover
5/19/94 8/ 7/94 1F20 103 Secrets of a Successful
Marriage
***** Sixth Season (1994-95) *****
9/ 4/94 1/15/95 6/11/95 1F22 104 Bart of Darkness
9/11/94 1/29/95 7/ 2/95 1F17 105 Lisa's Rival
9/25/94 2F33 106 Another Simpsons Clip Show
10/ 2/94 3/12/95 9/ 3/95 2F01 107 Itchy & Scratchy Land
10/ 9/94 4/23/95 2F02 108 Sideshow Bob Roberts
10/30/94 10/29/95* 2F03 109 Treehouse of Horror V
11/ 6/94 3/26/95 9/10/95 2F04 110 Bart's Girlfriend
11/13/94 4/ 2/95 2F05 111 Lisa on Ice
11/27/94 5/28/95 2F06 112 Homer: Bad Man
12/ 4/94 7/ 9/95 2F07 113 Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
12/18/94 5/14/95 2F08 114 Fear of Flying
1/ 8/95 7/16/95 2F09 115 Homer the Great
1/22/95 5/14/95 2F10 116 And Maggie Makes Three
2/ 5/95 6/ 4/95 2F11 117 Bart's Comet
2/12/95 6/18/95 2F12 118 Homie the Clown
2/19/95 6/25/95 2F13 119 Bart vs. Australia
2/26/95 7/23/95 2F14 120 Homer vs. Patty & Selma
3/ 5/95 8/ 6/95 2F31 121 A Star is Burns
3/19/95 8/13/95 2F15 122 Lisa's Wedding
4/ 9/95 8/27/95 2F18 123 Two Dozen & One Greyhounds
4/16/95 7/30/95 2F19 124 The PTA Disbands
4/30/95 10/22/95* 2F32 125 'Round Springfield
5/ 7/95 12/10/95* 2F21 126 The Springfield Connection
5/14/95 8/20/95 2F22 127 Lemon of Troy
5/21/95 9/17/95 2F16 128 Who Shot Mr. Burns?, Part One
***** Seventh Season (1995-96) *****
9/17/95 12/24/95 2F20 129 Who Shot Mr. Burns?, Part Two
9/24/95 2/11/96 6/ 2/96 2F17 130 Radioactive Man
10/ 1/95 1/21/96 6/30/96 3F01 131 Home Sweet Home-Diddily-
Dum-Doodily
10/ 8/95 12/31/95 4/ 7/96 3F02 132 Bart Sells His Soul
10/15/95 1/28/96 4/21/96 3F03 133 Lisa the Vegetarian
10/29/95 3F04 134 Treehouse of Horror VI
11/ 5/95 3/10/96 6/16/96 3F05 135 King-Size Homer
11/19/95 7/14/96 3F06 136 Mother Simpson
11/26/95 3/17/96 3F08 137 Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
12/ 3/95 3/17/96 3F31 138 138th Episode Spectacular
12/17/95 3F07 139 Marge Be Not Proud
1/ 7/96 4/28/96 3F10 140 Team Homer
1/14/96 4/21/96 7/28/96 3F09 141 Two Bad Neighbors
2/ 4/96 5/26/96 3F11 142 Scenes from the Class
Struggle
in Springfield
2/11/96 5/ 5/96 3F12 143 Bart the Fink
2/18/96 6/23/96 3F13 144 Lisa the Iconoclast
2/25/96 6/ 9/96 3F14 145 Homer the Smithers
3/17/96 8/18/96 3F16 146 The Day the Violence Died
3/24/96 7/21/96 3F15 147 A Fish Called Selma
3/31/96 7/ 7/96 3F17 148 Bart on the Road
4/14/96 7/ 7/96 3F18 149 22 Short Films About
Springfield
4/28/96 8/11/96 3F19 150 Raging Abe Simpson and His
Grumbling Grandson in "The
Curse of the Flying
Hellfish"
5/ 5/96 8/ 4/96 3F20 151 Much Apu About Nothing
5/19/96 3F21 152 Homerpalooza
5/19/96 8/25/96 3F22 153 Summer of 4 Ft. 2
***** Eighth Season (1996-97) *****
(courtesy of executive producer Bill Oakley, who supplied the list
to James A. Cherry, who then posted it to ATS)
Note "3G" titles may not be shown in the positions listed
Titles in curly braces indicate that it was a working title in a
previous list that has been changed
Titles in square brackets have yet to be finalized
Episode descriptions are based on personal observations from various
sources, and there is no guarantee that the description is correct
4F02 Treehouse of Horror VII
"The Thing and I" (Bart meets his identical twin);
"The Genesis Tub" (Lisa's science project comes alive and
considers Lisa and Bart their versions of Ultimate
Good and Evil)
"Citizen Kang" (only Homer knows that Dole and Clinton have
been replaced...by Kang and Kodos!)
3F23 You Only Move Twice {"Homer's New Job Offer"}
Homer gets a new job at a safer power plant with a better
boss and moves the family to a better town - but things
are a little TOO better
3F24 El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer {"Homer's Soulmate"}
(translation: Our Homer's Mysterious Journey)
When Homer eats some hot chili after promising Marge that
he won't drink any beer with it, he becomes delirious and
imagines he meets his soulmate
3G01 The Springfield Files
When Homer has a close encounter with an alien, FBI agents
Dana Scully and Fox Mulder (voiced by Gilian Anderson and
David Duchovny - for those of you who don't know, these are
the main characters of "The X-Files" and the actors who
portray them) pay him a visit
3G02 Lisa's Sax
Flashback to when Lisa first got her saxophone
3G03 Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-cious
Takeoff of "Mary Poppins" when the Simpsons hire a nanny
3G04 Simpson Tide
Takeoff on "Crimson Tide"
4F01 Lisa's Date with Density
...is with Nelson
4F03 The Homer They Fall
"llllllllLET'S GET READY to RUM-BLLLLLLE" with guest voice
Michael Buffer when someone points out to Homer that his
ability to take massive amounts of head punishment (thanks
to his puny brain) makes him a natural boxer
4F04 A Milhouse Divided
Milhouse's parents split up
4F05 Burns, Baby Burns {"Burns' Love Child"}
Rodney Dangerfield voices Mr. Burns' illegitimate son...who's
about 60 years old
4F06 Bart After Dark
There's supposed to be an episode where Bart gets a job at a
strip club; this is probably it
4F07 Hurricane Neddy
Either this episode or 4F10 will probably feature Ned Flanders
having a nervous breakdown
4F08 The Twisted World of Marge Simpson {"Marge's Franchise"}
4F09 Grade School Confidential {"Krabappel-Skinner"}
4F10 Mountain of Madness
(see 4F07)
4F11 Homer's Phobia
4F12 The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
The new character in Itchy & Scratchy cartoons has a familiar
voice - Homer's - but isn't quite the ratings-gainer that
Roger Meyers had hoped for
4F13 My Sister, My Sitter
(There aren't that many "sisters" that we know about; Lisa
and Maggie (and brother Bart); Marge, Patty, and Selma;
Sherri and Terri)
4F14 The Brother from Another Series
Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde-Pierce (who play brothers
Frasier and Niles Crane on "Frasier") appear as Sideshow Bob
and his brother
4F15 Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
(the 18th Amendment to the US Constitution was the one that
started alcohol prohibition - I suspect this will be along the
lines of "Duffless")
4F16 The Canine Mutiny
(presumably, this is a Santa's Little Helper episode, his
FOURTH, while Snowball II still hasn't had one - I don't
think it's even been mentioned whether SB2 is male or female)
4F17 The Old Man and the Lisa
4F18 In Marge We Trust
4F19 Homer's Enemy
4F20 [Three Phony Spin-offs]
"Chief Wiggum, P.I.", "The Love-Matic Grampa", and "The
Simpson Family Goodtime Variety Hour" - this sounds like
a takeoff on how some shows have an episode that concentrates
on a minor (or just-introduced) character, without showing
the stars, in what is really a pilot episode for a new series
4F21 [Military Academy]
(A little military discipline could be just what Bart needs
to get him on the road to Chief Justice, if you ask me)
***** Ninth Season (1997-98) *****
4F22 [New York City]
4F23 [The Real Seymour Skinner]
4F24 [Lisa's Genes]
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SPOILERS for upcoming episodes:
Treehouse of Horror V: "The Shinning"; Homer travels back and forth in
time; Lunch Lady Doris starts grinding kids into the school lunches
Treehouse of Horror VI: Springfield's giant sign mascots go on the
rampage; Groundskeeper Willie invades Bart and Lisa's dreams; Homer
enters "the third dimension"
Treehouse of Horror VII: Bart and his identical twin; Lisa's science
project gains sentience and considers her and Bart the ultimate Good
and Evil; only Homer knows that Dole and Clinton have been kidnapped
and replaced by...Kang and Kodos!
You Only Move Twice: Homer gets a job at a safer power plant with a
better boss (voiced by Albert Brooks) in a better town...but things
are a little TOO perfect (and don't worry; they move back to
Springfield in time for the next episode)
A Star is Burns: Springfield hosts a film festival with Jay Sherman
The Crepes of Wrath: Bart goes to France
Bart Gets Famous: "I didn't do it"
Homer the Heretic: God tells Homer he doesn't have to go to church
Marge in Chains: Marge gets arrested for inadvertantly shoplifting
a bottle of "Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Bourbon"
Cape Feare: Homer joins the Witness Relocation Program to help Bart
escape from Sideshow Bob
Marge on the Lam: Marge and Ruth Powers do the "Thelma & Louise" thing
Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer's bedroom stories to his adult
education class get him thrown out of the house
Bart Gets an F: Bart gives "coolness lessons" to Martin in exchange
for study tips in order to pass a big test
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk: Burns sells the plant to German
businessmen, who fire Homer
Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish: Burns runs for
governor after Bart catches a three-eyed fish
Homer Alone: Marge has a breakdown and goes to Rancho Relaxo
Dog of Death: Santa's Little Helper needs an expensive operation, but
the resulting cutbacks make everyone turn against him
Homer Goes to College: Homer gets his three physics tutors expelled
Bart's Inner Child: Everybody in Springfield starts acting like Bart
Life on the Fast Lane: Marge has to decide between her husband and
her bowling instructor
Burns' Heir: Burns selects Bart to be his heir - and mold him in his
image
Bart's Friend Falls in Love: Bart gets squeezed out when Milhouse and
Samantha Stanky get together
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S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!)
f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M34 (almost as old as Homer)
"But we weren't running up the score; we needed to get our defense
back into the game without giving you a chance to catch up" - what
Notre Dame's coach probably told the other coach right after the end
of "Rudy"